WAR Thanksgiving Special 11/27/2013

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Roleplaying Deadline
11:59:59 PM on November 30th, 2013
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WAR General Manager
Kira Darland
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Venue
Roberts Stadium in Evansville, Indiana

Theme Music


Match one: Thanksgiving Food Fight
Betty Nan Dexter vs. Maegan Fox
Referee: Nykki Dee

Match two: Thanksgiving Street Fight
Simon Lee Nash vs. Billy Nuts Dexter
Referee: Bill McLane

Match three: Thanksgiving Battle Royal
Brady Henderson vs. Phoenix Winterborn vs. Johnny Camaro vs. Akbar Kali
Referee: Doug Melvin

Main Event: Hardcore Hotel
Host: The Mack
Guests: A Native Americano & Jordan Cut

Main Event Match: Thanksgiving Hell in a Cell
Jordan Cut vs. The Mack vs. A Native Americano
Referee: Smokey McWeed

Card Is Subject To Change

[mysticbabydoll]

Since I posted this today, then the deadline for this show will be this Saturday

-War GM Kira Darland-

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Match one: Thanksgiving Food Fight
Betty Nan Dexter vs. Maegan Fox
Referee: Nykki Dee

A table is set up in the ring with a fairly large turkey looking quite delicious in its perfectly browned and buttered state as it sits in the center. On either side is a bowl of mashed potatoes along with smaller bowls of cranberry sauce, several pumpkin pies with dollops of whipped topping. A couple gravy bowls sit next to the potatoes filled up and a bowl of dressing sits near the turkey which stuffed full. On either side of the table stands the two women competing in this thanksgiving food fight and Maegan looks a little disgusted by the idea of what is expected in this match. Betty with her hands on her hips just stares across at her opponent and steps forward to finger a little of the potatoes out and lick it off her finger. She goes for more, but grabs a whole handful slinging them into Maegan's face. The Fox girl stunned at first wipes the spuds from her eyes and rushes over to lunge across the table. Betty grabbing a bowl of gravy to toss in Maegan's face, then slams her face into the turkey. Maegan reaching for whatever she can grab and brings a whole bowl of potatoes up flying into Betty's face. The Dexter girl steps back wiping the potatoes from her eyes as Maegan slings a pie into her face, then leaps on to the table flying off with a clothesline taking Betty down. Maegan rolling up and stomps Betty in the midsection before picking her up to whip the Dexter girl into a corner. Maegan following her with a splash in the corner, then performs Simple Kisses to the Dexter girl. Betty holding her chest, but gets pulled out of the corner before she can mend her wounds. Maegan looking for a hip toss into the table of food, but Betty blocking the move and counters with a hard diving clothesline. The Dexter girl slamming Maegan's head to the mat and delivers elbows to her head. Betty leaping up to drop a knee across Maegan's head, then yanks her up for a suplex looking to lay the Fox girl across the table. Maegan blocks it and lifts Betty up for a suplex, but sends her forwards over the table. Betty getting her hands on the table to push herself to the other side and flip backwards  with a bit of grace and arrogance. Maegan heaving up the turkey to toss at Betty sending her falling into the ropes on her ass. The Dexter girl scooping some stuffing out and whipping at Maegan who comes flying off the table into a dropkick to Betty's chest. Maegan dragging Betty in from the ropes for the pin,

ONE

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TWO

kickout! The Fox girl pulling Betty to take her down in Forever Fox, but the Dexter girl scrambling to the table grabbing a pie to slam into Maegan's face. Betty with a kick to Maegan's midsection and delivers a powerbomb on her flipping over in a jackknife pin,

ONE

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TWO

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kickout! Betty rolling up to head up to the top turnbuckle waiting for Maegan to get up, then flips off with a moonsault at the Fox girl. Maegan ducking it to let Betty hit the mat and springs off the ropes into a baseball slide dropkick to the Dexter girl. Maegan pulling up Betty to deliver a snap suplex near the corner and climbs up to fly off for The Heartbreaker, but gets knees to her midsection as "I Kissed A Girl" by Katy Perry plays over the pa. The crowd on their feet as The Queen herself steps out on the stage in a silver evening gown cut a little low to show an inch or two of cleavage. Her blonde hair teased and down her shoulders as she comes down the aisle getting the referee's attention. Taylor Andrews comes from the crowd in blue jeans and a pink Diva shirt of hers from SEFZONE. Taylor coming in the ring to give Maegan a superkick as Julie gets on the apron keeping the ref at bay. Betty getting up to shove Taylor wondering what she is doing, but gets a kick to the midsection and lifted up for a suplex. Taylor laying Betty stomach first over Maegan, then drops down rolling out to the floor to duck down outta sight. At least out of the ref's sight who is back to the mat since Julie is backing up the aisle. Betty still on Maegan for the pin,

