WAR 81 {9/5/12}

[NBD]

September 5th, 2012



WELCOME TO WAR!

Nick Miller shouts out as the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit Michigan is rocked by pyro blasting off over the ring. "Another Way To Die" by Disturbed comes over the pa and this sold out crowd is screaming loud as ever ready for action. Nick sounding eager to call the action as he says.

Tonight is the night Shane Mack goes head to head with Xanthus in a No Holds Barred match for the World Heavyweight Title. It is round three between them and does to this, no rules to stop the action, just two men fighting for what only one can have!

Bob chiming in.

And its about damn time X got shown up by Mack after the last two screwjobs he pulled!

Nick saying.

Some major heat between the two which only makes this match that much better for all of us, plus we got Rick Reynolds back in SEF and he faces Axel tonight for the Iron Title. His trainer Frank Hussar, the large man who accompanied Rick last week, is here tonight and could be someone to measure up to Axel.

Bob saying.

And the nigga not shy about helping Rick either!

Nick says.

No he's not! The Icon Title is on the line too and Taylor Andrews opens the show defending her strap against Just Joe!

Interactive Icon Championship Chair Match
Just Joe v. Taylor Andrews(c)

A lock up begins the action with Taylor getting Joe in a side headlock. Joe shoves her to the ropes, but Taylor sliding out of the ring kneels down looking underneath. Joe comes over with a baseball slide dropkick, but Taylor drops out of the way. Joe slides out over the Icon Champ looking for a kick, but gets a chair jabbed into his ribs. Taylor getting up with a chairshot to Joe's head slides the chair in the ring. Joe falling against the rail and he gets a kick to the midsection from Taylor who drops him with a ddt to the floor. Taylor pulling Joe up rolls him in the ring, then she climbs to the apron waiting for him to get up. When Joe does the Icon Champ leaps to the top rope springing off for a clothesline, but Joe leaping up stops her with a dropkick to the chest. Taylor rolling on the mat and Joe grabbing the chair swings for her. Taylor rolling out to the floor reaches under the ring as Joe comes out after her with his chair. Taylor swinging another chair up to Joe jabbing him in the ribs again, then she drops it and ddt's him headfirst on it. Taylor pulling Joe up slides him in the ring, then grabs a chair sliding in with it. She waits for Joe to get up and slams the chair over his head, then nails a snap suplex on him floating over into an armbar grapevining his left arm. Joe screaming and crawling for the ropes gets his foot on the bottom one. Taylor letting go gets to her feet stomping Joe's chest, then on his forehead before grabbing the chair jabbing it to his ribs. The Icon Champ wedges the chair in between turnbuckles, then pulls Joe up sending him into into a russian leg sweep bouncing the back of his head off the chair. Willy Winka runs down leaping on the apron distracting the ref as Rappin' Robbie comes from the crowd sliding in the ring. Taylor ducks a clothesline from him and drops Robbie with a superkick, then runs over with a front dropkick to Willy knocking him to the floor. She gets up and Joe lifts Taylor into a death valley driver, then goes for the pin, ONE....................TWO...............kickout! Joe pulling her back up tries for a ddt, but Taylor twisting out of it applies an armbar on Joe. Taylor with a kick to his ribs looks for an irish whip, but she gets reversed. Joe bending down for a back body drop gets a kick to his chest, then Taylor with an sto into the T & A makes him tap out after about a minute of being in the hold.

Here is your winner and still Icon Champion.........Taylor Andrews!

"Foxy, Foxy" plays and Taylor rolls out to the floor getting her title slapping it to her shoulder. She grabs a mic lifting that up to say.

This is quite enough! I have defended this belt week after week against unworthy opponents and still get no World Title shot despite haven beaten the World Champion on several occasions. Burnout is the last time I defend this belt for thirty days and if any of those lowly chumps think they have what it takes to be Icon Champ, they'll be quickly reminded they don't after meeting me one on one!

Taylor dropping the mic just lifts her title up as "Foxy, Foxy" plays again and the crowd a bit bittersweet for the Golden Gal. She just heads around the ring slapping a few of the many hands reaching for her making her way to the back.

CWS & Ice Bull v. Paine Pushers
WINNERS RECEIVE A US TAG TITLE SHOT NEXT WEEK

CWS too drunk to tag out to his partner ended up grounded by Chris and Jason who were on their game tonight. The Paine Pushers absolutely tearing CWS apart as Ice Bull tried to get involved, but could only really watch his partner get pinned by Jason after a flying headbutt from the top rope.

Here are your winners.......Chris and Jason, the Paine Pushers!



Interactive Iron Championship Parking Lot Brawl
Rick Reynolds w/Frank Hussar v. Axel(c)

Rick cutting a promo backstage before his title match.

Last week I returned to dismantle that worthless waste of space Joe who just seems to not get it that he doesn't have IT! The only with IT is the Natural Sinner who will soon be Iron Champion of SEF after I get done schooling this so called monster Axel. Axel, please, do yourself a favor and stay home, forfeit the belt to me and save yourself you sorry son of a bitch. This is my ring and anyone daring to enter it will quickly realize they are out of their league!

