Extreme 115 {8/28/06}

[Daddy Mack]

August 28th, 2006

Before Extreme begins, before anyone speaks, before anyone comes out, the arena goes dark and on the tron we see a video of some guy, a scraggly beard and long hair almost greasy like, scars cover his body and he is shown performing death defying move after move, blood spilling from his head, barbed wire wrapping around his body ripping his flesh up, explosions going off when he lands. Clips of him shown in an all black suit and arabian headgear are seen as well, intermingled with the other pictures and they get faster and faster, then a flash to a still pic is seen............



So we open for Extreme in the Nassau Coliseum up in Uniondale New York, the sounds of "Posthuman" by Marilyn Manson playing over the pa as our cameras roam around the pumped up crowd.

Nick Miller: Last night's Cyberslam was a phenomanel show and we welcome you all to Monday Night Extreme where we just may see the aftermath of what went down last night, but what story do ya begin with?

Frankie Malone: Well what else other than Michael McMoney finally realizing his dream and capturing the SEF Title after a long, hard fought match!

Nick Miller: His dream yes, but the match not quite hard fought. Julie retained the title after a draw with Whitney and was in no condition to wrestle, yet she still had to be put down with a sledgehammer after McMoney cashed in his money in the bank contract.

Frankie Malone: Stop making excuses, McMoney is champ now and will reign as champ for as long as he likes, don't like it, heh, Kiss This!

Nick Miller: Your hopeless, butspeaking of that quote, of Impact X, after what we saw transpire between McMoney and Mack, what is the fate of notorious group? Also we have a huge eight man tag match tonight involving a member of IX, the new tag champs, and the new franchise champ going against the Hardcore Hellraisers, now-

"X" by System of a Down cuts off Nick as the crowd waits to see who it is, but when McMoney appears on stage with Remedy at his side and the SEF Title over his shoulder they boo like crazy. Velzian is with him and has Patricia at his side, both men are bandaged, the crowd showing their hatred, they despise these men, no cheers, all boos! They just head down the ramp grinning and soon step sin the ring, do some crotch chops, then McMoney gets a mic and stands with Velzian, their women hanging off them.

McMoney: Last night I accomplished a dream that only you people here can do just that about, dream! I live it, I am the SEF Champ, I am the best there is today and Impact X is still the best damn faction around. Mack stepped out, he let go of the reigns, he didn't like what happened last night, well too bad! We don't him, myself and Velzian, Remedy, Patricia, we are all Impact X needs to survive! Anyone got a problem with that, we only got two fucking words for ya all.........

McMoney holds the mic out some and all four IX members shout out.....KISS THIS! "X" soon rehits and the crowd just continues booing as all four members soon make their exit.

Nick Miller: A speech by McMoney, the new SEF Champ, short and sweet I guess.

Frankie Malone: And to the fucking point, that is our champ, the top man in SEF!

 



Singles Match
Carlos Spencer
VS
Chris Morris 

Winner: Carlos Spencer via Pinfall

A decent match with both men starting off fairly equal. Carlos counters Chris' Punisher move by throwing him into the turnbuckles and from there Chris has a hard time coming back off it. Carlos eventually puts him away with the Sexyback.



 

Triple Threat Match
Patricia Stratigias w/Andrew Velzian
VS
Jersey Sheridan
VS
Eva Carter 

Winner: Eva Carter via Pinfall

The match starts off with Eva and Jersey, Patricia kinda pacing herself and letting the two newer divas battle it out. Velzian gets involved a lil and Patricia is looking to put away Jersey at one point, but Eva dropkicks her to the outside and then hits a full nelson slam on Jersey pinning her for the win.

 



Singles Match
Tyler Moore
VS
Chronic 

Double No Show

 



We open up in the back where we see Sly dressed in his trenchcoat, his head bandaged and a pissed off look on his face.

Sly: I ain't go no time for bullshit. Last night we had a draw, a fucking draw between Velzian and Orton, well boys, ya both want a shot at the International title? Orton I'm sure wants a rematch that he never got, Velzian wants his ex wife Cassie, then next month at Extreme Warfare on September the 24th there will be a three way dance for the International title between Velzian, Orton, and Cassie Michaels and right now, right here I am stating it, there must be a winner!

Sly looks real mad now.

Sly: And to McMoney, like the theme of last night was, start a war, the war begins, nice lil cliche, but in reality, this war between that has just begun, you won't win, I guarantee it!

Sly's eyes just stare out intensely as we cut to ringside.

Nick Miller: Whoa, a match made for our next pay per view already and what a match and what a statement said towards our new SEF Champ.

Frankie Malone: Sly has no idea what he is in for, but if its a war he wants, he'll get it I'm sure!

 



Handicapped Tag Team Elimination Match
Losers Leave Town
Julie
VS
Eric Michaels & Suicido 

Winner: Julie via Pinfall

Um, what can i say, Julie simply dominates and destroys Eric and Suicido easily beating bot hand sending them out of SEF.

 



Singles Match
Red Flowers
VS
Chris Jericho 

Winner: Red Flowers via Pinfall

Red toys with Jericho a lot in this match showing just how crazy he is, but take shim down to the mat showing he is a good wrestler as well. After playing with him he finally puts away Jericho with Time's Up!

 



Backstage

In the back just before the main event we find Bubba Ray and D-Von talking with Spike seconds before the main event when Destruction comes barging into the room and just decimates the Dudleyz, they use steel chairs and Fuji's cane busting open all three Dudleyz and leaving them laying as if a train rolled through them.

 



Main Event
8 Man Tag Team Match
Hardcore Hellraisers
VS
Andrew Velzian w/Andrew Velzian + Darkness + Destruction w/Mr. Fuji 

Winners: Andrew Velzian + Darkness + Destruction

So we see Velzian, Darkness, and Destruction across the ring from Crash and Neo Monoxide due to the earlier attack on the Dudleyz. Thrash and Slash let Darkness tangle with Crash and Neo and they turn on Velzian throwing him into the steel steps, then beating him up the ramp and finish with a double spinebuster off the stage. They soon come back to the ring where Darkness isn't fairing too well. Once Thrash and Slash get in though the tables are turned quickly with the two men just dominating. Darkness is recovered and helps take Neo out, then beats on him outside the ring as Destruction take care of Crash and soon finish him with Totasl Destruction for the win.