Carnage 38 {3/19/15}

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9 PM EST on March 19th, 2015 Click Here To Check Your Time zone Venue Wings Stadium in Kalamazoo, MI Theme Music Eat The Rich by Aerosmith Opening Contest Mid Card Bout Main Event Card Is Subject To Change

Staff SEF Owner Mr. Bear Carnage Talent Coordinator Frank E Dangerously SEF Office Color Commentator Nick Torres Play By Play Commentator Timekeeper Nick Miller Interviewer Greg Boone Ring Announcer Samantha Winters Head Referee Smokey McWeed Referee Doug Melvin Referee Tom Walker

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The show opens up with Mr Bear already on the stage at his podium with a leather sofa behind him against the metal wall to the left of the curtain. A couple security guards stand out there, one near the podium and the other near the sofa sort of creating a line separating the left side of the stage from the rest. The crowd in the Wings Stadium filled up to the rafters as Eat The Rich by Aerosmith fades out from the pa so the Owner of SEF can address the audience.

"Thank you all for attending tonight's show and I have an announcement to make about the main event that will see 12 men battle in two man teams. A six pack match tornado style for the SEFWUN US Triple Tag Team Titles and SEF Triple Tornado Team Titles to combine the championships as the SEF Tag Team Heavyweight Titles. Last week was chaotic and a bit fun, but we also saw the end to one set of Tag Team Titles. Tag team wrestling is not dead and SEF has proven that and will continue to do so. And I will be watching the entire show from my couch right here on the stage, every Thursday, so buckle up kids, you are in for a ride because we are pushing it to the limit in SEF."

Mr Bear with a slick smile and picks up a pair of sunglasses that tint to almost clear at the bottom edge, then the Owner of SEF turns to walk back and sit down on the sofa resting back a bit. He retrieves a smartphone from a pocket inside his tuxedo jacket to make a call it looks like as Nick Miller says.

"While our Owner gets comfy up on the stage and we await the first match I gotta say that was good announcement, I love it and not just for what is no doubt gonna be a wild match, but because Mr Bear is right. We have too many good tag teams and need a solid tag team championship. I like the Titanium Title though, that was cool and I think things are shaping up good under the leadership of Mr Bear. Only time will-"

Nick Torres says.

"You are damn right time will tell, so stop kissing his ass Miller! Its gonna be a hell of a match and so are a few other matches, like Rick Reynolds one on one with Tina, can't wait for it. Hick Janes returns in one on one action when he takes on Jake Voss, a man who has been back to his old ways and could snag a victory tonight!?!"

Miller says.

"Aren't you and Hick Janes part of the Danger-"

Torres says.

"Hick Janes is competing in a one on one match in his return to SEF and is shedding his skin so to speak like the man said when he entered the ring last week. He and I may be allies, hell, I may say we are brothers and that is why he goes one on one unless someone from the back decides to double team him. Then I'll have my brothers back."

Miller says.

"Oh, ok, I think I get it!?! And I do get that it will be a kick ass match if it goes one on one as will Bill Roberts defending the II Title up next in the opening contest against Hardcore Haz. That match and the next four are non televised like last week's beginning of our new format for Carnage. So we'll see ya after each match and who knows what else you may see only on the SEF network!?!"

Dark Opening Contest
Singles Match
Hardcore Haz v. Bill Roberts(c)
SEF II Heavyweight Championship
Referee: Tom Walker

Winner and still II Champion: Bill Roberts @ 16 Minutes 53 Seconds after making the pin with a quick roll up and a handful of tights.

Bill keeps the fight going with a kick to the head of Haz. The hardcore icon fighting up with wild lefts and rights, but gets a kick to the knee and spiked to the mat with a ddt. Bill leaping up to stomp the back of Haz's head into the mat, then kicks him over and heads to the top rope flying off with the Heartbreak Heaven. The ref handing him the title and telling Bill to back off and he does, but drops the belt. Bill shoving the ref down and yanks up Haz looking for Interview This when Hiroku Shinobi runs out to the ring leaping up to the apron, then to the top rope and off flipping into senton bomb taking both men down. Hiroku scrambling up to kick at Bill who grabs his title and rolls out of the ring staggering up the ramp while Nick Miller says.

