Homecoming {8/12/12}

[NBD]

August 12th, 2012



The crowd is packed in to the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit Michigan with every fan in there standing tall ready for the Homecoming to begin. Pyro lights up the place shooting off over the ring followed by Eminem's "Without Me" playing loud. The crowd rowdy and screaming loud as hell as Nick Miller yells.

WELCOME TO THE SEF HOMECOMING!!!

And the crowd still roaring now begins to chant for the hometown hero.

D-MACK...D-MACK...D-MACK...

And Nick Miller saying.

Yes indeed, D-Mack is back in Detroit and back in SEF and back in the main event at a pay per view where he is coming home too and coming for the World Title held by longtime friend Xanthus! A huge headliner for everyone to get their money's worth tonight, plus we have more action as a bonus. The monster Axel runs the gauntlet against the entire jWo who is down a man since Michael Mazzarone was crippled last week at Axel's hands. Tonight Axel tries to take out the rest of the jWo, but kicking things off we got Taylor Andrews set to give a newcomer going by the name Whisper a welcoming to SEF!

And then the lights go out only to slowly fade back on showing Eminem who performs his old hit "Without Me" live in the Joe. The crowd all hyped up for him as Em heads on down around the ring slapping some hands as he keeps on rapping. Once he gets back on stage Em finishes up and out steps Shane Mack making the crowd even louder. The two shake hands, then Mack points to Em and heads to the back.

Non Title Match
Whisper v. Taylor Andrews

Both women in the ring and the match begins with a lock up which both women struggle to get the advantage in. Taylor using her legs to push up stands her ground against the slightly bigger challenger. They break and Whisper grinning calls for another lock up, then gets Taylor in a side headlock and looks for a bulldog. Taylor shoving her away looks for a chick kick, but Whisper ducking it runs up behind Taylor with a knee to her spine. Whisper with a reverse ddt and then she heads to the top rope for Angel in flight nailing it. Whisper hooking a leg for the pin, ONE...................TWO...kickout! Whisper drags Taylor up into a corner nailing kicks to her midsection, then she leaps up for a spinning back kick to the head. Taylor dropping down in time and Whisper gets hung up on the top rope flipping over to the apron. Taylor running to the ropes springs back into a baseball slide dropkick to Whisper knocking her to the floor. Taylor climbing the turnbuckles waits for Whisper to stand, then splashes on to Whisper taking her to the floor. Taylor on her feet as the GM comes out with a mic yelling.

HOLD ON, THIS MATCH IS NO DISQUALIFICATION!

And then he charges Taylor for the Brogue Kick, but the Golden Gal ducking it counters with a superkick knocking the GM to the floor. Whisper on the rail and Taylor grabbing her for a whip to the ringpost gets countered and sent headfirst into it. Whisper pulling Taylor up rolls her in the ring, then reaches under it for a lead pipe and slides in the ring with it. Taylor on her knees gets the pipe smacked across her back, then lifted up by Whisper who nails a russian leg sweep using the pipe. Whisper pulling Taylor back up tries for Angels Revenge, but Taylor with a back body drop drops to her own knees. Taylor pushes herself back up and Whisper on her feet ducks a clothesline, then she looks for The Silencer. Taylor ducking in time drops Whisper with an sto into the T & A locking her in with a body scissors in the middle of the ring. Whisper screaming and trying to break free, but Taylor holding on with all she has and the crowd cheering the Icon Champ on. Whisper having enough taps out and Taylor let's her go rolling up to her feet as the crowd cheers loud.

Here is your winner........Taylor Andrews!

"Foxy, Foxy" plays and Taylor grabs her Icon Title raising it high, then scoffs at the fallen woman who calls herself Whisper before heading up the turnbuckles to celebrate.

Gauntlet Match
Axel v. Willy Winka + Rappin' Robbie + Jabber + Just Joe + Bullocks + Retarded Redneck + Horrible Harold

