Total Anarchy 3 {2/22/09}

[Taylor Andrews]

February 22nd, 2009

So here we are just seconds away from it and then it begins...pyro blasts off from the stage engulfing and lighting up the TD Banknorth Garden in Boston, Massachusetts. The crowd is roaring and over the pa we hear "Riot Act" by Skid Row while the cameras starts roaming around the place capturing all the signs being waved and the screaming fans holding them.


Nick Miller: Hello everyone and welcome to SEF's presentation of Total Anarchy! Ya know me Nick Miller and my partner Greg Boone and you better know that tonights show is gonna be another great SEF spectactular cause tonight we got the annual SEF Rumble!


Greg Boone: Oh yea, the wild, unpredictable, chaotic rumble, what a night this is gonna be. We also got Mack and Resurrector in that cage match man, damn. Can't wait to see Mack capture the World Title again.


Nick Miller: He is deserving of it and could do it, but Tor is probably is biggest challenge in a longtime. This guy is an dominant and undefeated.


Greg Boone: Mack is the man, simple as that.


Nick Miller: Maybe your right and Tor can't win, but I can't pick a winner. Can't pick one in that submission match between Chris Crest and Jason Price, too personal and both are too good a wrestlers.


Greg Boone: Yes they are and what a match that will be too. I think Crest has the advantage on the mat, so in this match I'd give it too him. Price is quicker though, can fly too, but that could hurt him.


Nick Miller: Very true, he is a risktaker, but then if he took the right one he could get the win. Another one I can't wait to see and won't have to long, its first. The rumble though is most anticipating, its we base the show around, it is huge.


Greg Boone: Well yea, the winner goes to Wrestle X and main events with the World Champ, so whoever it is has to look forward to losing to Mack.


Nick Miller: We'll see who faces who at Wrestle X, first we gotta get through tonights show, so lets get on with it.





Staci Sparx: This is our opening match of the evening and it is a submission match for the SEF Internationanl Championship and also, the loser will leave SEF!


"Price To Play" hits and Jason makes his way out to the ring carrying his Canadian flag with him and waving at the fans which garners boos.


Staci Sparx: Now making his way to the ring, he hails from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, weighing 212 pounds, he is Priceless.......Jason Price!


He just walks confidently and seriously to the ring. He enters waving the flag around and then will stick it out near the steps propping it upright. We hear "Numb" by Linkin Park and a few seconds later we see Chris come walking out with a serious expression, no playing, just walks down the ramp.


Staci Sparx: And now making his way to the ring, hailing from the Northwest Territories of Canada, weighing in at 233 pounds, he is The Shooter..........Chris Crest!


Chris heads up the steps and into the ring, steps up the turnbuckles and raises his right arm with his index finger extended. He hops down and unstraps his title, hands it to the ref who holds it up in the air, then hands it to the ring announcer. Crest and Price step nose to nose now and then the bell rings and Price just shoots off a right hand like a gun when he hears it. He rocks Crest backwards into a corner and just stays on him ignoring the ref who really can't stop him as this match can only end when one man submits.


Greg Boone: What the hell, get him outta there ref, that's illegal.


Nick Miller: Well not technically, this is a submission match, anything can go really.


Price keeps hammering away and then whips Crest across the ring, then runs after him leaping into the air and crashes down on him with a splash in the corner. Price pulls Crest out and snap suplexes him to the mat. He flips backwards on top of Crest and starts punching away at him, then hops up running to the ropes and bounces back with a baseball slide dropkick to Crest's head. Price applies an armbar on him, yanks him up and moves into a corner, kicks him in the midsection, then leaps up to the middle turnbuckle and looks for a monkey flip. Crest holds on to the ropes and pushes Price down to the mat. He dives down clotheslining him, then floats around into a sleeper, raises Price up and delivers a russian leg sweep to him and applies a japanese style armbar.


Nick Miller: Nice chain wrestling by Crest, he is a sight to see, a master at work.


Greg Boone: Yes he is, the greatest technician ever!


Crest has the armbar cinched in and has a lot of leverage with his body bridged. Price is screaming, trying to push himself up, crawls for the ropes, but then Crest lets him go floating in a front facelock. He raises him up nailing some knees to his head, then nails a real hard knee letting price go. He snaps up and Crest reaches for his legs, but Price leaps up over Crest and dives behind rolling him up in a sunset flip. He lets go and rolls backwards to his feet as Crest sits up. Price nails a dropkick to his head, then gets up leaping to the top rope and flies off with a moonsault to Crest. He stands up and drops a leg across his throat. Price sits Crest up and clamps on a sleeper, wrenches it on, but Crest fights up on his feet and grabs Price's left leg lifting him up and drops his knee to the mat. He fights back and elbows Price in the gut, shoves him to the ropes, but Price bounces back leaping up with a forearm to Crest's face. They both go down, but Price scrambles back up and yanks up Crest into a piledriver position and nails it on him. Price goes to the top rope now and stands tall looking down at Crest.


Nick Miller: More high risk from Price, but if it can pay off it'll help him.


Price leaps off with his flying headbut he calls Pay The Price, but Crest just rolls away at the last second and Price hits the mat. He rolls to the ropes holding his head as Crest pulls himself up. Price gets to his knees and Crest runs over kicking him in the head knocking Price out to the floor. Crest rolls out and yanks him up ramming Price against the guard rail, then lifts him for a suplex and drops him gut first on the guard rail. Crest backs up and then charges forward slamming a knee to Price's head knocking him into the crowd. He hops the guard rail and kneels down pounding on price with punches, then pulls him to his feet and runs Price over the rail. Crest hops back over and pulls up Price ramming him against the ring, then whips him into the ringpost headfirst and Price spins off it to the floor holding his head.


Nick Miller: My god, Crest is just dissecting Price in a very brutal fashion using the guard rail and the ring.


Greg Boone: He's a true master, he's far better than Price!


Crest yanks up Price and slams his head into the commentators table, once, twice, three time, four, five, six, seven, eight and then yanks him backwards throwing him against the ring. Crest quickly grabs him suplexing Price on top of the table, then turns hammering him in the head, turns him over in a facelock and steps up on the table raising Price, then drops him down with a ddt to the table smashing it to the floor.


Nick Miller: Wow, never thought I'd see Crest go this far on someone.


Greg Boone: He's out to teach Price a lesson, plus his career is on the line.


Crest gets up holding his elbow, shakes his arm out, then pulls up Price who is bleeding from the head and sends him rolling in the ring. Crest climbs in and gets on the middle turnbuckle leaping off with a fist drop to Price's head, then locks him up in a bow and arrow hold rolling on his back. Price is backfirst on Crest's legs and struggling to get free, he refuses to give up. He tries reaching Crest with some punches, hits him in the chest a few times, but nothing to break the hold. Crest ends up releasing it after a few minutes and gets to his feet. He pulls up Price and whips him into a corner, then charges in with a clothesline, but Price ducks out and nails a spinning heel kick to the back of Crest's head. Price pulls him out from behind looking for a reverse ddt, but Crest fights and twists around hitting a northern lights suplex. He gets up and yanks Price up delivering a reverse atomic drop, then drops him with a clothesline.


Nick Miller: Man, Price with resurrgence, but too worn out it seems to capitalize.


Greg Boone: Admit it, he's just not as good.


Crest lifts up Price whips him into a corner, charges in after him with a clothesline, then grabs him in a side headlock and runs out delivering a bulldog. He gets up yanking Price up and shoves him to the ropes. Price bounces back and Crest moves in lifting him up in a front double leg takedown, but as he brings Price down turns him on his face and drops in a kneeling position to his lower back, nails a couple hard crossfaces, then floats around into a front facelock, lifts up Price kneeing him in the face as he does, quickly grabs his legs flipping him on his back, ties up his legs and turns him over into a sharpshooter sitting back cinching it in hard.


Greg Boone: And there is The Shoot, its all over, Price, just tap now, save yourself for a new company.


Nick Miller: Maybe it is, but maybe Price can fight it, he's trying.


Price is screaming, blood covers his face and he reaches out wanting the ropes, tries to crawl, but Crest hold him in place sitting back as far as he can increasing the pain. Price raises a hand, but clenches into a fist and punches the mat, does the same with his other hand and pushes his body up. Crest looks around as he gets pushed forward, but he suddenly moves forward, then slams backwards sending Price's face into the mat. Crest keeps a hold and sits back. Price screams and raises his hand, its trembling, shaking and then it slaps the mat once and again signaling his submission.


Staci Sparx: Here is your winner of the match and still International Champion.........Chris Crest!


"Numb" by Linkin Park hits the pa as Crest hears the bell and releases the hold. The ref hands him the title and raises his arm in the air as the crowd boos. Crest just makes his exit as Price lays face down.


Nick Miller: Well he couldn't get out of it, but no shame in it, sadly he will have to leave SEF.


Greg Boone: Told ya, I told ya, Crest is the best!


Price is helped out of the ring and up the ramp by a couple guards.





Staci Sparx: The following match is a steel cage and it is for the SEF World Heavyweight Championship!


