Evolution 14 {6/13/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

June 13th, 2003

A pyro shoots down from the rafters and is followed by several as Evolution 169 by Nevermore begins playing and Evolution kicks off live from the sold out TD Waterhouse Centre In Orlando, Florida! The camera pans over the screaming crowd, showing many of them who are waving their signs in the air before it cuts over to ringside where Kid Rock and Eminem are sitting at the commentators table!

Kid: What's up out here in the sunny sunshine state of Florida? Ya all ready for a lil bit of good ol' action?

Em: I'd say they are man, judging by how fucking loud and crazy these people are!

Kid: Man, they are crazy here, but hey, with the matches we got, can't blame them! Especially that Women's Title match, Taylor is hot!

Em: Yea she is, but Courtney is one tough bitch, so I don't know! But we also got a couple more qualifying matches, plus in other singles action, Taker takes on Halo, should be good!

Kid: Yea, Take is a badass, but this Halo guy looks good, so ya never know! Also man, the main event is picking up, David Flair returning to take on Rey Mysterio and Kevin Nash in a hardcore rulz match!

Em: That one should be nice and the winner goes to King of the Ring in that hardcore rulz free for all!

Kid: That one should be an interesting match! But hey, let's get the show rolling!





KOTR Qualifying Match

Scott Steiner his the first one out and after a few minutes Ric Flair makes his way out with Viper! Flair gets in the ring and Viper goes to the other side on the outside and gets Steiner's attention allowing Flair to get the advantage by clubbing Steiner in the back, then backdropping him! Flair then punches Steiner in the head a few times before whipping into the ropes looking for a backdrop, but instead gets clubbed in the back and ddted by Steiner! Steiner shakes the cobwebs a lil picking up Flair and lifting him in a press slam and dropping face first on the mat! Steiner looks to run the ropes for an elbow drop, but Viper grabs his foot and trips him up! Steiner quickly rolls out of the ring and goes after Viper who backs away allowing Flair to recover and grab Steiner! Steiner beats Flair to the punch literally, but Viper ends up clotheslining Steiner which the ref sees and immediately calls for the bell!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by disqualification................Scott Steiner!

Viper looks pissed and goes to whip Steiner into the steel steps, but gets reversed and sent into them himself! Flair runs at Steiner, but gets clotheslined! Steiner picks up Viper and looks to powerbomb him through the announce table when Chris Cage runs out and kicks Steiner in the back, right in the spine, then slams his head into the ringpost and grabs a chair, nailing him with it a few times, keeping Steiner down! Viper gets to his feet as does Flair and all three of them roll Steiner in the ring, stomp him some before Viper nails him with The Unforgiven!

Kid: Yea, fuck yea! Viper may be an asshole, but he just dos e dosed that bitch Steiner all to hell!

Em: He did do that man, well, he, Flair, and Cage did! He also won too though!





KOTR Qualifying Match

Spike Dudley makes his way to the ring and waits for a while, but there is no sign of Kane, so the ref issues a ten count and awards the match to Spike!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by countout................Spike Dudley!

Kid: Man, Kane hasn't done a damn thing in SEF since joining us here!

Em: I know, Mack outta fire his ass!





Singles Match

Marshall 'Halo' Mage makes his way to the ring and waits for a while, but there is no sign of The Undertaker, so the ref issues a ten count and awards the match to Halo!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by countout.............Marshall 'Halo' Mage!

Kid: What the fuck man? Kane no shows, now Taker, damn!

Em: Uh huh, that's fucking weird, I didn't expect that from Taker!





SEF Women's World Championship

Courtney Michaels makes her way to the ring and waits for a while, but there is no sign of Taylor Stallone, so the ref issues a ten count and awards the match to Courtney!

J-Lo: here is your winner by countout and still Women's Champion.................Courtney Michaels!

Kid: Man, this is fucking bullshit! Three no shows in a row! First Kane, then Taker, now Taylor Stallone, the one I wanted to see!

Em: This fucked up and fucking lame of these three bitches!





Hardcore Rulz
Triple Threat Match
The Winner Will Be Placed In The Hardcore Rulz Free For All At KOTR

Flair is the first one out and despite the weapons already in the ring, he has in his hand a crowbar! Rey Mysterio then comes running out full of energy and jumps on the top rope looking for a cross body on Flair who quickly ducks it and starts bashing Mysterio with the crowbar! Nash soon comes out and Flair whips Mysterio to him which Nash just grabs him and delivers the Jacknife Powerbomb to Mysterio! Flair quickly runs at him, slides between his legs and then nails him in the back of the knee with his crowbar! He hits Nash a few more times like that and takes him down to the mat! Flair then grabs a trash can and bashes Nash in the head five times almost flattening the trash can! He then gets a two by four and wails on Nash with it, rolling him out of the ring! Mysterio is back up somehow and looks for a hurracanrana on Flair, but gets countered with a powerbomb and pinned, 1.............2............3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall......................David Flair!

What Were All About hits as Flair celebrates his victory!

Kid: Damn, that was a nice match and Flair is our first entry into that free for all!

Em: Yea, I wonder what that is gonna be for man!

Kid: I don't know, but knowing Mack, something big! Anyways, that's all for now, later people, peace!