Carnage 13 {6/10/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

June 10th, 2003

A pyro shoots down from the rafters and is followed by several as Sacramental Carnage by Sinister begins playing and Carnage kicks off live from the sold out American Airlines Arena in Miami, Florida! The camera pans over the screaming crowd, showing many of them who are waving their signs in the air before it cuts over to ringside where Kid Rock and Eminem are sitting at the commentators table! 

Kid: Yo, yo, what up Miami? Hows ya all people doing tonight? 

Em: Sounds pretty wild up in here man! Guess their all ready for some action! 

Kid: Good, cause here in SEF, we got all the action they need! 

Em: You damn right! Tonight we kick off with two King of the Ring qualifying matches and also, we got a handicapped match with Big Poppa Pump taking on both Dudleyz! 

Kid: And if lil Scotty wins, he gets a shot at the Tag Titles with a partner of his choice! I personally hope The Dudleyz cream him! 

Em: I don't blame ya man! But hey, the main event is shaping up nicely, Jeff Hardy and Viper in a ladder match! 

Kid: God damn man, this is one is gonna be off the charts! 

Em: Yea it is! Jeff is supposedly the king of ladder matches, yea right, but Viper is the champ and pretty much, most dominant one ever! 

Kid: True to that man! Jeff is a bitch, but is willing to take some risks, so this one should be good! 





KOTR Qualifying Match 

Kevin Nash makes his way out to the ring and waits for a while! Andrew Velzian doesn't show up, so the ref issues a ten count and awards the match to Nash! 

J-Lo: Here is your winner by countout.................Kevin Nash! 

Kid: Man, I guess Velzian had more important matters to worry about huh! 

Em: Probably his kid man! Courtney still has her and all, so ya know! 





KOTR Qualifying Match 

Chris Cage makes his way out to the ring and waits for a while! Paul The Ripper doesn't show up, so the ref issues a ten count and awards the match to Cage! 

J-Lo: Here is your winner by countout...............Chris Cage! 

Kid: Damn man, two people no showed in the first two matches, that's fucked up! 

Em: Yea, but hey, Nash and Cage both got easy wins for the tournament! 





Singles Match
Marshall 'Halo' Mage vs. Kane 

No Show 





Handicapped Tag Team Match
If Steiner Wins, He Will Receive A Tag Title Shot At KOTR With A Partner Of His Choice 

The match starts off with Scott Steiner in the ring and both Dudleyz in their corner deciding on who goes first! D-Von pushes Bubba away and charges in at Steiner who ducks a clothesline and starts nailing D-Von with some chops and right hands! He then picks up D-Von in a press slam and raises him up and down before dropping D-Von face first into the mat! Bubba runs in, but gets caught in a belly to belly suplex by Steiner! Bubba rolls out of the ring as D-Von gets up and stomps on Steiner, then hits him with a ddt! D-Von goes up top and looks for a headbutt, but Steiner moves! D-Von grabs his head and Steiner gets up, picks up D-Von and whips him into the ropes! As D-Von hits the ropes, Bubba tags him and as Steiner clothesline D-Von, Bubba runs in and clotheslines Steiner, then starts pounding on him with fists! The ref though did not see the tag, so he forces Bubba back into his corner! Steiner gets up as does D-Von and they trade punches for a while till Steiner levels D-Von with some chops, then gives him a ddt! He picks up D-Von and looks for an irish whip, but as D-Von comes back, he nails Steiner with back elbow! He then has Bubba hold up Steiner and runs at him, but Steiner moves and D-Von nails Bubba! Steiner grabs D-Von from behind and hits a reverse ddt, then pins, 1...........2...........3! 

J-Lo: Here is your winner by pinfall................Scott Steiner! 

911 hits as Steiner celebrates his win, but suddenly, Kid Rock jumps in the ring with a steel chair and slams Steiner in the back, then repeats that a few times, leaving him laying! Kid kicks him once in the ribs before going back to the commentator's table! 

Em: Damn dogg, I guess you exacted a lil revenge huh? 

Kid: Fuck yea! Ya woulda thought Steiner had respect for a fellow Michigan boy, but I guess not! 





Ladder Match 

Jeff makes his way out to the ring, doing his thing, then out comes the World Champ, Viper followed by Ric Flair! The ref hangs the title above the ring, then Jeff and Viper stand in the center of the ring staring a hole through one another, Jeff occasionally looking up at the title! Viper soon grins at him and starts backing off, but nails Jeff with a right hand, then unleashes on him with a fury of punches before whipping Jeff into the ropes and hitting a high knee on him! Viper then picks up Jeff and suplexes him, then hits a couple elbow drops on him and follows it up with a hard ddt! Viper kicks Jeff in the gut and hops outside the ring, grabbing the ladder and sliding it in! He also searches around and finds a sledgehammer, then gets back in the ring! Jeff is now up and runs at Viper, knocking him down with a forearm smash, then going up top and hitting a corkscrew moonsault! Jeff grabs the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring, then starts climbing, but Viper makes it up and grabs Jeff in a powerbomb position, then slams him down as hard as he can! Viper picks up his sledgehammer and waits for Jeff to get up! Once Jeff is up, Viper thrusts the sledgehammer straight into Jeff's head, sending him flying backwards and bleeding from the forehead like crazy! Viper then picks him up and hits The Unforgiven! Viper then climbs the ladder and retrieves his title! 

J-Lo: Here is your winner and still World Champion...............Viper! 

Superman hits as Viper celebrates with his title and Flair before heading backstage! 

Kid: Damn, nice match! Jeff put up a lil effort, but in the end Viper was too much! 

Em: Man, Viper may be too much for anyone in SEF, he's fucking unbeatable! 

Kid: That's the way it seems man, but there has to be someone ready to step it up! Anyways though, we'll see ya all later, peace people!