Carnage {3/11/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

March 11th, 2003

The Gund Arena in Cleveland Ohio is shown from the inside where the fans have it packed, then pyros begin shooting as Sacramental Carnage by Sinister plays and Carnage kicks off! The camera then pans around showing all the fans with their signs, screaming for the start of the show, then the camera cuts over to Kid Rock and Eminem at ringside, sitting at the commentators table ready to call the show!

Kid Rock: Whats up cleveland?! Lets kick this shit off right now!

Eminem: Yea, lets get it rollin'! Man tonight is looking ok!

Kid Rock: Yea it is, pretty decent matches, but its a bummer my boy mack ain't in one to steal the show like always!

Eminem: Hey, when ya get good, ya gotta step back and let the young guys show their stuff!

Kid Rock: Yea, I hear that! But hey, lets run on down the matches! One that looks good is the main event with jackal, diablos, jeff hardy, an d sabu all fighting to earn a shot at the us title next week on carnage!

Eminem: Should be killer! Also though, andy styles puts up his cruiserweight title against ashley gabriel while patricia and kaci face each other in a single match!

Kid Rock: Those two are pretty hot! Anyways, speaking of the women, two more hot totties fight each other, cassie and torrie in a tlc match, brutal!

Eminem: F'ck yea it is! Damn crazy broads! Also, mya james, willow, aaralyn michal, and courteney michaels fight it out for a shot at the womens title at wrestlemania!

Kid Rock: Man, wish I was the special ref, four women in one ring, whooee!

Eminem: Crazy dogg, settle it man! Also though, starting out the night in a handicapped tag match, kane,lil rocker, and james ego fight andy styles and david flair! I personally hope rocker and james get a ass kicking outta this after what happened to cameron hutton!

Kid Rock: Yea, thats f'cked up man! But anyways, lets start the show!

Backstage

The cameras immediately cut b/s to show SEF's newest arrival MNC otherwise known as Mr No Comrpomise! He is standing near the curtain leading to the ring, just leaning back and watching the monitor! The cameras then cut back to the ring!

Tag Team Match

Poem by taproot hits and lil rocker comes out with james ego, then slow chemical hits and out comes kane! After that, and styles music hits and he wlaks out with cassidy and starts climbing in the ring when david flair runs out from the crowd and jumps in with a crowbar, nailing kane in the back! Then jame and rocker urn to him when andy dropkicks rocker and flair bashes james in the head with the crowbar! Andy then gets a chair and takes it to kane, beating him outside the ring while flair continues assaulting both rocker and james with the crowbar till both of them are laying, almost motionless, bleeding like crazy! Rocker tries moving at one point when flair stops, but flair sees him and becomes enreged, beating him more till he lays still! Andy finally grabs flair and gets out of the ring as the ref checks on rocker and james who look like they just got attacked by a clan of grizzly bears!

Kid Rock: God damn, flair f'n killed those boys, course, can't blame him!

Eminem: Hell now, they f'n deserved it! I guess the match is a no contest huh!

Kid Rock: Yea, but who cares, what a beat down!

Fatal Four Way
#1 Contender To SEF Womens World Championship At Wrestlemania

Saying goodbye to hollywood hits and mya james walks out to the ring and does her thing! Then willows music hits and she runs out only to be stomped by mya then whipped into the corner and brought out in a bulldog! Brackish by kittie hits and aarayn michal comes running out, slides in the ring and grabs myas hair, whipping her back to the mat and jumps on her, punching her in the face! Courteneys music hits and she comes running out and slides in the ring meeting aaralyn! The two exchange punches which courteney gets the better of, but mya jumps up and dropkicks courteney in the back, then clotheslines aaralyn! Willow comes charging out and clotheslines mya from behind, then picks up courteney and looks for a bulldog, but gets shoved into the ropes and clotheslined out of the ring! Aaralyn jumps up and rolls courteney up for a two count, then mya slaps her across the face and ddts her! Mya gets up and starts punching courteney, then gives her a kick to the stomach and suplexes her! Mya goes up top and tries for the final breath, but aaralyn gets up and backdrops her off the t/b's, then goes up top and hits suicidal tendicies on mya, but willow is back in and prevents her from pinning! She takes aaralyn into the corner and delivers some chops, but courteney grabs willow and gives her the bulldog! Aaralyn clubs courteney in the back and gives her a realease german suplex which causes her to land akward on her neck, then aaralyn gets elbow dropped by mya, then kicked in the ribs and body slammed near the t/b's! Mya goes up top and hits the final breath on aaralyn and pins, 1............2...........3!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall and number one contender to the womens title..................Mya James!

