Shakedown 3 {8/31/08}

[Daddy Mack]

August 31st, 2008

So MCW continues its third straight week of hardcore action by opening up inside the MCW Arena here in the motor fucking city with "Bawitdaba" by Kid Rock blasting over the pa pumping up these already insane and rowdy fans. The cameras roam all over the arena like a hummingbird on cocaine...yea, that fucking wild, but these fans are wilder.



Ric: Hello Detroit and welcome to MCW's Shakedown. Richard M here along with Frank E Dangerously and we got our third show in a row here tonight and we got three first round matches in the MCW Title tournament happening.



FED: Three huge opportunites for three wrestlers to take, hopefully no one wastes them like last week.



Ric: I think we may see some good action outta those matches, but we definitely will see something good from Hardcore Haz and Tapanga Britt.



FED: They have been hyping this mach up good making us all want to see them tangle and see who walks out the winner.



Ric: Some bad news though, as everyone heard, Tapanga is leaving MCW after tonight, her one and only match with the company, but considering the circumstances we all at MCW wish her well and hope she has found happiness.



FED: But now we gotta get os ome action and two other guys who aren't facing each other for the first time since MCW opened are Thor and Scorpion who have made their war bigger and just may tangle tonmight anyways.



Ric: Scorpion did make that threat to Thor who told Scorpion he was ready for him. Thor has the threat of Chett o deal with in the main event and a spot in the tournament to fight for while Scorpion opens our show against Jerome Stevenson, so lets get to that match now.







Singles Match
Jerome Stevenson v. Scorpion



In the ring we find Jerome already and he's getting pretty much no reaction except maybe some boos. We then hear "Sinner" hit he pa and the crowd really starts booing now.



Mr. Clinton: Making his way to the ring from Amarillo Texas, he weighs in at 220 pounds, he is Satan's Superman.............Scorpion!



Out walks the self proclaimed king of the company with his rms raised up in a self praise pose. The crowd hates him and Scorpion loves it. He just walks down the aisle with a smug look and gets to the ring heading up on the apron stepping cocky along it before getting in the ring. He eyes Jerome who steps forward, the ref staying between them. Scorpion removes his vest and tosses it out of the ring, the bell then sounds and the ref backs off. Jerome charges across the ring and Scorpion sidesteps him. Jerome turns and gets nailed with a hard chop to his chest, then Scorpion nails some forearms rocking him to a corner. He whips Jerome to the opposite corner and charges after him, but gets a boot to the face. Scorpion staggers back and Jerome hops on the middle turnbuckle and leaps off with a shoulderblock. Scorpion dodges it and leaps up nailing a kick to the side of Jerome's head.



Ric: Oh my, that had to hurt, physically and Jerome's momentum he had.



FED: Definitely a a move that'll turn the match in Scorpion's favor.



Scorpion gets up quick and yanks up Jerome shoving him to the corner, then hits some hard chops to his chest. He climbs up to the middle turnbuckle and hammers down a few punches before executing a monkey flip on Jerome. Scorpion jumps up and runs to the ropes bouncing off with a short dropkick to Jerome's lower back. Scorpion gets up on his knees and drives his right one into Jerome's lower back while pulling back his shoulder and leg in a modified bow and arrow. Scorpion les him go and jumps up, then drops down with his knee to Jerome's ribs. Scorpion stands and nails a hard kick to his lower back, then runs to the ropes jumping on the middle rope and flips back with a lionsault to Jerome.



Ric: Total control by Scorpion and he could have the pin to win it here.



FED: He's not going for it though, look!



Scorpion grabs Jerome's legs turning him over into the Deathtrap and buries a knee to his lower back.



Ric: Oh man, that's gotta be excrutiating, I wonder if Jerome can...no he can't.



Jerome taps out and the bell rings. Scorpion drops Jerome's legs and raises his arms in the air.



Mr. Clinton: Here is your winner.........Scorpion!



"Sinner" hits the pa and the crowd boos, but a few cheers are heard.



FED: Jerome just doesn't have it I guess, Scorpion is a former World Champ though.



Ric: No shame in losing to him, but we may not have seen the last of Scorpion. Coming up we got our first match thats a part of the MCW Title tournament when Joe Dumar battles Chirs Kaos!



FED: Fuck Chris Kaos!







Singles Match
1st Round MCW Title Tournament
Chris Kaos v. Joe Dumar



We find Chris in the ring with a stupid look on his face, fans booing him and hitting him with trash, then "Rise" hits the pa and the crowd starts cheering.



Mr. Clinton: Making his way to the ring from right here in Detroit, he weighs in at 236 pounds, he is the Messiah of Violence........Joe Dumar!



