Evolution 24 {10/3/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

October 3rd, 2003

Head Like A Hole begins playing over the system and some pyro shoots off as tonight's show starts at the Bradley Center in Milwaukee Wisconsin. The camera pans around the crowd and captures all of the fans who are screaming for some action, then it drops down to Kid Rock and Eminem at ringside.

Kid: Yeehaw boys and girls, we be up here in the north and its getting a lil cold out, but seems to be pretty hot tonight.

Em: Oh yea man, we got some great matches tonight especially that ladder match for the Women's Title, Whitney Marret defending against Cassie Michaels.

Kid: Oh yea, them two chicks are probably the best of the women's division in SEF and their gonna clash tonight.

Em: Uh huh, but we also got Bubba and D-Von defending their Tag Titles which has been a while and its against the returning Cyclus and Dante.

Kid: Cyclus and Dante made a huge impact at Anarchy Rulz, but will they be able to top the Dudleyz, who knows.

Em: True man, they came in huge, but the Dudleyz are great, so its a hard one to call.

Kid: We also got some triple threat action man, Johnny X fights two new guys, Batista and Chris Cyrien. Plus some singles action when Matlock fights a new guy by the name of Jason Carnage.

Em: Those should be good, but so should this handicapped parking lot brawl that Mack booked with him and Strife against Viper.

Kid: Oh man, that shit is gonna be messed up man, Viper is gonna have to bust his ass to just stay alive let alone win, but hey, we'll see what happens, cause its up now.





SEF Xtreme Championship
Handicapped Parking Lot Brawl
Viper vs. Strife & Daddy Mack[c]
Referee: Uncle Cracker

The parking lot is shown in the back of the Bradley Center where it is pretty cold out and there is a lil drizzle coming down. A circle of cars is in the middle of the lot along with some of SEF's superstars and soon, Superman starts playing and his heard faintly out in the lot. A black hummer comes driving into the lot and in it is Viper who parks in one of two empty spaces of the circle and gets out with a tire iron in hand, takes off his jacket and tosses into his hummer, then walks into the middle of the circle. Then White America can be heard playing and a '79 firebird, color blue comes pulling in driven by Strife and riding shotgun is Mack. The car pulls into the empty spot of the cicle next to the hummer and as it stops, Viper throws the tire iron into the windshield and both men jump out of the car. Viper runs around and boots Mack in the head, then slams his head into the door. Strife jumps on the hood and flies off with a cross body block on Viper taking him down. Strife gets up and grabs Viper by teh hair and looks to slam him into the hummer, but Viper blocks it and bounces Strife's head off the hummer, then throws him into the circle. Viper then lifts up Mack and press slams him on to the firebirds hood. Strife is up and Viper charges him with a clothesline, then lifts him up and gives him a piledriver on to the pavement. He picks Strife back up and looks for Sinful when Mack gets up, grabs the tire iron and comes flying off nailing Viper in the back with it. Mack then starts beating Viper in the back, then Strife stands up and starts kicking him as well. Mack lifts up Viper as Strife jumps on the hood of the car and flies off helping Mack as they give Viper a spiked piledriver on the pavement. Mack pins him as Cracker counts, 1.........2.........kickout. Mack looks pissed, so he and Strife lift up Viper and give him a double suplex, then Mack jumps up on the car and flies off with an elbow drop. Strife goes up and nails a leg drop, then then both pin Viper as Cracker counts, 1.............2.............kickout! They look in awe and just start pounding on Viper when suddenly, a very tall man around seven foot who looks like Kane only its not and he is uglier and looks meaner comes up behind Strife and grabs him by the hair spinning him around. Strife stares at him and looks closely, then drops his jaw in surprise almost. The man nails Strife with a huge uppercut, then lifts him up in a press slam and tosses him on to the hood of the hummer. He looks to follow, but mack clubs him in the back. The man just turns around and pushes Mack away, then boots him in the face, picks him up and powerslams Mack on to the hood of the firebird. The man gets on the hummer and rolls Strife on to the roof going with him, then lifts up Strife by the throat and chokeslams down on to the roof of the firebird which is like a ten foot drop and caves in the roof. Viper is recovered and looks confusingly at the man, then grabs Mack and give shim The Unforgiven on to the pavement and pins him as Cracker counts, 1.............2.............3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner and new SEF Xtreme Champion...........................Viper!

Superman can be heard playing faintly as Viper is given his newly won title. The man who was on the hummer is now gone somewhere off in the darkness as Viper just grabs his World Title from in the hummer, puts on his jacket and walks into the arena with his titles over his shoulder as the scene cuts to ringside.

