Massacre 13 {5/28/04}

[Matlock]

May 28th, 2004

The camera comes alive for tonight's show of Massacre and pans over the Mid South Coliseum in Memphis, Tennessee capturing all the fans cheering and screaming, waving their signs in glee of being here live for the show. After a few minutes, the camera soon drops down to ringside at the commentators table where Carson Daly and DMX are sat and ready to call the show.

Carson Daly: Well here we are just two nights before Snake Eyes and we got a nice lil show for everyone to watch.

DMX: Yea, pretty decent card that got put up even in the absence of our bitch Owner Matlock.

Carson Daly: I guess man, he ain't the worst one out there, but he does suck like that bald bitch Angle from WWE.

DMX: True to that man! But hey, as for our show, we got this Rocket bitch debuting and going for the Joker, plus Cassidy in a non title affair taking on Yesenia Lopez in a Whips and Chains match, oh my.

Carson Daly: Yea, that one looks very brutal and good I must say. Also man, BulletProof, our NA Champ hooks it up against the Sensational one or whatever he is and we got the main event to set the PPV, a triple threat with Xavier, Keegan Fin, and Gato all fighting it out.

DMX: Man, that match is gonna be one to watch for sure, three guys all a part of the three stables of DOGG, should be a classic or a brawl to the end.





Singles Match
The Rocket vs. The Joker

The lights suddenly brighten as "Want" by Disturbed hits the pa system and The Rocket comes out from the curtains with a grin on his face. He taunts a little and them walks to the ring and waits in the corner for his opponent to walk out. Then suddenly "Tipsy Remix" by J-Kwan hits over the pa and the K-Unit member, Joker, walks out of the curtains and looks at the crowd and laughs. Joker then runs down the ramp and slides into the ring and instantly once Joker is in the ring The Rocket starts hitting Joker on the back trying to get an early advantage. Joker then gets to the point where he is in the corner getting kicked in the gut by Rocket. Joker then catches one of of Rocket's legs and then gives him a kick to the groin. Joker then starts an all out assault on the Rocket. Fans are very convinced that Joker is going to when. The suddenly out of no where The Rocket reverses a move Joker is trying to pull off. Then suddenly The Rocket Hits his finishing move, The Blast Off, and starts to taunt after nailing the move. The suddenly Keegan Fin and Mahalia come out from the curtains and the two go to work by the ring. Mahalia then distracts the ref while Rocket has a pin locked in. Keegan then slides in the ring and picks The Rocket up by the hair. Keegan then nails the Keegan Effect on Rocket and Keegan and Mahalia stand by at the ringside as Joker gets the one....two...three...

Christina Aguilera: Here is your winner of the match by pinfall...................Joker!

Then after Joker's hand is raised Keegan and Mahalia come in and the three then start attacking The Rocket. Then suddenly the two stop and raise each others hands in victory...

Carson Daly: Kind of a lil screwy ending, but hey, gues sthey showed the new guy huh?

DMX: Fuck yea. Rocket was kind of an egotistical bitch anyways.





Singles Match
Nicholas vs. Jasmyne Kelli

Bitch by meredith Brooks hits the pa and Jasmyne makes her way out to the ring annd slides in posing for the fans. She waits in the ring for a while now and seems impatient as does everyone else. Finally, something happens, the titantron comes to life and the scene shown is from backstage and Nicholas is in it and in a quite compromising position, on her knees, naked, her titles flopping and behind her, Skull pounding her real hard. The lil censor crap flashes up after a few seconds, damn television ratings, and the tron soon fades out. The ref awards the match to Jasmyne.

Christina Aguilera: Here is your winner by countout................Jasmyne Kelli!

Nitch hits again and Jasmyne poses, then heads to the back.

Carson Daly: Damn, one hell of a way for Jasmyne to pick up a victory I suppose.

DMX: Fucking fucked up, but hey, Skull tapped on that ass real good from the short bit we all saw.





Whips & Chains Match
Yesenia Lopez vs. Cassidy Michaels
In This Match, Whips & Chains Will Be Hanging Off Every Corner

The match opens as "Extremely Rare" by Slipknot hits the PA system as the lights dim a bit. Cassidy Micheals then comes out with an evil grin on her face. She then goes in the ring and awaits her opponent. Then suddenly the lights brighten up as "Fighter" by Christina Aguilera hits the pa system and Yesina Lopez comes out taunting with a smile on her face. She then goes into the ring and starts hitting quick jabs to Cassidy. Yesina then nails a body slam to Cassidy and then she starts to pick up a whip from one corner. She then walks over to Cassidy and starts slapping the leather whip onto Cassidy's leg. And then out of desperation Cassidy snatches a chain and starts swinging it towards Yesina. The metal chain then smacks Yesina right in the jaw knocking her down to the mat. Cassidy then gets on top of Yesina and starts pounding her face with her fist. Cassidy was showing absolutely no sign of stopping this beatdown. Blood from Yesina's faces was going everywhere. The suddenly the ref tries to pull Cassidy off of Yesina. Cassidy then knocks out the ref with a punch to the forehead. Cassidy then goes back to beating up Yesina even more as Mahalia comes out to the ring and takes advantage of the ref being knocked out. Mahalia then goes into the ring and takes Cassidy off of Yesina. Cassidy then gets an evil look on her face as Mahalia starts to beat up Yesina as well. Cassidy then pulls Mahalia up and the two start punching each other. Cassidy then picks up the chain she used on Yesina and starts choking Mahalia until she is out cold. Another official then runs into the ring as Cassidy pins Yesina.

Christina Aguilera: Here is your winner by pinfall.......................Cassidy Michaels!