ONE

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TWO

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THREE

Winner: Betty Nan Dexter

Match two: Thanksgiving Street Fight
Simon Lee Nash vs. Billy Nuts Dexter
Referee: Bill McLane

Billy rushes in to Simon with a tackle taking the Light Heavyweight Champ into a corner unloading with wild punches to the midsection. The Dexter whips Simon across the ring to the opposite corner charging in for a clothesline. Simon leaping up to twist around behind Billy into a sunset flip pin,

ONE

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kickout! Billy rolling through to his feet delivers a kick to Simon's head and kicks the Light Heavyweight Champ out of the ring. The Dexter hops out stomping all over Simon, then picks him up in a bearhug running the Light Heavyweight Champ into the guard rail. Billy backing up to charge at Simon with a clothesline sending him over the rail to the fans feet. The Dexter reaching over to pull Simon up and suplexes him back over the rail. Billy pulling Simon up again and runs him down the floor sending him flying into the ringpost. Simon flying around near the announce table and Billy grabs a metal chair laying in shots to the Nash's back. Billy tossing the chair in the ring and lifts up Simon rolling him in, then climbs up to the top rope to nail a senton bomb. The Dexter gets up grabbing the chair and waits for Simon to stand to deliver a hard shot to his head. Billy slamming the chair across Simon's midsection several times, then drops it and heads back up to fly off with the Dexter Dive and makes the pin,

ONE

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TWO

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THREE

Winner: Billy Nuts Dexter

Match three: Thanksgiving Battle Royal
Brady Henderson vs. Phoenix Winterborn vs. Johnny Camaro vs. Akbar Kali
Referee: Doug Melvin

Johnny running at the World Champ as Brady rushes into Phoenix with elbows catching the American Tradition in the jaw. Akbar falling back to the ropes and drops down hanging Johnny across the top rope while Phoenix gets backed into a corner trying to fend off the assault from Brady. Johnny gets taken down with a spear and Akbar comes flying over with forearms to Brady's back, then lifts him up for a back suplex as Phoenix comes off the turnbuckles with a clotheline to Brady at the same time. Akbar to his feet first and delivers kicks to Phoenix's head, then yanks him into a ddt spiking him on the mat. The World Champ gets up to meet Johnny with punches going back and forth until Akbar buries a knee to Camaro's midsection. Akbar with a whip to the ropes and follows up with a clothesline sending Johnny out to the floor eliminating him from the match. Brady getting up and Akbar moving in cautiously with a kick to his midsection, then delivers a swinging neck breaker on him. Phoenix getting up and Akbar with a kick to his head drags the American Tradition up on to the ropes trying to toss him out. Phoenix hangs on to the top rope with his arms and legs grape vining around the rung as he lays sideways on it. Akbar leaping into a dropkick to Phoenix and he nearly falls when Brady comes flying over to hit the ropes knocking the American Tradition to the floor eliminating him. Brady kicking at Akbar and lifts him up to try and suplex him over the ropes. Akbar twisting around to drop on the apron outside the ropes and comes up with a kick to the back of Brady's head. Akbar leaping to the top rope and flies off into a cross body block to Brady rolling off and up to his feet. The World Champ with stomps to Brady's head and lifts him up to deliver a piledriver near a corner. Akbar heading to the top turnbuckle and leaps off with the Arabian Aerial Assault to Brady, then pulls him up and over the top rope to end the match.