The opening chords of "Slave To The Grind" by Skid Row are heard and after thirty seconds we finally see Mack come dancing out from the curtain to a mixed reaction and Whitney struts out behind him. He struts around and dances like the ol' school HBK, does some crotch chops and raises his arms high in the air spreading them out almost arrogantly as pyro shoots off on the stage behind him and Whitney holds him from behind.


Staci Sparx: Making his way out to the ring, hailing from Detroit Michigan, he weighs 210 pounds and is accompanied by Whitney Marret, he is the one and only.......MACK!


They head on down the aisle arm in arm acting snobbish to the fans causing some boos. Once at the ring Mack stares up at the cage and Whitney stands next to him rubbing his back. Mack removes his vest and then turns kissing Whitney. He heads up the steps now and thropugh the cage door into the ring. Whitney walks around the ring away from the ramp, her MCW Title draped over her shoulder. The lights go out and after a few seconds we hear "Dark Age" by Vader, some cheering from the crowd and a bluish grey lights comes from the stage. A single spotlight shines down and in it steps the large figure that is the World Champ.


Staci Sparx: And now making his way out, hailing from Devils Hole Nevada, weighing in at 330 pounds, he is the SEF World Heavyweight Champion.........The Resurrector!


A lot of cheers now and Tor is slowly walking down the ramp with his head lowered. He gets to the ring and looks up inside of it, through cage staring at Mack who stares back, then walks to the steel steps, steps to the top of them and raises his arms bringing the lights on. Tor undoes his coat and lets it drop, then removes his hat dropping that and now removes the World Title dropping that. Tor steps through the cage door and the bell rings, then Mack dives at Tor tackling him, shoving him back through the ropes against the almost closed door and down to the floor...winning the match! Staci looks a little confused, but makes the announcement as Mack dives out on Tor hammering him with punches.


Staci Sparx: Here is your winner of the match and still World Heavyweight Champion..........The Resurrector!


Nick Miller: What the hell? Mack just threw the match away, why?


Greg Boone: I wish I knew what he was thinking, damn, what about the title?


Mack is relentless punching Tor in the head. Whitney is just shocked by this and then Tor shoves Mack off and sits up. Mack kicks him in the head, then yells for Whitney's title. She runs over tossing it to him and Mack waits for Tor to stand, then bashes him in the head. He raises his hand showing the kliq sign, then starts pounding on Tor some more. We soon see IX's Viper and Xanthus run out to ringside. Viper has some handcuffs.


Nick Miller: What the hell is going on here?


The three beat on Tor, then hoist him up against the cage and hold his arms out as Viper tries to handcuff him to the cage. Suddenly the lights go out and after like a minute huge buirsts of fire shoot up from the stage. When they lower we see a tall figure dressed in a red and black suit with a matching mask come walking down the ramp. IX looks on, keeps Tor reeling and then X rushes up the ramp meeting this guy with punches. He takes them unfazed and responds with uppercuts, beats X down the ramp and then throws up against the cage and he falls to the floor. Mack flies at this guy, but gets booted in the face and knocked down. Viper turns to him, but gets a punch to the kidneys from Tor and then a boot to the head from the maked man. Whitney is backing around the ring and kneels down out of view as these two big men look at each other. The ref hands the title to Tor and he takes it, then "Dark Age" by Vader plays and the two men walk up the ramp together.


Nick Miller: Who the hell was that?


Greg Boone: I got no idea! They sure weren't very brave jumping IX from behind.


Nick Miller: What?! IX are the ones who jumped Tor, then this new guy met them head on and just tore threw them.


Greg Boone: Tell one side of the story, go ahead Nicky.


Nick Miller: Whatever. Match is over, well, what passes for one, but the war is not. We however got a rumble to get on with.






Staci Sparx: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the 2009 SEF Rumble! To win you must eliminate your opponents by throwing them over the top rope and the winner will receive a World Heavyweight Title shot at Wrestle X!


The lights flicker about as "Catfight" by Lene Alexandra plays throughout the arena. Mixed reaction in the crowd as she begins to comes from beyond the curtains.


Staci Sparx: "Ladies and gentlemen, coming to the ring at 6 foot, weighing in at 170 pounds, she is the rich bitch herself, Elizaaaaaaabeth Hydeeee!!"


Elizabeth comes walking down in a runway type fashion and and puts her hands up as to tell the crowd to talk to the hand. She smirks some as she slides into the ring and jumps up ready to fight. "Never Enough" by Eminem hits the pa now and the crowd boos as Nick makes his way out pumping his fists in the air.


Staci Sparx: Now making his way to the ring, hailing from Boston Massachuessetts, weighing in at 210 pounds.........Nick Roland!


Nick heads down the ramp with cocky steps and gets to the ring hopping up on the apron. He tosses his short off and steps inside pumping his arms in the air. The bell rings now, Nick and Liz just eyes each other and Nick smirks, raises his arms motioning for her to take her best shot. Liz scowls at him, but then she smirks and raises her arms, shakes her head no and moves up to him running her hand up his chest. She then knees him right in the nuts and Nick starts to drop. Liz elbows him in the jaw, then pushes him to the ropes and tries shoving him out of the ring.


Nick Miller: Well damn, Nick getting cocky there and paid for it.


Greg Boone: Poor bastard shoulda just went after her instead of trying to be arrogant.


Nick holds on to the ropes and ends up pushing Liz away, then charges her with aq clothesline, but she ducks and and kicks him in the lower back, then drops him with a reverse ddt. Liz runs to the ropes and bounces off with a senton drop to Nick, then she gets up and pulls Nick up into a facelock nailing a him with a ddt. She climbs to the top turnbuckle now and leaps off with a leg drop across Nick's throat. Liz then pulls Nick up and throws him to the ropes, charges right behind him with a clothesline trying to take him over the top. Nick grabs the middle rope keeping himself in the ring. Liz kicks him low again and lifts him by the legs trying to get him over the top rope, but can't seem to do it. And then we see the clock on the tron show 10 and the crowd begins chanting as it goes down.


Nick Miller: Our third entry is about to come out, wonder who it is?


Greg Boone: Hopefully an IX member.


It gets to 3........2.........1 and the buzzer sounds, then we "Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed and out runs Big Bill Butcher to the ring. He slides in the ring and jumps up charging Liz and Nick. Liz dives out of the way and Nick takes a huge splash, but manages to stay in the ring. Bill then whips hima cross the ring and catches him coming off the ropes lifting him in a press, then just drops him on his face. Liz comes from behind looking for a low blow, but Bill grabs her hand before connecting and turns around yanking her up by the throat, steps to a corner and tosses her in it. Bill jumps up and forward engulfing Liz with a splash and she slumps to the mat.


Nick Miller: Damn Bill is a big, mean, sick son of a bitch.


Greg Boone: Yes he is and those qualities could win him the rumble.


Nick is up and charges Bill with a spear, but he catches Nick and rips him up with pure power in a gutwrench and powerbombs him to the mat. Bill pulls up Nick and runs him to the ropes tossing over the top and turns charging at Liz. Nick hangs on landing on the apron and Liz quickly rolls away from the turnbuckles letting Bill smash into the corner. She hops up and starts delivering a kicks to his midsection, then leaps up wioth a spinning heel kick, but Bill catches her and throws her out to the mat on her back. Nick comes running over leaping up and splashes on Bill, then unloads with punches. Bill knees him in the gut and turns him into the corner slugging him in the gut.


Nick Miller: Roland and Liz are fighting back, but Bill is just too big, oh almost time for another entry.


The clock is counting down from ten as Bill pounds Nick down to the mat, backs up and charges at him slamming a knee to his head. Liz jumps up on his back choking him and the clock gets to 3..............2................1 and the buzzer sounds, then "Floods" by Pantera is heard. Corez comes out doing the crucifix pose, then walks down the ramp. Bill circles around the ring with Liz on his back held on like a pitbull. Corez gets to the ring and kneels down pulling a cookie sheet and stop sign out from under the ring. He slides in with both and takes the cookie sheet bashing Bill over the head, then turns to Nick slamming him in the head and grabs hitting the V-twist.


Nick Miller: Corez bringing in some of his toys to make this chaotic rumble even more chaotic.


Greg Boone: Hell yea, its what we all love to see!


Corez grabs the stop sign and slams it to Liz's back causing her to let go of Bill and fall to the mat. Bill is now on one knee and Corez drops the sign near him, then grabs him looking for the Corez Effect. Bill fights it, punches Corez in the gut and rushes him backwards to the ropes and tries lifting him up over them. Corez pounds on his back and kicks Bill away, then rushes him with a clothesline, but just staggers the big man. Corez runs to the ropes and bounces back ducking past Bill and bounces off the ropes again sliding under his legs, then quickly dives at the back of his legs chop blocking him to one knee. Cores gets up and chops his chest, then hammers him with punches. He picks up the cookie sheet and swings it at Bill who punches the sheet out of Corez's hands. Corez kicks at him and punches as the clock shows 10. Nick is up and comes over hammering on Bill as well, then the two lift him up and hit a double suplex. Liz flies off the top rope with a moonsault on Bill, then stands up and rushes Nick with punches getting him against the ropes. The clock is at 3...............2...............1 and the buzzer sounds, then "X Gonna Give It To Ya" by DMX hits the pa and here comes Westside Wanksta running out.


