Bringing The X Back

[Da Gangstas]

The stage is set up and all the press are there, its set on city hall in Lexington Kentucky where a podium stands at the top of the steps. The street in front is barricaded off and fans are crowding all over the buzzing loud about this surprise press conference called at city hall when over the pa system set up we hear “Renegades of Funk� blasting loud, then a rusty Ford Escort comes pulling around the corner backfiring fairly loud getting some attention. it’s a late 80’s edition, looks older though and inside is hard to see for its very, very, very, very very Smokey, whoa, holy shit, its Smokey McWeed emerging from the lobby of city hall and approaching the podium to say.

Let that car through boys, that’s who were expecting!

The crowd getting excited makes security work to direct the car along the curb, then Xanthus emerges from the drivers door with smoke pouring out. He sports baggy jeans, sneakers, and black sweatshirt zipped up while Corez climbs out the other side in a black sweatsuit and sneakers carrying the SEF Title. Julie climbs out after him in stiletto high heels, leather pants, and a leather jacket zipped up while Mack hops out behind Xanthus sporting the usual jeans, sneakers, and cheap Hawaiian looking shirt unbuttoned. He shuts the door and slides over the roof, then X hops on top of it throwing the X in the air. He does some crotch chops to a huge ovation and then hops down heading up the steps with his crew. They get up behind the podium and Mack fires up a blunt, er, cigar, um, yea, and passes it around, but its Xanthus who takes the podium first shouting.

I HAVE A DREAM…

And he ducks down , then peers up all paranoid looking for a shooter, the crowd laughing and cheering, then he stands up smirking to say.

Damn, I always wanted to do that, but now on to business at hand and that my friends is Derek Helms, The Hardcore Daredevil and my opponent tomorrow night inside the fucking Rupp Arena!

Loud ovation now and X taking a hit from the blunt garners more cheers, then he says.

There is no bad blood as Derek said, but there will be a lot of blood when were done for The Hardcore Daredevil has yet to learn why I am the way I am. Don’t look for tonight’s match to give you a conclusive winner because in the end it only serve as the first of many bloody battles. You say this year is yours, well I say its ours and its about damn time for the X Rated Icon to get back into a groove. I been living low for a few years, real low, but here I stand a better man than before and more focused on what I love. Derek Helms, tonight you got it right, you know that its all about the fight of a lifetime, headlining the whole damn show. Tomorrow night right here in Lexington we are going hardcore and resetting the goddamn standard!

A huge applause now and Xanthus steps out grabbing his nuts, then raises his arms in an X and does crotch chops, then Corez steps to the podium. X hops over throwing an arm around the World Champ yelling.

ITS GONNA BE ONE FUCKING GOOD OLD TIME TOMORROW NIGHT!!!

Then he hops away doing crotch chops all jacked up getting the crowd fired up. X drops back now hitting the blunt with Mack and Julie as Corez looks out over the crowd.

[Da Gangstas]

The World Champion lays his title on the podium and rests his arms on top of it as he speaks in a sadistic tone.

Your respect is appreciated Derek, but facts are facts, you jumped me and while my brother here has you now, I look forward to meeting you whether its for a title or not! Hardcore runs deep in our family and in time you will learn that your one of many here in SEF, your just a common man like the rest of us working hard for the man. Well I work the hardest and I prove that by possessing this World Heavyweight Championship. The Corez Effect is the SEF World Champion and along with my brother Xanthus, we are the newest members to Impact X because its time the rebellion got into full fucking swing!

Corez raising the title up high as the crowd cheers him on loud. He drops the title to his right shoulder saying.

Not like we never been amongst the ranks of IX before, but at a time like this, its something special, its something big. This year is one of the most anticipated everywhere, it brings an impending fear of non existence. That is something most cannot fathom, but we here have come to understand something deeper, we know what really matters, we are the renegades of wrestling!

Corez spreads his arms out in a crucifix pose backing up, then does a crotch chop. He catches the World Title slapping it back to his shoulder and steps back by X. Mack and Julie are next to him and the crowd is cheering like crazy wanting more.

[NBD]

So Mack steps forward to give them more but Julie gets in front of him bending over the podium a little resting her arms on it. Her ass to Mack’s package and he just wraps his arms around her stomach as Julie yells.

ARE YOU ALL READY FOR SOME HARDCORE ASS KICKING FROM IX???

The crowd with a resounding…

YEEEEEAAAAA!!!!!

The crowd yells loud cheering for the group and chanting.

IX…IX…IX…IX…IX…

Then Julie says.

On Evolution you get that and come the ten year anniversary you get even more and I’ll be watching with a smile as my man leads the rebellion into the so called apocalypse because, well, I turned gay not because it was the latest trend like nowadays. When I was young and dumb and full of cum and went to LA I had a thing for girls, for women, no desire to have a man inside me, until this man behind me, my simple man!

She turns wrapping her arms around Mack planting a wild kiss on him, then twists around next to him doing a crotch chop. Julie stays at his side as Xanthus throws up an X and keeps enticing the crowd to stay pumped. Corez doing a little of the same mostly finishes the blunt and Mack with his hands on the podium says.

IX indeed my friends, we ain’t leaving this show, not now, not ever, for renegades never die, much like legends. Were in it for the long haul and its all said and done you won’t be able to walk a few feet without hearing about IX, without hearing about the X, without Mack there is no SEF. I found that out years ago during one of many so called vacations rehabbing whatever injury kept me out of action. I came back too early so many times all because of three words chanted night after night by every single person in the arenas…

And now the crowd of people start up that same chant.

WE WANT MACK…WE WANT MACK…WE WANT MACK…

And Mack raising a hand getting them to calm down says.

You got me and come the ten year anniversary show, Rick Reynolds has got me as well, locked inside of a Hardcore Hell where he can not run no more. No one can get in, no one can save him from tapping to the CNC and sending me on to face my friend, Corez, for the World Heavyweight Championship!

Corez stepping up now raising the belt in the air looks at Mack who looks to the champ and they just embrace in a half hug doing a crotch chop together. Corez slapping the belt to his shoulder throws an arm around Mack who says.

Ya see, it don’t matter if its he and I for that belt cause at the end of the night, IX wears the World Title and goes to Wrestle X, hell, could be that its an IX main event at WX, that is if Xanthus can win the rumble!?!

Loud cheers again and X jumping around shouts.

HELL FUCKING YEA!!!

And he does several crotch chops, then Mack says.

Whatever happens, it happens and we got no care if we gotta face each other for the next months or two, at least we know the matches will be phenomenal. But if we end up in a war or several, so be it, we got each others backs through thick and thin, we are the fucking rebellion and it reignites tonight and if ya ain’t down with it, then we all got a couple words for ya bitches…

The crowd yelling with IX as loud as they can.

KISS THIS!!!

And then “Renegades of Funk� plays again as they all do crotch chops, the crowd rowdy as ever jump all around and have a great time. IX moves out to their car among some guards who clear somewhat of a path, X sliding over the hood and hops in the drivers seat. Mack climbs in the back and Julie follows him, then Corez hops in the front shutting the door as X turns it over. It stutters and he tries again and again and again, beats the wheel and curses, then it fires up sputtering a bit. A backfire and the crowd clears a little, then he shifts it into first puttering away in the rusted out Escort, Mack seen lighting up a blunt in the back window it looks like, then the car turns the corner disappearing with the crowd heading down the sidewalk still going nuts and chanting…

IX…IX…IX…IX…IX…IX...IX…