Winner: Akbar Kali

Main Event: Hardcore Hotel
Host: The Mack
Guests: A Native Americano & Jordan Cut

"Lowlife" by Kid Rock plays over the pa bring out The Mack who is as sarcastic and arrogant as ever. A smooth glide to the ring dancing and prancing like the showboater of all showboats. The Mack hopping to the apron after the guard rail falls over with a dozen or so fans tumbling into the aisle. Security working tonight as always when The Mack comes out and he just spins around in the ring oblivious in his muscle pose with a shit eating grin. The Mack popping up in a crotch chop, then spins around to grab the mic off his bed hanging under the blinking Hardcore Hotel sign with vacancy sign glowing under it on the ropes. Mack sitting on the bed with a leg up under his elbow looking a bit in the mood for business, but a half cocked sarcastic grin letting us know that we never know what The Mack is ready for!?!

Woooo, what a deathmatch we had Sunday night and now I get to bring out the winner of said match who is on a roll, or at least he better be!?! Jordan Cut, ya did good, hell, I didn't even see ya win  until I saw the flag in your hand after kicking ya on to the bed of death. Congrats kid, but even without what happened after the bell, its still not over. So how about December twenty ninth at Apocalypse we do it again only we do it for one hour in an iron man match taking place in the same type of cell hanging above this ring. I am talking about a DOGG Fight, a match I made, I created in my head of all places. Then again, it didn't take much thought, but it takes a hell of a lot more once you step inside the DOGG Fight. The Japanese Deathmatch was brutal and barbaric and I will always hold a special place in my heart for the many thousands I competed in cause I bet its been at least a thousand!?! The DOGG Fight is something else though, it either makes you or break you! Survival is slim to none in this type of match because we cold over an hour as draws are obsolete. You want more, you want to win, to beat The Mack, then do it in a DOGG Fight or don't bother coming to work cause if your not up for this, you ain't up to be a pro wrestler! As far as tonight goes, well hey boys and girls, its a Hell in a Cell and Jordan Cut can write off A Native Americano, but the guy got a mind for this business the likes I ain't seen since Clay in the XWF, or even that evil emperor McMahon!?! He's big and making his debut and the stage couldn't be any bigger cause he's got The Mack in the main event of WAR inside Hell in a Cell, plus we got Jordan Cut who is just foaming at the mouth to end my little ol' ass for good! Its huge, its chaotic, crazy and my idea of a good goddamn time. So the sooner ya all come out and check into the Hardcore Hotel, the sooner we can get to some good ol' hardcore action like only The Mack can deliver as The Showsteala.

Mack leaning back all sarcastically, seriously wanting to get to the point and not wait around. He flips off the bed and turns lifting it up and over the ropes, then grabs his mic and leans in the corner under the sign. "Don't Give Up" by Kevin Rudolf plays over the pa and here comes Jordan Cut marching down all business. He gets a microphone from the announcer and steps into the ring getting right up in Mack's face, so The Showsteala shoves him back with authority. Jordan lurching forward for The Cutter, but gets shoved away and eats Da Shows Ova. The lights go out and then a spotlight shines down on the stage as (Rock) Superstar by Cypress Hill plays over the pa. The crowd cheering loud as Whitney Marret steps out in the light wearing a smoking black outfit. A sleeveless top almost looking business like, but hugging her large tits just right and the pants flaring at the bottom over a pair of high heel pumps. Whitney with her hair in a long ponytail down her back with the end nearly touching her wonderfully plump booty. A pair of hoop earrings in her ears with the usual bracelets, rings, and other bling. The SEF CEO looking as high class as ever and has a microphone in her right hand which she brings up to her luscious red lips perked up with a bright smile.

Well Da Shows Ova may be the future for Jordan Cut, my man has a future that is much brighter and that's just the one with his beautiful kids. But tonight, A Native Americano makes his much anticipated debut in professional wrestling and since this is so huge like Mack pointed out, then why not go all out!?! Tonight my real greek god of a dreamy, rugged variety who makes me very creamy will walk into that Hell in a Cell and stand in the spotlight when its all done giving a huge HELL YEAH!!!

Whitney stepping to the side motioning to who's behind her and the lights coming on to show Rev Theory on the stage all set up to play which they do right now.



