SEFWUNTV 700 : Sacrifice of a Simple Man

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Sunday, November 3rd, 2019

The Little Caesars Arena in Detroit Michigan is packed full as SEFWUNTV starts airing and Enter Sandman by Motorhead plays over the pa bringing out PBR. The SEFWUN President looking quite a bit older and walking with a cane instead of carrying a singapore cane. This is a metal cane with four rubber tipped pegs open the bottom and PBR looks like he needs it. He does a carry a can of Pabst in his other hand and wears blue jeans sneakers, and a grey pull over hoodie. PBR stands center stage and cracks the beer taking a swig, then sets it on the stage and pulls a microphone from the pocket of his hoodie bringing it to his mouth to say.

"Three days ago I was literally twenty years younger, now I can't even step in that ring, let alone compete like I did last month. I have some sort of rapid aging gene the doctors say. SEFWUN took me to see a specialist and that's the diagnosis. They don't know why or how, though they have theories, but I don't understand how they could be possible. I am not the only one either. Quite a few of us on the SEFWUN roster have the exact same gene causing us to age rapidly and we may only have a week left to live, maybe a month!?! They are all seeing the same specialist now and I will be flying back after I get done being out here. I am not sticking around for the show and I am no longer President of SEFWUN. I want so bad to crawl in that ring and finish what little life I have left doing what I love, but this body will not allow it. I can't be here any longer, so here is your new President."

Coming For You by The Offspring plays over the pa and out walks a man who looks like A Native Americano, but cleaned up a bit, wearing a SEFWUN ballcap. A trimmed up goatee and mustache with a black hoodie zipped up and blue jeans with a pair of brown work boots. He moves to PBR offering a hug and takes his mic, then helps him off stage and yells THANK YOU after the former President disappears. ANA turning to look out over the crowd and offers no smile as he says.

"Yes, I am the new President under these circumstances, however, well I may be A Native Americano on this stage, in that ring, I know I have to be someone else as President, and I have to give that someone else to you at this time because our SEFWUN Owner is on life support, because he was also diagnosed with this rapid aging gene. I am Norman Decker, the President of SEFWUN, and I will do what I have to do to insure the longevity of this company, but my absence will be great from this side of the company. I am A Native Americano and I will keep this company going from in that ring as much as I can. Now, on to why I am out here, why oh why have PBR and Jon Mack aged so rapidly that they may be dead before the end of this year!?! No one knows for sure, but PBR spoke of theories and I was there, I heard those theories, and I took one and have begun trying to unravel what may have happened to these stars of SEFWUN. There are more, thirty two more, and I will name them all now. The Natural Sinner Rick Reynolds, The Hardcore Heartbreaker Bill Roberts, The Steel City Warrior Robbie Ruckus, Mesa, LAJ, Josh Diabolical, Jason Price, Chris Crest, Hiroku Shinobi, Frank Hussar, Hal Havoc, Slash, Thrash, Sammy, Steve White, Axel Tate, Nykky Dy, Flamez, Stacy Wy, Sara Marie, Eazy Earl, Barry, Johnny Rebel, Michael McMoney, Red Flowers, Trent Flash, JR Hawk, San Yo Mitzu, Daddy Smack, Johnny Rotten, Nerox, and Ralph. A lot of there, and every one a staple of SEFWUN. They will not be forgotten and justice will be served on whoever is responsible for this. Some of those names had more than the rapid aging gene, but also growth hormones in high doses and a gene in a few that basically changed the color of their skin. This is why I believe they are all clones, of one man, and one woman, but I can't prove it, yet."

The crowd buzzing loud now with some excitement at the thought of clones and then they start booing when The Catalyst plays over the pa bringing out the SEFWUN CEO in a short leather mini skirt and knee stilletos. She wears a cropped diamond studded black leather jacket opened up to show off a hot pink tube top which barely covers who large breasts. A pair of silver hoop earrings in her ears and her hair in a tight ponytail. The CEO walking up to ANA a bit seductive and reaches her hand up over his on the mic to make a stroking gesture over his hand. ANA just staring down without a smile still and JEM looking up into his dark eyes while pulling the mic to her bright red lips.

