Evolution {3/14/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

March 14th, 2003

The scene opens up showing the sold out Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, then pyro begins shooting off as Evolution 169 by Nevermore plays and SEF Evolution kicks off! The camera pans around the arena showing all the fans, then cuts over to Kid Rock and Eminem at the commentators table at ringside where they run down the matches for tonight!

Kid Rock: What up pittsburgh?! We got some good matches tonight, so lets get to it, but first, what ya think about tonight Em?

Eminem: Shit man, it all looks good! I feel for riskatkler though, having to take on that psycho vicky, damn shes wicked!

Kid Rock: F'ck yea she is, but she ain't all dat bad looking ya know!

Eminem: No she ain't! Also though, theres that cage match with james ego and david flair, should be brutal considering how bad flair wants revenge!

Kid Rock: I know and I hope he exacts as well! James deserves whatever he gets! Also tonight, we got a fatal four way for a shot at the ic title on carnage invoilving bubba ray, d-von, hbk, and strife! Plus, a triple threat with kane, jeff hardy, and the new guy virus!

Eminem: Yea, virus looks ok! Also man, johnny is defending the world strap against the rock!

Kid Rock: Yea, the guy who stole part of my name! No, jus playin, now lets start the show!

Cage Match

James music hits and he walks out and climbs in the cage! Then, not enough hits and out walks david flair with a crowbar in hand! An official tries to take his crowbar and he just pushes hima way, jumps in the cage where james dropkicks him, then starts clubbing away at flair! He picks up flair and looks for an irish whip, but flair reverses and catches james with a sleeper hold! He brings james down to a sitting position, then lets go, comes off the ropes and flips over james, grabbing his head and bringing it down, then lets it go and james snaps back on the mat! Flair jumps up, grabs his crowbar and waits, then james makes it up and gets cracked right in the head with the crowbar, but before he can go down, flair nails him again in the gut, then brings it up against his chin knocking james backwards and he falls flat on the mat! he appears to be out, but flair starts hitting him in the gut with the crowbar till james coughs up blood! He then looks at him with a sick smile, bashes once more in the head before exiting the cage and winning the match!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner...............David Flair!

Not enough hits and flair raises his crowbar in the air, then heads b/s!

Kid Rock: Man, flair took it to james! What a beating!

Eminem: Yea it was! James started off ok, but flair was just too mad and rightfully so!

At The Hospital

The scene cuts to the hospital in Cleveland and shows Daddy Mack laying in a bed still in a coma! The kliq and da gangstas are all sitting around talking hoping mack will wake up soon! The scene then cuts back to ringside!

Kid Rock: Man, I hope mack comes out of this soon!

Eminem: Yea, me too! Its a shame that happened to him!

Triple Threat Match

Falcons music hits and he walks out with patricia, kisses her and gets in the ring! Then say what you say hits and out walks mnc who jumps in the ring and waits! Then darryls music hits and comes the money man who throws some money to the crowd, then jumps in the ring and his attacked immediately by falcon who takes down darryl with a series of clubs to the back, then stomps on him! MNC comes over and motions falcon back, picks up darryl and checks on him, then knees him in the gut and suplexes him! Falcon picks up darryl and whips him into the ropes, then comes back and gets a double clothesline from mnc and falcon! They pick up darryl and give him a double ddt, then falcon sets him up for a piledriver, but hooks his arms and drops down! MNC then picks up darryl and hits the CVD on him and pins him, 1.......2.........3!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall.............MNC!

Say what you say hits and mnc raises arms with falcon has the two show some sort of alliance before heading b/s!

Kid Rock: Well, that was interesting, looks like mnc and falcon have teamed up!

Eminem: Yea, the f'n boys beat money mans ass!

SEF Intercontinental Championship

Risktakers msuic hits and he walks out with torrie, kisses her, then jumps in the ring! All The Things She Said hits and out comes victoria with her ic title around her waist! She makes her to the ring and gets ready! The match starts and they look to lock up, but victoria kicks risktaker in the gut and nails some elbows to the face, backing him into a corner where she lays in some chops on him! Victoria then whips him into the ropes and looks for a clothesline, but risktaker flies at her and knocks her down with a forearm smash! He then picks her up and nails a ddt, then goes up top and looks for a elbow drop, but victoria moves and he hits the mat! She then picks up risktaker and body slams him near the ropes, then hits a leg drop from outside the ring! She goes for a pin, but only gets two! Vicoria then picks up risktaker and whips him into the ropes but gets reversed! He bends down for a back body drop, but victoria kicks him, then clotheslines him! She waits for him to get up and grabs him from behind with her back to him, hooks his arms and hits the widows peak, then pins riskatker, 1......2.........3!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall and still ic champ..............Victoria!