Nick Miller: Whoa, Wanksta in the rumble, guess for the rumble anyone would want in.


Corez stands ready as Wanksta slides in and pops, the two starts throwing punches and Wanksta just unloads stunning Corez some. He pounds Corez into a corner, then whips hima cross the ring and charges at him, but Bill is up and catches comes into his path shoulderblock Wanksta to the mat with authority. Corez comes out of the corner behind Bill and knees him in the back, then pounds away on him. Liz has Nick on the ropes trying to push him out and Wanksta gets up. He decides to forget Bill and goes over helping Liz. Corez kicks Bill low and drives him down to the mat with a bulldog. He turns him over and starts hammering him with punches.


Nick Miller: pretty good rumble so far with justy five people in.


Nick kicks Liz away and starts pounding on Wanksta trying to back him off. Corez has Bill up on the ropes and tries lifting him by his legs, but he's just too big. Nick pushes Wanksta away and grabs Liz choking her into a corner. Wanksta comes from behind with a club to the back, then pulls Nick out of the corner. He checks on Liz and tries console her, then kiss her, but she shoves him, kicks him low and slaps him across the face.


Nick Miller: Oh man, Wanksta trying to steal a kiss in the rumble and gets what he deserves.


Greg Boone: He's lucky Viper ain't out here yet or he'd be dead.


Nick Miller: Maybe he will be soon, we got another entry coming up.


The clock appears at 10 and counts down now. Nick is helping Corez with Bill and Liz is trying to hurl Wanksta over the top rope. Bill throws some punches trying to get Corez and Nick away from him and gets his feet on the mat. He shoves Nick down and trades punches with Corez as the clock hits 3.............2..............1 and the buzzer sounds, then "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath is heard and out walks half of the Tag Champs, Destruction's Slash! He tears off his masks and vest, rips off his chest and barrels down the ramp sliding in the ring. Bill just sends Corez down and Slash charges at him splashing him against the ropes, then whips Bill across the ring. Bill bounces back and Slash catches him hitting a sidewalk slam.


Nick Miller: A battle of the big men and Slash being fresher and taller just put down Bill.


Greg Boone: Element of surprise he also had.


Slash is hit with punches by Nick, but they have no effect. Slash just grabs him by the throat and rips him up, then tosses him into a corner and charges in with a running splash. Corez comes from behins with a spear to Slash's lower back, then turns the big man around hammering him punches. Slash just pushes Corez sending him across the ring to his ass. Wanksta gets Liz in a corner beating her down in a sitting position, then backs up signaling as if he's gonna do a bronco buster. Slash grabs Wanksta from behind and lifts face up in a press, then throws from th emiddle of the ring over the top rope. Wanksta manages to grab the top and hang on with a foot on the apron, but Slash rushes over with a big boot slamming into Wanksta's head with it sending him flying on to the guard rail eliminating him.


Nick Miller: Oh my god, Slash just killed Wanksta.


Greg Boone: He's a brutal, relentless, remorseless powerhouse.


Slash turns eyeing his surroundings now when Bill rushes him tackling him against the ropes and starts pounding him in the gut. Slash pounds Bill on the back while Nick and Corez rush each other leaving the big men alone. Liz sits in the corner recovering and eyes her opponents when the clock appears at 10.


Nick Miller: Well, we've had our first elimination and now were getting set for our seventh entry.


Slash and Bill are slugging it out now as Corez gets Nick reeling in a corner, then lifts him up. Liz comes over helping out trying to eliminate Nick. The clock reaches 3.................2................1 and the buzzer sounds, then we hear "Slave To The Grind" by Skid Row and the crowd is on their feet, booing yes, but cheering also for Mack.


Nick Miller: Whoa, I didn't think he was in the rumble.


Greg Boone: Me neither.


Mack struts on down the ramp and stops at ringside when Bill and Slash stop brawling and look at him. Corez stops what he's doing and stares while Liz keeps on Nick. Mack looks at them and grins, then hops up on the apron and Bill rushes over at him. Mack drops down burying a shoulder to his gut, then pops up and Slash boots him off the apron to the floor. Nick pushes Liz away who rushes back with a low kick, then she clobbers Corez in the back.


Nick Miller: Whoa, Slash just nailed another boot, but Mack is not eliminated as he was not in the ring yet, though he may be knocked out.


Greg Boone: Damn it, its not fair, let him get in the ring, stop cheapshotting the man.


Slash rushes over to Nick lifting him out of the corner tossing him to the mat. He grabs Corez and Liz by their heads and bashes them together, then drops Liz with a clothesline and hits a gutwrench powerbomb on Corez. Slash turns to Bill looking for a big boot as he leans on the ropes. Bill ducks at the last second and Slash crotches the top rope, then Bill hammers him with punches and runs across the ring bouncing back for a splash, but Slash manages to get up on the ropes and fly off with a huge shoulderblock knocking Bill down.


Nick Miller: Good god, Slash just flew, it looked like a nuclear missile going through the air.


Greg Boone: That was an impressive sight.


Slash gets up and gets rushed with punches by Nick, then Liz rushes him from behind with kicks to his legs. Mack is up on the apron and leaps to the top rope, then flies off with a clothesline at Slash, Liz seeing this and kneels down behind Slash, so when he gets hit he trips over her falling to his back. Nick just looks shocked a little as Mack flew past him, but jumps on Slash throwing some punches. Mack suddenly kicks him in the head, then jumps on Slash punching him. Liz drops a knee to Nick's back and pulls him up on the ropes trying to throw him out. The clock appears at 10 now. Cores is up and helps Liz as Bill starts to pull himself up. Mack gets up and rushes Bill leaping up nailing a knee to his head, then grabs him in a side headlock looking for a bulldog. Bill lifts him up and throws Mack into the ropes and he falls back to the mat. The clock hits 3............2.............1 and the buzzer sounds, then "Rise" by Pantera is heard as Joe Dumar comes walking out to a nice ovation. Bill pulls up Mack and whips him into a corner, then charges him with a spear, grabs a hold and whips him out a side belly to belly suplex.


Nick Miller: Damn, Bill just hit Mack with the Prime Cut.


Greg Boone: Please, Mack's taken worse.


Joe enters the ring and rushes Bill with punches beating him into a corner, beats him down to the mat, then backs up and charges slamming a knee to his head. Mack is stirring and Joe rushes him with a kick to the head, then he yanks up Mack and sets him up double underhook style, lifts him and hits a piledriver.


Nick Miller: Joe just hit Mack with Violent Impact.


Greg Boone: Why is everyone after Mack?


Joe gets up and Slash meets him with a huge spear and then lays in some punches to his skull. Liz and Corez have Nick upside down outside the ropes now, but he's holding on for his life. Bill comes out of the corner clobbering Slash in the back, then pulls him up shoving him into a corner. He rushes Slash looking for the Prime Cut on him, but Slash charges out and the two big men collide chest to chest and stagger back some, but stay standing.


Nick Miller: Damn, that was like to huge bulls meeting head on.


Greg Boone: Their as big as any bulls.


They start throwing punches now and Joe gets up avoiding them, then goes over helping Liz and Corez. The clock appears at 10 now and Mack stirs, crawls to a corner and sits there trying to recover. Nick is slipping down, his grip tight on the bottom rope though. Slash starts to stagger Bill and then shoves him backwards. He looks for a clothesline, but Bill ducks it and drops him with a neckbreaker. He kneels over Slash and starts raining down heavy punches. The clock hits 3............2.............1 and the buzzer sounds, then "Sinner" by Drowning Pool is heard and here comes Scorpion to boos. He heads down the ramp and speeds up seeing Mack. Scorpion slides in the ring and runs right at Mack slamming a knee to his head, then lifts him up in the corner and nails some chops to his chest. He whips Mack out of the corner, but then whips him around into the same corner facing the turnbuckles. Scorpion backs up and nails a superkick to the back of Mack's head, then grabs in a waistlock delivering a german suplex.


Nick Miller: Oh damn, SIN by Scorpion and Mack is down again.


Greg Boone: Ok, this is completely unfair, everyone is ganging up on Mack.


Scorpion stands up grinning and kicks at Mack, then lifts him up and runs him to the ropes trying to toss him out. Mack grabs them and keeps himself in the ring, Scorpion persistent in trying to throw him out. Bill gets up and gives Scorpion a hand getting Mack up on the top rope where he wraps his legs around it. Liz gives on Nick and runs over clubbing Scorpion in the back. Nick ends up clawing his way into the ring under the ropes, Corez and Joe try kicking him back. Slash gets up and looks to each side of the ring wondering who to help or whatever's going through his mind. Corez and Joe leave Nick alone and head over to help Bill. Scorpion is fighting off Liz and Nick gets up only to get clotheslined to hell from Slash who then heads over helping to get Mack out. He's reeling now, hanging on to the ropes kinda diagonally upside down.


