Extreme 5 {2/4/04}

[Taylor Andrews]

February 4th, 2004

Paranoid by Black Sabbath begins playing and pyro shoots off inside the Spokane Arena in Spokane, Washington. The camera moves about the arena capturing the fans waving their hands and signs in the air. After a few minutes it drops down to Joey Styles and Joel Gertner at ringside who are sitting at the commentators table, fans jumping around behind them.

Styles: Hello people and welcome to Extreme. We got a pretty good show here tonight and starting off is some handicapped action.

Gertner: Yea, D-Von and Matt team up for the first time against Scott Blaze, plus Ace is the ref and well, he seems a lil biased.

Styles: True there. Also tonight, a huge triple threat tlc Women's Title match, Sky Madden, Cassidy, and Cassie.

Gertner: That one looks brutal and Cassie wants to keep the title, but Cassidy and Sky are tasting it.

Styles: Plus there is that fatal four way for the number one contender to the IC Title and the tag team cage match.

Gertner: Lucky and Tyan are our for blood and will probably get it. Rock came in full of fire, but looks like he died out. Bubba challenges Mack for the gold as well.

Styles: That one is looking great, both are hardcore and want to be the best.





Handicapped Hardcore Match
D-Von Dudley & Matt Evans vs. Scott Blaze
Special Guest Referee: Ace Hart
The Hardcore Rules Only Apply To D-Von & Matt As Scott Can Be Counted Out or DQed For Using Weapons

All three men are in the ring as well as Ace who has a ref shirt on. D-Von and Matt run to Scott, but Ace trips Matt as Scott catches D-Von with a clothesline, then lifts him up and hits him with a ddt. Ace lifts up Matt and tosses him outside the ring, then Scott lifts up D-Von who fights him and looks to put him down. Ace clubs D-Von in the back, then Scott delivers True Perfection and pins as Ace quick counts.1.2.3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall.......................Scott Blaze!

The Only hits as Ace raises up Scotts hand and the two pose too boos.

Styles: Well, it was certainly one sided.

Gertner: No doubt, Ace showed quite a bit of favortism.





Hardcore Match
Mickey Dragon vs. Chris Jericho w/Chae Stratigias

Mickey and Jericho come out to the ring and look to fight when out runs Mack who ends up cleaning house and running them both out of the ring pissing their pants, literally. Mack gets a mic.

Mack: Mickey, your fighting both Dudleyz at Barely Legal cause I ain't helping ya out and the Dudleyz will be Bubba and D-Von.

Mack drops the mic as Cowboy hits and he heads to the back among cheers.

Styles: Wow, Mack showed them both up and made a huge anouncement.

Gertner: Sure did, Mack is great.





Triple Threat TLC Match
SEF Women's Championship
Sky Madden vs. Cassidy Michaels w/Randy Orton vs. Cassie Michaels[c] w/Strife

Back Fall hits and Sky walks out and heads to the ring. She gets in the ring as Wait And Bleed hits. Cassidy comes walking out and has Randy Orton with her. They walk down the ramp and Cassidy gets in the ring. The two women looks to lock up but wait for the thrid woman to get in. Never Gonna Stop hits, Cassie and Strife come out, and Cassie slides in the ring. Cassie and Cassidy lock up as Sky waits. Cassie backs Cassidy into a corner and lays in some hard shots to the head. Sky sees this and goes over to the corner and helps Cassie. Cassidy is seen laying in the corner. Sky smiles but gets a a fist to the head and backed into another corner. Cassie then gets takes Sky in the middle of the ring does a Russian leg sweep. Cassie then rolls out of the ring and tosses in some chairs, slides in a couple table and gets the ladder bringing that in. Cassidy has gotten up and runs at her, dropkicking Cassie in the head, then picks her up and nails a ddt into a chair. Cassidy then sets up the ladder and looks to climb up when Sky grabs her from behind and nails a reverse ddt. Sky picks up a chair and starts slamming it over Cassidy's head, then Cassie gets up and backs up on the top rope. Sky turns around and his met with a hurracanrana from Cassie. They both get up and Cassie kicks Sky in the gut, then powerbombs her. She sets up a table and rolls Cassidy on to it who is know bleeding, then rolls Sky on to her, takes a chair and slams them both in the head. Cassie climbs the top rope and leaps off with the Shooting Star Press, then slowly gets up and climbs the ladder retreiving her title.