Joe steps out doing the crucifix pose and screaming, the fans scream in delight to see him. Joe pulls his cart out from the curtain and pulls it down to the ring slamming it against the apron. Joe tosses in all the weapons, then slides in the ring and jumps up. Chris meets him with punches and Joe kicks Chris in the knee, hammers him with aggresive punches knocking him back against the ropes. He whips Chris across the ring and catches him bouncing back with a hiptoss. Joe kicks at Chris, then picks up a cookie sheet. Chris gets up and gets smacked over the head, then Joe bends him down and hits a cradle piledriver on him. He grabs a cheese grater and sits Chris up raking it over his head cutting him open.



Ric: Damn, Joe is getting viscious.



FED: Good, Chris deserves it!



Joe tosses the cheese grater away, then lifts up Chirs on his shoulder and hits the death valley driver. He grabs a trash can lid and lays it over Chris' head, then climbs up to the top rope and leaps off with a leg drop smashing the can into Chris' head. The crowd is on their feet for that move yelling and chanting M...C...W!



FED: Now that was hardcore!



Ric: Yea and could be enough to get the win, but Joe's not going for it.



Joe grabs a singapore cane and stands up with doing the crucifix pose pumping himself and the crowd up even more. Chris pulls him up to his knees and Joe swings the cane connecting with his head real hard and knocks Chris down. Joe drops the cane and pulls Chris up hooking his arms, then lifts him straight up and nails Violent Impact dropping him on his head and turns him over into the pin hooking his leg, 1.....................2...................3!



Mr. Clinton: Here is your winner.........Joe Dumar!



The crowd is on their feet roaring as "Rise" hits and Joe stands up getting his hand raised, then he does the crucifix pose yet again.



Ric: What a beating by Joe!



FED: Fuck yea, a well approved beating by the fans and everyone else, fuck Kaos!



Ric: And Joe moves on in the tournament, but next we got another first round match and its a 3 way dance!







3 Way Dance
1st Round MCW Title Tournament
Red Lilith v. Jason Vendetta v. Xanthus



Red stands in the ring being the first one out to the ring when we hear "All Hope Is Gone" hit the pa, but from the crowd runs Xanthus with a lead pipe.



Mr. Clinton: Making his way to the ring from Des Moines Iowa, he weighs in at 214 pounds............Jason Vendetta!



As Jason walks out X slides in the ring and charges up behind Red nailing her in the back of the head with the pipe sending her down to the mat. He pulls Red up and hits the Ghetto Busta, then pins her and well its gotta be offical cause the ref counts, 1..................2.................3!



Ric: Whoa, X just took one of his opponents before the other could get to the ring.



FED: But he better get ready, here comes Jason.



Jason comes sliding into the ring and X rolls backwards to his feet and bounces off the ropes coming towards Jason with a short dropkick to his head keeping him down. X jumps up and runs back to the ropes bouncing off with a front flip into a senton to Jason's back. X gets up yanking Jason to his feet and hammers him with elbows, then leaps up with a spinning kick knocking Jason back against the ropes. Jason staggers forward and X rips him on his shoulders and spins off nailing the Asshole Cutta and quickly pins, 1.....................2...................3!



Mr. Clinton: Here is your winner............Xanthus!



The crowd roars in approval as X jumps and "Rabbit Run" plays over the pa.



FED: Xanthus showed up outta nowhere like last week and whipped some ass just the same, but this time earned himself a round two match in the title tournament.



Ric: That he did and we sill got one more to go, but that's our main event, next we have Hardcore Haz facing Tapanga Britt, a contest that may be a showstealer.







Now before we get to our next match we find our view backstage showing Black Bob holding a mic and standing in front of a black curtain. Next to him stands Whitney Marret in a typical business suit she wears.



Bob: What up Detroit?



The fans can be heard cheering.



Bob: What's up back here is that we got Whitney Marret in the house looking forward to next week when she makes her MCW debut, so Whitney, how ya feeling, ya ready, just a week awy 'till ya get in the ring?!



Whitney Marret: I guess many people were right, if you love this business you never stop getting butterflies before stepping into the ring. I have them, my stomach is doing flips and I imagine it will only get worse the closer next week comes, but to answer your question...I am ready!



Again we hear the crowd cheering.



Bob: No opponent has been announced for you to face, any particular person you want to face here in MCW?



Whitney Marret: Honestly I can't really pick one person off the roster as there are quite a few people here who would prove a good challenge for me, a few I have never faced. You have hometown boys like Joe Dumar and Xanthus or a homegirl like Senia who I have faced and would love to fight again. There is...



Whitney trails off when Shane Mack steps into view on the other side of Bob and is drinking a Guinness. They both look at him and Mack lowers his beer and smirks.



D-Mack: Oh, yea, ya wanna know what I'm doing over here?



Bob: Well-



Whitney Marret: It'd be nice to know why your interupting my time!



Whitney grins.