Greg Boone: C'mon, leave Mack alone, be fair.


Nick Miller: They are, but apparently they want mack out of the rumble, nothing unfair about this.


Nick pulls himself up and comes running up behind Liz with a clothesline to the back of her neck, then moves out of the way allowing Scorpion to take her down with an sto. Nick and Scorpion look at each other, then toward everyone on Mack and join in with everyone as the clock hits 10.


Greg Boone: Yes, please let this be another IX member, damn it, Liz, get up and help Mack!


Nick Miller: He is in trouble here, guess all these guys want to be the one to eliminate Mack.


Liz is stirring, but hurting as Mack is somehow hanging on with everyone trying to keep him out and get him off the ropes. The clock hits 3..............2.............1 and the buzzer sounds, then "Money, Power, Respect" by The LOX is heard and out walks Whitney Marret to a mixed reaction.


Greg Boone: Oh yea, hurry up Whitney, get in the ring.


Whitney does run down the ramp and slide in the ring. She looks at Liz who sees her and gets up, then the two ladies charge over to everyone, Whitney pulls Nick away dropping him with a reverse ddt, then jumps back up as Liz yanks Joe away into a corner kicking at him. Whitney Corez off whipping him to the ropes. He bounces back and gets a dropkick from Whitney who springs back up charging behind Scorpion and drags him by the hair into a corner and starts kicking him, then chops at his chest. Mack is still in trouble with Slash and Bill on him. Corez comes running ov er with a spear to Mack's midsection knocking him off the ropes, though he holds on to the bottom and before he can fall to the floor yanks his body under the ropes into the ring.


Nick Miller: Wow, that showed some speed and smarts.


Greg Boone: Well duh, its Mack, the smartest there is!


Slash and Bill start stomping the piss outta Mack now and Corez gets up joining them. Whitney takes Scorpion out of the corner with a bulldog. Liz puts Joe down with a hurricanrana off the top rope. The ladies charge Corez slamming him to the back, then deliver a double reverse suplex. They get up eyeing Bill and Slash, look to each other and then charge Bill hammering him with punches. They get him in a corner and Whitney starts choking Bill while Liz delivers a kick to his lower regions. Slash lifts up Mack in the air with both hands, then whips around tossing him into a corner. Slash charges at him, but Mack ducks down and out letting Slash hit the turnbuckles. Whitney comes running over and leaps into the air delivering a dropkick to Slash, then bounces up hammering him with punches. Liz is choking Bill with her foot and Mack pulls himself up now. Nick and Scorpion are up and charge him against the ropes and try throwing him out. Mack nails some elbows to Nick and starts trading punches with Scorpion. Whitney runs over taking Nick down with a bulldog, then helps Mack put Scorpion down. Slash comes barreling over and Mack tackles Whitney to the mat keeping both from getting hit. Mack jumps up as Slash turns and BAM, Da Shows Ova puts him down.


Greg Boone: Oh yea, now that's a real finisher, way to go Mack.


Nick Miller: It is one way to put down the monster Slash.


The clock now hits 10 and Mack pulls Whitney up who goes over to Liz, the two whip Bill out of the corner and Mack drops him with Da Shows Ova as well. The three step back in a corner together recovering as everyone else is stirring to their feet.Joe and Corez get up leaning on the ropes while Nick stumbles up in a corner and Scorpion pulls himself up in another corner and the clock hits 3.................2..................1 and the buzzer sounds, then over the pa we hear "MIIISTERRR CLIIINTONNNN" followed "TNT" by AC/DC and out comes Clint Clinton and he runs to the ring sliding in. He's met by Whitney and Liz with punches, but fights them off shoving Liz down and trades punches with Whitney. Liz gets up, but she's speared into a corner by Joe. Scorpion goes for Whitney, but Mack heads him off tackling him to the mat. Corez jumps on Mack's back with a double axe handle smash. He and Scorpion starts beating on Mack and Nick looks on for a second, then runs over clubbing Whitney in the back and helps Clinton. Slash gets to his feet shaking his head and runs over smashing Joe from behind slamming him into Liz in the corner engulfing both. Slash pulls Joe out delivering a backbreaker, then he grabs Liz lifting her up and delivers a powerslam. He gets up and charges over with a double clothesline knocking Nick and Clinton down, then backs up and boots Whitney in the face sending her down. Slash pulls her up and whips her to a corner, then charges at her with a splash.


Nick Miller: Damn, I think Slash is pissed off


Greg Boone: He always is.


Scorpion and Corez have Mack up backfirst against the ropes trying to lift him out by his legs. Slash runs over shoving the two away, then pulls Mack off the ropes and up for a spinebuster, but drives forward tossing Mack over the ropes. Mack lands on the apron and starts swinging at Slash while holding the top rope. Scorpion and Corez get up and try to get in around Slash to get Mack off the apron. Bill gets up and comes charging behind Slash slamming against him sending Mack's feet swinging back into the air. He keeps a hold of the top rope and swings back driving his feet into Slash's gut sending him back into Bill. Clinton and Nick get up and come over to help Scorpion and Corez. Joe pulls himself and joins them, Mack is fighting like crazy to stay on the apron. Bill and Slash now trade punches as Whitney helps up Liz and the clock hits 10. They rush over fighting off the five on Mack, so its IX against five and considering Mack's situation its pretty well even. Whitney has Scorpion in a corner while Liz tries lifting Nick over the ropes and Mack battles against Joe and Clinton. Corez goes over and helps Scorpion and the clock hits 3.....................2......................1 and the buzzer sounds, then we hear "Enter Sandman" by Motorhead and here comes Hardcore Haz through the crowd with his cane drinking beer.


Nick Miller: Here comes the ultimate Sandman fan!


Greg Boone: Oh great!


Mack pokes Joe in the eye, then knees Clinton in the gut and leaps up over him turning in midair pulling Clinton down in a backcracker move. Joe drops an elbow on Mack and starts punching him in the head. Haz finally makes it to the ring and leaps to the top rope with his cane. Joe sees and jumps up pointing to Mack, so Haz leaps off delivering a cane shot to his head.


Nick Miller: Hazardous on Mack as Haz makes his entrance into the rumble.


Greg Boone: No fair, that cane is illegal.


Nick Miller: Not in the rumble!


Haz swings the cane catching Clinton in the head knocking him back down, then he cracks Liz in the back and drops her with a white russian leg sweep. Haz rolls up on his feet and catches Nick in the head dropping him. He runs over slamming the cane to Corez's back, then cracks Whitney over the head slumping her in the corner and cracks Scorpion in the ribs. He slams the cane to Corez's head dropping him, then does the same to Scorpion. He looks around seeing Joe who just nods his head in approcal and then doesthe crucifix pose, but Haz slams him over the head dropping him.


Nick Miller: Oh damn, no one is safe from that cane.


Slash is choking out Bill in a corner and Haz comes over cracking him over the back. He feels it, but turns showing no pain and charges at Haz ripping him up and hitting a spinebuster on him. Bill comes running out of the corner now and Slash turns catching him for a powerslam, but steps to the ropes before dropping right out to the floor and Mack seeing his feet leave the mat quickly grabs Slash's legs and lifts him up and over dumping him to the floor.


Greg Boone: Yea, hell yea, now that is the man, did ya see that? Mack just took out the two biggest men in the rumble so far.


Nick Miller: Well actually Slash eliminated Bill and Mack took advantage of the big men, smart move though.


Mack stands up grinning as the clock appears at 10. He sees everyone down and the clock counting down, so he gets a little cocky and lays up on the top turnbuckle. Everyone is stirring, pulling themselves up, Whitney sees Mack gets in the corner where he is hitting him playfully for being so cocky. Liz looks around and stumbles over getting supported by Whitney. The clock hits 3....................2...................1 and the buzzer sounds, then "Bad Religion" by Godsmack hits and out runs Mesa sliding in the ring. He pops up and runs over leaping up and crashing on Whitney and Liz, then tries pushing Mack off the top rope. Whitney and Liz recovers and pound Mesa in the back. Scorpion and Corez are up and come over going after the women while Mesa stays on Mack who is sitting up now and raining down punches.


Greg Boone: Damn it, leave Mack alone, he never did nothing to no one.


Nick Miller: Whatever you say.


Haz and Joe are up and brawling with each other while Clinton and Nick fight each other. Corez gets Liz in another corner lifting her up trying to get her over the ropes. Whitney ends up dropping Scorpion with a ddt and runs over clubbing Corez in the back pulling him off Liz. Clinton gets dropped by Nick who runs over to Liz leaping up with a clothesline taking her over the top rope and himself. Both hold on to the rope and try pulling themselves up while fighting each other. Clinton gets up and runs over with a dropkick to Liz knocking her to the floor. He gets up and kicks at Nick, punches him, then Scorpion comes running and dropkicks him sending Nick to the floor.


Nick Miller: Two more eliminations, the first two entries of the rumble lasting a little over twenty minutes.


