WrestleMania 2 {3/30/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

March 30th, 2003

The scene opens up to the inside of the Safeco Field in Seattle Washington with Christina Aguilera standing in the middle of the ring! She is wearing a low cut white halter top with a short white mini skirt and high heels! She then raises up a mic she has and sings America The Beautiful as images play over the seftron of many different scenes from americas history! After she is done singing, a small preview of wrestlemania is shown on the seftron, then a huge pyro shoots down from the rafters followed many more smaller pyros shooting off all over the field and Posthuman by Marilyn Manson begins playing kicking off the start of Wrestlemania II! The camera pans around showing all fans who are looking especially excited for tonights show, then the view cuts over to the commentators table at ringside where Kid Rock and Eminem are at, ready to call the show!

Kid: Yo, yo, yo, whats up all ya all crazy people?! Ya all ready for one kick ass wrestlemania put on by the best show in town, SEF?

Em: God damn man, with the way these mutha's sound in here, I think they are! And rightfully so considering the f'n card we got tonight!

Kid: Oh yea, we got some big matches tonight! The first on ebeing for the ic and hardcore titles in a hardcore ladder match!

Em: And afterwards, no more hardcore title and viper will be joining us out here!

Kid: Yea, big mans got his work cut out against damien though! Also though, we got that sweet ass hardcore rulz bra and panties match with this new chick whitney taking on willow and aaralyn michal!

Em: Man, should be good! Also the two dudleys fight it out in a deathmatch while mya james challenges cassidy for the womens title!

Kid: Nice match there! Plus we have the vacant tag titles on the line with the team of matt and jackal fighting the team of chris and cory and the team of jamie and virus!

Em: Then theres that match with hbk and chris jericho, mostly a battle of pride, but the winner gets a shot at viper and if they beat him, a shot at the world champ!

Kid: Pretty high stakes for them boys! Wrestlemania is full of them tonight and none higher than the main event, the world title is on the line in a dogg fight when daddy mack, rapid, and johnny x the champ hook it up! Whooee thats gonna be good!

Hardcore Ladder Match
SEF Hardcore Championship
SEF Intercontinental Championship

Once damien and viper both make their way to the ring and do their thing, the ref holds up both titles, then straps them to a ring and it raises twenty feet above the ring! Viper and damien stand nose to nose in the center, both at even height, staring into each others eyes! For nearly a minute, neither man moves, then viper grins and begins laughing which enrages damien who lashes out with several right hands rocking viper backwards, then whips across the ring and looks for a clothesline, but viper ducks and comes off the other ropes with a high knee sending damien down! He then picks up damien and nails a suplex, then goes outside and throws in a some weapons, grabs the ladder and slides it in! Viper circles around the ring and finally finds what he wants, a sledgehammer! He lays it in the corner, then slides in and his met with a trash can lid to the head from damien! Damien then picks up viper and hits a ddt, grabs a table and sets it up, then stands the ladder up next to it! He picks up viper and looks to roll him on the table, but viper fights back and the two trade punches till viper backs him into a corner and stomps him down to the mat! He then grabs a singapore cane and lays some vicious shots into damien, busting him open above his right eye pretty badly! Viper then throws the cane down and picks up damien, lifts him up in a press slam and lets him drop throat first across the top rope! As damien flies backwards, viper catches him in a waistlock and executes a huge release german suplex! He then moves the table near the corner and moves the ladder under the titles, then starts climbing! Damien gets to his feet and climbs up, clubs viper in the back, then backdrops him off the ladder! They both lay for a few seconds, then damien gets up and looks to climb the ladder, but sees viper getting up, so he grabs him and lays in some clubs to the back, then looks for a powerbomb, but viper blocks it and pushes damien backwards, then runs off the ropes and spears him! Viper picks up damien and looks for a powerbomb himself, but through the table! He gets damien up, but damien slips all the way over and behind viper who turns around and gets a clothesline from damien! Damien then rolls viper on the table and climbs about six feet up the ladder and looks for an elbow drop, but viper gets up and grabs damien, hoists him in the air and sends him down through the table! Viper gets up and clears his head, then picks up damien who is qute groggy, hooks his arms and gives him the unforgiven! Viper then starts climbing the ladder and soon reaches the top, grabs both titles and raises them in the air!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner and new hardcore champion...............Viper!

Kid: Man, that was a f'n damn good match! What a way to kick off mania tonight!

Em: Oh yea! Viper picked up a good win over damien, but damien proved he can hang!

Triple Threat TLC Match
SEF Cruiserweight Championship

Before the match starts, viper makes his way out to ringside and sits with kid and em!