Saying goodbye to hollywood hits as mya gets up and the ref raises her hand!

Kid Rock: Damn, those women tore each other apart! Talk about viscious, rrrr!

Eminem: Damn straight! F'n women are brutal!

Backstage

Lil rocker and james ego are show in their l/r with banadages on them, both lookig like hell when all of a sudden, david flair comes busting in with his crowbar and begins beating the holy hell outta them both yet again! He his relentlessly and unmercifully bashing their heads with the crowbar with such an intense look on his face, it appears as if he may burst at any moment, literally! Soon, the room fills up with official and security and get flair out of the room! The scene the goes back to ringside!

Kid Rock: Man, flair can't get enough of those two!

Eminem: F'ck yea, he is really pissed!

Singles Match

Born With Nothing, Die With Everything by Papa Roach hits the pa system, and Matt Matlock comes out from behind the black curtain. His fans cheer, and he heads down the ramp, and into the ring. Soon after, Shamus' music hits the pa system, some fans cheer, and some boo. Being new, he hasn't made a name for himself yet, and the fans don't know whether to cheer him on, or boo him.

The two men circle the ring, keepin' eye contact the whole time, and then hook up. Matt Matlock gets the upperhand, and nails a suplex. Shamus holds his lower back in pain from the fall. Shamus slowly gets to his feet, and Matt Matlock hits a few clotheslines to the back of the head, and then hooks him back up, and delivers another suplex. Shamus slowly gets up again, and Matt Matlock quickly hiptosses him, and gets him into a very unorthidox arm lock. The ref asks is Shamus wants to quit, but he shakes his head no. Matt Matlock keeps the arm lock in tight, and finally Shamus counters out of it, and runs Matt into a turnbuckle, and clotheslines him. Shamus falls to the ground, and Matt motions for him to get to his feet. Matt grabs him from around the nect, and lifts him up, and slams him down with a sleeperdrop. Shamus, not eally fighting back this time, fights to his feet again, and throws Matt into the turnbuckle, Matt counters, and sends Shamus into the turnbuckle with a powerful Irish Whip. Shamus holds on to the turnubuckle to keep him standing, and Matt slowly walks over to him, and lifts him up, and sets him on the turnbuckle, and slowly climbs up, puts Shamus' head between his arm, and his body, hooks the arms, and delivers a huge Double Arm DDT! The fans cheer, and Matt rolls Shamus over, and hooks the leg. The ref falls down, and counts a very long 3 count, giving Matt Matlock the win.

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall..............Matt Matlock!

"Born With Nothing, Die With Everything" by Papa Roach re-hits the pa system, but then all of a sudden, the lights go black, and then come smashing back on, and huge pyros hit off the sides of the ramps, and smoke fills the arena. Suddenly "Slow Chemical" by Finger Eleven hits the pa system. Matt falls backwards, and is sitting on the mat, hoping it isn't really Kane. Boy this isn't hislucky night, Kane steps out from behind the curtain, and he slowly walks down the ramp, doing his normal tug on his armpad, and he holds onto the top ropes, and pulls himself into the ring. It looks like he's going to attack Matt, but then tosses his head up, tossing his hair over his face, and he lifts up his arms, and slams them down, sending huge pyros from all four turnbuckles, and Kane walks over to Matt, who is still on his rear end, and Kane sticks out his hand, motioning he want'ed to help him up. Scared at first, Matt let's Kane pick him up, and the next part shockes the living hell out of the fans, Kane shakes Matt's hand! Still thinking something is going to go wrong, Matt slowly backs off, and rolls out of the ring. Kane walks around the ring a little, and as Shamus gets to his feet, he stumbles around, and then Kane see's him, and he waits for Shamus to turn around, and Kane smiles as he does so, and Kane quickly throws his hand straight at Shamus' throught, and lifted him into the air, and sent him slammin' into the mat with a hard thud! The fans cheer at this furocious Chokeslam. Kane lifts his hands up again, and sets off more smoke from the turnbuckles, and "Slow Chemical" hits the pa system again, and Kane falls out of the ring backwards over the ropes, and heads up the ramp backwards, watching Shamus' motionless body lye in the ring. The scene fades out to commercial, as cameras show a grin on Kane's face!