Scorpion gets Clinton to help him go after Whitney and they get her on the ropes trying to toss her out. Corez helps out as well. Mack kicks Mesa backwards and leaps off the top rope delivering a hurricanrana to Mesa. Mack pops up and runs over clobbering Scorpion with a forearm, then drops him with a suplex. He gets up and hammers Clinton with punches. Whitney kicks Corez away and springs off the ropes dropping him with a clothesline. Mack whips Clinton across the ring as the clock appears at 10. Clinton bounces back and Mack slides under him and Whitney nails a dropkick to Clinton. Mack grabs him from behind and nails a release german suplex.


Nick Miller: Some nice teamwork from Mack and Whitney, very nice.


Greg Boone: Of course, their better than a team, their a couple.


Mack and Whitney grin at each other, then Mack heads over tackling Haz to the mat while Whitney comes behind Joe low blowing him, then yanks him backwards locking him in the Southern Sleeper. The clock hits 3................2..................1 and the buzzer sounds, then "Rock And Roll All Nite" by Kiss hits and out steps Trent Flash to boos.


Nick Miller: Whoa, Flash is back in SEF, least for one night I assume.


Greg Boone: But what a night it is!


Flash comes down the ramp and gets in the ring going for Mack with a kick to his head, then lifts him up and shoves him to the ropes. Mack bounces back and gets nailed with a hard kick to the side of his head going down, then Flash goes to the top rope and leaps off with a corkskrew senton bomb to him. He gets up and grabs Mack running him to the ropes tossing him over the top. Mack holds on as Flash tries pushing him out. Mesa, Corez, and Clinton come over helping out Flash and Scorpion gets up, but runs at Whitney kicking her in the head. Haz pulls himself up and heads over to help get Mack out. Scorpion yanks up Whitney and shoves her into a corner, then charges with a spear and lifts her up to the top rope. He climbs up to deliver a superplex and Joe comes over getting under Scorpion. As he delivers the superplex Joe lifts up hitting a powerbomb.


Nick Miller: Oh man, what a hell of a move there with Whitney taking the worst of it and Mack with no help as he's being ganged up yet again.


Greg Boone: No shit, this is fucking unfair!


Joe gets up and looks down, then looks over seeing Mack almost out and now he goes to help with that. Scorpion starts to get up, rolls to the ropes and pulls himself up. Whitney starts to sit up and Scorpion runs over kicking her in the back, then pulls her up from behind and delivers a german suplex on her. Mack is trying to come in under the ropes, but Scorpion runs over with a baseball slide dropkicking him in the head. Mack flies off the ropes, but actually is saved since everyone has a hold of his legs from trying to dump him out. Before they can let go Mack gets a hold of the bottom rope again, then pulls himself back in the ring. Everyone just starts stomping the hell out of him now, pushing each other to get at Mack. The clock appears at 10 now and Whitney gets to her feet. She runs over spearing Scorpion to the mat and lays in punches on him something fierce. Flash lunges at Joe now punching him over into a corner and the clock hits 3..............2...............1 and the buzzer sounds. "Working Man" by Rush hits the pa and out runs Shane Spencer sliding in the ring. He's met by Corez, but overpowers him with punches, whips him to a corner and charges him with a clothesline, then drops him with a ddt. Shane charges over Haz with a club to the back, then drops him with a reverse ddt. He gets up and hammers Clinton with punches, whips him to the ropes and looks for a spear. Clinton knees him in the head and looks for a clothesline, but Shane ducks and delivers a bulldog to Clinton.


Nick Miller: Haven't seen Spencer since Wrestling Underground was around and he looks pretty good.


Mes ais on Shane with kicks now, picks him up and whips him into a corner. then charges leaping up for a splash. Shane ducks out letting him hit the turnbuckles, then drops Mesa with a neckbreaker. Mack is up and tackles Shane into the corner, hammers with punches, then hip tosses him out to the mat. He goes to pick him up, but Shane kicks Mack away, gets to his feet and hammers him with punches into the corner. Flash has Joe up on the ropes trying to get him out and Corez comes over helping him. Whitney has Scorpion up, but gets raked in the eyes and taken down with a russian leg sweep. Scorpion heads over and helps Shane and the two get Mack up on the ropes. Haz and Clinton are brawling while Mesa heads over to help get Mack out. Whitney starts getting up and sees Mack in trouble. She bolts over and kicks Scorpion low, tosses him down and hammers Mesa with punches. Clinton gets Haz against the ropes and tries lifting him over the top. Joe kicks Flash and Corez away and gets back to the mat, trades punches with the two and gets beat into the corner.


Nick Miller: Lot of action happening, getting chaotic like usual.


Greg Boone: Hell yea it is!


Mack and Shane are brawling now, Shane seems to have the upperhand being fresher. He whips Mack to the ropes and looks for a dropkick, but Mack stops short letting him fall to the mat. He runs up on him stomping on Shane's chest, then drops an elbow to him. Whitney has Mesa in a corner, but Scorpion clobbers her across the back. Mack gets up and hammering Scorpion in the back and drags him away, lifts him up hitting a reverse suplex, then drops an elbow to his chest and starts hammering him with punches. Corez runs over kicking Mack in the head now. Mesa has Whitney in the corner beating down to the mat. He backs up and leaps at her with a dropkick to the head. The clock appears at 10 and Haz kicks Clinton away who ends up helping Corez with Mack getting him on the ropes. Flash sees this runs over helping out. Mesa gives his support to the effort of once again trying to eliminate Mack and Shane gets helping. Joe and Haz look at each other, then across the ring and head over helping to get Mack outside the ropes where he gets his feet on the apron and holds on while firing off some punches. The clock hits 3...........2............1 and the buzzer sounds, then "Walk" by Pantera hits and the crowd cheers for L.A. Jay. He comes walking out doing the thumb gesture as the crowd chants his name. Scorpion is up and runs over kicking Whitney in the corner right in her head, then chokes her with his foot.


Greg Boone: Fuck, this isn't fair, you can't team up, its everyone for themselves!


Nick Miller: It is everyone for themselves, but its not illegal to team up.


Jay gets to the ring and slides in, then runs behind Scorpion stepping up his back to the top rope and flies off with a kick to Mack's head knocking him off the apron landing on his feet on the floor. The whole crowd just goes quiet for a few seconds, then roars back to life.


Nick Miller: Mack is out, with everyone pushing and Jay's well placed timing with that kick, Mack is eliminated!


Greg Boone: Damn it, NOOOOOOOO!


Mack stands there stunned, then goes to get back in, but a couple refs hold him back telling him he's out. Everyone in the ring just smiles, then Scorpion rushes over clotheslining Jay to the mat, keeps going to the ropes and bounces off running back to Whitney with a kick, but she moves out of the way and he slams into the corner. Mesa and Corez start brawling while Flash runs over behind Scorpion yanking him down to the mat. Haz and Joe team up on Clinton in another corner while Shane pulls up Jay and whips him to the ropes. Jay bounces off and ducks a clothesline, then whips around with a spinning kick knocking Shane down. Jay helps Mesa and they send Corez to a corner. Mesa then kneels down in front of Corez while Jay runs and leaps on to Mesa's back flying at Corez with a kick to the head. He and Mesa lifts up Corez for a double suplex, but send him over the top rope. He lands the apron and they try to push him off. The clock appears at 10 and Joe runs over leaping over Jay and Mesa coming down on Corez with his body knocking him off to the floor.


Nick Miller: There goes Corez and in a few seconds we'll have someone come in the ring.


Jay, Mesa, and Joe run over to where Clinton as Haz reeling. Jay and Joe double clothesline Clinton almost over the ropes and Mesa lifts him by the legs, Haz helps and they dump him out to the floor. The clock hits 3............2...........1 and the buzzer sounds, then "Closer" by Nine Inch Nails hits and out walks Red Flowers.


Greg Boone: Whoa, having seen him in a couple years.


Nick Miller: No, not since the brief fued between he and Mesa.


Red comes into the ring and Mesa meets him with punches, Jay helping his partner and they beat Red into a corner. Flash is brawling with Shane while Scorpion and Whitney are trading chops. Haz and Joe charge behind Flash with clubs to the back, then pull him backwards trying to dump him over the top rope. Shane comes over lifting Flash's legs looking to help. Flash kicks and holds on to the ropes trying to stay in the ring. Jay and Mesa have Red up on the top rope trying to push him out. Whitney gets the best of Scorpion and whips him into a corner, then charges after him with a clothesline and pulls him out hitting a bulldog. She gets up and runs over getting under Flash and pushes up, the combined effort of the four is enough to send Flash out to the floor.


Nick Miller: There goes Flash.


Whitney hammers Joe with punches now and Shane goes after Haz. Red fights his way back to his feet and sends Mesa down, then starts hammering Jay. Scorpion pulls himself up and goes for Whitney with a kick to the back of her leg. Joe drops her with a clothesline, then Scorpion pulls her up to the ropes. Joe helps him try to eliminate her. Mesa gets back up and goes for Red, he and Jay take back control. Shane has Haz reeling in a corner, then whips him out to the ropes, he bounces back and gets hit with a dropkick. Shane pulls up Haz and runs him over the top rope, Haz landing on the apron and they trade punches. Joe is kicked away by Whitney, sees Haz on the apron and runs over it seems to hit Shane, but he moves and Joe slams into Haz knocking him to the floor.