J-Lo: Here is your winner and still SEF Women's Champion.............Cassie Michaels!

Never Gonna Stop hits as Strife helps up his girl to the back.

Styles: Damn, that match was one of the best so far.

Gertner: Sure was, those women went all out tonight.





Matt On A Mission
Host With The Most: Matt Matlock
Topic: What are everyones thoughts on Mickey Dragon walking out on SEF?

Born With Nothing, Die With Everything hits as Matt makes his way to the ring for this week's show. Everyone boos him. Some hits him in the head with a can of soda. He rubs his head but keeps going. He gets in the ring.

Matt: Alright, welcome to Matt On A Mission! (the crowd boos) Roll the footage!

We fade in to see Matt Matlock, no longer the SEF Chief. Just a lowly superstar. He has on his t-shirt, and holds a mic in his hand as he gets ready to do this week's "Matt On A Mission".

Matt: Well, hello. Welcome to yet another edition of Matt On a Mission. My topic this week was going to be everyone's thoughts on Mickey Dragon winning the royal rumble. But since his departure, it has changed. This week's topic is everyone's thoughts on his departure, and who Mack will replace him with. Anyway, let's get this shit going.

Matt walks along the halls until he reaches the locker room for SEF's newest stable, Lucky Unforgettable. Acting the way he always does, he opens the door not bothering to knock. All the members are in there. Scott, Tyna, Lucky, and Ace.

Matt: Yo. 

Scott: What the hell do you want Matlock?

Matt: I was wondering if you guys wanted to answer my question for this week's show.

Lucky: Alright, but hurry up.

Matt: Well, what do you guys think of the departure of Mickey Dragon? And who do you think Mack will choose as a replacement tag partner, and who will fill Dragon's spot at 'Mania?

Lucky stood up and walked across the room stopping right infront of Matt. She wrapped her hand around his on the mic he was holding and pulled it towards her.

Lucky: Who? Apparently it's no one important, 'cause I've never heard of him. So you know what, I really don't give a rats ass that he left, why he left and what Mack does about it. You know what I do give a rats ass about?

Lucky tilted her head to the side and smiled evily for a moment, as Matt shrugged

Lucky: I give a rats ass about my match on Extreme. Tyna and I are going to be kicking some serious bobsy twins ass. Incase you missed it girls, take a peek at what is in store for you.

She smiled sadistically as the re-run of the brutal attack she caused on Cassidy re-played on the television becide her. It was definatly her most brutal attack yet, the camera then turned back to Lucky and she spoke again.

Lucky: So Kassy & Lindsey, I hope the two of you have decided to stop reading, talking and eating, and are prepared for the beating of a lifetime. 'Cause luck is on my side.

Lucky laughed evily, as she pushed Matt away, causing him to run into the wall, she shook her head and walked back over to the couch. She sat down on Scott's lap, and wrapped an arm over his shoulder. She kissed him lightly on the lips and turned back to look at Matt, incase he had anything else he wanted to say.  Lucky sits on Scotts lap and the two kiss while Matt Matlock stands a few feet away waiting for another member of the stable to answer his questions. Scott clears his throat and kisses Lucky again before turning his attention to Matlock.

Scott: Listen Cheif...oh wait no, thats right...you were FIRED as cheif!

Scott laughs and Matt looks pissed

Scott: Matlock, You come in here running your mouth about how that loser Mickey Dragon quit SEF, and whos gonna take his place and blah blah blah. Really, you should be interviewing Lucky Unforgettable on how it feels to be the most dominant stable in SEF today! But, since your not, i'll tell you of my thoughts. Mickey Dragon is a loser! He thought he could make it in the big time but when push came to shove he got to the top and couldnt handle it, so he took his ball, and he went home! As for who Mack is gonna choose as his new partner to take on the Dudley boys, it really doesnt matter. Cause in the end, the Dudleys cant get the job done! Thats when the ONLY two legends in SEF, Ace Hart and Myself step into the picture and take away those tag titles from Mack! So really, it doesnt matter who Mack choses, hes just delying the enivitable. The fact is Matt, when you look at Ace Hart and Scott Blaze, your looking at the new tag team champions!