All three men are in the ring, jeff and jamie have already started off while andy had ran in and ended up getting hit with a hurracanrana by jamie, then a dropkick by jeff! Jamie grabs jeff from behind and turns him around, then jumps up and does a tornado ddt! He then goes up top amd does a moonsault! Jamie goes outside and grabs the ladder and a table with two chairs and slides them in! Once he gets in, andy meets him with a elbow drop to the back, then picks him up and hits a big belly to belly! Jeff runs at andy who just ducks and grabs from behind, hitting a release german suplex! He then sets up the ladder and a table, grabs a chair and nails jeff with it, then rolls him on a table! Jamie gets up and clubs andy in the back, then drops him across the second rope and hits the 619! He then grabs a chair and nails andy with it as well as jeff who is still on the table! Jamie then climbs the ladder to teh top, grabs the cruiserweight title winning the match, then drops the title and jumps off, hitting a 450 splash on jeff through the table!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner and new cruiserweight champion...................Jamie!

Kid: Man, what a high flying fast paced match that was!

Em: Uh huh! Muthaf'ckas were going like crazy! How bout that shit viper?

Viper: The kids are good, jamie is very good and looks to be on his way in SEF just as damien is!

Triple Threat Hardcore Rulz Bra&Panties Match
Special Referee: Daddy Mack

Mack is in the ring with a ref shirt on and soon, whitney and willow make their way out, both dressed in the underwear! Whitney in a red lace bra with a black thing and willow with a matching white lace bra and thing! As soon as willow gets out there, whitney tears into her with a singapore cane, then tosses her across the ring by her hair and jumps on her, slapping the taste out of her mouth! Then aaralyn run sout dressed in a black leather matching bra and thong and jumps in the ring! Whitney spots her and the two exchange some punches before whitney backs aaralyn into a corner and begins chopping away at her, then grabs a trash can lid and looks to hit her, but willow grabs her from behind and bulldogs her onto the lid, causing whitney to get cut open a lil! Willow then takes a metal tray and nails aaralyn in the head, throws it down and ddts her on it! As she gets up, whitent is back up and looks enraged as all hell after seeing her own blood! Mack looks on with a grin and tosses a ballbat to whitney who catches it and swings quickly, nailing willow in the ribs, then brings the end of it up against willows chin, knocking her backwards! Aaralyn gets up and whitney grasb her from behind and locks in a crossface, then takes her down in a side russian leg sweep, holding into a unorthodoxed sleeper and aaralyn soon taps out!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by submission......................Whitney Marret!

After the match, mack gives whitney a kiss after raising her hand!

Kid: Man, what a sweet match My favorite of all time!

Em: It would be! But man, that whitney chick can kick ass!

Viper: Yea she can and f'n mack like them hardcore ones!