And then he heads to the parking lot where Axel is waiting and comes charging across the lot. A black Dodge Charger of the late sixties model comes roaring over slamming into the Iron Champ who takes a hard hit into the windshield. The glass shattered and the charger braking rolls Axel to the pavement, then the car shuts off. Frank Hussar steps out in sweats and a muscle shirt moving around to rip up Axel for a spinebuster on the hood of the charger, then pulls him off into a death valley driver on the pavement. Rick then makes the pin, ONE..................TWO.................THREE!

Here is your winner and new Iron Champion...........Rick Reynolds!

Rick getting up and the ref hands him the title which he takes and hops in the car with Frank getting out of there as we hear Nick Miller say.

Rick winning the Iron Title with a lot of help from Frank Hussar who is a beast and now the Natural Sinner joins a group of elite grand slam winners. Taylor keeping her title earlier declared that after defending the Icon Title on Burnout she won't be defending it for thirty days.

Bob chiming in.

She has been racking up the wins and on a dominant reign as Icon Champ. Its gonna take someone good to knock the Golden Gal out of her spotlight.

Rappin' Robbie w/Willy Winka v. Cool Jay Lou

Jay using some kicks and springboard clotheslines to take Robbie out of his game early on. Willy at ringside causing some distraction allows Robbie to drop Jay with a clothesline and clobber his back with forearms. Robbie with a side slam and suplex followed by a bearhug tries to wear down Jay who comes back strong boxing the so called rapper's ears. Jay with kicks to the midsection leaps up into a spinning back kick, then he goes to the top rope. Willy on the apron distracting the ref allows Just Joe to sneak up behind Jay shoving off the turnbuckles to the floor. Joe with kicks to the ribs pulls Jay up and into the ring. Robbie with a powerslam pulls Jay up the turnbuckles to nail a powerbomb off the top rope and then he makes the pin, ONE...................TWO..................THREE!

Here is your winner.........Rappin Robbie!

The jWo standing strong in the ring gets booed heavily before they make their exit while Jay just mingles with the crowd not really caring that he lost.



Main Event
No Holds Barred World Heavyweight Championship Match
Shane Mack v. Xanthus(c)

Mack in the ring laying on the turnbuckles to cheers from the fans rallying behind The Showsteala. "The Way I Am" plays and out comes Xanthus with the World Title around his waist and a mic in his left hand. The crowd booing him a bit and the World Champ just sneering lifts the mic cutting his music to say.

Its a special night for tonight is the last time anyone gets to witness Mack in an SEF ring because after I destroy him, he will be leaving!

Loud boos for that and Xanthus heading down the aisle says.

Shane Mack had a grand old homecoming, but will now be sent packing cause SEF don't need him. We don't need you Mack! This is my home, this is my town, this belongs to me!

X dropping the mic rolls in the ring getting to his feet and rips off the World Title raising it high above his head. Mack off the turnbuckles looking up at the title, then to Xanthus and steps into the World Champ's face shoving him back a few steps. Xanthus lunges back with the title aiming for Mack's head, but The Showsteala ducking runs to the ropes. He springs back for a flying forearm smash, then rolls to the apron heading to the top rope. Mack flying off for X to the World Champ's chest pops up into a stomp on his head. Mack pulling Xanthus up nails a scoop slam, then runs to the ropes flipping off them into a senton drop. Mack rolling from the ring grabs a cookie sheet from underneath and slides back in, but "Indestructible" by Disturbed plays over the pa. Mack on his feet with the cookie sheet looks up the aisle to see Destruction making their way out in the old leather gear they sported before. The crowd cheering the monster of mayhem who head down the ring and climb in on either side of Mack who eyes them cautiously. Thrash and Slash looking at Xanthus suddenly turn to Mack with both men grabbing him around the throat. Mack kicking Slash in his ribs brings the cookie sheet to Thrash's face staggering the big man back. Mack trying for a ddt on Slash gets rammed into a corner, then ripped out into a spinebuster. Thrash pulling Mack up delivers belly to belly suplex on The Showsteala as Xanthus leans back in a corner. Slash pulling Mack grabs him by the throat, then Thrash does the same and they deliver a double chokeslam. Thrash pulling Mack across his knee as Slash comes off the turnbuckles for Total Destruction and the monsters leave the ring as Xanthus hops to the top rope nailing the Gangsta Splash on Mack. The World Champ gets up to boos lifting mack up for the Asshole Cutta and makes the pin, ONE....................TWO......................THREE!

Here is your winner and still World Heavyweight Champion..........Xanthus!

"The Way I Am" plays and the crowd livid with Xanthus who just rolls out getting his title and heads to the back getting bombarded with some trash. Mack in the ring hurting from the return of Destruction as Nick Miller says.

Mack in control until Thrash and Slash decided to return to SEF and cost Mack what was to be his fair shot at the World Title. So again The Showsteal gets screwed and Xanthus continues to reign as World Champ.

Bob chiming in.

Can't believe Destruction did that to Mack. Xanthus must have got in their heads somehow.

Nick saying.

Someone must have as they did a number on Mack who is just now on his feet and making it around the ring giving his fans some autographs and high fives. Mack and Xanthus clearly not done after what happened here, but what is to come will have to wait until we see you Saturday on Burnout. Until then, have a goodnight!