Matt: Well, thats a matter of opinion Blaze, but whatever, how bout whos gonna take over Mickey Dragons spot at Wrestlemania?

Scott: Well, i think its pretty simple...the only men in SEF that really deserves a title shot, are the ones in Lucky Unforgettable! Mainly...me. I mean, if ya look at some of the losers in this company...you tell me, who deserves a title shot? 

Matt: Well, Mack might be askin for a rematch after i beat him at Barely Legal.

Scott: *laughing* Your kiddin me right? You think that your gonna beat Mack?! God Matlock, you should do standup...listen, the fact of the matter is. After Mack beats your ass, Ace Hart and Myself will be taking his tag team titles from him, and then I personally will take pride in kicking his ass until he has no choice but to give me the Wrestlemania shot that i deserve! Now...unless anyone else wants to say anything to ya...then get out!

None of the others seem to want to respond, so Matt takes his leave and the scene fades out. Matt finishes his chat with Kassy & Lindsey, and then looks for still more people to ask. He comes across the newcomer V-5.

V-5: Are you ready to enter the fifth dimension?

Matt: Uh...sure. You wanna be on this week's Matt on A Mission?

V-5: Go ahead.

Matt: Well, I realize ya haven't been here for too long. But what do you think of the departure of Mickey Dragon? And who, in your opinion, will fill his spots as Mack's tag partner, and his spot at Wrestlemania?

V-5 just stares at Matt Matlock, as this is the first time the pair have met.V-5 also never met Mickey Dragon so he holds his chin, looking like he is thinking. He then circles Matt who now looks confused wondering what V-5 is doing. When V-5 finally settles down he stands next to Matt and begins to talk to him.

V-5: Hmmm...Matt Matlock, isn't it? You want me to answer a question that doesn't concern me. You're right though, I am pretty new around here and in my time here, never did come across Mickey Dragon. In fact this is the first time we have met Matt. But on to your question for your little piece on Extreme. Mickey Dragon must have worked his ass off to win the Royal Rumble. But to leave before fighting probably what would have been his most important match of his career confuses me. But if the reason for leaving was that he couldn't handle the pressure anymore then I respect him. The Tag Team Titles do not concern me as I do not have a tag team partner. Well, me and Courtney could easily take the titles but we have larger goals. Which brings me to Wrestlemania! Mickey was a fool to drop out this early on the road to Wrestlemania. But this confuses the people as now, after the Royal Rumble, the SEF does not have a Main Event to headline Wrestlemania. Knowing Mack, he'll throw some rookie into the match, expecting a quick, easy victory. But what if he was to throw that title shot in my direction? Yeah, V-5 versus Daddy Mack for the Undisputed Title. Wrestlemania is the event of events, the birth place of legends and if I where to win and become the Undisputed Champ, the Era of the Fifth Dimension would just get stronger. So Mack, listen to these suggestions and enter the Fifth Dimension.

V-5 smirks and looks into Matt Matlock's eyes. He then turns and walks down the hallway as the scene fades. We go back to the ring.

Matt: Well, that's about it for this week. I would have more replies, but no one wanted to give me the fucking time of day. Something about me being a jackass, and disrespecting that sorry ass Viper.

Someone In The Crowd: Matlock sucks!

Some other people start saying the same thing. Soon, the entire arena is filled with a "Matlock Sucks!" chant. Matt seems pretty pissed, and just flips them all off. He climbs out of the ring, and heads for the back.

Styles: Matlock sucks! Matlock sucks!

Gertner: What are you doing?

Styles: Well, he does.

Gertner: Sit down dammit.





Backstage

As Cassie sits in her room with Strife looking happy over her win, Mack steps into the doorway and looks her dead in the yes, then speaks.

Mack: Nice win, your doing tremendous in the ring, but outside, well another story, so as for being Commissioner, your fired.

Mack then turns and walks off down the hall and passes by both Dudleyz, Bubba and D-Von.

Bubba: Hey Mack, ready to go later on tonight?

Mack: You know it, time to show all y all what hardcore really is.

Mack then heads down the hall as Bubba and D-Von look slightly mad.

Styles: Whoa, Cassie fired, some shocking news.

Gertner: Yea, and the Dudleyz looked mad at Mack.