"Wow, Hiroku flying into the ring to take down both men and sends Bill running to the back saving their dance for Wrestle X when they go one on one for that II Title Roberts just retained."

Nick Torres says.

"Smart kid, but that is why he is a champion and may be the one to walk of Wrestle X still champion!?!"

Miller says.

"He has worked hard to get where he is and only improves everytime we see him, so yes he does have a good chance to retain, but Hiroku Shinobi has put in the same time and effort. Hiroku seems ready for his big moment to break out in SEF, but we'll see if he gets it in ten nights or not!?! Up next we see Hick Janes return to action with a singles match against Jake Voss, so see ya after the match."

Dark Mid Card Bout
Singles Match
Hick Janes v. Jake Voss
Referee: Doug Melvin

Winner: Hick Janes @ 25 Minutes 26 Seconds after he nails his Extreme Effect and makes the pin.

Shedding Skin by Pantera plays over the pa and the crowd is all fired up as Hick rallies around the ring pumping is hands in the air. He hops out of the ring to slap hands at ringside circling the ring while Nick Miller says.

"Stellar match by both men as Jake Voss seemed to dominate his opponent, but in the last five to eight minutes we saw Hick Janes come back so strong I though he was gonna kick Jake out of his boots at the end!!!"

Nick Torres says.

"The Extreme Effect raised the intensity to a extreme level tonight with a very successful return and hell of a comeback in many ways."

Miller says.

"Coming back to singles action this week on Carnage is Mesa who is up next in a non title bout against Steve White. Mesa becoming the first ever TiTanium Champion last week when he merged the World Tag Team Championship belts into one belt. Now he goes solo to defend the belt because if Steve can get a win tonight, he can earn a title shot."

Dark Mid Card Bout
Singles Match
Mesa v. Steve White
Referee: Tom Walker

Winner: Mesa @ 13 Minutes 52 Seconds after Cool Jay Lou runs down to leap off the ropes into a spinning wheel kick to the head of the arabian knight.

Jay all over Mesa with kicks to his head, then backs into the ropes to deliver a hard kick to his former partner's head. Steve shoving Jay now and yells.

"WHAT THE HELL?"

He shoves Jay again and the cool one springs off the ropes into a flying roundhouse kick knocking the big man down. Mesa gets up to go after Jay with clubs to the back, then whips the cool one to the ropes looking for a spinning wheel kick. Jay ducking and rolling up to leap on the middle rope springing off into a twist nailing a roundhouse kick to the head of Mesa. Jay getting out of the ring and grabs the Titanium Title as well as a microphone, then gets back in to lift both up. The cool one tosses the title to Mesa who sits up and Jay with the mic to his mouth just looks down to lay it down.

"Wrestle X, we do it again, one on one, no ladder, no rules, just that championship between two old friends."

Mesa rolling from the ring and stands up looking in to raise the title in the air while nodding yes. Jay smiling and Mesa circles around to head up the ramp while Nick Miller says.

"Mesa just accepted the challenge from Cool Jay Lou for a Titanium Title match at Wrestle X, this is huge. These two clash again, and Jay said one on one, so maybe we'll finally get to see that happen, and at the biggest show of the year no less!?!"

Nick Torres says.

"They tore the house down in a killer ladder match last week and now at the biggest stage there is we see them go head to head. Its going to be an amazing night of action we got shaping up."

Miller says.

"Yes it and tonight has been a great night of action en route to a huge six pack tornado team match to unify two triple team championships into a tag team championship. But before we get there we have Tina going one on one with Rick Reynolds and those two together are worthy of being a main event on any show."

Dark Mid Card Bout
Singles Match
Tina v. Rick Reynolds w/Frank Hussar
Referee: Doug Melvin

Winner: Tina @ 22 Minutes 36 Seconds after Frank Hussar gores down the golden gal at ringside.

Frank rolling Tina in the ring to Rick who picks her up to nail The Plunge, then stands tall like he won and beat her soundly as King Of The Hole by Skrew plays over the pa. Frank escorting Rick to the back soon and Nick Miller says.

"Damn good match with Tina proving she may have the edge over Rick who had a hard time getting on the offensive side. Frank with that gore gave Tina the win anyways, but Rick with the last laugh so to say and these two with their history already may be on a collision course sooner than later!?!"

Nick Torres says.