Kid: Holy shit man, Viper just beat Mack for the Xtreme Titl;e, but alos, Strife just got chokeslammed to hell by some mystery dude.

Em: I know, thats some crazy shit man. I wonder who the guy was?





Singles Match
Matt Matlock vs. Jason Carnage
Referee: Uncle Cracker

Born With Nothing, Die With Everything hits and Matt comes walking out to the ring. School Of Hard Knocks then hits and Jason comes walking out and gets in the ring as well. Jason runs at Matt who just ducks him and nails some right hands before ddting him. Matt then picks up Jason and whips him into the ropes and nails a forearm smash, then lifts up Jason and suplexes him, then pins as Cracker counts, 1..........2..........kickout! Matt picks up Jason and looks for a powerslam, but Jason slips behind him and clubs Matt in the back, then slams him down to the mat. He goes up top and looks for an elbow drop, but Matt quickly gets up and follows him up, punches Jason in the head, then nails the Matlock Drop on him and pins as Cracker counts, 1.................2.................3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner..............................Matt Matlock!

Born With Nothing, Die With Everything hits as Matt jumps up celebrating his win.

Kid: Oh yea, nice win for Matt even though it was jobber duty as he put it.

Em: Yea, Jason wasn't great, but did try, so it was all cool I guess.





Triple Threat Match
Johnny X vs. Dave Batista vs. Chris Cyrien
Referee: Dr. Dre

Johnny and Batista are already in the ring when Head For The Barricade hits and out walks Chris who makes his way to the ring. Batista has Johnny beaten down in the corner by the time Chris comes in, so Chris flies at Batista and dropkicks him in the back, then he grabs Batista in a waistlock and gives him a german suplex. Johnny comes running out, but Chris drop toeholds him, then runs the ropes and dropkicks him in the head. He grabs Batista and gives him the Cyriens Clash, then Johnny gets up and looks for a clothesline. Chris ducks and kicks Johnny in the gut, then lifts him up and hits the Cyrien Effect and pins as Dre counts, 1..............2..............3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner ............................Chris Cyrien!

Head For The Barricade hits as Chris raises his hands in victory.

Kid: Nice lil triple threat action there, Chris came in full of fire.

Em: Yea he did, hopefully he can step it up more here though.





SEF World Tag Team Championship
Cyclus & Dante w/Daddy Mack vs. Bubba Ray Dudley[c] & D-Von Dudley[c]
Referee: Dr. Dre

Scum Of The Earth hits as Cyclus and Dante walk out with Mack leading them and they soon get in the ring. Soon following, Bombshell hits and the Dudleyz come running out and hit the ring charging at Cyclus and Dante. Bubba tackles Cyclus and the two soon roll to the outside where they tear into each other. D-Von and Dante trade punches, but Dante quickly overpowers D-Von and grabs him by the throat tossing him into the corner and unleashing some heavy punches on him. He soon lets up and D-Von comes staggering out and Dante lifts him up for a powerslam, but Bubba gets in the ring and clubs Dante in the back, then tries for the Bubba Bomb, but Dante blocks only D-Von gets back up and kicks Dante in the gut allowing Bubba to execute the Bubba Bomb. D-Von pins him, but Cyclus jumps in the ring and shoves Bubba on to D-Von breaking the fall. D-Von jumps up enraged and looks to shove Bubba, but Cyclus and starts pounding him with rights and lefts. Bubba clotheslines Cyclus and tosses him outside and goes to his corner. D-Von picks up Dante and whips him int the ropes, but is reversed and met with a big boot. Dante then lifts up D-Von and powerslams him and tags out to Cyclus who comes running in and ends up knocking Bubba off the apron, then goes to D-Von and stomps him to hell and back. He then picks up D-Von and tries for The Clamp, but D-Von counters it into a Reverse DDT, but is unable to pin. He soon begins crawling to his corner and as Cyclus tags in Dante, D-Von tags in Bubba who charges over to Dante and punches him, then stomps on Cyclus, picks him up and whips him into the ropes nailing a huge clothesline. Dante comes into the ring and clubs Bubba in the back, then looks to whip him into the ropes, but D-Von stops it and the two whip Dante into the ropes and soon give him the 3D. Cyclus gets up and is about to get the same but slides outside the ring. D-Von goes after him and chases him around the ring. Bubba jumps outside in front of Cyclus and clothesline him, then he and D-Von pick up Cyclus and whip him into the steel steps. D-Von jumps in the ring as Bubba pounds on Cyclus. D-Von picks up Dante and looks for a suplex, but Dante punches him and soon gives him a chokeslam. Bubba jump on the apron, but is nailed with a big boot, then Dante lifts up D-Von and nails The Execution on him and pins as Dre counts, 1.................2...................3!

