Burnout 14 {9/16/06}

[Daddy Mack]

September 16th, 2006

We open up our show tonight in the Alhambra Arena in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania with a pumped up crowd full of ol' school ECW fans. "Tear Away" plays over the pa as our cameras roam around the arena capturing the fans and their signs.



Nick Miller: Hello everyone and welcome to Saturday Night Burnout. I am Nick Miller of course and with me tonight is, well, I think he was at one time the acting owner of SEF, anyways, he is Sean Martin!   



Sean Martin: Thanks Nick and you got it right. I never actually owned SEF nor has anyone except whoever this mystery dude is. I have worked for the company for a while now, backstage shit, story writer and whatnot, but they needed a color man for this show and here I am.   



Nick Miller: Alright, well lets get on with it. Tonight we have a submission match for our main event with Crash taking on Tyler Moore, someone who has yet to win here and isn't much of a talent.   



Sean Martin: No he isn't, actually he is rather a bad apple on air and in the back, definitely pulling for Crash here.   



Nick Miller: We also got newcomer Steve Weigel back in action when he faces Chris Morris in what outta be a good match. We have a hardcore match as well with Darkness taking on Red Flowers.   



Sean Martin: Flowers is a unique individual and being a member of newly formed DA outta help his odds. That Steve Weigal guy too, he seems good from what I see, good attitude as well.   



Nick Miller: Yea, lets hope he can string together something here. Chronic hasn't been able to do that yet and he faces newcomer Raymond Hazards, maybe he can tonight. We alos got Velzian and Neo in action, two men who are pretty familiar with each other.   



Sean Martin: Two of the more seasoned stars of SEF, both need to pick up some slack here though.   



Nick Miller: I have to agree there, but nonetheless it outta be a good show tonight, so lets get on with it.   





We see Andrew Velzian and Neo Monoxide in the ring already fighting each other and Patricia Stratigias is at ringside. Velzian looks to hammer Neo into the ropes, but Neo flies back quickly bouncing off the ropes with a short dropkick to Velzian's left knee. Neo is up and kicks the back of his leg, then nails a neckbreaker on him. We suddenly see a yellow light flash over the arena and then this symbol comes on to the SEFTron............



After that we see Westside Wanksta come walking down the ramp with Flamez following him and Bob the Bruiser next to Flamez. Neo looks out at them as Velzian starts getting up, but the Boombastic Brothers enter the ring from the crowd and clothesline Velzian in the back of his head, catch him by his front and lift him up nailing a double spinebuster.



Nick Miller: What the hell is going on here?   



Neo turns brawling with Harry, but Eddie is on Neo and then we see Wanksta and Bob enter the ring, then in comes Flamez. Bob using his knightstick nails Neo in the kidneys, then the Boombastic Brothers nail a double ddt. Flamez picks Neo up now and holds him for a backbreaker, then falls straight forward crushing him with his weight. Bob lifts up Neo and whips him to the ropes and Wanksta charges and nails his Whack Off on Neo. Bob has Velzian up and drops him with the Brooklyn Bomb and we see Wanksta get a mic now. Flamez stands next to him as the Boombastics stand on his other side with Bob.



Wanksta: You all see this, this right here, this is an example of our frustrations. The five of us have been here in the SEF working for years, we have been doing the job and for far to long. We demand the respect we deserve and we are going to take it, beat it out of everyone! We are all labeled as jobbers, then you can call us the jober World order because we are taking over.........Burnout!   



Wanksta drops the mic as the crowd boos, then some weird music hits, it sounds like the nWo theme, but mixed with rap music, so its all fast and shit, sounds real shitty and the crowd boos more as the five men in the ring stand tall.



Nick Miller: Wow, seems these undercarders are banding together and they just be a force to be reckoned with.   



Sean Martin: Could be, but I don't know.   





Brittany Fox: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is a hardcore match!   



Smoke starts coming out from the entrance again this time filling the whole entrance ramp with smoke. "Nemesis" by Aborted comes blaring over the pa system. A black sillouhette appears on the entrance. Darkness starts to walk down the ramp and with him is his manager Cypress.



Brittany Fox: Introducing first from Wellington New Zealand, he weighs 229 pounds and is accompanied by Cypress, he is Darkness!   



He continues his way down to the ring. He stares into the ring this time being able to be seen. He has a real serious look on his face. He begins to walk to the steel steps. He looks into the ring once again. He begins to acend the steel steps. He stops on the second and looks into the ring. He lowers his head before proceding into the ring. He enters through the middle rope and spins around to face the middle. He walks to the middle. He taunts with his arms out so they are straight and his head tilted back. The taunt causes the lights to come back on and Cypress just stands at ringside. "Closer" plays, Red walks out wearing his tights and a fucked up looking tie die shirt. Frank E. Dangerously is with him and the two walk down the ramp.



Brittany Fox: And now making his way from Baltimore Maryland, he weighs 230 pounds and is accompanied by Frank E Dangerously, he is Red Flowers!   