All the things she said hits as victoria holds her title above her head, then to her chest, looking around the ring with a evil glare before heading b/s!

Kid Rock: Man, that chick gave risktaker a good beating! Talk about rough and tough, damn!

Eminem: Oh yea, victoria is one tough chick!

Singles Match

The fans boo loudly as Superstar by Saliva hits the pa system, and Chris comes out on stage. Soon, as Chris is in the ring, Brock's theme hits the pa system. And Brock comes down the ramp. Jumping once he gets to the bottom. Stretching his muscles in his legs. Finally he jumps on the apron of the ring, and jumps into the ring. The bell sounds, and the match goes underway. Chris and Brock lock up, Brock gets the upperhand, and sends Chris into the ropes. When he comes back, Chris kicks Brock in the stomach, and then arm drags him to the mat. Chris gets to his feet, and picks Brock up. Brock counters with strength, and delievers a huge samoan drop, and covered for a quick 1 count. The two men get to their feet again, and Chris and Brock hook up again, and again, Brock sends Chris into the ropes. He comes flying back, and Brock nails a face pancake, and goes for another pin, only o recieve a 2 count. Brock gets to his feet and lifts this huge monster named Chris above his head, and slammed him on his knee! The fans cheer, and boo at the same time. No reason at all. Brock gets up again, and sends Chris into the turnbuckle with an Irish Whip. Chris falls over, and lays on the turnbuckle. Brock runs at him and nails him with his shoulder. He stumbles backwards, and Brock lefts him up, and was about to nail the F5, when suddenly the lights go out, and Brock drops Chris. The lights come back on, with explosions. Suddenly Kane comes out from behind the curtain. The fans cheer, and Brock stares down Kane. Kane walks down the rest of the ramp, and Brock bounces in the ring, ready for an attack, when suddenly Chris comes from behind, and rolls Brock up. For only a two count. Kane backs off a few steps. Chris picks Brock up, and was about to deliver his motified F5, Brock countered, and pushed Chris into the ropes from behind. Chris comes flying back, and Brock hits a huge belly to belly suplex! The fans cheer, and then Brock lefts him up, and delivers another belly to belly. Kane walks alittle closer to the bottom of the ramp. Brock points his finger at him, and tells him to leave. Chris hits a few punches, but then Brock counters again as Chris goes for another motified F5. Brock pushes Chris to the ropes, then sets him up for the F5, hits it, and goes for the pin. Suddenly the lights shut off again, and then come back on about 20 seconds later, Brock laying motionless on the mat, and Chris Lesnar holding a chair! Chris is looking down on his fallin' brother. He stares down with hatred, and he looks up at Kane whos still on the outside. Kane walks down the rest of the ramp, and pulls himself in as chris nails brock with the chair. Chris goes for a headshot on kane, but Kane nails a "Throat Thrust" and Chris drops the chair and falls to the mat. The bell sounds, and the match ends in a DQ, winner, after the ref trying to remember what happened, told the announcer that the winner was Brock Lesnar! Meanwhile, Kane is still attacking Chris! Chris quickly gets up after the troat thrust, and Kane sends him into the turnbuckle with an Irish Whip, and then ran at him and hit a clothesline! Chris falls to the mat, and Kane climbs the turnbuckle, fans cheer, and as Chris gets up, Kane jumps off the turnbuckle, and hits a thunderous clothesline from hell! The fans cheer. Chris, after a few moments, gets to his feet, and stumbles around. Finally, Kane hooks on to his neck, and sends him flying into the air, and back down to reality, with a thunderous chokeslam! Kane stares down at the fallin' Chris. With an evil smile, Kane bends down and hooks on to Chris's neck AGAIN! Kane lifts him up, and with both arms, sends Chris for another Chokeslam!! Two in a row. The fans cheer, and Kane smiles another evil smile, looking down at Chris. Finally, Kane bends down again, and lifts his arms up again, slowly, and then drops them, and pyros shoot off the turnbuckles! The fans cheer, and Kane's theme, Slow Chemical re-hits, and the Big Red Machine leaves the ring, and heads up the ramp, looking down at the destruction he left in the ring. Brock finally gets to his feet, holding his neck, he gives Kane a confused look, and then looked down on his brother who is laying on the mat!