D-Mack: Well geesh. Anyways, your opponent next week, SHE...is someone ya faced before and ya mentioned her name, so next week in the main event of Shakedown in a first round title tounrament match it will be two Detroit women battling when Whitney Marret debuts against Yesenia Lopez!



The crowd is heard blowing the roof off the arena with cheers and Whitney keeps grinning. Mack winks at her, then steps outta view.



Bob: Wow, I guess ya know now, so what ya say to that Whitney?



Whitney Marret: Me and Senia huh...all I have to say at this time is that next week is gonna be the biggest main event MCW has yet to see!



Whitney keeps her grin and steps out of view as Bob nods.



Bob: well you heard it here, its Senia and Whitney next week, hell of a match, now back to ringside.



And so back we go.







Singles Match
Hardcore Haz v. Tapanga Britt



Over the pa we hear "Enter Sandman" blast out and the fans go wild, especially up on the balcony where Haz is seen among the fans drinking beer. After tossing back a couple he heads down the stairs.



Mr. Clinton: Making his way to the ring from Philadelphia Pennsylvania, he weighs in at 240 pounds, The Ultimate Sandman Fan............Hardcore Haz!



We see Haz come through the crowd on ground level now and he keeps drinking beer he pulls from his pockets and gets more on himself and the fans than down his throat. Haz gets to the guard rail and steps up on a chair, then steps on the rail balancing pretty well, just like his idol. He tosses back a beer up there, then hops down and slides in the ring. The crowd is going wild as Haz jumps up and drinks another beer. We then hear "U + UR Hand" come over the pa and the fans still keep cheering for Tapanga.



Mr. Clinton: Making her way to the ring from El Paso Texas, she weighs in at 115 pounds, The Highflying Sweetheart........Tapanga Britt!



Tapanga heads down the aisle high fiving fans along the way. She gets to the ring and heads up the steps getting inside and climbs to the top rope raising her hands in the air. Tapanga then hops down and turns facing Haz, the bell rings and the two move into a lock up. Tapanga showing her skill quickly goes around behind Haz in a waistlock and looks to take him down. Haz pulls forward to a corner, then Tapanga breaks off and backs up cleanly. Haz turns and Tapanga rushes in with forearms to his face, whips Haz across the ring and runs after him leaping up some and crashing down on him with a clothesline. She grabs Haz turning around and backs up the turnbuckles, then spins off for a tornado ddt, but Haz shoves her away to the mat, then leans back in the corner. Tapanga kneels upa nd Haz runs at her for a kick, but Tapanga dodges to tthe side and quickly drop toe holds Haz down, then spins over into a front facelock.



Ric: Man, Tapanga with some good mat skills.



FED: And Haz with none, this is a real contrast in styles, should end up a good match.



Haz fights up on his knees and Tapanga now delivers her knees to his head, then drops Haz in a ddt and turns him over for a pin, 1...............2......kickout! She jumps up and runs to the ropes bouncing off with a short dropkick to Haz's ribs, then kneels up and gets a sleeper on him. Haz fights up to his knees and hammers Tapanga in the stomach, but she keeps her grip clamped together. Haz gets to his feet and lifts Tapanga up for a back suplex, but she rolls backwards landing on her feet, then leaps upw ith a dropkick to Haz's back. He flies forward falling to the middle rope and Tapanga runs over and leaps up stomping on Haz's back, then she hops over the top rope and falls to the floor grabbing Haz's head pulling his neck down on the rope.



Ric: Oh man, Tapanga is really taking it to Haz.



Haz springs off to his back and Tapanga grabs his feet pulling him out to the floor whipping him into the ringpost bouncing Haz's head off it. Tapanga runs up behind himw ith a punt like kick to his head, then drags him over the commentator stable smashing his head against it. Tapanga grabs a chair and swings it down to Haz's head, drops it and grabs Haz rolling him in the ring. Tapanga heads up to the top rope and quickly flies off with her Butterfly Effect, her version of the five star frong splash, but smashes the mat when Haz just gets out of the way.



Ric: Oooh, a high risk move and a miss, but that is why its a risk.



FED: Yea it is, that had to hurt cause she had some good air.



Haz pulls himself up and staggers a bit, but pulls up Tapanga and shoves her to the ropes, she bounces back and gets dropped with a clothesline. Haz kicks at her, then he hops outta the ring and pulls up the apron seeing at first a ladder, so he yanks that out and slide sit in the ring. He then looks around and grabs a singapore cane, then rolls in the ring with it. Tapanga is on her knees and starts to get up on one leg. Haz comes over with the cane raised up and Tapanga quickly springs up with her leg that was down and nails Haz in his lower regions. She then grabs on to him and takes him over with a snap suplex. Tapanga runs to the ropes and drops down ina somersault to Haz hitting her Panga Pan and leans back on Haz for the pin, 1..................2...............kickout!