Nick Miller: Oh man, those two are friends and it seemed Joe was going to help Haz, but Shane moved and Haz is out now.


Greg Boone: Or he hit him on purpose.


Joe looks out shaking his head and Shane takes advantage low blowing Joe, then hurls him over the top rope to the floor.


Greg Boone: He was too sympathetic to win, good riddance.


The clock hits 10 and Whitney has Scorpion reeling backwards. Shane heads over to help Jay and Mesa and the three get Red up on the top rope trying to eliminate him, but Red hangs on to the top rope. Whitney kicks Scorpion in the gut and looks for Southern Pride, but Scorpion fights out backing up and nails a hard forearm to her face. Whitney responds with a punch, then another kick, but lower really taking some spark outta Scorpion. She nails him with Southern Pride now and the clock hits 3..............2..............1 and the buzzer sounds. "Numb" by Linkin Park hits and out runs Chris Crest sliding in the ring. He stands and faces off with Whitney, the two circle and then move into a lockup. Crest backs up Whitney, shoves her a little, then dives in grabbing her legs and forces her facedown to the mat. Crest drops to her lower back and nails some forearms to her head, floats around applying a facelock and brings Whitney to her feet. He brings up a knee, but she blocks it with her hands and then low blows Chris. He staggers backwards and Whitney charges him with spear and stays on him with punches.


Nick Miller: Man, Chris was looking for The Shoot on Whitney, but with anything going in the rumble she escaped it with that low blow.


Greg Boone: Exactly, anything goes and Chris knows it, so no excuses, she's just better.


Red is almost on the other side of the ropes now and Whitney gets up and runs over sliding out of the ring, grabs Red and pulls him down to the floor, then she slides back in the ring.


Nick Miller: Whoa, smart move by Whitney.


Greg Boone: That's why she's so great.


Jay and Mesa start double teaming Shane with punches and Chris is getting up, so Whitney runs over with a kick to his back, then yanks him up on the ropes trying to toss him out. Scorpion is pulling himself up, holds his head and crawls to the ropes. He gets to his feet and leans on the ropes recovering a bit. Scorpion then heads for Whitney slamming a forearm to her back, then to the back of her head and tries to hurl her over the top rope. Chris helps him, but Whitney holds on to the ropes and the clock appears at 10. Shane kicks Jay away and starts punching Mesa. He gets on his feet and shoves Mesa back, but Jay leaps up with a spinning heel kick nearly knocking Shane over the ropes. Mesa dives at him taking over to the apron and Shane hangs on and throws punches. The clock hits 3................2...............1 and the buzzer sounds, then "Domination" by Pantera hits and here comes Viper to a mixed reaction.


Greg Boone: Oh yea, the dominant one is about clean house.


Nick Miller: He's good enough to do that even without being fresher than everyone.


Viper hits the ring quick and heads over to Chris clubbing him across the back, then whips him to the ropes and catches him with a hard clothesline. Whitney is fighting off Scorpion and kicks him back, then Viper bolts over hitting him with Venom. He jumps up and runs over tackling Jay into a corner. Shane punches Mesa backwards, but Whitney comes flying over with a dropkick sending Shane to the floor.


Nick Miller: There goes Shane courtesy of Whitney.


Whitney and Mesa trade punches now while Viper beats Jay down to the mat in the corner. Scorpion is rolling on the mat holding his ribs and Viper yanks up Jay delivering a belly to belly suplex out of the corner. He gets up and grabs Scorpion running him to the ropes hurling over the top, but Scorpion hangs on and tries pushing himself backwards. Viper tries pushing him out. Whitney whips Mesa to the ropes and readies for a clothesline, but Mesa ducks around her and nails a neckbreaker. Chris is up and runs at Viper who lets Scorpion go and catches Chris nailing a spinebuster on him.


Greg Boone: That is the man, truly dominant.


Nick Miller: I thought Mack was the man?


Greg Boone: They both are, now shut up!


Scorpion starts pounding on Viper's back, then runs him into a corner smashing him into the turnbuckles. Mesa helps Jay up and they pulls Whitney up on to the ropes looking to dump her out. Chris pulls himself up and runs over helping Scorpion with Viper, then they lift him up by his legs trying to send him over the turnbuckles, but Viper holds ont o the top rope. The clock appears at 10. Viper tries getting free, but can't really reach around. Whitney is hung up on the ropes, tries kicking back, but Jay and Mesa grab her legs. Viper pulls himself over the turnbuckles a little and tries turning over as the clock hits 3...............2..............1 and the buzzer sounds. Boos are heard when "Replica" by Fear Factory hits and out runs Michael McMoney.


Nick Miller: Whoa, now this is a shocker of a return.


Greg Boone: Yea, crazy seeing McMoney back.


McMoney slides into the ring and looks at Viper, then looks at Whitney and appears shifty eyed, then runs over slamming a forearm to Mesa's back, hurls him into a corner sending him into the ringpost, then charges Jay dropping him with a clothesline. He runs across the ring clubbing Chris across the back, then whips him to the ropes and looks for a spear. Chris kicks him in the head and charges for a clothesline. McMoney ducks it and drops him with a neckbreaker. Viper kicks Scorpion away and gets to his feet, then shoves Scorpion backwards and McMoney kicks him in the gut and quickly hits him with Greed. He stands up and eyes Viper cautiously. Whitney drops Jay with a ddt and stands up, steps over in front of the two and smirks. She winks at Viper who lashes out at McMoney with punches, then Whitney spears him against the ropes. Viper grabs his legs lifting him up and Whitney gets under him pushing up.


Nick Miller: Whoa, almost seemed like a little friendly reunion, but Viper and Whitney showing none of it now.


Greg Boone: Guess McMoney ain't IX material anymore.


Chris gets up and rushes Mesa with atackle against the ropes, lifts him up trying to take him over the top, but Mesa grabs a hold of the top rope. Jay starts to get up and sees Mesa in trouble. He pulls himself up and hammers Chris across the back, Mesa kicks at Chris and Jay drops down with a sweep to the back of his legs bringing Chris down on his back. Jay leps up to the top rope and flies off with the West Coast Splash to Chris. Mesa is on the top rope and follows up with the Arabian Aerial Assault.


Nick Miller: The West Coast Crash by Jay and Mesa, damn, Chris has to be hurting.


The clock appears at 10 as Jay and Mesa pull up Chris and try hurling over the ropes. McMoney kicks at Whitney sending her backwards, then punches Viper trying to get him away. Whitney runs back over with a clothesline trying to take McMoney over, but can't quite do it. The clock hits 3...............2................1 and the buzzer sounds. "Cherry Pie" by Warrant hits the pa and then out runs Julie and everyone cheers. She speeds down the ramp and into the ring. Julie leaps up and runs over grabbing Chris' legs while Jay and Mesa are pushing on him and he gets dumped out to the floor. Viper is punched away by McMoney, then Julie eyes Whitney and the ladies charges McMoney with a double clothesline taking him over the top rope to the floor.


Nick Miller: Julie returns and helps take out two people just like that.


Greg Boone: The only other woman besides Whitney who us anybody in SEF.


Nick Miller: Can't really argue that.


Jay and Mesa stand together while Julie high fives Whitney and Viper and they stand together. Scorpion gets up to his feet looking at both groups, then moves closer to Jay and Mesa motioning to work together against the other three. Appears they will and the three groups staredown now moving a little closer to each other.


Nick Miller: A standoff here, seems Julie is IX material still.


Greg Boone: Well duh, she's way bigger than McMoney.


Scorpion suddenly rushes Whitney with punches and this causes the other four to clash. Julie leaps at Jay while Viper tackles Mesa into a corner. Whitney fights back against Scorpion and gets a knee to his midsection. She whips him to a corner and runs at him, but Scorpion gets a boot up in her face, then turns Whitney into the corner lifting her up trying to push her over the top rope. Julie has Jay reeling in a corner while Viper buries his shoulder to Mesa's gut. He rips him up on the top rope and climbs up delivering a superplex. Viper gets up and heads over clubbing Scorpion across the back, then spins him around hurling over the top rope. Scorpion gets his arms around it and keeps from going over. Whitney gets down and helps Viper try and push Scorpion out. The clock appears at 10 as Jay fights back against Julie. Mesa pulls himself up and slams a knee to Julie's back, then he and Jay get Julie on the ropes trying to toss her out. The clock hits 3..............2............1 and the buzzer sounds, then we hear "Iron Man" by Black Sabbath hit the pa.


Nick Miller: Oh no, here comes the other half od Destruction, we know its Thrash because Slash was already out here and has been eliminated.


