Evolution 4 {4/4/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

April 4th, 2003

A huge pyro shoots down on the stage in the sold out Spokane Arena from Spokane Washington! It is followed by some smaller pyro and the song Evolution 169 by Nevermore begins playing as the camera pans around t arena showing all the jacked up fans waiting to see the show! It the cuts over near ringside at the commentators table where Kid Rock and Eminem are at!

Kid: Yo people, lets rock this bitch tonight! Ya all ready for some action up in here?!

Em: Man, it ssound sliek your ready! But yea, we do got a good show tonight!

Kid: F'ck yea we do! Two of SEF's finest superstars square off when chris jericho meets viper in a steel cage with no interference from either side! This should be sweet!

Em: Oh yea it should! These two boys are what helps SEF keep going strong!

Kid: Yea they are! Also though, we got johnny x taking on adam mcmason and scott blaze fighting austin!

Em: Plus that chick who debuted at mania takes on the sister of the chick she beat!

Kid: Yea, that whitney chick is hot, but anyways, also tonight the cruiserweight title is on the line when two friends collide, virus and jamie!

Em: Should be interesting! Just like that lingerie match man, torrie and patricia!

Kid: Uh huh, thats gonna be nice! Now lets get started with the show!





Singles Match

Johnny and adam start off in the ring where johnny takes down adam after a lock up and gets him in a headlock! Adam fights up and pushes johnny into the ropes who comes back and shoulder blocks adam down! As adam is getting up, he low blows johnny, but the ref sees and disqualifies him! He tries beating down johnny, but gets a spear before johnny leaves the ring!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by DQ..............Johnny X!

Kid: Man, what a low shot by adam! That had to hurt!

Em: F'ck yea it did, but johnny got a lil revenge!





Lingerie Match

Torrie comes out to ring dressed in a white bra&panties matching outfit while patrica comes out in red bra&panties outfit, both with thongs! They then lock up and patrica gets torrie back in the corner where she unloads with some chops before whipping her into the ropes and nailing a clothesline! Patricia then does a lil dance for the fans, but torrie gets up and dropkicks her in the back, then pick sher up and tosses her to the mat by her hair! Torrie then sets up patricia in the corner and looks for a clothesline, but patricia ducks and nails a chick kick, then pins, 1........2.........3!

Lillian Gacia: Here is your winner by pinfall............Patricia Stratigias!

Fighter hits and patricia poses for the fans while torries recovers outside the ring!

Kid: Man, them to honeys looked good tonight! Who won again?

Em: Uh, I think patricia, but who cares, we all won who got to watch it!





Singles Match

Scott blaze makes his way to the ring and waits for a while! Austin doesn't show, so the ref issues a ten count and count sout austin allowing scott to pick up the win!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by count out..............Scott Blaze!

Scott smirks at this, but before he has a chance to celebrate, Shaun Venom runs out through the crowd, jumps the rail and slides in the ring! Scott turns aroudn and shaun unloads on him with right hands, then nails a huge uppercut before kicking scott in the gut and hitting the lethal injection on him! Shaun looks down at scott and sneers at him before exiting the ring and leaving through the crowd!

Kid: Damn, shaun has made an impact in SEF to say the least!

Em: Yea he has, first he attacked mack at mania, now this!





Triple Threat Match

Corey and jimmus and sart of flocking up! Jimmus slamming corey back down to the mat! Corey quickly jumps up and goes behind jimmus and hits a german suplex! He then begins stomping away at him and jumps on him, pounding on his head with fists of rage! Corey then picks up jimmus and whips him into the ropes, jumsp up and hits a dropkick on him, then goes up top and hits a elbow drop! After that, jimmus tries a suplex, but corey slips out of it and soon hits destined and wins the match after pinning jimmus!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall.............Cory Jones!

Kid: That kid corey did pretty good!

Em: Yea, jimmus was ok to, but corey got the win!





