Extreme 122 {10/23/06}

[Daddy Mack]

October 23rd, 2006

So we open up to the Owensboro Sports Center in Owensboro, Kentucky and over the pa we hear "Posthuman" playing. Our cameras roam the arena scanning over the the cheering, screaming crowd.

Nick Miller: Hello everyone, welcome to Monday Night Extreme brought to you as always by SEF! Tonight is our last show before the End of Days pay per view this Sunday and it looks to be quite a good one.

FED: Like I always say, with mesa on the card it is great and tonight he is in the main event, so it will be phenomenal!

Nick Miller: Well I agree again that he is good and will bring his part, but we also for got talent like Skull and Chris Orton opposing them, plus Xanthus and McMoney are good when they show skill instead of underhanded tactics.

FED: About time you recognized their abilities in the ring!

Nick Miller: I always have. Besides the main event we got Whitney Marret returning to action and she faces Velzian in a loser wears a dress match, interesting.

FED: It'll be funny to see Velzian in a dress.

Nick Miller: Yea, he probably will end up in it and he deserves it. Neo Monoxide also returns to action and faces Darkness, plus Nick Torres is in action this week against Chris Jericho.

FED: Outta be a breeze after last week for Torres, guy pretty good. Neo and Darkness one more time, so called hardcore match, yea right!

Nick Miller: I think we'll see anopther good showing by both, they seem to bring out something in each other. Now then lets get on with the show.





Brittany Fox: The following is the opening match and it is scheduled for one fall. In the ring already, from Winnipeg Manitoba Canada, he weighs 231 poubds, Chris Jericho!

The crowd boos and then "Regular People" hits the pa and we see Nick come walking out on stage and head down the ramp. He kinda eases his way down in a cool fashion, does some hand gestures and crotch chops, motions his hands sliding as he walks and just grins the whole time.

Brittany Fox: Making his way to the ring from Seattle Washington, he weighs 280 pounds, Nick Torres!

He casually walk up the steps, then gets into the ring and gets a lil pumped as he stomps his legs bending down while pointing his thumbs to himself. Nick will soon get up and spread his arms out quickly bringing them down, then starts the match by throwing his toothpick at Jericho who tries swatting it away. Torres fires off some right hands, then whips Jericho across the ring and catches him in a counter of a cross body. Nick just grins and steps around a few times, then drops back tossing Jericho over his head with The Westside.

Nick Miller: Big move early on by Torres, could be a sign of how this match goes.

FED: Probably!

Torres gets up and grins, then lifts up Jericho and walks him to a corner ramming his head into it. He lifts Jericho up on the turnbuckles, then bends him down clubbing him in the back. Torres hooks for a front face;lock it seems, but drops back ddting Jericho off the top rope to the mat.

Nick Miller: Oh damn, that looked painful.

FED: And I imagine it was.

Torres just stands up and looks ever so cocky, then pulls up Jericho tucks his head between his legs, holds his arms in a crucifix and then lifts Jericho up and over, then down nailing the Westsiders Edge. Torres is on his knees and holds a finger to Jericho's chest for a pin, 1.............2...............3!

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall, Nick Torres!

"Regular People" hit the pa now and Torres just stands up with a grin, gets cheered quite heavily and he just laughs at Jericho.

Nick Miller: One sided match, pretty cocky showing by Torres.

FED: Yea, but againt Jericho who wouldn't be?!





We cut backstage to find Chris Orton standing near some girl, not sure who she is, just some chick. He has a bottle of water in his hand and his other hand on the wall next to the girl and he just smirks as the two talk, he's obviously hitting on her. He wears his ring gear and his new t-shirt that is avaiable only at SEF Shopzone, pick yours up today. Anyways, we see Mesa come walking up and push Orton slightly, then step into his face and just stare directly into his eyes intensely and deranged almost. Orton stares back, neither speaks, the girl steps away scared and Orton soon says something.

Orton: What the hell do you want?

Mesa just stays silent and keeps staring, his eyes grow insane it seems.

Nck Miller: Odd, wonder why Mesa isn't saying anything?

FED: Idiot, he knows no english!

Nick Miller: Oh!