Thrash steps yanking off his mask and vest, tears off his chaps dropping them and charges down the ramp to cheers. He slides in the ring and stands up. Jay and Mesa turn staring at him as Julie steps into a corner. Viper and Whitney leave Scorpion alone and stand back staring at Thrash. Scorpion falls to the mat and Thrash charges at Jay and Mesa looking for a double clothesline. They both duck and turn hammering him with punches. Thrash turns swinging his arms in a double axe handle knocking both back. Viper and Whitney run over, but Thrash sees them and counters their double clothesline with his own dropping them. Thrash runs at Scorpion kicking him in the head, then charges at Julie in the corner. She moves out of the way letting him crash, then nails some kicks to his legs, pulls him out looking for a reverse ddt, but Thrash turns and lifts her up with ease tossing her across the ring and she lands on her face.


Nick Miller: Good god what a monster.


Greg Boone: Yes he is.


Jay and Mesa rush him and Thrash kicks Mesa in the gut, but takes a spinning wheel kick from Jay staggering him against the ropes. Jay gets up and tries lifting his legs to lift him over the ropes, Mesa helps, but Thrash pounds both across the backs, then with all his strength he wraps his huge arms around each midsection and rips both men up and over delivering a double powerbomb.


Nick Miller: OH MY GOD!


Greg Boone: Unbelievable!


Thrash stays on his feet and sneers as the crowd roars. Viper charges over with Venom to Thrash smashing him against the ropes. He lifts up on his legs trying to get Thrash over the ropes, but Thrash knees him in the head and raises Viper up headbutting him. Viper staggers back and Thrash boots him in the head. Whitney sees this and Thrash sees her, then charges across the ring as the clock appears at 10. Whitney slides under his legs and gets up diving behind Thrash with a chop block, but he stays on his feet. She low blows him now and leaps up on his back trying to pulls him down in the Southern Sleeper. The clock hits 3..............2..............1 and the buzzer sounds. "Distant Dream" by Vader is heard and out runs Pung Loa to the ring. He slides in and starts kicking the back of Thrash's legs trying to bring him down. Thrash swings around with a clobbering backhand to Pung, then boots him in the head. he backs up into a corner smashing Whitney into it. She lets go of him and Scorpion comes running over hammering Thrash with punches. Thrash just shoves him and charges out like a bull clotheslining him so hard Scorpion does a 360.


Nick Miller: Man what a beast Thrash is, no one can put him down.


Greg Boone: Yea and we got IX members in there, what the hell is going on?


Jay and Mesa are supporting each other on the ropes and Thrash charges over with a double clothesline sending both men to the floor. Viper clubs Thrash across the back, turns him around and starts hammering him with punches beating over into a corner. He knees Thrash in the gut, nails a few more punches, then grabs him in a side headlock looking for a bulldog. Thrash lifts up Viper and sends him flying across the ring to the mat. Julie and Whitney charge Thrash hitting him with a double spear slamming back into the corner, then they just go nuts hitting with punches. they look for an irish whip, but Thrash don't budge. Instead he rushes out dropping the ladies with a double clothesline. Pung Loa comes leaping with a dropkick to Thrash's knee, then Scorpion rushes over leaping up with a knee to his head, then hammers him with punches. Pung starts nailing kicks to his back and legs while Viper comes over and hits some punches to Thrash's ribs. Julie starts kicking at Thrash's legs now and Whitney takes over for Viper who gets up on the middle turnbuckle, then decides to step on the top turnbuckle and leap off catching Thrash by the head driving him to th emat with a bulldog.


Nick Miller: Damn, they did it, took six people, but they got Thrash down.


Scorpion suddenly rushes Whitney tackling her to the mat, but Julie kicks him in the ribs. Pung is kicking at Thrash now while Viper stomps on him. Julie pulls Scorpion into a corner kicking at his ribs, then Whitney gets up running over with a forearm to Scorpion. She and Julie lift him to the top rope and climb up delivering a double superplex. The clock appears at 10 and Viper has Thrash up looking for the Unforgiven. Thrash fights it, but Pung kicks at his legs and pounds on his back, then Viper drops him with the move. He stands up and motions to Pung to help toss the big man out, so the two lift up Thrash and get up leaning on the ropes. Whitney and Julie come over and help lift up on Thrash trying to dump him over the ropes. The clock hits 3.................2.................1 and the buzzer sounds, then "Not Meant For Me" by Wayne Static hits the pa and the crowd boos. Midnight comes out and runs to the ring sliding in, then gets up and rushes behind Viper kicking him low. She drags him back and drops him with a reverse ddt. Whitney tackles her to the mat now and lays in punches on Midnight. She rolls Whitney over hammering her with punches, then Whitney rolls her over and so forth. Julie runs over kicking Midnight in the head, then rips her up against the ropes and stares dead in her eyes, slaps her across the face, knees her in the stomach and runs her to a corner sending Midnight shouldefirst to the ringpost.


Nick Miller: Oh damn, Julie is fired right up.


Greg Boone: Yea, she just owned Midnight!


Scorpion comes over helping with Thrash, but no use as he kicks Pung down, sends Viper backwards and starts punching Scorpion. Whitney and Julie rush over hammering on Thrash, but he just kicks Scorpion in the gut, then grabs both Whitney and Julie and bashes their heads together. Thrash charges Scorpion dropping him with a clothesline. Midnight pulls Thrash around reaches up with both hands to choke him, but Thrash pushes her arms up and apart, rips her straight up in a press, then launches her across the ring letting her land on her stomach. Puncg runs at Thrash, but gets caught by Thrash's hand choking him. Thrash rips Pung up and around tossing him over the top rope to the floor.


Nick Miller: Damn, Thrash just threw Pung out like a feather.


Greg Boone: Well compared to Thrash Pung Loa is a feather!


Midnight is up on the ropes and Julie runs at her with a crossbody nearly taken her out of the ring. Thrash charges over and gives a little push sending the women out to the floor.


Nick Miller: Whoa, Julie looking to eliminate herself just to get Midnight out and Thrash makes sure they both go.


The clock appears at 10 and Thrash charges Whitney, but Viper cuts him off with a shoulderblock staggering the big man. Viper runs to the ropes and comes back for another, but instead ducks around him and surprises Thrash with a neckbreaker dropping him. Scorpion runs over and drops a leg to his throat, then gets up and stomps on Thrash as does Viper. Whitney comes over doing the same as the clock hits 3...............2...............1 and the buzzer sounds. "Black Diamond" by Kiss hits the pa and out steps Hal Havoc to a mixed reaction. He heads down the ramp and steps into the ring. Havoc walks over and motions that they outta throw Thrash out, so he, Viper, Whitney, and Scorpion lift the big man up and try getting him over the ropes. Whitney and Scorpion lift him by the legs while Havoc and Viper get under Thrash pushing him up. Thrash holds on to the top rope using that strength of his keeps himself from going over the ropes.


Nick Miller: Man, its gonna take more people than that to get Thrash out or someone as big, but I don't know if we'll see anyone in the rumble that size.


Thrash starts kicking his legs and sends Whitney and Scorpion stumbling backwards. Thrash pushes himself off the ropes, but Viper and Havoc hold him up. Thrash forces himself back and grabs both by their heads dropping both with reverse ddts. Whitney nails a kick to Thrash's back while Scorpion runs to the ropes and bounces off with a dropkick to Thrash's head. Whitney bounces off the ropes with a senton drop to Thrash and gets up letting Scorpion fly off the top rope with a an elbow drop to his chest.


Nick Miller: Crazy seeing Whitney and Scorpion work together, but they are doing good.


Greg Boone: Well both are great athletes.


Viper and Havoc get up pulling Thrash up near the ropes and looks for a double suplex, but Thrash blocks it and lifts them both up and over suplexing them. Thrash gets up and gets kicked in the ribs by Scorpion and Whitney, still he gets up and shoves Whitney, then punches Scorpion and whips him into a corner. Thrash charges him engulfing Scorpion with a running splash, then tosses him out to the mat. Whitney leaps up dropkicking Thrash staggering him into the corner, then Viper charges over with a clothesline and moves letting Havoc hit him with a clothesline and the clock appears at 10. The three kick at Thrash and Scorpion gets up getting on it. Thrash Throws some punches at Viper and Havoc trying to get them back, but with all four on him even he's getting a little overwhelmed. The clock hits 3...........2.........1 and the buzzer sounds, then "Rebel Yell" by Billy Idol hits and out runs Johnny Rebel. He rips off his leather coat dropping it and steps up on the apron, over the top rope and yells for for a clear path. Viper pulls Whitney back while Havoc and Scorpion back off and Rebel charges in smashing into Thrash with a huge clothesline, then whips him to the rope and looks for a big boot. Thrash ducks it and bounces back leaping up with a shoulderblock knocking Rebel down.


Nick Miller: Damn, I thoughy Rebel would do more than he did, but Thrash is just too damn big.


Greg Boone: Rebel's just tall and lanky anyways, he can't compare to Thrash.


Viper and Havoc clobber Thrash from behind and keep him on the mat while Scorpion and Whitney collide with punches. Rebel gets up, so Viper and Havoc hold up Thrash restraining him. Rebel charges over dropping him with a big boot. Viper and Havoc pick him back up and run Thrash to the ropes trying to hurl him over. They each lift him up from the side and Rebel comes over lifting Thrash's legs up. Scorpion has Whitney in a corner rocking her with punches, then whips her to the opposite corner and charges at her. Whitney gets a boot up stopping Scorpion, then takes him down with an sto. She gets up and runs over getting under Thrash helping to try and eliminate him.