Ric: Oh man, a very close one there, so close I thought it may have been over.



FED: It was close, but not close enough.



Tapanga sees the ladder and grins now, then delivers a hard kick to Haz's head, picks up the ladder and stands it up in the corner nearest the commenntators table...hmmm! Anyways, so now she grabs Haz pulling him near the ropes and lifts him for a suplex, but drops him out on the apron, then she runs up the ladder and leaps off turning in the air to Haz and wraps her legs around his head bringing him of fthe apron with a hurricanrana to the floor.



Ric: Good god what a hurricanrana, nicely executed by Tapanga.



FED: It was nice.



The crowd is loving that move and Tapanga blows some kisses to the crowd turning her back on Haz who tries getting up. She turns and kicks him in the ribs, then pulls up Haz rolling him on the table.



Ric: Oh man, what is she doing?



FED: Well, we better move quick if she heads up the ladder!



Tapanga picks up a chair and smashes it to Haz's head, then nails some punches to his head and now rolls in the ring. She gets up pumping her fist in the air to the crowd getting them excited.



FED: Finish the match and play later.



Tapanga finally heads up the ladder and smirks as she does. At the top she sits down and pumps her fists in the air again, then she stands up stepping on the very top and screams, "ITS OVER", then she flips off for The Brittpatize, her 450 splash and comes down at Haz who rolls to the floor. Tapanga crashes through the wood and monitors, flips up holding her ribs and falls on her back moaning in pain. The crowd screaming loud and chants of Holy Shit fill the arena.



Ric: My god, she must be broken in half.



FED: A second or half a one saved Haz and may have ended it for Tapanga, but thats high risk right?!



Ric: Yea!



Haz pulls himself up using the ring and rolls in laying on the mat, then he rolls back out and pulls up Tapanga sliding her in the ring. Haz slides in and pulls up Tapanga to deliver a piledriver on her, positions her in the middle of the ring, then grabs the cane. Haz looks up at the ladder and starts climbing to the top, raises up the cane and flies off with Hazardous, a cane shot to Tapanga's head making a loud smack. Haz keeps a hold of the cane and hooks Tapanga's leg, 1......................2....................3...and then he rolls to his back.



Mr. Clinton: Here is your winner........Hardcore Haz!



The crowd is roaring and on their feet as "Enter Sandman" plays. Haz gets his hand raised and sits up yelling for some beer. He gets tossed some and drinks a couple, rolls out and grabs some more, hops the rail and celebrates in the crowd.



Ric: What a match that was, full of action and pretty fast paced, lot og risky moves as well.



FED: Yea and two missed ones by Tapanga, probably what cost her, but no doubt she displayed some great talent and its a shame to see her go.



Ric: That it is, she'll be missed, but the show goes on and next is our main event!







Main Event
Singles Match
1st Round MCW Title Tournament
Thor v. Chett The Threat



So we got Chett already in the ring stretching his arms to warm up when "I Don't Want To Stop" comes over he pa bringing the crowd up.



Mr. Clinton: Making his way to the ring from New York City, he weighs in at 250 pounds...........Thor!



And out he stomps thrusting his arms in the air, then like a giant bullet he just darts to the ring and slides in. Thor gets to his feet quick and eyes Chett with respect, the two move close and knock fists together, then Thor turns to head up the turnbuckles, but Chett clobbers him from behind and pounds away on his back.



Ric: Oh man, looked like we had some respect between the two, but Chett with a cheapshot.



FED: Respect is good to have, but getting that win means ya gotta play dirty sometimes.



Chett whips Thor across the ring sending him to the opposite corner, then runs , but Thor charges out and just flattens Chett with Thor's Gore!



FED: GORE...GORE...GOOORREEE!!!!



Thor quickly covers hooking Chett's leg, 1....................2..................3....Scorpion comes in the ring from nowhere with a chair and slams it down across Thor's back. The crowd showing their hatred with boos.



Ric: What the hell, I didn't even see Scorpion run out.



Scorpion slams the chair down two more times, then lays it down and lifts up Thor with a powerbomb delivering it right on the chair, holds on to his legs and turns Thor into the Deathtrap burying a knee to his back, the crowd livid at Scorpion.



FED: Man, these fans are pissed, but that's the passion of Detroit!



Ric: Can ya blame them with what Scorpion did?!



He keeps Thor locked in, but our run some security guards flooding the ring and start to tear Scorpion off Thor as we hear "Bawitdaba" come over the pa signaling the end of our show.



Ric: Well this rivalry is far from over folks, but Shakedown tonight is over, so we'lls ee ya next week, same time and same place...goodnight!



And with that we see Scorpion finally out of the ring as security checks on Thor and he fans throw a lil trash towards Scorpion, then the show fades to black.