Evolution 27 {10/24/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

October 24th, 2003

Head Like A Hole starts playing as some pyro shoots off and tonights show kicks off from the Pepsi Arena in Albany New York. The camera pans out over the corwd and shows the rowdy crowd before dropping down to Kid Rock and Eminem.

Kid: Yo New York, what up, just two days before Fall Brawl.

Em: Oh yea, should have some good matches to build up our ppv.

Kid: Ain't that right, a few matches with the ladies of SEF getting some action and showing their stuff, nice.

Em: Uh huh, some of them got it good well some can hang in the ring and well, a few have it all.

Kid: Yea, but we also got some tag action, then intergender tag action with Angelus and Courtney fighting Spike and Patricia.

Em: Good one there, but that main event one look to fit the spot it has. Velzian, Kayleia, and Blaze going against Strife, Cassie, and Raven of all people.

Kid: Yea, odd why Raven is in it, but hey, looks good and with Mack as the ref, things should be interesting, so lets roll on.





Singles Match
Desiree Jones w/Viper vs. Charisma

Desiree and Charisma are in the ring about to lock up when Skull and Cobra come running out to the ring. Viper jumps in as well and quickly shoves Desiree behind him as Cobra nails Charisma with a kick to the stomach, then whips her into the ropes and with Skull, they give her a huge double spinebuster. They turn to Viper who looks ready to fight and just leave the ring.

J-Lo: Here is your winner by DQ.....................Charisma!

Kid: Well, I guess Charisma won, but not really, look at her.

Em: Yea, lucky for Desiree, Viper was there.





Tag Team Match
Dave Batista & Chris Lesnar vs. Knight Vulture & Tommy Dreamer
Referee: Uncle Cracker

All four men are in the ring and Dreamer is looking to lock up with Lesnar when Skull and Cobra come running out. Skull hits the ring as Cobra yanks Vulture off the apron and starts punching him. In the ring Skull boots Dreamer in the head, then clotheslines Lesnar. Batista jumps in the ring looking to overpower Skull, but it don't happen, so Skull knocks him back, then lifts him up and press slams him, tossing Batista to the outside. Cobra has Vulture reeling and soon slams his head into the ringpost, then picks him up and powerslams him on to the steel steps. Cobra slides in the ring and grabs Dreamer as Skull grabs Lesnar who gives him the Jacknife as Cobra gives Dreamer Da Gangstas Edge.

Kid: Man, Skull and Cobra sure did a number on them boys.

Em: Sure did, muthafuckas deserved it though.





Singles Match
Kim Hardy w/Strife vs. Nykki Walker
Referee: Dr. Dre

Kim is in the ring waiting as Nykki steps in under the secod rope. As she stands up, Kim runs at her and kicks her in the stomach, then gives her a hard ddt. Kim picks up Nykki and whips her into the ropes, nails a dropkick on her followed by a scoop slam, then goes up top. Kim comes flying off the topr rope with a moonsault on Nykki, then pins as Dre counts, 1...........2..............3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner...........................Kim Hardy!

Kid: Whoa, the new chick won against, uh, the new chick, cool I guess.

Em: Yea, Nykki done hasn't shit here and Kim, she just got here and beat her, so hey.





Triple Threat Match
Jazlyn Montary vs. Morgan vs. Emily
Referee: Uncle Cracker

The three women are in the ring and looking to fight when Skull and Cobra come running out. Skull clotheslines both Jazlyn and Morgan as Cobra boots Emily before thye leave the ring.

Kid: Man, Damn Janitors are getting to have some fun tonight.

Em: Yea they are, damn superstars ain't doing their job.





Intergender Tag Team Match
Angelus & Courtney Michaels vs. Spike Dudley & Patricia Stratigias
Referee: Uncle Cracker

Angelus and Courtney are in the ring when Welcome To Dudleyville hits and out come Spike and Patricia who get in the ring posing. The match starts off with Patricia and Courtney who lock up and soon Courtney sends Patricia into a corner and starts kicking her. Courtney then whips Patricia across the ring and looks for a clothesline, but Patricia ducks and fires back with some elbows. She then gives Courtney a ddt before going up top for a leg drop. Courtney though gets up and tosses her off to the canvas, then tags out to Angelus who comes in and starts playing with Patricia, kicking at her and looks to pick her up, but Patricia runs through his legs and tags in Spike who jumps in and tears at Angelus with elbows before backing him into a corner and beating him down, then stomping him to hell. Spike picks up Angelus and whips him into the ropes, nails a flying forearm smash on him, then gives him the Dudley Dog and pins as Cracker counts, 1.............2............3!

J-Lo: Here are your winners.................Spike Dudley and Patricia Stratigias!

Welcome To Dudleyville hits as Spike and Patricia kiss in celebration.

Kid: Damn man, Spike put the boots to Angelus what a luck guy getting Patricia.

Em: Uh huh, Spike is one tough guy and pretty cool.





6-Person Tag Team Match
Andrew Velzian, Kayleia Manson, Scott Blaze w/Alisha Jordan vs. Strife w/Kim Hardy, Cassie Michaels, Raven w/Paul Heyman
Referee: Daddy Mack

All six people are in the ring as well as Mack with his ref shirt, propped up on the turnbuckles laying back and watching as Velzian and Raven start off. Velzian beats Raven to the punch literally and sends him reeling into the opposite corner of Mack, then looks for some chops, but Raven blocks him and comes out whipping Velzian towards Mack. As Velzian hits the corner, Mack leaps off and nails Raven with a tackle/splash like move and starts laying in punches on him. Velzian is unsure of what to do when Strife runs in the ring and jumps on him, knocking Velzian for a loop. Cassie soon jumps in and tackles Kayleia to the outside of the ring. Then, Paul Heyman at ringside motions to the back and soon, Knight Vulture and Tommy Dreamer come running out and hit the ring. Mack gets up and heads them off best he can, but has a hard time with the odds being against him. Strife knocks Velzian to the outside, then helps Mack, but raven is back up and its still uneven when Xanthus comes running out with a chair and jumps up to the top rope of the ring, then flies off driving the chair into Vultures head. Raven as Strife down, but Xanthus helps him out and the two clothesline him to the outside while Mack backdrops Dreamer to the outside. Heyman gathers his men and they soon retreat to the back as have the rest of the people out there, except for Scott Blaze. As Mack, Xanthus and Blaze stand in the ring looking to the back, Blaze comes up from behind and clubs Mack in the back, then looks for more when Xanthus level Blaze with a stiff spinning kick and then holds him for Mack who nails Blaze with Da Shows Ova. Strife soon heads to the back with Kim as Mack and Xanthus stand in victory.

Kid: Well, I guess tonight saw very few winners, but it sure was full of action.

Em: For sure man, Da Gangstas, Da Impact Playas, Strife, Ravens Flock, damn it was a good build up.

Kid: Yea, Fall Brawl should be good, so everyone, watch it this Sunday and by the way, next weeks Evolution is Halloween, bring your costume.