He scares the fans a bit, and just is crazy. He eventually gets in the ring and Frank stays at ringside. Darkness rushes him, but Red drop toe holds him to the bottom rope where Frank has brass knuckles and clocks Darkness in the head. Cypress comes running over and Franks heads the opposite direction. Red flies out of the ring at Cypress taking him to the floor, then starts beating him in the head viciously. Frank has a chair and slides in the ring slamming it over Darkness' back, then nails him in the head.



Nick Miller: Damn, they sure are taking advantage of the hardcore stip.   



Sean Martin: Ya do what ya gotta do.   



Frank gets out of the ring seeing Darkness still getting up and Red now slides in clipping the back of his knee, then gets up and nails a ddt on him. He grabs the chair and clobbers Darkness in the head, then goes up top and nails a frog splash on him. Red picks up Darkness and whips him to the ropes, runs them himself and springs off them nailing his Time's Up, then he pins Darkness, 1............2..............3!



Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall, Red Flowers!   



"Closer" hits as Frank gets in the ring raising Red's hand in the air who starts getting all crazy eyed.



Nick Miller: Some blatant cheating from the start, but legal, kind of a one sided match.   



Sean Martin: Yea, but Red just pinned the Franchise Champ, not a bad win for him.   





We go backstage to find the newly formed jWo which would be Westside Wanksta, Bob the Bruiser, Flamez, and the Boombastic Brothers and they are beating the shit out of Raymond Hazards and Chronic. Bob and Flamez take care of Chronic, Bob using his knightstick on his ribs as Flamez uses his weight crushing Chronic with a splash on the floor. The Boombastics just clobber away on Raymond slamming him into the wall and trash cans, Wanksta gets some kicks in, then Flamez charges over with a running body splash to Raymond. Wanksta gets up on a metal box and leaps off with a leg drop to his neck. The five stands over their work before walking off.



Nick Miller: The jWo strikes again, they sure are making an impact, but also ruining our show.   



Sean Martin: They said they were taking over, maybe they mean it.   



Nick Miller: Maybe, but on a bad note, I'd like to inform everyone that our next match will not be happening due to Steve Weigel not being here. He had a horrible family emergency to tend to and we here at SEF wish he and his family the best through this sad time.   





Brittany Fox: The following match is our main event and is a submission match. In the ring already, Tyler Moore!   



The lights dim and over the PA "Keep it in the Family" by Anthrax starts to play as smoke comes up from the floor with orange lights behind it pulsing with the beat of his music. Out steps Crash as the announcer says.



Brittany Fox: Now approaching the ring from the Red Hook district of Brooklyn, N.Y weighing in at 240 pounds, Crash!   



Crash raises both his arms up and then starts to approach the ring with a slow methodical walk. Crash goes around to the back side of the ring and steps up the stairs and then through the ropes. Then raises his arms up in victory again as the crowd cheers for him. His music fades as he gets ready to face his opponent. Tyler charges him, but Crash sidesteps him and slams him into a corner, then grabs him from behind and nails a release german suplex. Crash gets up and runs off the ropes dropping a knee across Tyler's neck, then lifts him up and slams some knees into his head before throwing him into a corner, then charges him with a hard clothesline. Crash sits Tyler up on the top rope and climbs up punching him.



Nick Miller: Crash is dominating here and looks like he may nail a high risk move.   



And that he does as he wraps his arms around Tyler, then nails a belly to belly suplex off the top rope. The crowd cheers for it and Crash gets up and turns Tyler facedown, then hooks him into Falling Stars and leans back, Tyler taps immediately.



Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by submission, Crash!   



He lets go of Tyler and the pa comes alive, but with the shitty mixed theme of the nWo and rap music, we'll call it the jWo theme. And here comes the jWo, all five of them and they hit the ring surrounding Crash. Wanksta smiles at him and looks to step, but the Boombastics jump on Crash who nails one with a back elbow and turns to punch the other. Bob buries his knightstick into Crash's ribs, then Flamez grabs Crash's arms locking him in a full nelson. Bob nails some hard shots with the stick as Wanksta lifts up Tyler and the Boombastics grab him nailing a double spinebuster. Flamez nails a full nelson slam on Crash, then Wanksta goes up top and hits a leg drop on him. He gets up and stands next to Flamez. The Boombastics are on Wanksta's other side and Bob is next to Flamez, all of them raise their hands in the air as the jWo them plays and the crowd boos, some trash gets thrown in the ring.



Nick Miller: Crazy night we had tonight with this jWo forming and that's about it. We saw Red pick up a win over Darkness and the promising talent Weigel with a horrible absence, I hope he pulls through it ok.   



Sean Martin: Yea, well anyways, the jWo was the biggest thing of the night, that is weird, but its Burnout I guess.   



Nick Miller: Ok, well that's the end of our night, see you all on Monday, goodnight.   



And we hear "Tear Away" hit now as the jWo has exited and our cameras roam around the arena some before we fade to black.