Return to WAR

[Da Gangstas]

"The Way I Am" by Eminem hits the pa and the crowd jump up in cheers as the X Rated Icon walks out in his ring gear and a white tee. He grabs his nuts and flips the crowd off enticing boos as he heads down the aisle being introduced.

The following match is set for one fall! Introducing first from Detroit Michigan, weighing in at two hundred five pounds.........Xanthus!

X rolling in the ring pops up doing a few crotch chops, then raises his arms in an X. He rips off the shirt tossing it out to the floor when some Arabian belly dancing music hits. The crowd booing real loud now as Andy walks out with his women. He makes a big deal entrance to the ring, so X lays up on the turnbuckles during the introduction.

And now making his way to the ring from Mexico, weighing in at two hundred fifteen pounds.........Arab Andy!

He gets to the ring heading up the steps, placing his turban on the ringpost, then steps inside. Xanthus hopping down and Andy motioning him to bow down now and kiss his feet. Xanthus laughing just pretends to, then leaps up into a spinning back kick sending Andy down to his back. X up and held back as Andy is let up, then the bell rings and they collide in a lock up. Andy with a side headlock tries for a bulldog, but gets shoved to the ropes and comes back shoulderblocking X down. Andy running to the ropes comes back for a leg drop, but X out of the way gets up running to the ropes and springs off into a shining wizard. Xanthus stomping on Andy's head, then rips him up into a Ghetto Busta and pulls him up hitting a vertebreaker. Xanthus popping up into a standing moonsault pops back up into a double leg drop for XXX and springs into the pin hooking a leg, ONE...................................TWO.................................THREE! The bell rings and Xanthus gets up pumping his fists up high as the announcement is made.

Here is your winner..............Xanthus!

"The Way I Am" playing again and X heading up the ropes showing the X above his head, then he does a few crotch chops and grabs his nuts. Flipping the crowd off who cheer him mostly and X rolls out to the floor slapping some hands. He heads to the back and is met by Greg Boone who has a mic asking.

Xanthus, the return of War is next Wednesday and you get a possible shot at the II Title, if ya can beat three others, whatcha think!?

Xanthus with his hands on his hips looking a bit arrogant says.

I think this fatal four way just may be a bit fatal for any of these cocksuckers in my way cause that belt is something I been after my entire career in SEF! I have been chasing Derek Helms through hardcore battles and failed to get the belt so far. This return of WAR is probably a result of our hardcore war we have been waging on one another and in the end I will get my hands on that belt!

A snarl with his nose and Xanthus with intensity in his eyes as Greg now asks.

Last Friday on Evolution you and John Carter ended in a double count out with him caning you afterwards, anything else pushing you in another direction come Wednesday!?

Xanthus smirking just nods no and says.

Wednesday night is going to get fatal like I said, it is no DQ remember, no count out, it is a FATAL FOUR WAY and John Carter finds out he doesn't have what it takes to bring the extreme pain more than I. So he likes to get high, great, I already am though and I am the Straight Edge Stoner, so that makes me greater than him!

A grin as the crowd cheers him a bit, but some boos filling the arena. Xanthus saying.

The guy isn't half bad to be honest and so I'll be on my A game of course cause not only is it him, but its a couple others, right!?

A sarcastic smirk and Greg nodding yea just asks.

Jenom and Jason Stratus, two young stars with promise, some hunger, and isn't Jenom your ex!?

X shrugging says.

Yea, we had a fling, she walked out on me, so come Wednesday I'm a walk on over that ho to earn myself a shot at the International Title! She a fine ass ho though and I'd tap dat any night of the week, but like I said, Wednesday I'm a kick it. As for Jason, he's just gonna have to settle for coming up with a loss as its X to the A all the fucking way to that championship belt that I will strap around my waist one day!

X all fired up and the crowd cheering, then Greg asks.

So no doubts heading into this match, no nagging injuries from that brutal scaffolding match at Wrestle X?

Xanthus spreading his arms arrogantly, then does a crotch chop and crosses his arms loosely over his chest saying with a smirk.

Well it was brutal and we went sailing off the structure several times and got banged up pretty bad, it only makes me want that belt even more. Maybe you should be asking Derek Helms if it took anything out of him as he is the one slacking off after the hell I put him through, and he won, that match!

Greg nodding asks.

A point to be made, so ya think Derek may be an easier target, perhaps it will be Tina you or one of your opponents faces as she gets a title shot on the return of War?!

Xanthus shrugging says.

Could be, the golden haired slut is a talented wrestler who has beaten myself and Derek in the past. I wouldn't mind another crack at her and well, another match! She's a hottie, but come time for my title shot I earn, it won't matter who the champ is. After the dust is settled and the carnage is left in our wake you will all see the X Rated Icon walk to the back with the International belt slung over my shoulder, so in closing, see ya soon boys and girls!

And he shoves Greg away heading to the back now flipping the people off without turning around. The crowd booing him, but some cheer and Greg saying.

Well there ya go, Xanthus all ready to go for his big fatal four way next week! Will he earn a shot at the II Title or will his opponents have something else in mind?

And then Greg heads to the back leaving us all to ponder just what will happen when SEF returns to WAR!