Axel in the ring and Willy entering to start this gauntlet match gets rushed by the bigger man. Willy ducking away in time let's Axel slam into a corner, but the monster turning around quickly and Willy with a jumping calf kick to the jaw. Axel falls into the corner and Willy leaps up to the middle turnbuckle raining down punches. Axel rips him up into a bearhug and rushes out of the corner slamming Willy to the mat with a thunderous slam. Axel running to the ropes springs back with a kick to Willy's head, then rips the jWo member up into a hanging suplex. Axel lifting Willy back up nails the Down Under Slam and then pins him, ONE............TWO............THREE! Robbie sliding in the ring jumps up to meet Axel with punches to the head, then looks for an irish whip. Axel reversing sends Rob to the ropes and he springs back into a leaping shoulderblock. Axel rushing into it sends Rob down to the mat in agony, then rips him up into a press slamming the rapper down to his back. Axel lifting Rob back up delivers a powerslam on him, then rips him up into the Down Under Slam and makes the pin, ONE................TWO.................THREE! Jabber out and climbing to the top turnbuckle waits for Axel to turn get up and delivers a missile dropkick to the big man. Axel staggering back and Jabber up with kicks to the midsection, then he leaps up for a spinning back kick. Axel catching him and launches Jabber into the turnbuckles, pulls him out and up for the Down Under Slam, and makes the pin, ONE..................TWO....................THREE! Joe comes sliding in the ring leaping up into a dropkick staggering Axel. Joe leaping back up into another dropkick again staggers Axel, so Joe leaps up into another sending Axel into a corner. Joe runs at him for a spear, but is met with a kick to the head, then gets rocked head over heels with a hard clothesline. Axel ripping Joe up hits the Down Under Slam and makes the pin, ONE...................TWO....................THREE! Bullocks sliding in a corner behind Axel crouching down. Axel up and turning with Bullocks charging for his spear, but a leapfrog from Axel who runs for the ropes springing off into a hard spear top Bullocks. Axel pulling up Bullocks delivers the Down Under Slam, then makes the pin, ONE.................TWO...................THREE! The Redneck hits the ring quick kicking Axel in his head then drops elbows to his head and applies a side headlock on him. Axel fighting up rips the Redneck up for a back suplex and they both roll to their feet. Axel with a pump kick drops the Redneck to the mat, then rips him up into the Down Under Slam and makes the pin, ONE..................TWO....................THREE! Harold in the ring rushes Axel from behind with a double axe handle smash to the back of his neck. He slams Axel into the turnbuckles, then whips him into the ropes looking for a big boot. Axel ducking it turns around quick grabbing Harold in a full nelson, then rips him up slamming him backfirst to the mat. Axel stomping on his head, then he rips Harold up into a press holding him high for a few seconds before slamming him backfirst to the mat. Axel with a hard kick to Harold's back, then rips him up into the Down Under Slam. Axel lifts Harold back up hitting the Down Under Slam again, then makes the pin, ONE........................TWO........................THREE! The bell rings and the crowd cheering a little for Axel who just looks around the ring ready for more.

Here is your winner..........Axel!

"Hells Bells" plays and Axel picks up Harold giving him one more Down Under Slam, then hops outta the ring asking for more. The crowd cheer him on still and Axel yelling at some fans to step in, then shoves a couple guys back from the rail. Security stepping in and Axel tossing them down to the floor, so CWS comes running down and around the ring. He has his kendo stick and cracks Axel across his back several times before nailing a white russian leg sweep. CWS getting up kicks at Axel, then pulls him into the ring and slides in. Axel up and running to the ropes springs off into a flying shoulderblock flattening CWS. Axel on his feet pulls CWS up into a hanging suplex holding him for like five seconds before dropping the drunk on his back. Axel pulling CWS back up nails the Down Under Slam, then rolls from the ring and yells at Nick.

GIVE ME MORE!

Nick just holding his arms up like he don't know what to do when Axel grabs him by his collar. Nick squirming in the big mans grip when Black Bob jumps up leaping into Axel with a forearm to his face. Bob bailing several more, then a kick to the nuts followed by a ddt to the floor. Bob on his feet kicking Axel in his head yanks him up in a front facelock slamming knees to his chest. Bob holds him tight, but Axel lifting Bob off the ground runs and drops him stomach first on the steel steps. Axel with a kick to Bob's head, then yanks the OG up into a press slamming him backfirst to the floor. The crowd booing Axel a bit as he continues this onslaught and more security rushes out, but the monster wipes them out and hoists Bob up into the Down Under Slam on the floor. Finally enough security floods out to drag this big man to the back with Nick Miller saying.

Wow, that Axel is a big man and seemed to have snapped wanting more people to beat up. Hopefully Bob is ok after the assault he took.



