Carnage 12 {6/3/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

June 3rd, 2003

A pyro shoots down from the rafters and is followed by several as Sacramental Carnage by Sinister begins playing and Carnage kicks off live from the sold out San Diego Sports Arena in San Diego, California! The camera pans over the screaming crowd, showing many of them who are waving their signs in the air before it cuts over to ringside where Kid Rock and Eminem are sitting at the commentators table! 

Kid: What up Cali? Ya all ready for some hot ass action tonight? 

Em: God damn man, settle down! I think they are and you as well! 

Kid: Well fuck man, of course I am! Tonight is looking good, especially with that cage match! 

Em: Oh yea, I hear ya there! Lil Spike getting a chance on a lifetime against the man that is Viper! Should be big! 

Kid: Yea it should! I know Viper is an asshole to most people, but he is great and I want to see him kick ass, but also a part of me wants Spike to win it! 

Em: I know what ya mean! Spike is what he says, one tough lil bastard, but Viper is a big man and good in that ring, arguably the best ever! 

Kid: Uh huh! We also got a nice intergender tag match with the team of Blake Darkness and Courtney Michaels taking on Bryan Kanyon and Kayleia Manson! 

Em: Should be a good one there! Plus we got Velzian kicking things off hardcore styles against Paul The Ripper! 

Kid: Velzian seem more focused on his daughter which I don't blame him for, so this one should be interesting to see! 





Hardcore Rulz 

Paul and Velzian both make their way down to the ring! Paul immediately grabs a singapore cane and swings at Velzian who ducks and nails a couple rights before clothesline Paul to the mat! He then picks up the cane and goes to work on Paul before hitting him with the flatliner and pinning, 1............2...........3! 

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall...............Andrew Velzian! 

Velzian's music hits as he celebrates with Cassie! 

Kid: Damn, Paul got beat down quick in that one! 

Em: Yea he did, Velzian must be severely pissed over this kidnapping! 





Singles Match
Ricky McMoney vs. Sonny Corinthos w/Carly Benson

No Show 





Singles Match
Felony vs. Lisa 

No Show 





Intergender Tag Team Match 

Blake and Bryan start off in the ring locking up! Bryan overpowers Blake and forces him to corner, then lays in a few right hands before whipping to the opposite corner! He runs at him for a clothesline, but gets kicked in the face and clotheslined himself! Blake then gives Bryan a suplex before hitting a couple elbow drops! He then tries for the bulldozer, but Bryan counters with a backdrop and soon, both men tag out, bringing in Courtney and Kayleia! Courtney immediately fires away on Kayleia with some elbows, then suplexes her and hits a standing moonsault, pinning, 1........2.......kickout! Courtney pulls Kayleia up and looks for a ddt, but Kayleia charges into Courtney, shoving her into the corner and hitting her with a couple shoulder thrusts! Kayleia whips Courtney out into the ropes where Blake makes a blind tag! Kayleia drops Courtney with a clothesline, but Blake runs in looking to take her out when Bryan flies out of nowhere and nails him with a huge spear, then picks up Blake and hits him with the disillusion! Kayleia then covers Blake and pins, 1..........2.........3! 

J-Lo: Here are your winners by pinfall.....................Bryan Kanyon&Kayleia Manson! 

Superstar hits as Bryan and Kayleia pose together, celebrating their win! 

Kid: Shit man, Blake just got pinned by a chick man! 

Em: I know, that's funny as fuck! Course, considering the way it went, yea, but funny man! 





Steel Cage
SEF United States Championship
SEF World Heavyweight Championship
The US Title Will Be Merged With The World Title 

Spike Dudley makes his way out and climbs in the cage, US Title with him, then Viper soon comes out, World Title with him and Ric Flair following! He then steps in the cage and the ref takes both belts, gets out and shuts the door, signaling the start of the match! The two men just step toe to toe, staring a hole through one another! Viper gets a grin and backs away laughing, then looks to pieface Spike, but Spike shoves his hand away and fires away at him with wild punches! Viper reels back some, but soon knees Spike in the gut and whips him into the ropes, hitting a huge clothesline, turning Spike inside out! Viper leans on the ropes, composing himself after the surprise by Spike, then grabs Spike by the hair and looks to end it early with sinful, but Spike counters with a hurracanrana! Spike then goes up top and hits a cross body block on Viper! Spike jumps up and goes back up top, jumping off feet first into Viper's ribs, then grabs him and looks for the dudley dog, but gets thrown face first into the cage! Viper staggers a bit, clearing the cobwebs, then pulls Spike to the center of the ring and starts aggressively working over his legs, eventually locking an indian deathlock on him! Spike starts screaming in pain and tries breaking the hold! After a few minutes, Viper breaks the hold since you can't win that way and picks up Spike hitting him with a ddt, then goes into a corner and steps hitting Spike with a knee drop! Viper then kicks Spike in the ribs and grins before walking to the door and looking to step out! Suddenly, Spike jumps up and tackles Viper from behind, jumping on his back and locking in a sleeper! Viper struggles some and almost goes down, but back Spike into a corner! He steps out and recovers when Spike gets up top and hits him with a missile dropkick, then grabs him and hits the dudley dog! Spike then looks to exit the cage and has his head out the door when Flair grabs it and slams the door into Spike's head! Viper elbow drops Spike in the back, then brings him and starts bashing Spike's head into the cage, busting him open! Then, Bubba Ray and D-Von come running out and level Flair with a clothesline and some right hands! They then get a table inside the cage and jump in themselves, laying out Viper with the 3D! Bubba and D-Von are forced to the back and both Viper and Spike ate laying in the ring! Spike moves first and starts crawling for the door when Viper begins moving! Spike is getting close, but Viper grabs his foot and keeps him in the cage! They both then get up fighting and Viper looks to have Spike reeling when he tries for a suplex and Spike slips behind! Spike then pushes Viper into the cage and grabs him for a german suplex, but can't get him! Viper elbows Spike in the back of the head, then shoves him to mat! Spike flies up only to get kicked in the gut and hit with the unforgiven! Viper then turns and walks out the door, stepping on to the floor and winning the match! 

J-Lo: Here is your winner, new US Champion, and still World Champion.................Viper! 

Superman hits and Viper grabs both titles, gets in the cage and climbs to the top, raising them both high into the air with pride and honor! He then climbs down and drops his titles, grins at Spike who is struggling up, then kicks him and gives him the unforgiven yet again! Viper sets up the table, then picks up Spike and gives him sinful through the table before grabbing his titles and leaving! 

Kid: Holy shit, what a fucking match that was! We saw interferance from Flair, Bubba Ray, and D-Von, but most of all, Spike showed us all why he has the biggest heart in the business! 

Em: That's for sure! Spike Dudley is a great athlete for being a small guy and he isn't afraid of anyone, let alone Viper! 

Kid: He proved that tonight, but Viper also proved that he is the man around here, both did a great job! But hey, that's it for tonight, so later people, peace!