Fatal Four Way Hardcore Match
#1 Contender To The SEF Intercontinental Championship
Chris Walker vs. Andy Stone vs. Ryan Dunne vs. V-5

All four men are in the ring and the action soon starts. Chris flies at Andy and the two fight outside where weapons come into play and some get thrown in the ring. V-5 is beating Ryan into oblivion and soon ddts him straight headfirst into a trash can. He then goes up top and flies to the outside with a cross body block on both Chris and Andy. V-5 gets up, grabs a steel chair and slams them both in the head, then gets in the ring and bashes Ryan in the head. He looks pumped now and lifts up Ryan, then hits him with the V-Bomb and pins.......1...2....3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall....................V-5!

Enter Sandman hits as V-5 pumps himself up and poses for the crowd over his win.

Styles: Impressive win for the new superstar tonight.

Gertner: Yea, V-5 looks good and should do well here.





Tag Team Cage Match
Lindsey & Kassy vs. Lucky Falcon & Tyna Hilton

Both teams are in the ring and the action soon begins when Lindsey charges Lucky and tackles her to the mat. Tyna and Kassy lock up and soon, Tyna tosses Kassy into the cage and starts bashing her head into it. Lucky fights up off the match and nails a suplex on Lindsey, then tosses her headfirst into the cage. Lucky helps Tyna and the two give Kassy and hip toss, but making her land backfirst against the cage. Kassy falls down behind the ropes on her head and lays there nearly unconcious. Lucky then lifts up Lindsey and delivers the Lucky Break and start exiting the cage as Tyna climbs the ropes and delivers The Unforgotten to Lindsey, then follows Lucky out of the cage.

J-Lo: Here are your winners..........................Lucky Falcon and Tyna Hilton!

Its Murda hits as Lucky and Tyna pose together.

Styles: Damn, those two women sure dominated that match.

Gertner: Oh yea, very dominant, love them.





Leather Strap Match
SEF Intercontinental Championship
The Rock w/Ric Flair vs. The Jackal

Don't Tread On Me hits and Jackal comes on out with his title and waits with the leather strap, but no Rock. After ten minutes or so, the ref issues a count and awards the match to Jackal.

J-Lo: Here is your winner and still SEF Intercontinental Champion.............The Jackal!

Don't Tread On Me hits as Jackal raises up the title.

Styles: Man, what a bunch of BS, Rock sucks.

Gertner: I agree there, what a pussy.





Hardcore Match
SEF Undisputed Heavyweight Championship
Bubba Ray Dudley vs. Daddy Mack[c]

Bombshell explodes as Bubba comes walking looking intense. He gets to ringside and throws in some weapons and brings in a table setting it up and waits. Cowboy then hits and Mack comes a strutting out with his title and soon makes it in to the ring where he hands off the title. As he gets off his chaps, Bubba clubs him in the back, then starts pounding on Mack in the corner and laying in with hard chops. Bubba whips Mack across the ring, then charges, but is kicked in the head. Mack jumps up and flies off the ropes with a clothesline, then stands up and stomps on Bubba some. He recovers from the attack, then picks up a singapore cane and lays in some shots to Bubba's ribs. Mack picks up Bubba and looks for an irish whip, but gets reversed. Bubba looks for a clothesline, but Mack ducks and comes back with a flying forearm smash. Both men go down, but Mack hops up and looks for Da Shows Ova, but Bubba ducks and grabs Mack for a Bubba Bomb. Once in teh air, Mack does a quick counter and rolls up Bubba for a pin.........1........2........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall and still SEF Undisputed Heavyweight Champion...............Daddy Mack!

Cowboy hits as Mack looks up happy to have won and raises his title in the air. Bubba looks disappointed, but Mack extends his hand and shakes it, then reaise Bubba's in the air.

Styles: What a match, those guys blew the roof off tonight.

Gertner: True, Bubba and Mack did great.

Just then, Bubba got a weird look in his eyes and suddenly clotheslines Mack hard, then stomps him into the mat. Mack fights him, but D-Von runs out and helps beat down Mack and they pummel him in a corner. D-Von picks up Mack and whips him into the ropes, then lifts him up as Bubba grabs his head and they give him the 3D through the table. Bombshell hits as they leave the ring.

Styles: Wow, the Dudleyz just turned on Mack and put him through a table, they schocked us all and who knows what will happen in following days.