Triple Threat Tag Team Match
SEF World Tag Team Championship

Finally all three teams are in the ring, and they all go at it. Matt Matlock and Jackel hook up with the Cyrien boys, meanwhile Virus and Jamie leave the ring, and wait on the outside. Matt suplexs Cory, and Chris tosses Jackel to the turnbuckles. Cory and Chris double team Matt Matlock, clotheslining him from the ring to the outsice. Virus and Jamie both start to kick Matt in the ribs and side. Meanwhile the Cyrien brothers take it to Jackel in the ring. Cory and Chrs send Jackel into the ropes, and as he comes back, they lift him up in the air, and slam him on his stomach when he comes crashing back down. Cory leaves the ring, to thew apron, as it was illegal to have both of them in the ring. On the outside of the ring, Matt Matlock is also lifted in the air, and dropped on the safty barrier, curtesy of a double team by Virus and Jamie. Virus and Jamie kick him a few more times for good measure, and then they climb to their turnbuckle, and watch as the match progresses. Chris and Jackel are in the ring, trading punches, although Chris gets the upperhand on the weaker Jackel. Soon Chris sends Jackel into the turnbuckle, but Jackel jumps over Chris when Chris runs at him. The success story ends though when Cory clotheslines him from the apron of the ring. Jackel climbs to his feet again, only to be met by a DDT by Chris. Chris tags in Cory, and then holds Jackel's arm up as Cory punches his ribs. Chris leaves the ring, and goes to his turnbuckle, and Cory picks Jackel up to his feet, but Jackel counters with a fireman carry, and a few punches to the face. Jackel looks around, and sees Matt climbing to his corner, so Jackel jumps in mid-air, and tags in his partner. Matt runs at Cory, but is short lived as Cory trips him, and his head smacks into the turnbuckle. Matt slowly gets up, and then Virus slaps his back, getting to enter the ring. Cory and Virus trade a few left hands, and as Cory sends Virus into the ropes, Virus counters, sending Cory into the ropes. When Cory comes back, he's met by a huge monkey toss. Virus kicks him a few times, and then lifts Cory up, and delivers an explosive back drop, making Cory land on his head, and hard! Cory slowly rolls over, and tags in Chris. Chris runs at Virus, but only to be met by a clothesline. Virus quickly motions for Chris to get to his feet, and when he does, Virus puts his left hand on his head, and punches the top of it. Chris spins around,holding his head, and then Virus attempts another backdrop, but Chris flips over, and delivers a backdrop of his own. Virus quickly gets to his feet, and trades some punches with Chris, and then sends him into the ropes again with an Irish whip. When Chris comes back, he flips right over Virus, and then bounces off the other ropes, and when he comes back, he runs to the side of Virus, and quickly delivers a face plant into the mat. Virus is soon picked back to his feet by Chris. Chris positions Virus for a suplex, and soon hits it! The fans boo because they love Virus. Chris carrys Virus over, and tags in Cory. Cory and Chris double team Virus with a few punches, and then hook in a powerful double suplex. Virus lays on the mat for a moment, dazed, but then is back to his feet, and sent into the turnbuckle. Cory starts to choke Virus with his foot, but the ref soon breaks it up. Cory does it again, but the ref breaks it up again. Cory sets Virus up for the DDT, but Virus puches him to the ropes, and delivers a quick snap suplex. Virus crawls over, and tags in his partner, and fellow Alliance member, Jamie. Jamie runs at Cory, only to be met by an armdrag. Jamie quickly gets to his feet, and slaps Cory's chest, and quickly powerslams him to the mat. Jamie hooks the leg, looking for a pin fall, but Matt Matlock is the first to break it up with a leg drop. Jamie slowly climbs up, holding his neck he backs right into Chris's corner, and Chris holds his arms behind him. Cory runs at Jamie trying to his a flying shoulder bump, but Jamie moves, and Cory nailes his brother. Chris flys off the apron of the ring to the outside, laying motionless there for a few moments. Cory looks to the outside, pulling his hair, and screaming. He turns around, and Virus and Jame lift him in the air, and deliver a thunderous double chokeslam. Jamie covers him as Virus runs at Matt and Jackel, clothesling them both to the mat. Jamie only recieves a two count. So he lifts Cory up, and puches him into the turnbuckle, punches him in th face, and starts to kick his abdomen, and when Cory's in a sitting position in the corner of the ring, Jamie plants his boot into his face. The ref trys to break it up, but Jamie pushes him away, and goes back to kicking Cory. Much to the fans delight. Jamie picks Cory up, and Irish whipes his to the opposite turnbuckle, but Cory counters and sends Jamie into the turnbuckle, Jamie counters by hopping up on the turnbuckle, and then flips right over Cory as Cory runs at the turnbuckle. Jamie lifts him up, pauses for a few moments, and then slams him down with a back drop. Jamie climbs to his feet, and actually tags in Matt Matlock. The two men lift Cory up and then double suplex him. But when the fans think they'll work together, Matt attacks Jamie, sending him to the outside of the ring. Virus takes this opprituenty and drops Cory's neck on the ropes as he drops from the apron of the ring. Chris rolls back into the ring after a few moments of laying on the outside of the ring. Chris runs and flips right over the ropes onto the outside on top of Virus. The two men lie on the outside of the ring for a few moments, trying to catch their breathe. Matt Matlock and Cory hook up in the ring. Matt suplexs him, not once, but twice in a row, and then goes for a cover, only to recieve a two count. Matt flips him into the ropes, and drags with an arm drag, and starts to nail a few face shots on him. Matt picks him back up, and then delivers another set of two suplexs, and goes to the cover again. Again only recieving a 2 count. Jamie rolls into the ring, and attacks Matt from behind, sending him into the ropes. Matt bounces off face first, but Jamie rolls him up for a 2 count!!! (Sorta like Lance when he rolls them into the Boston Crap!) Jamie can't belive it, and he starts go "ape-shit" on Matt. Kicking him left and right, right hand left. Soon Matt is flown through the air over the ropes and crashing to the outside. Cory, being the only legal man in the ring, rolls Jamie up in a school boy, but the ref refuses to count as Jamie wasn't legal. Cory starts to get frustrated, and then tags in his partner when his partner, Chris, climbs up their side of the apron. Matt slowly, with the help from Virus, rolls into the ring. Chris, now the second legal man, runs at him, only to be met by a monkey toss to the outside. Jamie runs at him and punches him into the turnbuckle. Matt attepts to fight back, but is meet with a choke by Jamie's boot. Chris rolls back in the ring, and Jamie sends him into the ropes, and then his a spinning DDT in mid-air!! The 50,000 plus fans jump to their feet, as Jamie exits the ring, and slaps Matt's back, and then as Chris gets to his feet, Jamie hops up on the ropes, and delivers Rey Mysterios' WEST COST POP! And the cover. Matt and Jackel try to break it up, but Virus knocks them off the apron with a few punches, 1!.. 2! .. 3!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winners by pinfall and new tag team champions.......................Jamie&Virus!

Kid Rock: Whoa, Jamie and Virus pulled that win from the bag VERY impressive to say the least.

Eminem: I may not like the kid, but I must admit he did one hell of a job, and I give those two major props.

Viper: He does deserve credit for such a great win.