The Mack is laying up on the turnbuckles kicked back watching the show as Jordan Cut sits at ringside recovering from the kick her took a few minutes ago. The song coming to an end and here comes A Native Americano from the curtain looking dead focused on the ring. He goes by the lead singer getting a pat on his back and turns to give a nod, extends a hand for a shake, and turns leaping to throw his arm down. At the same time a couple huge blasts of pyro shoot off from either side of the stage and the song is over, time to fight. Whitney Marret walking with A Native Americano to the ring catches up with her man grabbing his left hand. He stops at the end of the aisle as the cell is lowering down. A Native Americano bringing his right hand up cupping Whitney's chin up to plant a French kiss on her, then slaps her ass with his left hand making her grin lustfully. Jordan Cut rolling in the ring brings The Mack off the turnbuckles looking ready for another kick as A Native Americano comes sliding in bringing their attention to a dividend. The cell lowering into place inches from Whitney and the CEO just crosses her arms without budging keeping an eye on her man. Mack winking at Whitney and yells.

I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF HIM SWEETHEART!!!

Main Event Match: Thanksgiving Hell in a Cell
Jordan Cut vs. The Mack vs. A Native Americano
Referee: Smokey McWeed

Around 20 minutes into the match we find The Mack looking a little glazed through a crimson mask...



and across the ring on the apron is A Native Americano leaning on the top rope waiting for Jordan Cut to get up on the floor in front of him the SEW Director of Operations. A Native Americano with a trickle of blood down his forehead and he runs down the apron leaping off with a flying shoulder tackle knocking Jordan into the cell wall. The Mack laying in a corner as A Native Americano gets up kicking Jordan in his head, then yanks him up, but gets driven backwards bouncing his head off the ringpost. Jordan with a European uppercut and looks for The Cutter, but gets shoved into the cell wall. Jordan stumbling around to get hit with a hard shoulder tackle slamming through the cell wall. A Native Americano spilling out over Jordan near the announce table and kneels up catching his breathing while holding his head. The Mack on his feet in the corner just a watching on as A Native Americano yanks Jordan up to slam his head into the announce table, then lifts him in a firemans carry and over to the table. A Native Americano lifting the chair to slam it over Jordan's upper torso, then lays it on top of him and starts climbing the cell wall. The crowd getting all hyped up over what may be on A Native Americano's mind as he just climbs to the top like he's at home. Whitney Marret on the other side of the cell just looks up with a bit of horror for her man, but rallies him on as well hoping he wins. The Mack heading out through the hole in cell to yank Jordan off the table and head up the side of the cell as A Native Americano pulls himself to the top. Jordan getting up and follows up the side of the cell too and A Native Americano waits for Mack to help up and into a piledriver on the top of the cell. A Native Americano pulling Mack up to throw him off the cell, but The Mack putting on the brakes and buries elbows to his opponents midsection. Jordan pulling himself up now and Mack shoves A Native Americano back to aim for Da Shows Ova. Jordan leaping up into The Cutter slamming Mack to the top of the cell and gets up to be run over by A Native Americano who delivers Smoked trying and almost gets the Koji Clutch locked in. Jordan fighting it and crawling for the steel bars sticking up from the middle of cell trying to get leverage. A Native Americano with the hold locked in, but Jordan on his knees trying to get over a bar. The Mack stirring up to his knees a bloody mess, but manages to see through it all enough to push himself up flying into a dropkick knocking A Native Americano in the head. Mack getting up to stomp all over A Native Americano, then leaps up to the bar spinning off into a flying roundhouse kick to the head of Jordan. The Mack going back to A Native Americano who is stirring up to his feet and leaps off the bar into a bulldog. A Native Americano ducking a bit to shove Mack down on the cell, then looks to charge into Smoked. Mack leapfrogging him A Native Americano stops at the edge of the cell turning into Da Shows Ova. The SEW Director of Operations sails off the cell to crash down through the announce table after the commentators dive out of the way. The crowd breaking into an infamous chant almost instantly after a loud pop.

HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT...HOLY SHIT...

Whitney Marret looking across the cell through the steel mesh at her husband laying among the broken table not moving. Jordan coming at Mack's head with a flying knee, but The Showsteala ducks in time to spin around with a diving clothesline to the cool cutter. Mack yanking him up into the Mack Attack on the top of the cell and turns Jordan over into the pin to end the match.

Winner: The Mack



Dark Main Event Match: Singles
The Mack v. Jordan Cut
Referee: Smokey McWeed

Winner: The Mack via DQ when Jordan Cut lays him out with a chair @ 14 Minutes 58 Seconds and continues the assault on Mack until security stops the cool cutter