"It is sad to see what happened to PBR and all those others, especially Mr Mack, or Jon, he was a good man, but without a Owner, I will assume the role-"

ANA pulling the mic away from her to his mouth and says.

"No you won't assume any role except the only one you are good at, the role where who drop to your knees and service every one of those stars who aged well beyond what they should be. Maybe not the women, but I wouldn't put it past you?!"

JEM brings her hand up, but ANA grabs her arm and puts her hand down, then says.

"Keep it professional Elizabeth, strictly business or facts and we both know I have revealed nothing that isn't already common knowledge."

The CEO smirks and reaches to pull ANA's mic back down so she can say.

"Fine Normy, I will be strictly CEO and the hottest one you ever laid eyes on!"

The President not caring as JEM says.

"You are going to open tonight's show, A Native Americano versus Hick Janes and J X C in a handicap match for your Anarchy Championship."

JEM let's go of the mic and turns on her heel with her ass sticking out to strut off to the back with ANA watching her, but he turns to the ring unzipping his hoodie. ANA removing the sweatshirt revealing a IX shirt underneath and he removes the ballcap tossing it to the crowd, then says.

"Hit my music!"

Hell Yeah by Rev Theory plays over the pa and ANA walks to the ring patting the Anarchy Title around his waist.

Opening Contest
Handicapped Match
J X C & Hick Janes v. A Native Americano(c)
Anarchy Championship

Winner and NEW Anarchy Championship: Hick Janes

ANA rolls from the ring and sits against the ring on the floor catching his breath from a long, grueling match. ANA getting up to grab a microphone and rolls in the ring getting to his feet as Hick Janes is celebrating with the Anarchy Title. ANA extends a hand to Hick who returns it and the two shake, then the new champ leaves as ANA brings the mic up to say.

"Couldn't lose to a better man, so congrats Hick, I hope you can get Flecha off his ass to promote Anarchy, but I got another job I have to do, now. Our CEO wanted to book me tonight in this handicap match and no problem from me, but I may as well return the favor and book the Anarchy Women's Champion in the main event TONIGHT...against a returning Women's Champion!"

The crowd popping loud and buzzing about who it could be when ANA says.

"All is fair in love and war my lil JEM, so have fun tonight. I am going to the back to sit down and watch the rest of SEFWUNTV."

Tag Team Match
Simon Lee Nash & Jade West v. Tina(c) & A Native Americano(c)
Intergender Tag Team Championship

ANA never came out, so Tina fought alone and was pinned by Simon in the end.

Winners and NEW Intergender Tag Team Champions: Simon Lee Nash & Jade West

Nick Torres v. The Resurrector

A Native Americano runs in to nail Justice on Nick causing the ref to call for a DQ against The Resurrector who comes back in the ring snarling.

Winner: Nick Torres

ANA and The Resurrector exchange blows taking turns on each other in the corner when Nick gets up to kick ANA from behind in the balls, then back suplex him. Nick rolls up ducking a big boot from The Resurrector, turns and catches him to nail The Westside and rolls from the ring to walk on backstage.

Six Person Tag Team Match
The Devil's Playground v. Tina(c) + Jake Voss(c) + Cliff O Clink(c)
SEFWUN Triple Tag Team Championship

Jake and Cliff are absent during this match making Tina defend a second set of Tag Team Titles tonight on her own, all alone. She puts up a valiant effort looking to win it at one point, but Jade misses a clothesline and runs over the ref. Tina with a superkick to Jade and goes up top when ANA comes from the crowd behind her and jumps up to shove her down to the mat in a crashing heap. He comes in the ring to pick Tina up and nail a sit out powerbomb, then rolls from the ring as Cruella Perry comes in to pin Tina for the win.

Winners and NEW Triple Tag Team Champions: The Devil's Playground

Main Event
JEM(c) v. Julie
Anarchy Women's Championship

Winner and NEW Anarchy Women's Champion: Julie