J-Lo: Here are your winners and new SEF World Tag Team Champions..........................Cyclus and Dante!

Scum Of The Earth hits as Dante raises his hand up, then Cyclus slides in Bubba as Mack brings in a table and sets it up. Dante rolls Bubba on to the table and soon lifts up D-Von by the legs as Cyclus gets on the other side behind him and brings down D-Von's head on to Bubba putting both men through the table with the 3D. Mack just raises their hands up as they hold up their titles.

Kid: Damn man, them two boys just went through a great match with the Dudleyz and won.

Em: Yea they did, no doubt there, but to add insult thay put them through a table with the Dudleyz signature move.





Ladder Match
SEF Womens World Championship
Cassie Michaels w/Angelus vs. Whitney Marret[c]
Special Referee: Daddy Mack

Mack is in the ring with a ref shirt and the ladder, a twenty footer is standing in the aisle. Don't Let Me Get Me hits and Cassie comes walking out to the ring and his accompanied much to her hatred by Angelus. She gets in the ring as he stays on the outside. Soldier soon hits and Whitney comes walking out with her title, looks up at the ladder, but keeps walking to the ring and gets in, drops her title and goes right after Cassie. Whitney forces Cassie back into the corner and starts laying teh chops before whipping her across the ring and charging at her with a clothesline. Cassie staggers out and Whitney soon nails a ddt, then heads out of the ring after the ladder. She has at ringside when Cassie comes flying out of the ring with a somersault plancha and nails the ladder driving it down on to Whitney, but getting hurt as well. Cassie soon gets up and slides the ladder into the ring, then grabs Whitney and whips her into the steel steps before getting back into the ring. She starts setting up the ladder and begins climbing when Whitney gets up and climbs the ropes, jumps off with a dropkick and pushes the ladder over sending Cassie to the mat. Whitney gets up and grabs cassie by the hair, then looks for a suplex, but Cassie slips down behind her and clubs her in the back, then slams her down on her back. Cassie climbs the top rope and flies off with a moonsault, then stands up the ladder and begins climbing. She almost gets to the top when Whitney comes climbing up and grabs her foot, then climbs up more and clubs her in the back before backdropping off the ladder. Both women lay there for a few seconds as Mack just laughs and lays back in the corner. Whitney soon stands up as does Cassie and Whitney nails a hard dropkick on her sending Cassie to the outside against the guard rail. Whitney then looks down at her, positions the ladder near the ropes and climbs to the top. She stands straight up and leaps off with a splash on to Cassie who moves at the last minute and Whitney hits the floor and lays near motionless. Cassie gets to her feet and slides in the ring, moves the ladder back over and climbs up, grabbing the title and winning the match.

J-Lo: Here is your winner and new SEF Womens World Champion..............................Cassie Michaels!

Don't Let Me Get Me hits as Cassie holds the title up in the air and soon climbs down. Whitney crawls up and gets in the ring with a mic, then stands in front of Cassie and says.

Whitney: First of all, congratulations on winning and I am happy to have fought you again, your a great athlete, so good job. Now to everyone else, this is the last time you will see me in a wrestling for a while because due to some personal problems I am having.

She looks at Mack who just grins ear to ear and tries to feint being and angel.

Whitney: Due to that, I am leaving SEF and won't be back for a few months, maybe longer, who knows and by the way, two last things. Cassie, please keep that title warm cause I will be back after it and Mack, have fun while you.

With that, Whitney drops the mic, raises up Cassie's hand, and soon leaves the ring heading backstage with Mack soon heading out as well. Angelus then jumps in and cuts her celebration short and looks to drag her to the back when out comes Viper who hits the ring and tackles Angelus taking him outside and slamming him into the ringpost. As he does this, some woman comes running out wearing a full leather suit with a mask and attacks Cassie from behind laying her out. Viper jumps in the ring, but she escapes and heads to the back as he checks on Cassie.

Kid: Damn man, we got ourselves a new Womens Champ, Whitney left SEF, and we got some new chick up in here.

Em: Man what a night we had, three titles changed hands and two new people emerged in SEF.

Kid: Fucking a man, I need more weed and beer for these nights, but hey, its all done, so later people.