New World Tag Team Champions, Plus Someone Gets Fired

[Daddy Mack]

The crowd packed in tight tonight awaiting some action hear the sound of "Pride" by Saliva and boo the arrival of CPS. Storms and Torres with their old ladies on their arms and their extra muscle flanking behind. Storms in a black robe with the hood up while Torres in black jeans and a black shirt with C.P.S. Across the front in white. A pair of dark glasses cover his eyes while Stacy and Sammy are dressed to compete. The crowd not very fond of them, but the group could care less. Axel and Flamez staying at ringside just look around all pumped up to bust heads in black tees and blue jeans. The other four in the ring and Torres with the Tag Title on his shoulder while Storms exposes the other around his waist under his robe. Storms with a mic lifts it to say with a snarl to the crowd.

Calm down and listen boys and girls. Tonight you get to see a Tag Title match right here before your very own unenlightened eyes, so watch and learn!

Storms dropping the mic and his robe steps out to a corner as Ms Greedy goes to the opposite corner. Stacy and Torres starting off in a tag match and here is Harry Hunter to get things kicked off and the bell sounds. Torres grinning and we all know what has to be coming and it happens. The Westsiders Edge falling after Stacy points to his chest, then she falls on top of him for the pin, ONE................TWO..................THREE!

Here is your winner and the new World Tag Team Champions of SEF..........Stacy and Ms. Greedy!

Stacy gets up as Ms Greedy comes in the ring with the belts. Storms enters with a slick smirk picking his girl up in a big hug. Torres getting up lifts Stacy up with a hug and kiss, then four of them all raise hands together to a chorus of boos until "Cocky" by Kid Rock hits the pa bringing Shady Smack out in a white suit with a little white tie even, damn snappy for a drunken high midget! He has a mic and stands on the stage smiling at CPS in the ring, then says.

Ok, ok, so that is how you want to play, well then first of all, Harry, I got a new ref for this next match, go take a break!

And so Harry Hunter heads to the back passing Smokey McWeed as Shady says.

Now second of all, I got a message from Viper and he said that from now on anyone who wants to talk to him or his old lady, who is Whitney Marret for anyone not living under a fucking rock, then you need to go through Destruction or simply come talk to me, the GM of WAR, remember that boys and girls!

A loud pop for Shady who smiles bigger and says.

Ok then, now on to the next match, another Tag Title match with Stacy and Ms Greedy defending their newly won belts against four teams at the same time. And yea, the rest of CPS is banned from ringside, so get to stepping!

A crotch chop from Shady who heads to the back. The crowd cheering loud as a livid Storms just kisses his girl and leaves. Torres, Axel, and Flamez with him, then we see Cool Jay Lou and Mesa come on down. Behind them are Chris Paine and Jason Price and finally we have Just Joe and CWS! Greedy and Stacy hopping out of the ring as the other teams fill it up and once CWS enters he goes nuts on everyone. Jay and Mesa going for Joe as Chris and Jason tangle with the drunk. Stacy and Greedy stay back watching for a spot to attack while the boys keep fighting. Jay and Mesa with a double russian leg sweep on Joe head to the top for the West Coast Crash and the pin from Jay, ONE..............TWO.....Stacy slides in bashing Jay across the back of his head with her title belt. Mesa going for her, but Greedy with a chair climbs in slamming it over his head. Jason finishing the Triple Threat on CWS while Chris takes Stacy down looking for an ankle lock. Jason stopping Greedy with a running dropkick knocking her down scrambles in to lock on Priceless. Both ladies screaming, but Stacy rolling free springs off the ropes with a baseball slide dropkick to Jason breaking his hold on Greedy. Chris with an elbow drop to Stacy pulls her up into a snap suplex, then floats over into a front facelock. He yanks her up going for The Shoot as Jason is pulled up by Greedy for a ddt. Jason with a northern lights suplex bridging for the pin, ONE................TWO........kickout! Stacy locked in The Shoot crawls for the ropes as Greedy tries to get to her, but gets caught in Triple Threat by Jason who heads to the top rope nailing Pay The Price. He hits Greedy and goes for the pin, ONE............TWO.........Jay breaks it up and yanks Jason up into a piledriver. And then Shane Mack and Jake Voss come down yanking CWS and Joe to the floor sending them into the ringpost and steel steps. Bill Roberts and The Grand Minoru come sliding in the ring pulling Chris Paine up into an irish whip. They catch him with the Rebellion Rush as Mesa heads to the top rope nailing the Aerial Arabian Assault. Jay with the West Coast Splash to Jason as Mesa pins Chris, ONE................TWO..................THREE!

Here are your winners and new World Tag Team Champions...........Cool Jay Lou and Mesa!

Mack and Jake in the ring celebrating with the rest of iX and they lift Jay on their shoulders. Bill and Minoru doing the same to Mesa and they get handed the titles raising them high to loud cheers and "Renegades of Funk" by Rage Against The Machine. The Champs getting to their feet and iX making their way to the back when Viper comes out on the stage staring down to Mack looking pissed. A mic in his right hand which he lifts up to say.

Your little mini me midget bitch may have got Jay and Mesa in that match this time, but no more for he  is no longer GM and well were at it, I fired Sly for living up to his name too well and working with CPS. So Frankie is in charge of WAR, of SEF productions from here on out, well of course he answers to me, you all do, but he is the only who directly answers to me from now on. All of you, everyone in the back, talk to Frankie, I''ll be watching from the back with Whitney!

A bunch of crotch chops to Viper and iX heads up the ramp when Destruction steps out. Viper pulling them back avoids a confrontation letting iX have their moment on stage crotch chopping to the crowd with their new gold. Then to the back they go, Mack separating from the pack to a small dressing room down the hall makes his way inside the door to the ten by ten room. A sofa and a TV with closed circuit hooked up and Sara Marie lounging in a short white skirt and a black bikini top with spaghetti straps. She's busy on her iphone, though she smiles at Mack saying.

Hi Daddy!

Mack rolling his eyes, but smirks as he sits down asking.

So may I have a Guinness or do I gotta spank ya?

Sara leaning over the arm of the sofa giving him a good view of her ass and blue thong grabbing a bottle from the mini fridge. She sits back down handing it to Mack who leans forward popping the top off on the edge of the small table where he sits the bottle after tanking a drink. Mack picking up a clear glass bong and a black BIC lights up the bowl, fills the bong, and drops the lighter. He slides the bowl up sucking up the smoke in one hit, leans back and exhales with a smooth grin. Mack setting the bong takes a drink of beer, then turns to Sara who is into her phone still.

So you ready to get fucked or what?!

Sara dropping her phone to the table turns leaning back on the sofa spreading her legs for Mack who grins and pops up into Da Shows Ova!