A Triple Threat (Diamond Dogg promo)

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PM Subscribe Thread Rank： Score：0 Posts：0 From：Unknown Register：09-20-2018 7:36 PM IP：96.254.131.203

Date Posted：01-10-2010 6:23 PMCopy HTML Fade in... The camera cuts into to a close up of a strange man. He stands in front of the R & R Sportsplex. He is chewing what appears to be tobacco. Camera man: Hey man, we're on. (the man spits some tobacco juice on the ground) DD: So, back again in SEF huh? Well... this time, Diamond Dogg intends to stay. This time, Diamond Dogg intends to win. This time, Diamond Dogg intends to be the best, that Diamond Dogg can be. This time... Diamond Dogg will reign supreme. This time... Diamond Dogg will really bring the violence. This time Diamond Dogg will be king. (the camera quickly zooms out, before zooming back in) DD: This week, in Diamond Dogg's return match, Diamond Dogg is up against a couple of skanks called Eden St. Claire and Ravenna Crow. It's a Triple Threat Match. Just more meat for the grinder as they say huh? Diamond Dogg is ready, willing and able, to smack these bitches up. Diamond Dogg doesn't care who you are or what your age, gender or religion is. Anyone who steps up to Diamond Dogg, is fair game. Diamond Dogg loves violence. Diamond Dogg is nothing without violence. (Diamond Dogg pauses, and spits on the ground) DD: Diamond Dogg says to everyone he crosses "Hurt Diamond Dogg more!" Diamond Dogg needs violence, like people need to breathe. Diamond Dogg is pure. Diamond Dogg lives only for violence. Come this Wednesday night on Extreme, Eden St. Claire and Ravenna Crow, you two nasty ho's are going to find out that it's best not to cross Diamond Dogg. Diamond Dogg looks forward locking on the Beast Choker on both of you. Diamond Dogg looks forward to kicking the crap out of you both. DD: They say diamonds are a women's best friend. If so, it speaks volumes of how materialistic and shallow women really are. But Diamond Dogg promises you both, that this Wednesday night, neither of you will want to hear about diamonds ever again. This week, Diamond Dogg will show you, that Diamonds are neither a women's best friend, nor are dogs a man's best friend. (Diamond Dogg spits on the ground again) DD: Diamond Dogg is done for now. Diamond Dogg then walks away, and leaves the camera to follow him. As the camera follows Diamond Dogg, the camera fades into darkness... TBC by: Nobody!