Evolution 29 {11/7/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

November 7th, 2003

Head Like A Hole begins playing as pryo shoots off and the camera picks up and moves around the HSBC Arena in Buffalo New York showing the crowd which looks excited over tonights event. The camera then drops down to Kid Rock and Eminem to start things off.

Kid: Oh yea, here we are up in Buffalo, east coast side of the land and we got a pretty good show tonight.

Em: Yea we do man, Xtreme Title and XCW World Title are on the line in seperate matches, plus a first ever man versus woman paddle on a pole match.

Kid: That one looks great, but I am tied here. I wanna see Cassie stripped down, but I also wanna see Cassie kick that Lucas a new asshole, so hey, whatever happens should be great.

Em: Yea it should, but we also got a few lower matches that look good like Patricia and Emily hooking up and that triple threat featuring the newcomer Bishop against Brandon and another newcomer Fortune.

Kid: Plus there is that fatal four way involving Courtney, Christy, Kim, and Lita, should be great as well.

Em: Yea it should and of course there's the fatal four way for the Xtreme Title, Bubba, Hyde, and Mickey all going for Xanthus.

Kid: And last, but not least, another fatal four way, Blaze, D-Von, and Matt all fight for a shot at Velzian's XCW World Title. Should be good, so lets roll on.





Paddle on the Pole Match
Cassie Michaels vs. Lucas
Referee: Dr. Dre

Cassie and Lucas are in the ring, Lucas looking confident as hell with a huge smile runs at Cassie who sidesteps him and drops him with a toehold, then jumps up and kicks him in the head. Cassie grabs Lucas by the hair and slams his head into the canvas, then lifts him up and whips him to the ropes. Lucas comes back and drops Cassie with a clothesline, then tries a knee drop, but Cassie moves and jumps up, dropkicking Lucas in the head, then gives him a swinging neckbreaker, grabs his tights and pulls them off revealing tightie whities. Everyone laughs as does Cassie who climbs up and grabs the paddle, then starts paddling Lucas on the ass who soon retreats to the back.

J-Lo: Here is your winner...............................Cassie Michaels!

Don't Let Me Get Me hits as Cassie raises up the paddle and the fans cheer.

Kid: Oh man that was cool as fuck and funny as hell.

Em: Fuck yea it was, Lucas got his literally beat.





Singles Match
Patricia Stratigias w/Spike Dudley vs. Emily
Referee: Uncle Cracker

Patricia comes to the ring wth Spike, but Emily fails to show due to a "visit" with Mack again. Cracker issues a ten count and awards the match to Patricia.

J-Lo: Here is your winner..............................Patricia Stratigias!

Fighter hits as Patricia poses with Spike.

Kid: Man, Mack must be good, Emily ditched a match twice for him.

Em: Damn Mack, muthafucka needs to keep that shit put away sometimes.





Triple Threat Match
Bishop vs. Brandon Guthrie vs. Fortune
Referee: Johnny Depp

All three men fail to show up and the match is thrown out.





Fatal Four Way
Courtney Michaels vs. Christy vs. Kim Hardy vs. Lita
Referee: Johnny Depp

The match is cancelled after Courtney brutally attacks her opponents with a lead pipe backstage and seriously injures them.





Fatal Four Way
SEF Xtreme Championship
Bubba Ray Dudley vs. Mr. Hyde w/Mrs Jekyll vs. Mickey Dragon vs. Xanthus[c]
Referee: Dr. Dre