"After that match I can't wait to see those two lock up again and maybe Rick will soundly defeat Tina next time. We are on the road to Wrestle X and Rick Reynolds is making it known he is going to be at the biggest show of the year."

Miller says.

"With only three matches making up the Wrestle X card so far we could stand to see more slots open up, especially something with Rick and Tina, that would be awesome. Perhaps we'll see the new Tag Team Champions at the biggest show of the year, but first we find out who they are, next, in the main event which is a six pack tornado team match!?!"

Main Event
6 Pack Tornado Team Match
The Mack w/Elizabeth Marret & Hiroku Shinobi v. Priceless Paine v. Rick Reynolds w/Frank Hussar & Bill Roberts v. Johnny X(c) & Jordan Cut(c) v. Cool Jay Lou(c) & Josh Diabolical(c) v. Rapid(c) & Acetaker(c)
SEFWUN US Triple Tag Team Championship
SEF Triple Tornado Team Championship
Both sets of championships will be unified with three belts going to each member of the team and those will be merged into one belt called the SEF Tag Team Title
SEF Tag Team Heavyweight Championship
Referee: Smokey McWeed

Complete bedlam from the beginning as the IXF and Triad instantly mesh like warriors dying for their love which actually allows Cool Jay Lou and Josh Diabolical to double team Jordan Cut who actually holds a championship with those two. Tonight they fight to unite a two man tandem as champions and must fight each other as every other tag team does in order to be those champions. Frank Hussar and Elizabeth Marret get involved in the action when it spills outside and then we see all of the Dangerous Alliance involved in this, minus Frankie of course. Actually, he emerges on the stage clutching his cellphone and glances at the Owner with a smirk once in a while. The IXF seems to take the numbers disadvantage very well and holds the control of this match for a while. Josh Diabolical, Cool Jay Lou, and Jordan Cut in the mix prove to be wilds cards enough to keep the playing field even too. The SEF Owner is on his feet watching and glances at Frankie once in a while as well. Tina ends up getting involved though and takes out Rick Reynolds sending him running away actually, but the golden gal decides to target Mack now and gets a taste of Marret too. Jake Voss comes from the crowd to target Jordan Brooks fighting him away from the action and through the announce table. Nick Torres is in the ring helping his team and leaving Nick Miller to dodge and duck into a corner with Samantha Winters. The DA gaining the advantage to eventually set up for the finish when Bill Roberts let's Jason Price pin him.

Winners and NEW SEF Tag Team Champions: Priceless Paine @ 13 Minutes 29 Seconds

Perfect Strangers plays over the pa and the DA retreat from the ring before IXF bands together which sees Tina take Da Shows Ova into Fall of a Kingdom and Nick Miller says.

"What a war that was tonight here on Carnage between mostly Impact X Facta and the Dangerous Alliance. An awesome match turned into a wild brawl that was exciting as can be. Maybe not a good classic clean yet gritty contest, but a epic performance by these tandems who poured it all out. In the end The Triad took the easy way out after they got the upperhand when Bill laid down, but their team won overall. Priceless Paine has been a solid team for years and looks to have many more years left, oh, it seems Mr Bear is taking the podium now and Frank E Dangerously has joined him."

And up on the stage the Owner appearing indifferent as usual makes his announcement.

"I enjoyed the main event tonight, but action must be taken and Frankie, you are fired from active duty as Talent Coordinator for Carnage. Go be an agent to your Alliance, but remember, I am the boss."

Mr Bear directing his attention to the ring where Impact X Facta surrounds it to show love for their fans with high fives and autographs.

"Mack, you need to listen to that as well, you and your rebellion. You may fight for the people, but remember, I am the boss. By the way, I am putting the Revolution Champion Jordan Brooks in a match at Wrestle X against a man he has had a few intense encounters with in recent weeks, including tonight, Jake Voss. And to insure this sees a clear winner we are doing a classic steel cage with no referee inside because you win by escaping only."

Mack hopping to the ring apron to drop his tights exposing that white ass of his too his boss. Then the showsteala pulls them up to hop down and continue his walk up the ramp where he and his crew drop crotch chops to Mr Bear snubbing him as a nobody. Mr Bear appearing a bit agitated now and yells.

"CUT THE FEED, SHOW'S OVER."