Lililian Garcia: Here is your winner by DQ................Brock Lesnar!

Kid Rock: Man, kane sure made a impact here by destroying chris lesnar, but brock got the win by dq after chris used that chair on him!

Eminem: Thats f'cked up! Kane is a monster man!

Triple Threat Match

Jeff Hardy's theme hits the pa system, and the fans go crazy. The fans jump to their feet, as Jeff dances to his theme. Paint all over his face. Jeff dances down the ramp, and baseball slides into the ring. Jeff jumps on the turnbuckle, and poses, then runs to the opposite set of turnbuckles, and does the same. He hops down, when suddenly "Just Drop Dead" by Limp Bizkit hits the pa system. The fans cheer, some boo, some cheer. Virus walks down the ramp, not wasting any time on posing, and he pushes Jeff against a turnbuckle, and starts to lay in some punches! The fans cheer, and boo at the same time. Jeff counters and flips Virus into the turnbuckle, and lays in some right hands, and then sends him into the opposite turnbuckle. Virus nails his shoulder into the turnbuckle, and he falls back, holding his arm in pain. Jeff Hardy kicks him a few times, and then picks him up, and gives him a snap suplex. Jeff picks Virus up, and delivers a quick scoop slam. Jeff quickly grabs his legs, and jumps in leg first. Virus holds his mid-section in pain. Jeff picks him up and sends him into the turnbuckle, and runs at him, and jumps on him. Suddenly "Slow Chemical" hits the pa system for the second time that night. The fans cheer, but wonder why he's so late for his match! Kane walks down the ramp, and as he was about to get in, he stops! Jeff walks over to the ropes and jumps on them, telling Kane to get in the ring. Kane stares at him, and suddenly from behind, Virus punches the lowerback of Jeff. Jeff falls off the ropes and lands on the mat. He gets to his feet pretty fast, but Virus taking the advantage hits Jeff in the gut, and delivers the Infection, and goes for the cover! Kane just stands there on the bottom of the ramp, watching as Virus got the three count! "Just Drop Dead" re-hits the pa system. Virus gets to his feet, and raises his arms! The fans cheer, though some still boo. Virus rolls out of the ring, and slowly passes Kane, as Kane goes over the top rope, and into the ring. Jeff stumbles to his feet, and Kane grabs him by the throat! The fans boo, and cheer, and Kane picks him up, and slams him down! His third Chokeslam that night. Jeff lays motionless on the mat. Kane stares down at him. Kane lifts his arms up slowly, and lets them drop. His normal pyros hit the turnbuckles, and "Slow Chemical" hits, and Kane falls out of the ring backwards, and he heads up the ramp, as Lilian announces the winner.

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall...................Virus!

Kid Rock: Virus picked up a well deserved win, but I wonder why kane didn't participate in the match and why he attacked jeff afterwards!

Eminem: I don't know man! He's a f'n monster is my guess and don't care about anyone else!