All four men make it into the ring and soon weapons are scattered all over and the action has started. Bubba and Hyde have locked upa nd are battling it out with punches while Dragon looks to over power Xanthus who ducks a clothesline, grabs a trash can lid and slams him in the head. Xanthus then whacks Bubba in the back of the head, throws it to Hyde and nails him with the Ghetto Busta. He goes for the pin, but Dragon is up and kicks him in the head, then lifts up Xanthus and nails him with a ddt into a trash can. Bubba gets up and looks for some punches, but Hyde jumps up and clotheslines him outside. Dragon grabs Hyde from behind and gives him a german suplex, then picks up Xanthus and looks for the Dragonizer, but ends up getting a spinning kick and laid out. Xanthus jumps up top looking for the Gangsta Splash, but Hyde jumps up again and shoves him off dropping him throat first across the guard rail. Bubba gets in the ring and levels Hyde with a german suplex, then Dragon gets up and drops Bubba with the Dragonizer. He goes for the pin on Bubba as Dre counts, 1............2............kickout when Xanthus comes flying off the top with a Gangsta Splash on Dragon's back. He gets up as does Hyde who kicks Xanthus in the gut and lifts him up for the Jackhammer. Xanthus though slips out and drops Hyde with a reverse ddt. He goes up top as Bubba and Dragin get up. Dragon clotheslines Bubba outside, then Xanthus comes off with a kick to Dragon's head. He then grabs a chair and smashes Hyde in the head, places him in the corner and goes up top with the chair. Xanthus poses up there, then leaps off and nails the Acapulco Driver on Hyde, then pins him as Dre counts, 1....................2......................3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner and still SEF Xtreme Champion..........................Xanthus!

The Way I Am hits and Xanthus stands up raising his title in victory.

Kid: Fuck me man, nice hard fought match between those guys, coulda gone either way.

Em: No doubt dogg, them boys fucked each other right up.





Fatal Four Way
XCW World Heavyweight Championship
Scott Blaze vs. D-Von Dudley vs. Matt Matlock vs. Velzian[c]
Referee: Uncle Cracker

The four men are in the ring, Velzian has his singapore cane and looks to use it, but D-Von tackles him and lays in some hard punches. Blaze and Matt hook it up and Blaze soon backs up Matt in the corner, then lays in chops on him. D-Von whips Velzian into the ropes and nails a back elbow on him. Blaze looks for an irish whip Matt, but gets reversed and met with a clothesline from D-Von. Matt comes up behind D-Von and gives hm a reverse ddt, then lifts him up and nails a suplex. Velzian gets a hold of his cane and cracks Matt in the head, then nails D-Von as well as Blaze. Cracker is unsure what to do and looks to call for a DQ when Daddy Mack comes running and jumps in the ring. he gets tossed a mic and says.

Mack: Uh uh, this shit ain't happening that way. Cracker, match is now hardcore rulz and Velzian, fuck you.

Mack throws the mic at him and Velzian swings the cane, but Mack ducks and drops Velzian with Da Shows Ova, then exits the ring and stays at ringside. D-Von gets up first and grabs the cane, but Blaze is up and tackles him, laying in right hands on him. Matt grabs Velzian and whips him into a corner, then props him up and nails the Matlock Drop. Blaze runs over and elbow drops Matt before he can pin, then lifts him up for the Crucifix Neckbreaker, but Matt slips out and nails the Matlock Go Round on him. D-Von runs over and tackles Matt taking him outside and the two fight out there. Blaze slowly gets up and crawls to Velzian, but Spike comes running out and jumps in the ring dropkicking Blaze in the head, then gives him the Dudley Dog. Spike drags Blaze outside the ring and lays him across the announce table. Mack lays in a few shots to Blaze keeping him there as Spike climbs up on the top rope of the ring and flies off with a splash to Blaze sending him through the table. Matt has sent D-Von crashing into the steel steps and bashed him with a chair, then gets in the ring and lifts up Velzian, drops him with a ddt, then locks in the Mat-lock and after a lil bit, Velzian taps out.

J-Lo: Here is your winner and new XCW World Heavyweight Champion..............................Matt Matlock!

Born With Nothing, Die With Everything hits as Matt stands up looking happy. Mack grabs the titles and jumps in the ring, looks at Matt seriously, then breaks a grin and hands him the title, raising his hand in the air, both men getting cheers from the crowd.

Kid: Holy shit, Matt just amde Velzian tap for the XCW World Title and was personally handed the title by Mack.

Em: I know man, fucked up considering Mack as of later with his lil beef against Matt.

Kid: Yea, whoknows what he is thinking, but it looks good, so stay tuned people and later on, peace.