Kid Rock: Man, matt really took it to shamus and then what kane did, damn!

Eminem: Yea, that was seriously f'cked up!

Singles Match

Fighter hits and walks patricia with falcon by her side! Then, famous hits and out walks kaci with johnny by her side who has the world title over his shoulder! She gets in the ring and soon the bell rings and they lock up! After a struggle, kaci pushes patricia back in the corner and lays in some chops on her, then whips her out into the ropes, but get reversed and falcon immediately grabs her foot and trips her! Johnny runs over and spears falcon and beats him down! In the ring, patricia stomps on kaci and picks her up by the hair, gives her a snapmare and locks in a sleeper! Kaci looks to fade out, but after her arm drops twice, she fights up and tries running the ropes, but gets pulled down to the mat by her hair! Johnny jumps on the apron and distracts the ref which also gets patricias attention! Kaci gains her composure and dropkicks patricia in teh back, then rolls her up in a mexican suplex, pinning her, 1...........2.........3!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall.................Kaci!

Famous hits and kaci poses with johnny as the two celebrate kacis win!

Kid Rock: Wow, kaci won! That was a pretty good match!

Eminem: Yea, kaci did do good!

SEF Cruiserweight Championship

Andys music hits and he walks out with cassidy and waits for a while before the ref finall gives up and gives a tn count before giving his descision!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by count out........Andy Styles!

Andys music hits again andd he heads b/s with cassidy!

Kid Rock: Well, looks like ashley is out!

Eminem: Yea, damn bitch! Mack better throw her out on her ass!

Backstage

Mya james is shown in her l/r celebrating over win earlier with ace!

Mya: I did it! I am going to wrestlemania!

Ace: I knew ya could do it!

They then kiss and the scene cuts to ringside!

TLC Match

Need a lil time hits and out walks torrie! Then dont let me get me hits and ou comes cassie with strife and they run to the ring! Cassie slides ina nd immediately tackles torrie and starts punching her has strife slides a ladder and table in, then grabs a chair and tosses it to cassie who catches it and bashes torrie with it! After torrie is busted opne, cassie grabs the table and sets it up, then rolls torrie on it and sets up the ladder! She climbs the ladder, grabs the SEF flag at the top to win the match, then salutes to the fans before flying off landing a shooting star press on torrie, sending both of them through a table!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner............Cassie Michaels!

Cassie ended up hitting her neck wrong and doesn't move after the match is over! EMT's run to the ring and help her out on a stretcher as strife stays by her side!

Kid Rock: Damn, looks like she got hurt bad!

Eminem: Yea, guess she shouldn't have went for that big move at the end!

Fatal Four Way
Shot At SEF United States Championship Next Week On Carnage

Jackals music hits and he walks out to the ring! Then jeff's music hits and he runs out to the ring and charges jackla, but gets knocked backwards with a kick to the head! Jackal then picks up jeff and body slams, goes to the second t/b and looks for an elbow drop, but jeff jumps up and jackal misses! Jeff runs the ropes and dropkicks jackal in the face, then picks him up and hits a reverse twist of fate, goes up top and nails a swanton bomb and pins, 1.........2.........3!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall.............Jeff Hardy!

Jeffs music hits as he pses for the fans and celebrates!

Kid Rock: What, that was supposed to be four men! Where was diablos and sabu?

Eminem: I don't know! I guess they don't want to be in SEF no more!

Kid Rock: Guess not, but hey now, thats it for tonight, so peace folks, later!

Backstage

Before the shows ends, the scene cuts b/s to show mack out in the p/l personally firing shamus, ashley gabriel, and diablos neon with sabu standing there watching on! Mack then turns to him, gets right in his face and yells!

Mack: You cockbiting bitch! The next time you no show a match, your fired! This is your one chance since you did just come in SEF the other f'n day! But I am warning you sabu, this is your only f'n chance! One more time, your out on your ass like those three bitches!

Mack sneers and sabu, then heads inside the arena goes into his room as the show comes to an end!