Evolution 13 {6/6/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

June 6th, 2003

A pyro shoots down from the rafters and is followed by several as Evolution 169 by Nevermore begins playing and Evolution kicks off live from the sold out Arrowhead Pond in Anaheim, California! The camera pans over the screaming crowd, showing many of them who are waving their signs in the air before it cuts over to ringside where Kid Rock and Eminem are sitting at the commentators table!

Kid: Yo, yo, yo, CaliPornia, whass up? Man it feels good to be back in this state for the second time this week!

Em: Sure does man and these people sound like they like having us here! Anyways, tonight's show looks good!

Kid: Yea it does! First thing man, that triple threat match for the Women's Title, sweet!

Em: Oh yea, a hot honey, a crazy bitch, and the champ, the sexy yet tough Julie! Should be a good one!

Kid: My favorite match to look forward to! I just hope Viper don't act up on his word from earlier tonight!

Em: Me neither man! Speaking of him though, he will be defending his World Title against Strife!

Kid: Big chance for Strife man, chance to become the champ, hold the title that everyone dreams of holding! But hey, let's get this thing going and kick off the right way with that cage match!





Cage Match
Gangster Paradise Match

Chris Cage and Scott Steiner both make their way out and climb in the cage which is littered with all kinds of weapons! They go for a lock up which Steiner gets the advantage in quickly shoves Cage down! Cage jumps up and looks for another lock up, but instead kicks Steiner in the gut and looks for an irish whip! Steiner is too strong and reverses it, whipping Cage into a corner and catching from behind, hitting a german suplex! He then picks up a lead pipe and looks to nail Cage, but gets kicked in the knee, then poked in the eye! Cage gets up and dropkicks Steiner, then grabs a trash can lid and bashes him in the face a couple times! Steiner still stays up, so Cage gets a singapore cane and starts wailing on Steiner, getting him to one knee and eventually laying him out! Cage then sets a trash can in a corner and looks to whip Steiner into, but gets reversed, crashing into the trash can! Steiner then grabs Cage and smashes his head into the side of the cage several times! Steiner picks up Cage and lifts up in a press slam, pushing him up and down a few times before dropping him on his face! He then stands over him and locks in the steiner recliner! Cage begins screaming like crazy and almost looks to give up, but it don't matter cause you must escape to win! Just then, Ric Flair comes running down the aisle, but the ref cuts him off! Meanwhile, from the crowd runs none other than Viper who has a sledgehammer with him! He climbs in the cage and Steiner lets Cage go looking to fight off Viper! He does for a lil bit, but Viper nails a low blow and chops his knee! Viper then grabs his sledgehammer and nails Steiner in the head, then picks him up and hits the unforgiven and gets out of the cage! The ref has Flair back now and turns his attention to the ring where Viper is now standing, looking calm! Inside, Cage starts crawling and soon makes his way to the door and falls out to the floor!

J-Lo: Here is your winner.................Chris Cage!

Boys In The Hood hits as Viper helps Cage up and Flair comes over as the three head to the back!

Kid: Man, that was fucked up! Steiner was cheated man!

Em: Yea he was! Cage got his ass kicked and would have lost had it not been for Viper and Flair!





Singles Match
Kayleia Manson w/Bryan Kanyon vs. Taylor Stallone

No Show





Singles Match

Blake Darkness comes out and waits, but James Tsunami doesn't show, so the ref issues a ten count and awards the match to Blake!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by countout..............Blake Darkness!

Kid: I guess James didn't feel like showing up!

Em: I guess! Hope he shows up for the battle royal on Sunday!





Triple Threat Match
SEF Women's World Championship

Courtney and Chae make their way out and start off the match! Courtney takes it to Chae, getting her back into the corner and laying in some elbows! She pretty much dominates Chae and gets a few quick roll ups resulting in a two count! There is still no sign of Julie and both women are really going at it now! Chae has turned things around and is laying into Courtney! She whips her across the ring and levels Courtney with a spinning kick, then goes to the second rope and hits a missile dropkick! Just then, Julie comes running out, drops her title at ringside and slides in the ring, nails a Chae with some elbows, then throws her to the outside! Courtney looks for a clothesline, but Julie ducks and gives her a neckbreaker before going to the top and hitting a moonsault! She pins, but Chae comes in and break sit up! She looks to suplex Julie, but gets reversed as Julie gives Chae a suplex! Julie picks up Courtney from behind and tries for the dirty drop, but Chae has the ref distracted and Blake pulls Julie out of the ring! Blake looks to send Julie into the steels steps, but instead gets slammed into them himself! Julie looks to get back in when Viper comes running out to the ring and tries getting to her! She escapes him and runs from the ring, running backstage with Viper following! In the ring, Chae has Courtney set up for a bulldog, but gets shoved into the corner, then hit with JLT and pinned, 1.............2..............3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall and new Women's Champion...............Courtney Michaels!

Seperated Self hits as Courtney his handed the title which she holds in her hands staring it with a crazy look! Meanwhile, Julie is shown backstage, still running and his now in the parking lot where she jumps into her car, but Viper reaches it and holds her door open looking to grab her when none other than Daddy Mack grabs Viper and holds him back! He yells to Julie!

Mack: Take off, now!

Julie wastes no time and starts her car, pulling out of there and Viper gets pissed, yells at Mack some, but just storms off and heads inside as the camera cut back to ringside!

Kid: Man, I guess Viper wasn't kidding! Muthafucka cost Julie her title and apparently caused her to leave SEF from the looks of it!

Em: It's a shame, but least Mack saved her from physical harm1 He's a good guy of that, but man, now we got crazy woman as our Women's Champ!





SEF World Heavyweight Championship

Strife makes his way out and is soon followed by Viper who immediately jumps on Strife, hammering on him with some big rights! he whips Strife into the ropes and locks in a sleeper hold and almost puts Strife down, but Strife fights up and backdrops Viper! He then hits him with a ddt, then hits a second rope leg drop and tries for a pin, but only gets two! Strife then looks for suplex, but Viper blocks it and knees Strife in the gut before giving him a piledriver! Viper then looks for the unforgiven, but gets backdropped! Strife picks him up and tries for the eye of sorrow when Chris cage comes to ringside and distracts the ref! Strife hits the move on Viper and pins, but the ref is still distracted! Flair then gets the refs attention and Cage jumps in the ring and nails Strife in the head with a chain and gets out! Viper drapes and arm across Strife's chest as the ref looks over and counts, 1.............2.............3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall and still World Champion................Viper!

Superman hits as Chris gets in the ring and kicks Strife out, then with Flair helps Viper up who raises his title in the air along with Cage and Flair's arms which they do on each side of the ring!

Kid: Shit man, Strife got screwed this time and it all surrounds Viper! First he helps Cage beat Steiner, then he chases Julie out of the arena costing her the Women's Title, now he has Cage helping him!

Em: The man is an asshole and a fucking prick, but he is smart and manages to hold on to his title!

Kid: I know man, he is good, but damn! Anyways people, that's it for tonight, later and peace!