The Dudley Clan Checks Into The Hardcore Hotel & The Mack Gets Extreme

[Daddy Mack]

"Lowlife" by Kid Rock comes rocking over the pa letting these fans know who is a coming and their on their feet. That and the Hardcore Hotel sign with the vacancy light glowing over the bed in the ring may have been a dead give away? But it don't matter cause here comes The Mack strutting on out in a circle with his arms spread wide and arrogant. He drops to a muscle pose, then pops up in a crotch chop and struts to the ring in his gear. The Mack hopping to the apron and dancing around the ring to his bed where he falls on it laying with a slick sarcastic grin. The Mack getting a microphone handed to him and he just holds it to his mouth a bit relaxed, but maybe a bit semi serious behind those baby blue eyes of arrogance!?!

Ladies, gentlemen, boys and girls, sef4lifers, tonight in this very ring right after we get done checking in a few people to the Hardcore Hotel, yours truly goes one on one in an extreme match against Ruemash! This guy, he's big, he's bad, but he didn't get the job done this past Sunday. Tonight in the main event it is anything goes and it may not end up one on one, but ya can damn sure bet that The Showsteala will once again be right here.

Mack arrogantly gesturing to himself looks more full of himself than usual.

Doesn't seem like too bad of a card for WAR, though what kind of showing will we get? Certainly no one who will or could show up The Mack! So it really is of no concern cause as long as The Mack is here, the show always goes on. Now then, let's get this show a rolling on by bringing out my guests this week in the Hardcore Hotel. They are the newest tandem with a family history of putting people through tables. I've felt wood from their predecessors years ago in SEF, now let's bring out the newest branch, The Dudley Clan.

Mack lowering his mic and looks on with sarcastic smile awaiting his guests.

[Da Gangstas]

"Turn The Tables" plays over the pa bringing out Betty Nan Dudley with Dead Dawg and Dude to her left carrying a table. To her right is Billy Nuts with a singapore cane and drinking a beer. Cousin Nykki hangs off Billy's arm wearing a tight black dress. The rest of the Clan march down in their purple and white camo fatigues wearing black tees. Betty in a black tank top and she hops to the apron stepping in as Dead Dawg and Dude set the table up at ringside. Billy sliding in the ring as Nykki climbs up the steps to bend down under the middle rope. Dead Dawg and Dude slide in and the five Dudleys stand in the middle of the ring looking at The Mack lay across his bed. Betty and Dead Dawg with microphones and The Mack waiting on them when the Dudley girl speaks up first.

Thank you for the opportunity to check into the Hardcore Hotel cause we Dudleys know a thing or two about hardcore. Now what is it you would like to know?

Dead Dawg with more to add.

What does The Mack want with The Dudley Clan?

Nykki asking for the mic from Betty lifts it up with a smile.

A little off topic, but if Kasey Winterborn is listening, she better be training because like my cousins, we don't pass up opportunity. And Betty Nan, when I win that X Diva Title, you get a rematch girl.

She hands the mic back and Betty smiling, then they look back to The Mack waiting.

[Daddy Mack]

The Mack just a grinning sarcastically while eying Nykki with a little lust in those baby blues.

Well its nice to see ya ready for action sweetheart, but really, Kasey Winterborn? My biggest question is, who in the hell is she?

Mack looking around still a bit sarcastic and cocky as ever.

And what I want with The Dudley Clan is to find where ya all came from and where ya been hiding all this time?!? Who's your daddy boys and girls? Bubba? D-Von? Lil Spike? Big Dick? Lil Dick? The Mack?

The Mack looking shifty eyed and shrugging just smiles sarcastically.

Somehow I think not, but I wouldn't have a clue either way which is why I invited ya all out here to get a little hardcore. Like I say, I felt wood from The Dudley Boyz, now its time to see what The Dudley Clan can bring to the...table!?!

The Mack just a grinning and motions to the floor as if its theirs and just lays back all arrogant with that sarcasm in his eyes.

[Da Gangstas]

Billy and Dead Dawg fuming a bit and Billy raising his singapore cane up ready to use it. Dude ready to back his brothers up and Nykki taking pictures with her smartphone while Betty lifts her microphone up forming a smile.

What we can bring to the table is just that. We bring the whole table and anyone daring to cross us will feel wood. Where we have been is training, coming together to declare a new era in pro wrestling. Our uncles before us had legendary matches with you Mack, and with so many others like Viper, Whitney Marret, and so many others years ago. They created a path and were going to widen it and etch the Dudley name into SEW just as they did into SEF.

Betty lowering her mic and Dead Dawg lifts his.

What's it to ya as to who our daddy is anyways? We all know it ain't you cause the math don't add up.

Dude leaning in with a sarcastic smirk.

Yea, but you can't count very high!

Dead Dawg elbowing him away.

You can't count at all! All you know how to do is-

Billy grabbing the mic to eyeball Mack ready to strike him down, but does it verbally.

Listen Mack, you want to know who fathered us? Try Philly for me and this ring which is similar to my kin. We all grew up spread apart, but drifted together and right here in SEW doing as my sis said, etching the Dudley name in the books like our uncles did. Those hardcore table loving bastards did what they do best, but the clan will do better, we will take it to a whole new level, were here for WAR!

Billy lowering the mic letting Dead Dawg take it who looks miffed at his bro, but let's it go to watch what he does. Betty and Dude watching too as Billy looks at The Mack waiting for a response, but ready to leap.