Fatal Four Way
Shot At SEF Intercontinental Championship On Carnage

Bubba's new theme hits the pa system. Announcing he wasn't a Dudley, he got new music. Bubba told the fans to shut up. And they shouted to get the tables. Shouting they wanted Bubba to get the table! Bubba continued to tell them to shut off. He waits in the ring, telling the fans to shut up, when "Sexy Boy" hits the pa system, and the fans jump to their feet and cheer. HBK walks out, and poses on the ramp, and then heads down the ramp, and into the ring. Pyros shoot off, and he poses some more. His music fades out, and Strife's begins to play. Strife runs down to the ring. "Turn the Tables" by Saliva hits the pa system, and D-Von walks down to the ring, and the match begins. D-Von and Bubba hook up, and go at it. HBK and Strife hook up. D-Von and Bubba eventually threw each other out of the ring together. And HBK hit a suplex on Strike, covered, and got a long 2 count. HBK picked Strife up, and delivered a neckbreaker, and covered again. Again, only getting a 2 count. HBK picked Strife up, and sent him ino the turnbuckles, and ran at him. Strife lifted his legs up and kicked HBK away. HBK got back up to his feet, and as Strife ran at him, he delivered a small snap suplex. Meanwhile Bubba was sending D-Von into the steel steps on the outside. The fans booed, and Bubba told them to shut the hell up! Bubba picked D-Von up, and sent him into the guard rail! D-Von held his back in pain. And Bubba picked him up again, but D-Von countered and nailed him with an elbow to the gut, and slammed his face in the wall barrier! The fans cheered. D-Von picked Bubba up my the head, and sent him flying into the ring pole. Bubba fell back, and D-Von delivered a neckbreaker. HBK and Strife were taking it to each other, and Strife had gotten a fast 2 and a half count! The fans cheered, and D-Von rolled Bubba back in the ring. HBK threw Strife into the ropes, and then monkey tosses him to the outside. Bubba started to fight back, and he threw D-Von into the ropes, and as he came back, D-Von ducked, and delivered another neck breaker. HBK grabbed D-Von as D-Von was getting back up, and HBK delivered a few right hands to the neck of D-Von. D-Von fell on to the mat, and rolled out of the ring. Bubba got back on, and Shawn ran for the ropes, and was going for the clothesline, but Bubba ducked, turned around, and nailed the BubbaBomb. The fans actually cheered for this. Strife got back up to his feet, and entered the ring again. Bubba threw him right over the opposite ropes! The fans cheered, and as D-Von got up, Bubba delivered a few right hands to his ex-half brother, and sent him over the ropes. Shawn got to his feet, and was in the position, and nailed some more Sweet Chin Music. Suddenly "The Fonz" by Smashmouth hits the pa system, and the fans wonder who it is. A man that looked like Billy Kidman came running down the ramp. This man was wearing blue cut of jeans, and a white muscle shirt. The man ran into the ring, and HBK tried to deliver a right hand, the man ducked, and delivered a neckbreaker. Strife got back in the ring, but this man delivered a right hand, and pushed Strife into the turnbuckles. The man jumped up onto the turnbuckles, and then delivered a huge Tornato DDT! The fans cheered. HBK got back up to his feet, and punched the man in the face, and as the man turned around, HBK nailed some Sweet Chin Music, and the man rolled out of the ring. HBK got up on the ropes and stared down at the cruiserweight. Suddenly, D-Von and Bubba got into the ring, and as HBK turned around, Bubba and D-Von actually worked together, and they delivered a 3D!! The fans enjoyed this. Bubba clotheslines D-Von out of the ring, and then covers Shawn for the one... two... three! The man on the outside got back to his feet and he rolled into the ring. The man charged at Bubba, but Bubba grabed him from the back of the head, and flipped him right over the ropes. D-Von quickly got back in the ring, and when the two men were about to go at it, D-Von rolled from the ring, and walked up the ramp, as Bubba got heat from the fans. Suddenly the man whos, somewhat making a name for himself, gets back into the ring, and nails Bubba from behind, and then sends him into the ropes. The man monkey tosses Bubba onto the mat. The man climbs high up the turnbuckle, and as Bubba got to his feet, the man jumped off and nailed a Dragoncanrana. The man gets back up to his feet, and he walks over and grabs a mic.

The man: "I'm Rose Fonz! I'm not here to make friends. I'm sick of everyone coming into SEF, telling you fans their the best. 'Cause their not! I'm the best! And I wanted to prove that tonight, and I think I did. To all of you in the back, may my presence be felt! 'Cause your going to feel the pain! Anyone who wants to challenge me, I'd be more than happy to show you all what it's like to be a Cruiserweight! Now I have three rules... 1, Never pick on the Cruiserweights, and tell us we aren't important. 2, don't give me crap, and 3, if you do, ...Just trust me, I'll make my presence felt!"

The man drops the mic, and "The Fonz" re-hits the pa system, and Rose exits the ring as Lilian announces the winner, and then SEF Evolution goes to commercial break.

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall..................Bubba Ray Dudley!

Kid Rock: Man, that was a great match, very fast paced as well! I wonder when we'll see this new guy in action though?

Eminem: Yea, he seemed to be pumped coming out here and had some good moves! Cruiserweight division may soon pick up!

SEF World Heavyweight Championship

The rocks music hits and he walks out with eric bischoff, climbs in the ring and does his pose on every t/b as the fans cheer him on as loud as they can! He then waits in the ring, but no music hits and johnny does not come out! After around ten to twenty minutes, the ref starts a ten count and counts johnny out, declaring the rock the winner! The rocks music hits again as he looks pissed, but poses some more and heads b/s!

Lillian Garcia: Here os your winner due to a countout................The Rock!

Kid Rock: What the f'ck? Johnny didn't show for his match! I bet rock is fuming over this!

Eminem: Yea, I don't blame him! I wonder what mack will think when he hears about it though?

Kid Rock: He probably won't be too happy, but ya never know! Anyways people, that be it for tonights show, we'll see ya later, peace!