WAR Card

[NBD]

Date/Time: Monday, April 15th, 2024

Venue: First Union Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Theme: Trenches by Pop Evil

Event Staff
 Timekeeper - Commentator - Color Commentator - Ring Announcer/Interviewer

Referee - Referee - Referee - Referee - Referee - Referee

Security -  Security -  Security -  Security -  Security - Security

The Marijuana Man will be in the house calling the shots from where ever he roams because he will be at home, so show up to get noticed, or stay the f'ck off this show!!!

Main Event

SEW WAR Championship Match

Cliff o Clink(c) v. Phoenix(c)

 CARD IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE

 All Promos For This Event Go in the SEW Monday Night WAR Event Promos

[NBD]

Standing in the ring wearing his brown cowboy hat, a blue demin long sleeved shirt with matching pants and brown boots is the Marijuana Man, the Owner of SEF, formerly known as A Native Americano or ANA, and with a microphone in his left hand he bellows.

 

Welcome to Monday Night WAR!

  

The sold out crowd in the First Union Center in Philadelphia Pennsylvania are on their feet ready for a show, ready for WAR.

 

Marijuana Man: Tonight the SEW Title and the WAR Title are on the line in the main event when Cliff o Clink faces The Phoenix Jake Voss, or as he has been going by for a few years now, Phoenix. And he has proven to be just that, the real firebird of professional wrestling. The guy has been buried countless times in this company and yet he continues to rise to ever occasion, so why should tonight be any different!? Which is why I am going to have to bury the CoC. So Cliff o Clink will defend his WAR TV Title tonight in the opening match of the night.

 

The crowd loving the idea of another title match and seeing the CoC in action twice seems to be ok with them as they chant.

C...O...C...C...O..C...C..O..C...C...O..C...C...O...C

Marijuana Man: Yea, Giving ya what ya want right here on Monday Night WAR and his opponent is making a return here in Philly!

 

A loud pop and then The Purge by In This Moment plays over the pa bringing the lights down to cast the arena into shadows. Then a light begins flashing from the stage where Cliff o Clink emerges in his leather jacket and ring gear to stand on the stage with arms out stretched as he stares menacingly into the ring. Cliff marching down the aisle as The Purge continues to play him into the ring where he goes right up to the Marijuana Man, the Owner of SEF, and right in his face, nose to nose. The music dies down and the crowd on their feet feeling the intensity, but the Marijuana Man raising the mic slowly and his other hand up to tip his hat.

 

Marijuana Man: Cliff, You look ready for a fight and like I said, you have one to open the show, so its good to see you out here and before I get to your opponent, there was something else I wanted to say to everyone, not just you, so give me a minute.

 

The boss stepping back giving Cliff space and looks around to the crowd, then down to think for a second.

 

Marijuana Man: I don't know how to say it because I feel like I am the Marijuana Man, spawned from Marijuana Mack, a name I wish I had used from the beginning instead of borrowing the name Shane "Daddy" Mack back on November twenty fifth of two thousand nine. I have no regrets though because I used the name to tell teh world who Mack was while giving everyone a half ass version of who he was, yet no one could put a f'n finger on me and figure it out, which is why I became so damn unbeatable. But man was that year every fun in twenty ten! I brought a lot of new faces in here, many who thought they knew Mack, but only knew what I told them and got duped by what I showed them, or in a sense, what I failed to show all of you!

 

The crowd booing him a bit now as they remember.

 

Marijuana Man: Yea, I know, it was a weird time, but it was damn fun at the time, but now, no, no, I am no Marijuana Man. I'm just a man who can never be a mack and Mack is not the only I stole from. The move I used in twenty ten called the CNC was a move my wife talked about using where she would nail a cutter and flip back into a dragon sleeper. However, she already had a move using a variation of the dragon sleeper in it and the CNC fit me, it fit Marijuana Mack, and well nowadays she is taking my real name to the spotlight. Yu see, I oput the D in LBD because for firt three years I have been NBD. And if that's what ya all want to call me, I still don't give a f*ck what ya call me, so NBD, Marijuana Mack, Mack, ANA, boss, Owner, dumbass, I'll always listen carefully and try to answer as best I can.

 

The crowd cheering for him gives the Owner a good ovation.

 

NBD: Now, Cliff o Clink, you ready to find who your first opponent is!?

 

Cliff pretending to yawn and steps forward closer to the mic held by the Owner.

 

CoC: Why don't you book your wife in a match tonight, or two since she holds two different WAR Titles?!?

 

NBD: I was actually gonna book her in a match after I got down talking to you, so if ya want to hear that first, then here goes. LBD will defend her SEW Womens Title against JEM after Cliff o Clink defends his WAR TV Title against this man.

 

Venom by Eminem plays over the pa bringing J X CA$H out on the stage dancing around and bopping like his old self doing crotch chops and grabbing his nuts. CA$H getting in the ring as NBD exits to let the show begin.

 

Frank Malone: So the Owner is using his real initials as his name in SEF and it fits with his wife LBD who is in action tonight as he announced. But Cliff o Clink has two matches and the first is happening now!

WAR TV Championship Match

J X CA$H v. Cliff o Clink(c)

 

X all over Cliff who plays defensive in this match trying to save his energy for later which doesn't quite go as planned. X showing why he is a legend of SEF and making Cliff go the distance, but the CoC with a low kick to X's groin and the ref calls the DQ with no title changing hands because of that.

SEW Womens Championship Match

JEM v. LBD(c)

 

Jem playing defensive in this match and hiding in the ropes a few times, even running around the ring making LBD chase after her. JEM getting a jump on her after getting back in the ring, but it doesn't last long. JEM trying for Fall of a Kingdom, but LBD reverse looking for SOuthern Pride, no, LBD performs JEM's move Fall of a Kingdom and makes the pin to retain her title.

Main Event

SEW WAR Championship Match

Cliff o Clink(c) v. Phoenix(c)

 

Cliff jumping Phoenix right away and the bell rings bringing these two blows. A back and forth match as expected, but nothing is as expected with these two pulling out all the stops to walk out the winner. Phoenix Rises almost puts Cliff down after a half hour, but the CoC avoiding it and diverts the refs attention away while kicking his opponent low in the groin area. Cliff hitting The End and the ref turning back to see that and a pin to end it with a NEW SEW Champion.