Japanese Deathmatch

Both d-von and bubba make it to the ring and just stare down eahc other before slugging it out! Bubba win that and backs up d-von in a corner, then whips him out and clotheslines him! From there, both dudleys work on each other back and forth with some hellacious hardcore action! Both men search deep inside themselves and pull out some familiar stuff back from their ecw days and just go all out on one another! At one point, d-von looks for a reverse ddt on a table, but bubba fights out and hits a bubba cutter through it, then pins him to win te ematch!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall..................Bubba Ray Dudley!

Kid: Man, the dudleys sure waged war on each other tonight!

Em: They sure did, f'n carnage and it sunday!

Viper: Them boys are crazy!

Triple Threat Hardcore Match

The three men start off in the ring. David and Dreamer share an equal passion, and they team up on MNC. MNC attempts to fight back with a few right hands, but is only met with a double clothesline to the outside of the ring. Tommy and Flair go at it, delivering a few right hands at each other. Flair sends Tommy into the turnbuckles, and starts to choke him. Tommy pokes the eyes of David, and David spins around holding his eyes. When he turns to Dreamer again, Dreamer hooks in the suplex. He quickly covers, only receiving a 1 count. Tommy and David go at it for a few more moments, until MNC gets in the ring. David and Tommy hold hands, and then deliver a clotheline to MNC, but MNC ducks under and bounces from the opposite ropes, and then jumps up and nails both Tommy and Flair with a cross body. MNC covers Tommy, only getting a 2 count. David attacks MNC from behind, and knocks him into the turnbuckle. David lifts him up, and sets him down on the turnbuckle. The fans boo and start to chant 'Asshole.. asshole.. asshole.. asshole.. asshole'. David isn't fazed, and he climbs up the turnbuckle. He lifts MNC up, and then hooks in a suplex. A few moments, later, MNC is laying on the mat from a superplex, curtesy of none other than David Flair. David hooks his leg, getting a long 2 count. Tommy lifts him up, and whips him into the ropes. David holds on to the ropes, and as Tommy bends over to monkey toss him, David kicks him in the chest, and Tommy falls to the mat. MCN rolls over and puts his arm over his chest as David is telling the fans to shut up. Luckily enough for David, Tommy kicked out at the 2. David starts to kick the back of MNC, and finally picking him up, and sending him into he turnbuckle. MNC starts to fight back with a few right hands, and soon puches David into the opposite set of turnbuckles. David rests on the turnbuckles, while MNC walks back over to the opposite ones, and runs at David with a crossbody, but then the most unexpected thing happened, David lifted MNC up, and flipped him right over the turnbuckle to he outside. What a trip! MCN lays motionless on the outside. Tommy Dreamer attacks him from behind, and sends David into the turnbuckles he was just no, face first. Tommy then lifts him up into a sitting postion on the turnbuckles, David faces the outside of the ring. Tommy climbs up, and a few moments later Tommy backdrops Flair off the turnbuckle, rolls him over, and quickly gets a long 2 count before Flair kicks out. About eight (8) minutes pass of Tommy trying to get the pin. He trys everything, punches, chokes, kicks, suplexs. Nothing works. MNC is completly out of it on the outside. Nothing he can do to change the outcome of this match. Tommy lifts Flair up, and sends him into the ropes, but when David comes back he nails a clotheslines, and starts to choke Tommy with his thumbs. The ref breaks it up. And Flair delivers a pair of suplexs soon after. Flair covers Tommy, only recieving a 2 count for his efforts. David lifts his him again, and whips him into he ropes. When Tommy comes back, Flair monkey tosses him to the mat. David covers him again, once again only recieving a 2 count! David starts to get paranoid, so he rolls from the ring, and pushes one of the announcers away, and folds the chair up, and rolls back into the ring with it. MNC is back in the ring, covering Tommy. David sees it, and quickly kicks the back of his head. MNC rolls around the ring, and when David raises the chair to bring it crashing back down on MNC, which he does! David starts to kick MNC, and then grabs MNC by the hair, and throws him from the ring. The ref stares down at him, then back to the match. David and Tommy hook up again, but Tommy gets the upperhand, and sends David into the turnbuckle. David soon fight back with a few right hands, and attepmts a front dropkick, but Dreamer moves, and David nailes the ref!! The fans boo him loudly, and the 'asshole' chants get louder than ever. David lifts the chair up again, but Tommy ducks under and pulls his legs out from under David. Tommy hooks in a boston crab, but no one is there to see DAvid tap or what not. Tommy gets down to one knee, and starts to punch the top of David's head while holding on to a fist full of hair. Soon after a ref comes running out. Tommy hooks the leg, only getting a 1 count because it took the ref to long to get to the ring. Tommy lifts David up, and nails a DDT, and then covers again. As normal, only a 2 count. Tommy picks Flair back up, but David fights back, and then sends Tommy into the ropes. And when he comes back, Tommy's met by an arm drag. David gets to his feet and takes up the chair again. When David has his back to Tommy, Dreamer rolls him up, but the ref is laying on the mat. Tommy gets to his feet, and sends David into the ropes, but David holds onto the ropes, and then as Dreamer looks up, David nails him in the nuts with a kick. David picks the chair up again, and as Dreamer gets to his feet, David nails a head shot to Dreamer, and a quick cover. The ref finaly sees the match again, and he slowly counts to two, but David lifts his shoulder up! The ref has no idea of whats going on. A big sadistic smile forms on David's face, and David hooks in the figure 4. Soon after, theres nothing Dreamer can do but tap, which he soon does.

