Evolution 11 {5/23/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

May 23rd, 2003

A pyro shoots down from the rafters and is followed by several as Evolution 169 by Nevermore begins playing and Evolution kicks off live from the sold out Greensboro Coliseum Complex in Greensboro, North Carolina! The camera pans over the screaming crowd, showing many of them who are waving their signs in the air before it cuts over to ringside where Kid Rock and Eminem are sitting at the commentators table!

Kid: Whooee, what up Greensboro? God damn it sounds fucking crazy up in here!

Em: Damn right it does! I understand why with the card tonight and Starcade only being two nights away!

Kid: Yea, to start out with, Patricia gets her rematch against Emily for the Women's Title, then later on it will be Bryan Kanyon and Kayleia Manson fighting Velzian and Cassie Michaels!

Em: Also man, we got that pink slip on a pole match where the winner gets a US Title shot and the loser is fired!

Kid: Somebody's gonna get fired, oh yea, fuck yea man! But the bets match is gonna be Jamie, the lowly lil bitchboy wannabe rapper taking on the legend Shawn Michaels!

Em: Shawn is gonna make an example of Jamie! That lil faggot gives rap a bad fucking name!

Kid: Yea, maybe we outta take his ass out ourselves, but Shawn can handle him, so on with the show!





SEF Women's World Championship

Patricia starts off with elbows to Emily's head, taking her back in the corner and hammering away on her! She then whips Emily across the ring and looks for a clothesline, but Emily kicks Patricia in the stomach and looks for the JLT! Patricia shoves Emily into the ropes and grabs her, rolling her up, 1..........2..........kickout! They both jump up and Emily slaps Patricia, then whips her into the ropes nailing a spinning kick on her! Patricia jumps up and gets taken down by a clothesline, then Emily kicks her in the head and looks for the JLT again, but Patricia counters with a northern lights suplex for two! Emily jumps up enraged and looks to ddt Patricia, but gets shoved into the corner! Patricia then looks for a bulldog, but Emily pushes her n to the mat, then waits and once Patricia is back up, Emily hits the JLT and pins, 1.............2..............3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall and still Women's Champion...................Emily!

Over Protected hits and Emily celebrates with her title and poses with Jamie!

Kid: Damn, nice match that was! Emily definitely has some great legs!

Em: Oh yea, but Patricia has got some nice assets, however Emily's legs proved better tonight!





Pink Slip On A Pole Match
#1 Contender To SEF United States Championship At Starcade

James and Scott start off with a lock up, James getting the advantage and pushing Scott into the corner where he lays in some elbows and chops! James then brings Scott out and gives him a suplex before going up top and hitting a cross body block! Both men get up and James grabs Scot hitting a death valley driver! He then starts climbing up the pole and grabs the pink slip winning the match!

J-Lo: Here is your winner..............James Tsunami!

Kid: Damn, Scott didn't have any offense in that one at all!

Em: I know, fucking slacker deserves getting canned!





Intergender Tag Team Match

Kayleia and Cassie start off in the ring first! Cassie really taking it to Kayleia, laying into her with right hands! Cassie whips Kayleia into the ropes, but gets reversed and Bryan knees her in the back, then Kayleia clotheslines her! From there Kayleia kneels down and lays in some punches on Cassie before tagging out to Bryan who comes in slapping Cassie in the head! He looks to pick her up, but Cassie kicks him in the gut and runs between his legs, going to Velzian and tagging out! Velzian comes running in and tackles Bryan and the two roll about a bit and punch each other! Velzian soon picks up Bryan and whips into the ropes looking for a clothesline, but Bryan ducks and comes back with a flying clothesline taking Velzian down! Bryan then picks him up and suplexes Velzian before setting him up for the disalussion! Velzian clubs at Bryan's head and escapes the move, then picks him up and looks for the career killer, but gets backdropped! Bryan waits for Velzian to get up, then runs at him and hits a huge clothesline him off his feet! Cassie tries coming in, but is stopped by the ref who argues with her! Bryan whips Velzian into the ropes and the ref moves, but Velzian collides with Cassie, knocking her to the outside! Kayleia runs in quickly and dropkicks Velzian, but really just enrages him! Velzian goes after her, but Bryan clubs him in the back, then picks him up and hits the disalussion and pins, 1..........2...........3!

J-Lo: Here are your winners by pinfall................Bryan Kanyon and Kayleia Manson!

Superstar hits and Bryan celebrates with Kayleia! Meanwhile, Spike Dudley has ran out and is now carrying Cassie backstage to help her!

Kid: Man, if Bryan hits that on Velzian this Sunday, he'll become the number one contender!

Em: Damn right he will! But what about Spike and Cassie, that's fucked up, lil runt getting her!





Singles Match
Chae Stratigias vs. Chloe Vaughan

No Show





Singles Match
Special Guest Referee: Daddy Mack

Jamie and HBK start off by locking up! HBK getting the better of it and slamming Jamie into the corner before laying in some rights! He whips him across the ring, then runs at him for a clothesline which Jamie ducks and hits a dropkick to HBK laying him across the second rope! Jamie runs the ropes and hits the 619, then looks for the west coast pop, but Mack shoves Jamie to the floor and begins a fast ten count! Jamie tries coming in the ring, but Mack kicks him in the head and finishes off his count, awarding the match to HBK!

J-Lo: Here is your winner by countout................Shawn Michaels!

As HBK and Mack start making their way backstage, Jamie gets in the ring and calls them back to the ring, but they just laugh at him and suddenly, a man dressed in all black with a mask on appears from the crowd behind Jamie! The man turns Jamie around and levels him with several right hands before dropping him to the mat with a huge jumping powerbomb, then locking him in a elevated boston crab which Jamie screams and yells like crazy to get out of and start tapping to get officials to help him!

Kid: Holy shit man, I bet that's the mystery opponent, but who is it?

Em: I don't know man! This fucked up though! Weird twist in the match, but I liked that!

Kid: Yea, Jamie deserves it! He needs to respect this business more! But hey now, the show is over for now, so see ya all Sunday, peace!