Singles Match

Faith and whitney begin with a lock up and seem pretty even at first, but whitney rakes faiths eyes, then whips her into the ropes and hits a chick kick right off the bat, goes for the pin, but only gets two! Whitney starts beating faiths head into the mat, then picks her up and whips her into the ropes, but gets reversed and met with a clothesline taking down whitney! Faith then goes up top and looks for a body splash, but whitney gets up and slams her off the top! She then waits for faith to get up and when she does, whitney locks her in a standing crossface, then swings back in a side russian leg sweep and locks in a unorthodoxed sleeper hold, thus being the southern sleeper! Faith struggles to get free, but soon succumbs to the hold and passes out!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by knock out................Whitney Marret!

Always hits and whitney poses for the fans as faith is helped to the back!

Kid: Damn, that chick is hot and can kick ass!

Em: Uh huh, she is f'n good!





SEF Cruiserweight Championship

Virus and jamie stand in the ring facing each other, a look fo respect on each of their faces, then virus lashes out with a slap and jamie responds with his own! Soon teh two are brawling it out with virus overpowering jamie and backing him into a corner where he stomps jamie down to the mat! He then picks up jamie and whips him into the ropes, looks for a clothesline, but jamie ducks it and comes off the other ropes with a cross body block and rolls up virus for two! Jamie then kicks virus in the gut and sends him int a corner, runs at him, but jumps over him and hits a moonsault on him for r two count! Virus throws him off and soon nails a huge clothesline before hitting a top rope leg drop on jamie for a two count as well! Virus then picks up jamie and looks for the infection, but gets shoved into the ropes and hit with a dropkick! Jamie then nails a high impact ddt on virus before going up top where he looks for a 450 splash, but f'cks up and lands on his back! Virus picks him up and nails the infection, then pins him, 1........2.........3!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall...........Virus!

Virus celebrates with his cruiserweight title and helps jamie to his feet as the two raise each others arms!

Kid: Hell yea, that was a cool ass show of respect after the match which I must say was very good!

Em: Yea it was! Them boys are good and should go far in SEF!





Cage Match
If Jericho Wins, He Faces The World Champ On Next Weeks Evolution

Chris and viper start out staring each other down in the cage, then chris looks for a right hand, but gets blocked and nailed with one by viper who soon pounds chris back into a corner and begins slamming chris's head off the cage! He then whips chris into the ropes and looks for a clothesline, but chris duck san dcomes with a forearm smash, knocking viper down! He then picks up viper and hits a suplex, then runs off the ropes and hits a few elbow drops! Chris then picks up viper and looks for a ddt, but viper counters it and sends chris flying over his back to the mat! Viper grabs chris and locks him in a headlock and looks to ram his head into the cage, but chris shoves him into the cage, then dropkicks him in the back! Chris then tries slamming vipers head into the cage, but there is still to much fight left in viper who blocks that and slams chris's head into the cage! He then picks up chris in a press slam and throws him headfirst into the cage, busting chris open! Viper then pounds chris in thehead causing the blood to flow even more! He looks for the unforgiven, but chris counters it into the walls of jericho and leans back as hard as he can! Viper refuses to tap, but can't really do much sithout a ref in there and soon looks to fade out some! When jericho doesn't feel much od a struggle anymore, he lets go and starts climbing out the cage! As jericho is going over teh top, viper comes to and crawls to the cage door getting halfway out as jericho makes it down the cage and looks inches away from winning! As jericho touches the floor, viper at the same time rolls out and touches with his feet as well! Jericho raises his hands in the air, thinking he won, but the ref says no he didn't! After around ten minutes of debate and two more refs coming down, the desicion is made!

Lillian Garcia: As a result of both men touching the floor at the same time, this match is declared a Draw!

Jericho looks in disgust and is enraged as viper just looks serious, but has a slight grin before running at jericho and clothelining his head off! He then pulls out a set of brass knucks from his tights and lays into jericho with some huge right hands! Viper then picks up jericho and hits the unforgiven before heading b/s!

Kid: Well shit, that was a hell of a match by both men, but a draw, damn!

Em: I know man! What about what viper did to chris just now, damnation!

Kid: He must have been mad I guess, but why was he ginning? Oh well, we'll find I'm sure! For now, later people and peace!