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall.............David Flair!

Kid Rock: Yet again, another great match to say the least.

Eminem: The very least. I think David had the win the whole damn time.

Viper: He's a very talented star. He's going places guaranteed.

Triple Threat Match
#1 Contender To SEF Cruiserweight Championship On Carnage

Virus and Austin stare down each other not paying any attention to Rey Mysterio who is sitting ontop of the turnbuckle, Austin and Virus turn around and is met by cross body, Rey jumps to his feet and kicks Austin in the back of the kness sending him flying into the bottom rope, Rey singles for the 619 but Virus attacks Rey and throws him into the turnbuckle, Rey flips upside down and hits his back hard, he falls onto the mat and holds his back as Austin comes back into the game and goes right for Virus, Austin kicks Virus in the stomach and goes for the Stunner but is countered, Virus throws Austin into the ropes and hits the arm drag. Virus then locks in the Ankle Lock as Austin taps out for the win.

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by submission............Virus!

Kid: Good match, rey got the early start, but virus got the win!

Em: He sure did! Virus is good man!

Viper: Yes he is! The man is on a roll in SEF!

Fatal Four Way TLC Match
SEF United States Championship

Damien and Risktaker start off the match with heavy blows to the head, Jerad and Scott then get into the action by attacking Damien with a chair, Damien falls to the mat as Jerad and Scott continue the abuse on Damien. Risktaker sets up a ladder and goes for the title while the other three men are busy, but is knocked off by Damien kicking the ladder. Damien battles back and hits the Ultimate Destruction on Risktaker and then sets up the ladder once again and climbs it, he gets to the top and hits the flying elbow onto Scott and Jerad. Damien begins pounding Scott hard in the head then moves onto Jerad. Damien then climbs the turn the ladder and gets the title for the win!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner............Damien Destruction!

Kid: Damien did good and thsi was his second match!

Em: He sure showed how bad he wants to keep his title!

Viper: The kid is damn good, I know from earlier!

Singles Match
The Winner Must Fight Viper In A Match They Pick On Evolution To Earn A World Title Shot The Following Week On Evolution

Jericho and HBK have both done their stuff, and made their way to the ring. The ref calls for the bell and the bell rings. They start off locking up, HBK getting the upper hand. He puts Y2J in a side-headlock. HBK lets go and backs off. Jericho shakes it off, and gets ready again. The two then lock up again, this time Jericho getting the upper hand. Jericho gets HBK in a side-headlock, much the same HBK did. HBK wriggles his arm back, just a little bit and manages to get his arms around Jericho's waist. He then hoists Jericho off the ground, and plants him with a back-to-belly suplex. HBK releases the grip around Jericho's waist. He gets up and moves a little away from Jericho. Jericho gets up, rather quickly, not hurt by the move. Jericho then seems angry and runs at HBK. He spears him to the mat, and lays into him with right hands. The ref pulls Jericho off of HBK, and breaks them up. HBK gets up quick and goes straight for Jericho. Jericho just boots HBK in the chest, as HBK ducks a little bit. HBK falls hard and fast. Jericho then starts to stomp on him. He picks him up and whips him into the ropes, as HBK comes back, Y2J clotheslines him. Y2J then goes to the turnbuckle, and gets up the top. He stalks HBK until he gets up. Y2J then drop kicks HBK. Y2J then goes to HBK's feet and tries to lock on the Walls of Jericho. Jericho can't seem to lock it on, so just waits for HBK to get up. Jericho mocks HBK and starts to thump his foot the corner, signaling for Sweet Chin Music. HBK gets up and walks straight into it. Jericho gets a little bit cocky, and then drops on HBK for the count... 1, 2, 3! Jericho wins the match.

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall...............Chris Jericho!

Kid: Ooh, what a way to go down, by your own move!

Em: That sucks, but jericho did it, he beat hbk at mania!

Viper: Yea he did! Credit to both men on that match though!