Orton finally shoves Mesa back and holds up a fist to punch him, but Mesa stays back and we know why. Thrash and Slash who make up Destruction the rest of the DA come from behind clobbering Orton in the back and push him to Mesa who catches Orton what looks like the CKO on the floor.

FED: Oh yea, Orton's own move, way to go Mesa!

Thrash and Slash look to pick him up, but Mesa motions no and just walks off with them.

Nick Miller: That was low, a three on one assault, you actually lead those men?

FED: Yea, matter of fact I do and I'm proud to say it! They are the best of the best, FACT!

Nick Miller: We'll see if they are.

FED: We already have!

Nick Miller: If you say so.





So up next is the triple threat of the night and we find Carlos Spencer and Steve Weigel in the ring awaiting David Arana. We all await him to start the match, but the SEFTron soon comes to life and we go to the back where Chris Jericho is wearing Arana out with a steel chair. He lays facedown on the floor bleeding as Jericho repeatedly slams the chair into his back. Jericho finally stops and just looks down at Arana with a sick smile.

Y2J: You jackass, your going down this Sunday!

Suddenly we see Neo Monoxide come from behind Jericho dropkicking him in the back sending him to the floor. Neo jumps up with the chair and slams it into Jericho's back, then lets it drop in his hand.

Neo: This Sunday I walk out the winner you washed up son of-

Darknees: Hey twit, lets get this on!

Neo turns seeing Darkness stand down the hall with a scythe in his hand. Neo lifts the chair and starts running down at Darkness who readies himself, but Neo stops and throws up the chair at Darkness, then rushs him with a flurry of punches. The two end up fighting down the hall, but we cut back to ringside.

Nick Miller: Seems Neo and Darkness are starting early, but we have a match in the ring first.



Carlos and Steve who were watching on shrug as the bell rings and they look to start things. The lights dim though and a yellow light begins flashing around the arena as some shitty music hits the pa, a mix of the nWo theme with some rap music, real fucked up.

Nick Miller: What the hell is going on now?

FED: Who knows, this match was gonna be a bore anyways.

We then see Westside Wanksta flanked by Bob the Bruiser and Flamez come walking out down the ramp. Harry and Eddie Boombastic come from the crowd behind Carlos and Steve who are directed to the ramp. Wanksta heads up the steps as Bob slides in the ring and Flamez comes in over the top rope. The Wanksta gets betwene Bob and Flamez and they stand off with Carlos and Steve who back up wanting no part, but they back into Harry and Eddie, turn and they start slugging it out. Bob nails Steve in the back with his knightstick as Flamez clubs Carlos in the back. Harry and Bob pound on Steve some, then run him over the top rope. Flamez lifts Carlos up for a backbreaker, but just falls forward crushing him. Eddie climbs to the top rope as Harry pulls Carlos up for a backbreaker on his knee. Eddie flies off with a leg drop flipping Carlos over. Flamez pulls Carlos up and whips him to Bob who buries the knightstick into his gut, then backs up and charges with a hard shot to the head busting him open. Harry lifts up Carlos and whips him to the ropes and Wanksta meets him coming off them with the Whack Off, then he does some stupid "gangsta" strut, what a wank-, oh yea, well he is a wanksta! Anyways, he gets a mic and speaks.

Wanksta: Ya know, a few weeks ago on Burnout this fine group of guys and myself banded together to take over that show, but it was cancelled. Do you really know why though? The so called bigger stars of SEF here on Extreme didn't like it and the reason the jWo never made it over here was cause no one wanted us, well now no one has a choice! We are the best wrestlers on the roster and that is another thing, we demand to be placed among the rest of the wrestlers here, we want our bios posted with everyone else's because we are just better than everyone else, so we should be equal in that right. This carnage tonight will grow worse if our demand is not met because the jWo is taking over!

Wanksta tosses down the mic and throws up some fucked up gang sign, then the jWo theme hits and the rest of the group throw up the sign and the crowd boos.

Nick Miller: Looks like the jWo is still together and they have an interesting demand.

FED: Yea, it is interesting, but its the jWo, who cares!?





We go backstage and pick up on the brawl with Neo and Darkness which may as well be a match since they have a hardcore match tonight. Darkness is bleeding now and they fight into a large foyer type area near the garage enterance. Neo kicks Darkness low and hammers backwards against a large beam. he backs up, then rushes forward with a spinning wheel kick, but Darkness drops out of the way and Neo nails the beam. Darkness punches at Neo now, then gets up and pushes over an empty metal barrel on him. Darkness catches his breath, then searches for a weapon as we go back to ringside.

