Confessions of the SEF Owner (EVERYONE READ)

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The arena packed full of fans as the cloaked figure hiding his face behind a black bandana like the one covering his head, so only his dark brown eyes are seen. He looks down at the sea of fans and begins his descent as the lights go out. A spotlight shines down the man lowering to the ring by a cable he holds by his right hand, forearm fairly big and tanned some. Once he stands on the canvas the man let’s go and the cable rises up, then he motions for a mic to which Sara hands to him and backs off. The crowd in wonder as the spotlight remains on this cloaked figure who now raises the mic up to say in a bit of a muffled voice from the bandana.

It is I, the Informer, it is I the owner of SEF and it is I…

Then he lowers the mic in his left hand while bringing his right up to rip the bandana off his head revealing Marijuana Mack! The crowd cheering loud and Mack pulling the other bandana down, then he whips off the trench coat exposing his air walks, old loose blue jeans, and an old retro HBK shirt. The crowd chanting loud.

MACK…MACK…MACK…

And Mack just smirking waves a hand acting all humble, the lights back on and he raises the mic up to say.

Alright, alright, settle down as I got some shit to say cause ya see, I may be Marijuana Mack, but that is indeed a nickname as I am in no way shape or form the Shane “Daddy” Mack you all remember from the past days of SEF!

Mack appearing serious and the crowd confused buzz a bit as Mack says.

Ya see, back in two thousand nine after that little bus accident Fate came up with to write off all of Mack’s best friends as dead, he had enough. He had nagging injuries that would have put an average man out months before he took off to Japan which is where he has been ever since. He told me, do what you gotta do to save SEF from Fate, your ready to go, so use my name if ya gotta, but keep the dream alive! So I did it and I even dropped all but Mack from my name after only a few weeks yet I still fooled everyone, but I did indeed save SEF!

A loud chorus of boos and cheers for Mack now who shrugs and says.

And now SEF is doing just fine, so I’m done in the ring, well, after one more match at Wrestle X where Rick Reynolds will be leaving this company, my company! I-

The crowd cutting him off with cheers and Mack nodding his head ok, waits for them to settle down and says.

Rick doesn’t want to work a full time schedule and that is fine, he can do whatever he likes, outside of SEF. A great wrestler, but so am I and were both students of Shane Mack, the difference is I have been studying under D-Mack for the past thirteen years ever since we met through Wrestling Underground in ninety nine! I soaked up far more from that man and I have learned from everyone who came through SEF and I mean everyone for I have been the anonymous Owner, remember, I the Informer, heh, yea, not a very original name which just makes fooling everyone that much sweeter!

A cocky grin and the crowd again mixed with loud cheers and boos. Mack just shrugging says.

I worked with everyone who came to SEF, even the assholes who tried to bash SEF on the shitty circuit of MSN and Aimoo! We worked with every single sumbitch who was willing to work, but most of those bashers were not willing to work. They wanted hand outs, favors, to pull political strings that they didn’t even have with me. So many of these people from BUD, from W2K, from PWT even, and others, but those were the most notorious for wanting favors and doing no work. They wanted to rely on a reputation in a company somewhere else and not earn their stripes in SEF and I told them no, earn your way or take the fucking highway! They chose to bash me with made up accusations of pulling political strings when that is exactly what they did to Shane Mack when he went to W2K, what they did to Xanthus when he went to PWT, they screwed them over false accusations about SEF. Talk about indirect and cowardly which is why the circuit died out long ago and any of these OCW bitches are not taken seriously. Hell, Christian Vane is snooping around SEF as we speak, he came to SEF looking to get in after that last challenge to come on over if he was willing and he did cause were open twenty four seven, yet he has done nothing! So if you want the man who you talked to in a conversation and by the way, if ya really wanna shoot, then let me shoot with ya son! That conversation we had with Mazz and whoever else was in it was not over the phone, it was through a lil instant messenger where you bunch of unintelligent halfwits could not separate fantasy and reality! You wanna shoot with me, well son, you just got owned and your in SEF, so step outta the shadows or remain branded a coward for the rest of your life!

The crowd cheering for Mack who just shrugs and says.

And by the way, it pains me to have to do this, but the World Tag Team Titles of SEF are going to be be vacated and remain that way until we get tag teams in SEF that care. I know Xanthus and Corez care, but they have their own agendas as does everyone else, The Resurrector cares or he would not have poured himself out to defend them, to try and resurrect them. Well big man, I am here to tell you that you never needed to for those belts will remain what they are and if we ever get enough people to care, then we’ll bring them back. Until then they are being vacated as of tonight, hell, I already spoke to The Resurrector and he agreed, said he has the I-con Title to worry about, so that’s that folks, peace!

And Mack tosses down the mic, then heads out of the ring as “Simple Man” by Lynyrd Skynyrd plays over the pa. He slaps hands on his way up the ramp and heads on into the back leaving the crowd pumped up cheering loud.

[Taylor Andrews]

Mack walks on into his room finding Julie laying on the black leather sofa in a white gown covering from her neck to mid thigh, lacey at the top and silky. Her smooth legs sticking out and closed as she lay with her left arm up under her head smirking at Mack. The Owner of SEF moves on over sitting on the edge of the sofa and kisses the top of his Queen’s head, then reaches for a Guinness from the mini fridge and pops it open taking a drink. He sets it down as Julie sits up and pulls him down to her lap brushing his hair with her hands. Julie smiling just looks up at the door as a knock is heard saying.

Come on in!

And in walks Shady Smack with a blunt in his mouth running over to ask.

So Mack is the Owner, I’m back as an Interview, but get to bang Samantha still and smoke all your weed, and Julie, you asked me here, so hey, what’s up?

Julie chuckling just says.

Well for one you’re a funny little guy and two, I have a little revelation of my own to get off my chest, so listen up everyone!

Shady leaning back to sit on the edge of the coffee table looks all wide eyed mockingly serious as Mack stares up smirking. Julie just says.

Its nothing really big actually, just um, well, you see, May Jane was actually me and um, I was never with Smokey, just needed time off.

She looks down to Mack sad, then looks up saying.

We thought we had something to look forward to outside the ring, we thought we were branching out, but we still may!

She smiles down at Mack rubbing his head and says.

But yes, I am Mary Jane, well, actually, my name is Victoria as I revealed six years ago, however, Kalispell was only my birth town. My full name is Victoria Mary Jane and Julie, well, I loved my mother…I still do!

She looks about to cry and just looks at Mack smiling, then Shady gets off the table saying.

Well hey, we all love you and even Mack, well, nah, Mack sucks!

He laughs and Julie looks up laughing too, then says.

Oh, by the way, I had a bit of an announcement, not important, but none of this really was, but I earned the time. Anyways, I am offering my services as a hair stylist to SEF talent once again, well, I do make up too, a beautician I guess is what it I was labeled. Whatever, I’ll even conduct an interview, but enough, let’s get high!

And she takes the blunt from Shady inhaling deep, then kisses Mack sharing it with him. She gives him a shotgun, then passes it to Shady. Mack sitting up grabs a Heineken for his Queen and a Sapporo for Shady and that’s all folks!