Fatal Four Way
#1 Contender To The SEF Womens World Championship At Next PPV

All four girls have made their ways to the ring, and are ready to go. Lita and Torrie go after each other, as Kaci and Sierra hit on each other. All the girls takin' it to each other with biatch slaps. Torrie grabs Lita and DDT's her. She then goes for a pin, as Sierra and Kaci stop biatchin' and break up the pinfall by stompin' on her back. Sierra and Kaci then go back to. Kaci gettin' the upper hand and takin' it to Sierra with kicks to the mid-section. She then whips Sierra into the ropes, and as Sierra comes back, Kaci jumps on her. She then starts to punch on her. Lita and Torrie are both up and are going after Kaci. They pick her up and give her a double team suplex. Kaci then rolls around for a bit, as Torrie and Lita then go after Sierra. They whip her into the ropes, and as she comes back she clotheslines the both of them. She then gets up on the top and does a senton bomb on Torrie. Lita then gets up at the same time as Kaci. Those two them go at it. Kaci whips Lita into the ropes, as Lita comes back she jumps into the air and delivers a Hurricanrunna. Lita then gets up and goes after Sierra, she then lays her on the mat, and goes up top. She then swanton's it off the top onto Sierra. Torrie is up and takes Lita and starts beating on her on the outside. While Sierra is down, Kaci crawls over and drapes her arm across her... 1, 2, 3! Kaci wins.

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall................Kaci!

Kid: Good all around match by these women! Their fun to watch!

Em: Yea man, I love how they jiggle!

Viper: Damn boys, easy, although I admit, as good of athletes as they are, they look good!

SEF Womens World Championship

Mya James and Cassidy hook up, Cassidy gets the upperhand, and sends Mya into the ropes. Mya comes back and is met by an arm drag. Cassidy picks her up, and throws her around the ring, sorta like a rag doll. Soon Mya rights back with a few left hands, and a few rights as well. Mya hooks Cassidy up and nailes a suplex. Cassidy gets to her feet again, only to be DDTed by Mya. Soon later, oh about 5 minutes, Cassidy starts to fight back with some rights. Cassidy sends Mya into the turnbuckle, and nailes a few kicks to Mya's abdomen, and then DDTs her again. Covering quickly for a 2 count. Cassidy and Mya get to their feet again, and hook up. Cassidy counters, and goes to the back of Mya, and hits a back drop pin. Only a 2 count comes from it though. Cassidy helps Mya to her feet, and then hooks plants her face into the mat. Soon after she hooks in an arm lock. Mya crawls to the ropes slowly, and the ref breaks the hold. Cassidy brings Mya to her feet again, and spins her around into the bulldog position, and then nails it. About 6 minutes later, Mya starts to fight back, and she sends Cassidy to the ropes, and when Cassidy comes back, Mya nails a money toss, and as Cassidy gets to her feet againn, Mya nails a few more punches, and then knees Cassidy in the stomach, and then delivers a few perfected powerbomb. Mya climbs up the turnbuckle, and soon after nails the Final Breathe. Mya covers for the 3 count and the win along with the Women's Championship! The two ladies shake hands in the end, and all four, Andy, Mya, Cassidy, and Ace all pose for the booing fans, and then leave as Lilian announces the win.

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall and new womens champion..............Mya James

Kid Rock: I don't know, I just love seeing women go at it.

Eminem: I can agree with you there man.

Viper: Same here, same here.