Nick Miller: These two are still going at it, but we have one more match before their's, we will keep you updated on what happens between them though.

FED: We could get the ref back there and just start that match now, but I guess that isn't happening.

Nick Miller: People expect another match now and plus Velzian is in the ring already.

FED: Velzian sucks!





We see a long white, frilly dress at ringside on a mannequinn.

Brittany Fox: The following match is scheduled for one fall and is the loser wears a dress match. In the ring already, from Little Rock Arkansas, he weighs 243 pounds, Andrew Velzian!

The crowd boos in disgust at the lazy bastard, then "Sidewinder" hits as blue, green, and red lights circle the arena with matching pyro going off. Then Whitney comes out and poses for the crowd at the top of the ramp with Daddy Mack.

Brittany Fox: Now making her to the ring, she weighs 145 pounds and is from Owensboro Kentucky, she is accompanied by Daddy Mack, she is Whitney Marret!

She then makes her way to the ring and climbs the steel steps, Mack is on the apron and holds the ropes for her. Once inside the ring, she goes to the middle of the middle of the ring and throws her hands and arms in the air as Mack comes behind her doing a crotch chop with his arms in front of her. Mack soon turns and looks at Velzian with a smirk, then does a crotch chop to him. Velzian makes a move, but Mack exits the ring and Whitney comes behind Velzian locking him in the Southern Sleeper as the bell rings.

Nick Miller: Whoa, Whitney with the Southern Sleeper already.

She has it locked in and squeezes tight on Velzian who starts tapping quickly.

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by submission, Whitney Marret!

"Sidewinder" hits and Whitney lets go of him.

FED: I had a feeling that would happen, probably our shortest match in history.

Nick Miller: Probably!

Mack brings the dress in the ring now and hands it to Whitney who hands it to Velzian. She smirks and Velzian just flips her off and turns to leave. Mack yells to him and he turns, but right into Da Shows Ova getting laid out on the mat. Mack lifts him up on his feet and holds him as Whitney puts the dress on him, gets the back zipped up, then Mack lifts the dress up mocking him and finally runs Velzian over the top rope to the floor. Mack turns back grabs Whitney pulling her into his arms, then dips her back giving her a kiss.

Nick Miller: Velzian humiliated and Mack putting the moves on Whitney, nice to see.

FED: Well yea I guess it was good television.





We pick back up on the brawl between Neo and Darkness backstage and find Neo is now bleeding and Cypress ie helping Darkness. The two are kicking him in the ribs, then Cypress drops down choking him with a cane. Darkness has his scythe and motions Cypress back, then drops down jabbing the scythe into Neo's forehead. he slices him up some, then carves up his stomach a lil. Darkness pulls up Neo and hammers him with punches, but Neo suddenly fires back rocking Darkness aganst a wall. Cypress nails Neo in the back of his knees with the cane, then jabs him in the kidneys and Darkness punches Neo a few times. He sets him up in suplex form, but lifts him and nails Darkest Dreams, then pins as the ref is now back there, 1................2................3!

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall, Darkness!

"Nemesis" plays in the arena as we see on the tron Darkness sits up and smiles sickly wiping blood off his head and just laughing. Cypress watches on with a smile as well and we go to ringside.

Nick Miller: A brutal brawl between those two and it had to end with a two on one assault, pretty low.

FED: It was hardcore, all legal, stop being so picky and uptight.



Brittany Fox: The following is the main event and it is a six man tag team match scheduled for one fall.

"X" by System of a Down soon hits over the pa and the crowd starts booing as we see McMoney and Xanthus come walking out and head down the ramp.

Brittany Fox: Introducing first at a combined weight of a 455 pounds, Michael McMoney and Xanthus, the team of Impact X!

The two men are in the ring and do some crotch chops as pyro shoots off in X's behind them. The lights go completely out and then we hear "Bad Religion" hit the pa and and play for a few minutes, then the lights pop back on to find Mesa sitting the corner of a ring with his hands in a prayer motion as he looks up to the heavens.