Main Event
World Heavyweight Championship Match
Shane Mack v. Xanthus(c)

Xanthus leans in a corner all casual waiting for his challenger when the lights go out. A spotlight on the stage shines down on the curtain where Kid Rock steps out in baggy blue jeans and a white wifebeater. Around him is the Twisted Brown Trucker band kicking off "Lowlife". Kid Rock begins the lyrics and the crowd loving get hyped up even more when Shane Mack struts out from the curtain. The Joe amplifies as loud as ever for Mack who dances around stage, sings a few lines with Kid Rock, then makes his way on down to the ring. The fans trying to climb over the rail as Mack dances on down, hops on the apron and steps in circling into his muscle pose. Mack pops up and disrobes, then circles around to the turnbuckles hopping on up and pointing to Kid Rock who finishes up the song. Kid pointing back, then the music fades and the lights come back on. Mack hopping down and the bell rings bringing Xanthus out in a mad rush. Mack ducking a clothesline and then he ducks a roundhouse kick from X catching him in a waistlock. Mack trying for a german suplex, but Xanthus with elbows flying backwards catches Mack a couple times. Xanthus running to the ropes springs back into a front dropkick sending Mack down. X up and heading to the top rope nails a moonsault on Mack, then leaps up into a stomp on his chest. Xanthus with a knee to his head drops down applying a side headlock on Mack. Xanthus wrenching it on hard, then rolls backwards hopping near Mack's feet to stomp the back of his left knee. Xanthus with an elbow drop to the same knee tries to apply the Motor City Strangla. Mack turning over though and he kicks X back into a corner. Mack nipping up leapfrogs a charging Xanthus, then looks for Da Shows Ova. Xanthus coming off the ropes ducks in time heading for the other side of the ring. He bounces back leaping up for a clothesline, but Mack ducks that running for the ropes leaping to the middle one. Mack springing back into a cross body takes Xanthus down and The Showsteala rolls up to his feet stomping on X's head. Mack drops a knee to his head, then lifts the World Champ up laying in chops to his chest. Mack with a scoop slam runs to the ropes springing back into a fist drop to the head. He hops up pulling Xanthus up for a piledriver, but the World Champ keeps his feet down and he drops down for a low blow. The ref, Jack Hines, seeing it calls for the bell, but the GM comes running down getting a mic and hops on the apron saying.

That was legal as I forgot to mention, this match is also NO DQ!

And Mack skipping over right into Da Shows Ova planting his foot to the GM's jaw sending him crashing to the floor with a thud. The crowd loving it and Xanthus catching him for the Asshole Cutta, but Mack spins out to his feet leaping into a dropkick. Xanthus down near the ropes and Mack running them slides into X baseball style with a dropkick sending him out to the floor. Mack lays on his side arrogantly as the fans cheer him on, then he hops up and leaps over the top rope crashing down on X with a splash. Mack hopping back up stomps on X's chest, then pulls him up into an irish whip crashing the World Champ into the guard rail. Mack pulls a singapore cane from under the ring shrugging as if it'll do, then goes for Xanthus. The referee though, Jack Hines, he grabs the cane causing Mack to turn right into a shot to his ribs. Jack unloading across Mack's back, then he hooks his neck with the cane nailing a white russian leg sweep. Jack gets up cracking the cane across Mack's ribs, then yanks him up rolling Mack in the ring. Jack sliding in pulls Mack up into The Corez Effect, then Xanthus climbing to the top rope flies off for the Gangsta Splash. Mack writhing in pain as Xanthus gets up nodding to Jack who motions to finish him off. Mack lifting Mack up for the Asshole Cutta rolls back to his feet locking on the Motor City Strangla. Mack in pain crawls for the ropes refusing to tap, but Jack calling for the bell.

Here is your winner and still World Heavyweight Champion............Xanthus!

"The Way I Am" hits and X let's go backing up near Jack who raises the Champs arm. Mack turned around across the ring sitting down just looks up in disappointment, then a bit of anger as the crowd are livid and booing loud. Jack hopping out grabs the titles for Xanthus who hops out to take them. He parades around the ring with Jack following and Mack just stands now, staring at them. He smirks and says.

Good one, but I'm still standing!

Xanthus and Jack heading to the back as Mack stands in the ring getting a standing ovation from the crowd, then "Lowlife" plays. Mack hops out slapping a few hands around the ring and on his way to the back as Nick Miller wraps up the show.

Shane Mack screwed here tonight in Detroit after Jack Hines called for the bell even though Mack never gave up to Xanthus. Maybe I didn't hear him say it cause I am not in the ring, but I do have a pretty good view, plus a monitor and Mack never gave up, he never tapped! Nonetheless, Mack is also not World Champ because he did lose the match technically and these fans not liking that sure do love The Showsteala and as he said, he's still standing! I'm sure we'll see him again, maybe on WAR this Wednesday which is when we'll see ya next, so until then, have a goodnight!