DOGG Fight
Triple Threat Match
SEF World Heavyweight Championship

Before the main event begins, the lights dim out a lil and soon a fast beat on a guitar is heard as the mania theme begins playing live in the safeco field, Posthuman! Marilyn Manson is seen on a stage off to the side of the mania stage where he is singing with his band behind him! The crowd starts cheering and about thirty seconds into the song, an image of Bruiser appears on the seftron and stays there the entire time of the song! After the song is over, the lights dim once again, but this time a red light begins flashing around and Cowboy by Kid Rock hits! No one comes out for a bit, but hbk soon walks out dressed in his casual street clothes and once he gets to the ring, points up above and none other than daddy mack can be seen coming down from the rafters, much the same way hbk did at wreatlemania twelve! The crowd jumps to their feet and breaks out in a chant for him as he lands in the crowd somewhere, unstraps himself and heads on to the ring, slapping fans hands on the way! Once in the ring, mack does his thing and awaits his opponents! Then, slow by prffessional murder music hits and out comes rapid followed by paul heyman! He gets to the ring and does his thing and waits as well! He said, she said by limp bizkit hits and out runs johnny x on to the stage with his world title around his waist and kaci behind him! They make their way down to the ring where kaci kisses him, then gets out as the ref holds the title in the air and shows it to rapid and mack! He then hands it off to ringside and the cell soon begins lowering! All three men look up at it coming down, then step to the center of the ring, looking from one to the other! Once the cell is down, the ref calls for the bell and the match starts! After about a minute of intense staring, rapid lashes out with a huge right to johnny sending him down, then mack starts nailing some punches to rapids head, whips across the ring and looks for a clothesline, but rapid ducks and looks for a high knee! Mack moves and johnny meets rapid with a spear! Mack then dropkicks johnny in the head and jumps on him, applying a side headlock! Rapid soon gets up and elbow drops mack in the side, then picks him up and hits a suplex! Johnny is up and starts trading punches with rapid! The two go back and forth till rapid looks to back up johnny, but mack gets up and nails a spinning back kick to the back of johnnys head! He looks for one on rapid, but rapid ducks and the two men begin trading punches! Rapid looks to send mack back into a corner, but mack kicks rapid in the gut and comes off the ropes nailing a clothesline on him! He then goes up top and hits a elbow drop on rapid, then goes outside and throws in a few weapons, but rapid soon makes it up and joins him outside where he gets a sledgehammer and swings at mack! Mack ducks it and hits a few punches to rapids ribs, then slams his head into the side of the cell, rubbing his head into it! He then gets some leather bindings and ties up rapids arm in the chainlink siding, the arm of the elbow that is injured at that! Mack picks up a chair and looks to swing it, but johnny flies to the outside and hits a plancha on mack taking him down! He then stays on mack pounding away at him, picks him up and looks to whip him into teh steps, but gets reversed and slammed into them! Mack then grabs the chair and slams it over johnnys head, then rams his head into the side of the cell! He then looks at rapid, bashes him with the chair in the head, then drops it and picks up the sledgehammer! Rapid looks at him with a weird look and mack just grins, then nails him in the gut and swings, bashing his injured elbow with the hammer! He drops it and rapid just lets out a blood curdling scream, holding his elbow while on his knees now! Johnny is back up and comes from behind, hitting a bulldog on mack to the floor! He looks at rapid, but just grabs the hammer and looks to hit mack who his on his knees also, but hits a low blow on johnny who drops the hammer behind and sinks down! Mack then kicks him in the face and looks under the ring! He pulls a table and slides it in the ring, then grabs a ladder and slides it in as well! As he is grabbing a trash can with weapons, rapid manages to escape the straps holding him to the cell and runs at mack, clubbing him in the back, then ramming his head into the ringpost! Rapid cringes a lil at his elbow, but shrugs it off and looks for a ddt on mack, but gets shoved into the cell and the two starts punching away at each other till mack kicks at rapids elbow, then rolls him in the ring! He then takes the trash can and slams it over johnnys head before rolling him in the ring! Mack searches around and finally says f'ck it and grabs the sledgehammer, climbs in the ring and his immediately met with a singapore cane to the head by rapid! Rapid wails away at mack, his left arm kinda held back since thats his bad elbow and swinging with his right like a madman! Johnny soon makes it to his feet and grabs a cane as well, beating on mack with it! He and rapid go all out on mack, hitting him in every spot they can, busting his lip open, his head, creating many red welts on his back before he finally is backed into a corner, barely able to move! Thats when rapid turns on johnny and nails him, but johnny ends up taking down rapid with a back heel trip and lands an elbow drop! He then goes up top and as rapid gets up, johnny nails a missile dropkick on him! He then sets up rapid and tries for the x-ecution and hits it, covers rapid, 1.......2.........mack breaks it up barely! Mack tries getting to his feet, but johnny does first and brings mack up, hitting a suplex on him wich mack flips around behind him and rolls him up for a two count only! They both get up and johnny clotheslines mack, then sets him up for the mack attack and hits it, covers mack, but rapid breaks it up after two! He grabs johnny and knees him in the gut, hooks one arm and does a half ass retribution to him since his elbow is f'cked! Rapid tries for a pin and almost has three when mack hits rapid with a double axe handle smash across the back, then starts stomping away at him! He then picks up rapid and whips him into a corner, grabs a trash can and slams it down across johnnys head, then takes a singapore cane and lays in a few shots to johnny before nailing rapid with some shots as well! Mack then sets up the table thats in the ring and stands it in the middle of the ring! He then picks up johnny and gives him a ddt into a chair! He goes after rapid, but he is up and the two begin fighting it out, rapid kneeing mack in the gut and whipping into the ropes! Mack however ducks a clothesline and comes back with a flying forearm smash taking rapid down, then jumps up top and hits a moonsault on him! After that, mack grabs johnny and rolls him on the table, nails him in the head with a chair, then lays it on johnnys stomach! He then picks up rapid and smashes his head into a stop sign and rolls him on johnny, then lays the stop sign on him! Mack stands up the ladder and climbs to the top! He has about three feet of clearance when at the very top and looks down at rapid and johnny, then flashes a grin and leaps off with a frog splash, coming crashing down through both men and the the table! Mack rolls away holding his ribs while rapid ends up with part of his body draped over johnnys, so the ref makes the count, 1.......2........3!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner of the first fall by pinfall..................Rapid!

Mack heres this and makes it to his feet, grabs the sledgehammer and out of rage begins beating rapid unmercifully with the hammer till he is coughing up blood! Johnny tries to make it up, but cannot and mack just nails him in the head, then picks him up and throws johnny to the outside! From there mack goes to work on rapids already f'cked up elbow and makes it damn near immobile before finally locking in the show strangla and wrenching away at him! Rapid screams like a madman, but refuses to tap and tries making it to the ropes! At one point rapid looks to tap cause he can't make the ropes, but he doesn't and soon fades out! He struggles to stay conscious, but can't and the ref soon raises his arm up once.......twice........and finally a third time and it falls!

Lillian Garcia: Here is the winner of the second fall by knock out...........Daddy Mack!