After the match Cassidy still would not stop beating Yesina's face. Eventually tons of officials had to take Cassidy off of Yesina..

Carson Daly: Ooh, what a brutal match that was, Yesenia sure took a beating, a bad and bloody one at that.

DMX: Yea she did, damn Cassidy is a true sadistic bitch and that's being nice with words about her.





Hardcore Match
Andrew Sensational vs. BulletProof

Andrew is in the ring when Hit Em Up by Tupac hits the pa and Bullet comes running out and tosses his title in the ring, grabs some weapons tossing them in, then slides in and locks up with Andrew. They struggle a bit, but Bullet sends Andrew into the ropes and drops him with a shoulder block. Bullet picks up a trash cana nd bashes Andrew hard with it, then slams it over his head a few times. Bullet then grabs a two by four and cracks it over Andrew's back, jabs it into his gut, then smacks him across the forehead. Bullet picks up his title and smashes Andrew in the face, then lifts him up and nails Bullet Holez and pins him........1.........2.........3!

Christina Aguilera: Here is your winner by pinfall................BulletProof!

BulletProof gets up from the pin and the ref raises his hand in victory as Hit Em Up by Tupac hits the pa.

Carson Daly: A damn quick match and win for BulletProof tonight.

DMX: Hell yea, Andy the bitch didn't do shit, fucking fag that he is.

Bullet taunts to the crowd for a while, when suddenly, the lights go dark. The fans, cheering louder than before, have no idea what's going on. The only light source available is the flashes from their cameras. 

Carson Daly: What the...? What's going on? 

DMX: Looks like we got some technical difficulties up in here. 

Just then, Four Pryo Pillars blast through the stage. There is a large boom, a massive heat wave, and fans go absolutely wild. The ramp is lighted with flames as "War Machine" by KISS blares throughout the building. The Titantron flickers a little until it's just black. An Image fades in slowly...

Carson Daly: He's Here? 

DMX: Ha Ha! Ya damn right he's here. 

Carson Daly: Who? X, Who's here? 

DMX: I don't know, but it's about Frikkin' Time! 

Carson Daly: ...Did you just say "Frikkin'"? 

The Titantron flickers again as the music is cut off. The Arena is filled with lights again. The crowd is very excited, resulting in a couple of "Whoooo!"'s. BulletProof is talking to the ref about what happened. He just shrugs and both configure a confused look on their faces. 

Carson Daly: Well, whatever was going on certainly gave BulletProof a minor concern. And I don't blame him. That was just weird. 

DMX: Yeah, I can't Believe I said "Frikkin'".





Triple Threat Match
Xavier vs. Keegan Fin vs. Gato

The Way I Am by Eminem hits the pa and out walks Xavier with his knee still noticeably hurting, but his face determined and focused as always. He slides into the ring and stands up raising his hands up in the air, then On Fire by Lloyd Banks hits the pa and out walks Keegan to the ring with a swagger and he soon steps in. Then, Cadillac Pimpin by Young Bloodz hits the pa and Gato comes walking out with his title over his shoulder and while staring down both men in the ring, he makes his entrance in as well. He hands off his title and as he does, Xavier flies across the ring and is on him with a flurry of punches not letting up once, he runs Gato's head into a corner and slams him into the turnbuckles, then chops awaya t his chest before whipping him across the ring. Keegan gets involved now and runs at Gato in the corner nailing a clothesline, then lifts him up and nails a suplex. Xavier runs off the ropes and as both men lay on the mat, he drops down with a double leg drop on them both. Xavier then hops up and climbs to the top rope, then leaps off with a moonsault hitting Gato and stays on for a pin.......1........2.......Keegan drops an elbow on Xavier's back, then lifts him up and puts him down with a powerbomb. Keegan lifts up Gato and whips him across the ring, looks for a spear, but Gato sidesteps him. Keegan turns around for a clothesline, but gets dropkicked by Gato who then kicks Keegan in the gut and gives him a piledriver. Suddenly, Joker comes running out to the ring and flies at Gato taking him down and laying in some hard shots to his head. The two roll around bit and the ref tries getting Joker out, but can't dq anyone cause its hard to in a triple threat. So instead, Shadow comes running out and looks to go after Joker, but gets attacked by Keegan and those two brawl with each other. Xavier now sits back watching, but soon runs over and jumps into the brawl with Gato and Joker. Joker gets laid out by Xavier and Gato and them two start to fight it out when Skull makes his presence known. Shadow as laid out Keegana nd now helps Gato put down Xavier and they await Skull who climbs up and into the ring. Skull stares at them both, then charges and misses a double clothesline. Shadow and Gato start firing right hands, any hands, wild punches, then try for a double suplex, but Skull blocks it and with some raw power, he lifts both men up and over by himself slamming them down hard. Skull sits up, then stands as Xavier recovers and begins brawling with Joker who is up as well. Skull goes for Keegan and beats on him. Shadow recovers and runs at Skull and Keegan as Gato soon does and after Skull and Keegan. Well, Shadow, Gato, and Keegan kinda fight Skull and its a standstill for th emost while Xavier and Joker continue to scrap. Officials and security run sdown now, a shitload, like 20-30 and they pour into the ring trying to seperate the three groups, obviously the match ended in a no contest. After a long struggle, they are seperated and eventually all groups leave the ring.

DMX: Damn, them boys hate each other. Imagine how bad Skull and Gato will go for each other the Hell in a Cell?!

Carson Daly: I know, some bad blood between these groups, but it makes for great matches, so stay tuned and watch Sunday everyone.

With that, the camera captures one last shot of the crowd before fading out to black.