Nick Miller: They got Thrash down and now trying to eliminate him again, but can they do it?


Greg Boone: We'll see!


Scorpion stirs and sits in a corner while everyone else keeps on Thrash who is resisting and fighting, kicking his legs and trying to power himself away from the ropes. Scorpion gets up as the clock appears at 10 and he runs over kicking rebel in the back of his legs, then pulls him into a corner and kicks him in the midsection, then nails a few chops to his chest. Thrash kicks Viper and Havoc back and gets down to his feet, Whitney moving out of the way and delivering a kick to his ribs, then whips around with a spinning heel kick to his back. The clock hits 3...............2................1 and the buzzer sounds, then "I Don't Want To Stop" by Ozzy Osbourne hits and out runs Thor to cheers. he slides into the ring and charges at Thrash hitting The Gore on him smashing him against the ropes.


Nick Miller: Gore by Thor on Thrash as he enters and this could be what everyone needs to get rid of Thrash.


Rebel shoves Scorpion off him and drops him with a big boot, then helps Thor whip Thrash across the ring and hit him with a double clothesline. Viper and Havoc come over and help hoist up Thrash with Thor. Rebel motions to get him against ropes and lift him up, so they do. He backs up across the ring and then runs over there looking for a big boot, but Thrash knocks the other three of him and ducks away letting Rebel crotch the top rope. Thrash runs across the ring and bounces back with a huge clothesline leaving the mat a little. Viper, Whitney, Havoc, and Thor lift him up by his legs dumping Thrash out after Rebel.


Nick Miller: Well there goes Thrash after he took Rebel out.


Greg Boone: Oh well, Rebel wasn't gonna win anyways.


Viper jumps Havoc with punches and sends him to a corner, then he and Whitney tackle Thor into another corner. Scorpion is up and runs up behind Whitney dragging her by her hair and whips her to the ropes. She bounces back and he delivers a knee to her stomach, then slams her to the mat. Havoc comes over behind Viper with a club to the back, then he and Thor get Viper in the corner pummeling him. Scorpion kneels over Whitney hammering her with punches. Havoc and Thor lift Viper up on the ropes trying to throw him out when the clock appears at 10.


Nick Miller: Been a hell of a rumble and were down to three more people left to come out.


Scorpion yanks up Whitney throwing her into a corner, then leaps on to the middle turnbuckle and rains down a few punches. He then executes a monkey flip on her. Scorpion gets up and runs over helping Havoc and Thor as the clock hits 3...............2..............1 and the buzzer sounds. "Victim" by Eighteen Visions hits the pa and out runs J.R. Hawk down the ramp and sliding in the ring. He runs right over and leaps up over Havoc, Thor, and Scorpion on to Viper with a forearm to his head. Hawk then works with other four to try and push Viper over the ropes. Whitney gets up and charges behind Scorpion with a forearm to the back of his head, pulls him backwards with a german suplex flipping into a mexican suplex and rolls to her feet. Scorpion sits up and Whitney dropkicks him in the back. She gets up and runs over with a dropkick to Hawk's back, gets up and yanks him into a corner hitting chops on him. Hawk kicks her in the stomach, then turns Whitney into the corner chopping her. Viper kicks Havoc and Thor away, gets on his feet and tackles Havoc into a corner. Scorpion gets up and tries clotheslining Thor over the top rope, but Thor ducks and delivers a release german suplex to him. Thor Runs over behind Viper cubbing him across the back. He tries hurling Viper over the top rope and Havoc quickly moves in pushing on him. Hawk whips Whitney across the ring and flies over at her leaping up with a splash in the corner. He steps back letting Whitney stagger out, then knocks her down with an enziguri. Hawk gets up and heads over helping Havoc and Thor while Scorpion pulls himself up. He runs at Whitney kicking her in the head, then runs over lending a hand to get Viper out, least try to.


Nick Miller: Viper is in trouble here, got four people tring to eliminate him and Whitney is down. She's been in a while too.


Greg Boone: She can still hang, she's the dominant woman around here.


The clock appears at 10 and Whitney starts to get up, sits in a corner and tries to herself together. She sees Viper hanging upside down outside the rops and pulls herself up, but falls to her knees. She pulls herself back up resting on the ropes as the clock hits 3...................2...............1 and the buzzer sounds. "Bodies" by Drowning Pool hits and the crowd cheers loud for Chris Orton who runs down and slides in the ring. He leaps over to Whitney dropping her with the CKO, then gets up and runs over with a dropkick through the ropes knocking Viper to the floor. Scorpion drops an elbow to Orton and hammers him with punches. Hawk hammers Thor with punches rocking him into a corner while Havoc kicks Scorpion in the head, then yanks him up and throws him into a corner.


Nick Miller: Viper is out and were down to six with one more to come out.


Greg Boone: It took five men to get Viper out, supposed to be every man for themselves.


Havoc hammers Scorpion with punches while Hawk tries lifting Thor up over the ropes and Orton gets up, but he's clubbed across the back by Whitney who then drops him with a reverse ddt. Havoc lifts Scorpion to the top rope and lifts him off in a press, then drops him throat first over the top rope and catches him in a full nelson. Havoc lifts up Scorpion and slams him down to his back. He then runs over and helps Hawk with Thor. Whitney is pummeling Orton with punches, then pulls him up looking for Southern Pride. Orton fights it and backdrops her to the mat, then lifts her up looking for the CKO again. Whitney shoves him to the ropes and he bounces back. They both go for a clothesline and both go down. Scorpion pulls himself up and kicks at Whitney, then lifts her up running her to the ropes trying to hurl her out. Whitney hangs on to the top rope and Orton gets up helping Scorpion try to eliminate her.


Nick Miller: Whitney is in trouble here and has no ally in the ring.


Greg Boone: She doesn't need anyone, she owns Scorpion and Orton.


The clock appears at 10 and Whitney is struggling to get off the ropes, she kicks and flails her arms. Thor is almost on the other side of the ropes upside down with his back to them, Havoc and Hawk pushing as hard as they can when the clock hits 3.................2.................1 and the buzzer sounds. "The Way I Am" by Eminem hits the pa now and here comes Xanthus to a mixed reaction drinking a beer. He slams it down, then runs down to the ring sliding in. X runs over with a dropkick to Thor sending him over and down to the floor. He jumps up and runs over with a spear to Orton's lower back, then rips him up with a back suplex dropping him. X jumps up and hammers Scorpion across the back, then whips him into a corner and runs over with a front dropkick slamming into his chest dropping him to the mat. X springs up and catches hawk with a spinning heel kick, then ducks a clothesline from Havoc and hits himw ith a superkick leaning him against the ropes. Whitney lifts up on his legs and X runs over with a clothesline taking Havoc out of the ring to the floor.


Nick Miller: Xanthus is on fire, damn that kid is crazy.


Greg Boone: Always has been, but he's no kid anymore.


They pick up Hawk and run him over the ropes now, then stand back in a corner while Orton pulls himself up in the opposite corner and Scorpion reaches up pulling himself up in another.


Nick Miller: The final four and who's gonna win the rumble?


Orton and Scorpion look at each other, then charge out of their corners. Whitney and X charge out and all four collide with punches. X lunging at Orton first while Whitney and Scorpion meet with back and forth blows. Orton clubs at X's back as he tackles him against the ropes, tries lifting him up and over, but Orton keeps pounding on him. Scorpion hammers Whitney back and pushes her into a corner, then hits a clothesline and drags her out with a bulldog. Orton kicks X backwards and runs at him, but X ducks. Orton hits other side of the ring ropes and X follows him leaping in the air with a cross body taking himself and Orton out to the floor.


Nick Miller: X sacrifices himself to take Orton and were down to two, two rivals at that.


Greg Boone: At least Orton is out, now its one on one and we all know the history these two have.


Whitney is yanked up and ran to the ropes by Scorpion, but she mule kickes him below the belt, then turns and drops his face into her knee. Scorpion staggers up and Whitney lifts him for a flapjack dropping him on the top rope, then lifts him by his legs dumping Scorpion out to the floor and falls to her back.




Staci Sparx: Here is your winner of the 2009 SEF Rumble.........Whitney Marret!


"Money, Power, Respect" by The LOX hits the pa and the crowd cheers loud for Whitney who sits up and gets her hand raised. Mack comes running and slides in the ring helping Whitney up, then lifts her up on his shoulder. She gets her MCW Title raising it in the air.


Nick Miller: What a rumble that was a Whitney Marret wins it, her first one as well.


Greg Boone: I knew it all along, she was my pick, hell yea, Whitney is going to Wrestle X and kick The Resurrector's ass!


Nick Miller: Maybe so, but I have feeling that may prove to be a tougher challenge than the rumble. Anyways, that's not for a month and tomorrow is WAR, I'm sure we'll hear more about this then, so see ya tomorr folks.


Whitney's music still plays as Mack lets her down and kisses her, the crowd cheering and the show ends fading to black.