Brittany Fox: In the ring now, from Los Angelos California, he weighs 220 pounds, the homicidal suicidal arabian knight, Mesa!

Mesa gets up after he is announced and stretches his arms, gets ready to fight. "Closer" then plays and we see Red Flowers come running out.

Brittany Fox: Making his way out now, from Baltimore Maryland, he weighs 230 pounds, Red Flowers!

Red gets to ringside and Mesa dives through the ropes colliding with him and the two brawl on the floor. We then hear "The Way I Am" hit and out runs Chris Orton.

Brittany Fox: Coming out now, from St Louis Missouri, he weighs 245 pounds, Chris Orton!

Orton slides in the ring and meets Xanthus with punches, then whips him to the ropes and charges clotheslining him to the floor. McMoney rushes him, but Orton turns meeting him with punches. We then hear "Cop Killa" hit the pa and Skull comes walking out kinda fast now. Mesa has Flowers up and and his punching him up the side of the ramp now. Skull ignores them and heads for the ring. McMoney has Orton backed into a corner and is stomping at him. Xanthus is up and in his corner now, the ref tells Skull to get in the opposite corner as its tag.

Nick Miller: Looks like were gonna have an official tag match, though Mesa and Flowers aren't down here, so its just regular tag now.

FED: Mesa will make sure his teams win, watch and see.

McMoney has Orton in a sleeper now, but Orton counters with a backdrop and crawls for his corner now. McMoney makes the tag first and Xanthus flies in stomping Orton in the back, then leaps up with a spinning back kick to Skull sending him dropping to the floor on his feet. Xanthus pulls up Orton hammering him with punches, then whips him to the ropes and nails a front dropkick sending Orton down. Xanthus kicks him in the ribs, then lifts up Orton and looks for the Ghetto Busta. Orton charges him into a corner and Xanthus elbows him in the back, then lifts him up and drives forward falling with a powerbomb to Orton.

Nick Miller: Whoa, a powerbomb by Xanthus, weird to see.

FED: True, but hey, look at Mesa up on the stage.

And so we pan up seeing Mesa has Flowers beaten pretty bad, then throws him down on some tables which break slightly, but not all the way. Mesa leaps off with his Arabian Areial Assault crashing through Flowers and the tables. The crowd is chanting Holy Shit as we go back to the ring.

FED: The highlight of Extreme, told ya Mesa was great!

McMoney is in now and dropping an elbow to Orton's back, then pulls him up and whips him to the ropes looking for a spinebuster. Orton kicks him in the gut and plants him with a ddt quickly.

Nick Miller: Orton may have bought some time and turned this around, we'll see.

Orton crawls to his corner and gets close, McMoney gets to his and reaches out tagging Xanthus who leaps in the ring. Orton lunges and Skull tags in, then stesps in meeting Xanthus with a hard right, then a headbutt, then whips him to the ropes and nails a big boot. He lifts up Xanthus and looks for a press slam, but McMoney comes from behind with a chop block bringing Skull down and Xanthus falls on him. Orton comes in clubbing McMoney in the back, but we see Mesa roll in and nail Orton in the kidneys, then toss him into a corner and beat him down.

Nick Miller: What, now its three one one!

FED: So, Flowers got taken out, big deal. He shouldn't such a weak link!

McMoney and Xanthus charge Skull who is against the ropes and clothesline out of the ring, but they go out as well and they all fall to the floor. Mesa continues to hammer away on Orton, then lifts him to the top rope and climbs up executing a superplex. Mesa gets up and climbs to the top rope, then flies off with the Arabian Areial Assault on Orton and pins him, 1..........2..........3!

Brittany Fox: Here are your winners by pinfall, Michael McMoney, Xanthus, and Mesa!

"Bad Religion" hits the pa and Mesa rolls to a corner, sits up and points to the heavens. McMoney and Xanthus beat on Skull at ringside, kick him, then they head up the ramp making their exit, Mesa soon rolling to the floor and making his.

FED: HA, Mesa with the win in the main event, told ya so Nicky!

Nick Miller: I never denied Mesa was good, just underhanded. He got the job down though, his team won and I wonder what this means for End Of Days? That is Sunday, six days, see you all then, take care folks.

And so we hear "Posthuman" play now as our cameras roam around the arena and we soon fade to black.