Mack lets go of the hold and kicks rapid away, then looks down at him and kicks him and he just flops, so mack goes for the pin, but johnny makes it in the ring and breaks it up! He then brings up mack and looks for the x-ecution, but mack shoves johnny away and looks for da shows ova! Johnny grabs macks foot and spins him around hitting a spinning heel kick! Johnny goes for the pin, but mack kicks out at two! Johnny then pounds on mack some, then picks him up and whips him into the ropes looking for a spear, but mack leapfrogs him and has johnny turns around, mack nails da shows ova on him! Rapid struggles up and clubs mack in the back knocking him down! Rapid grabs the hammer in the ring and has mack gets up, he nails him in the head, knocking mack to the outside! Johnny makes it up and crouches down! Once rapid turns around johnny nails a big spear, then pins rapid, 1.........2.........3!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner of the third fall by pinfall..........Johnny X!

Johnny lets rapid go and smiles, then hooks his leg again and tries for the pin, but only gets two! He picks up rapid and whips into the ropes looking for another spear, but rapid moves and comes off the ropes hitting the exterminator on johnny! He looks for the pin, but mack is in the ring now and kicks rapid in the head! He then takes a trash can and beats on rapids head till its nothing but a bloody mess, then stands rapid up and puts the can over his head and upper body, then dropkicks him down! Mack picks up johnny and suplexes him onto rapid in the trash can, then goes up top and hits a moonsault on to them both! Mack takes the sledgehammer and starts wailing on the trash can with rapid in it and knocks him to the outside where he finally slips out of it and is holding his elbow and ribs with blood covering his face and flowing from his mouth! Mack is in the ring, bashing johnny with the hammer in his ribs, then sets up the ladder in the corner and grabs johnny by the feet and catapults him into hit! As johnny staggers backwards, mack jumps up and grabs johnnys arm, brings him down to the mat and locks in the show strangla, wrenching on him with everything he has in his body, every ounce of strength! By now, there is roughly ten minutes left in the match and johnny is struggling to get the ropes and stay conscious! He tries everything he can, even to break the hold, but mack has it cinched all to well! For the next eight minutes johnny fights as well as he can without giving it up, but looks to pass out! Mack however slaps him in the head a few times keeping him awake and johnny tries holding on, but mack tightens his legs even more, as much as he can and johnny having no other choice taps out signaling the winner of this fall to be mack! The ref calls for the desicion and makes mack break teh hols which he does and about thirty seconds later the match sixty minute time limit expires and the winner is announced!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner of the fourth fall by submission and winner of the match by most falls gained and new world heavyweight champion..................Daddy Mack!

Cowboy by Kid Rock hits and mack holds himself up on the ropes raising his hand in the air, then the ref hands him the world title and raises his hand up as the crowd bursts into louder than life cheers, chanting for daddy mack! Then, once the cell is lifted up, out of nowhere, a mysterious man runs down and jumps in the ring, grabs a singapore cane and nails mack in the back, then proceeds to beat in him with it! HBK jumps in and tries stopping him, but gets floored with a cane shot to the head! Viper then jumps up from the commentators table and jumps in the ring! He disarms the cane from the man and looks to lay him out, but the man rolls out quickly and gives a grin at what he did before heading to the back! Viper then checks on mack and hbk as all the kliq and da gangstas at ringside jumps the rail and slide in the ring! Cowboy is stil playing while skull and nash both hoist mack on their shoulders in the air and he holds his world title in the air proudly! Then, a famliar theme of All Grown Up hits and Stephanie McMahon appears on the seftron with a smile on her face! Mack is let down by skull and nash and looks on, his title on his shoulder now!

Steph: Hello boys, mack, looks like I am back and I am taking SEF back as well! See, those papers I had you sign were the ownership papers, but I had a special clause drawn up as well cause I knew you wouldn't read it over! So I am one hundred percent owner again and your out of management in SEF altogether! Same goes for your friend shawn who may have done great for this industry, but hasn't done nothing for me or my promotion! Now, there is actually one man in that ring I will leave a part of management, as a matter of fact, I will raise his position from just editor of the magazine to commissioner as well and basically, leave him in charge! Becuase if you think for one second that I am going to hang around SEF full time, your wrong! I am not even there right now! I am in my nice luxurious home in greenwich and thats where I will always be, so anyone have a problem, talk to viper! And macky, honey, nice win tonight, really it was, but my one match I will make is next week on carnage when you run a gauntlet with your title on the line! And to all of SEF, your on two weeks notice, cause of this place don't shape up, I will close SEF forever or until I see fit, since I am full owner once again! Have a nice night mack!

Mack just looks on with a disgusted look, but looks at his title and grins, then flips the bird to steph and motions her to suck his cock as she just looks pissed and the seftron fades out while All Grown Up hits! The show comes to an end with all of da gangstas and the kliq, even kid rock and eminem in teh ring with mack, all of them raising their hands in the air doing the wolfpac sign as wrestlemania comes to an end this year!