WAR 170 {9/24/14}

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11:59:59 PM on September 24th, 2014
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Venue
Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids, MI

Theme Music


Match 1: 6 Person Tornado Team
The Dudley Boyz v. Matt Ward + Heather Jackson + Jeremy Ward
Winners Receive A US Triple Tag Title Shot Next Week
Referee: Doug Melvin

Match 2: Ladder
SEF Women's X Diva Championship
Cassie Michaels v. Elizabeth Marret(c) w/Mack
Referee: Smokey McWeed

Main Event Match: Elimination Chamber
WAR World Heavyweight Championship
The Sandman v. Rapid v. Simon Lee Nash v. Johnny X v. Mack w/Elizabeth Marret v. CM Punk(c)
Referee: Smokey McWeed

Card Is Subject To Change

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"WELCOME TO WAR!!!"

Shouts the voice of SEFWUN from his position at ringside looking like an atypical nerd next to the wannabe money man to his right. The fans in the Van Andel Arena going crazy behind the commentators make it noisy as hell, but Nick saying.

"Nick Miller here with you all and next to me is Michael McMoney ready to, or at least I think he is ready!?"

McMoney chatting up some young girls at ringside who roll their eyes at the lame attempt to pick them up.

"Well, maybe he is off in his own world, but everyone else here tonight seems to be ready for the returning Cassie Michaels who challenges Elizabeth Marret for the Women's X Diva Title. That match is contested as a Ladder match too, as if it wasn't big enough, these two lovely ladies with a ladder to grab the gold is going to amaze us all no doubt. That is not the main event though as headlining this show will be a Elimination Chamber for the WAR World Title involving Mack himself along with Rapid and Johnny X. Be interesting to see how they get along since returning as a team, their history has saw them go head to head on more than one occasion. The Sandman in that match trying to take home the gold while Simon Lee Nash finds himself with a huge opportunity to take a big step into the spotlight."

McMoney chimes in.

"Fuck that, where is my opportunity to be World Champion!?"

Nick says.

"Maybe you should try earning it by having a match like these guys do every week?!"

McMoney scoffs.

"Please, I don't need to have a match unless its for a World Title, otherwise, Michael McMoney doesn't leave this chair. After all, I gotta carry this team!"

Nick says.

"Yea right!!! Well moving on now since its getting deep in here, we got a show for ya folks and it starts with a six person tornado team match featuring the returning Dudley Boyz, Bubba, D-Von, and Spike."

Match 1: 6 Person Tornado Team
The Dudley Boyz v. Matt Ward + Heather Jackson + Jeremy Ward
Winners Receive A US Triple Tag Title Shot Next Week
Referee: Doug Melvin

Bubba and D-Von are right back to their old ways using every advantage they can and keep Matt isolated for much of the match with cheap tactics, even getting the Whasss Uuup headbutt in for a near fall, but Jeremy saving his partner. That leads to Spike coming in and another brawl develops and Heather gets a low blow on Bubba allowing a tag to Jeremy who gains the upperhand for a few minutes. The Dudleyz coming back quick to put Jeremy down with the 3-D while Spike takes down Matt letting D-Von get the pin and Bubba keeping Heather away.

Winners: The Dudley Boyz @ 18 Minutes 43 Seconds



After the Dudleyz get done celebrating we hear from Michael McMoney who stands up from the commentators table with a microphone and what looks like a championship title belt with tape across the front.

"Ladies and gentlemen, sit down and shut up for the money man of SEF has an announcement to make!"

Loud boos ring out of course and McMoney makes his way into the ring holding the title on his shoulder.

"Yea, yea, let it out cause its all you can do as the new Chaos Champion stands here in all his glory. Get a shot of this!"

McMoney motioning to the title and we see a close up revealing masking tape over what looks like the old Cruiserweight Title. On the tape in black marker it reads, Chaos Title, and McMoney grins with a chuckle as the crowd seem confused.

"This is not to be defended like some cheap strap on a twenty four seven basis. This title will be defended at my sole discretion and I ain't got any reason to put my gold on the line anytime soon. So that is all, I am going to take my seat at ringside and be the voice of-"



Mack walking out in a spotlight in blue jeans and sneakers with a white tee. The COO sliding into the ring and extends a hand to McMoney with a smirk ready to shake hands. McMoney cautiously extends his hand and Mack raising Michael's arm in the air, then grabs his microphone and says.

"Congrats champ, but that belt there is going to be twenty four seven rules just like our other Chaos Title and I got an idea."

Mack waving a finger to motion McMoney for a secret, tosses the mic up in his face and kicks Michael in his midsection, then nails the Mack Attack. Mack into the pin to win the title and rolls from the ring heading over to Nick Miller tossing the title to him and yells.

"You are the real voice of SEF and newest Chaos Champ, so enjoy these wonderful seconds."

Mack laughing and Nick nodding his head no way, but just looks down at the title and then around nervously awaiting an attacker.

"Thanks a lot Mack, why couldn't you give it to Smokey, or Greg, damn it!?!"

Mack on his way to the back and McMoney out of the ring to head back over to the table and see the title in front of Nick who says.

"Mack gave it to me and I am going to give it back to you Michael, so just take it, I forfeit it to you."

McMoney snatches the belt and looks to hit Nick with it, but Johnny Rebel runs down and around the ring tackling McMoney across the guard rail. Johnny putting the boots to McMoney before lifting him up in the Rebel Yell sending him back over the rail. Rebel hopping over to make the pin and win the title. Before he can celebrate though we see JR Hawk sprint down and into the ring leaping on to the top rope to spring off in a double somersault plancha to Johnny. Red Flowers and Trent Flash not far behind with Red helping Hawk whip Johnny into a ringpost, then Trent catches him with the Funky Flash. Trent making the pin to win the title and McMoney getting helped up to demand he be handed the title to which Flash just slings it up arrogantly declaring it his own. McMoney ordering Red and Hawk to attack him, but Hawk stands next to Flash while Red just stares off into the distance. The money man not happy and shouts at Red.

"C'MON, LET'S GET 'EM!"

Red with a thunderous clothesline to McMoney though and rocks him to the floor, then pulls Michael up to roll him in the ring. Hawk slides in to nail Lithium on McMoney, but Johnny Rebel with a boot to Red's face and catches Trent with a few punches. Johnny with a kick to the gut and a powerbomb folding Trent into the pin to win the title. Hawk springs up to the top rope and comes off with a forearm smash to Rebel's face, then catches him with a roundhouse kick to the head followed by Victim and the pin to win the title. Hawk heading to the back with the title, but Jordan Cut runs out with his Chaos Title smashing Hawk in the head. Jordan into the pin, but gets a dropkick to the head from Alexandra Callaway who pulls Jordan up to run him off the side of the stage taking a hard fall to the floor. Alexandra running into Hawk with a knee to the face and lifts him up for Apocalypse, then makes the pin to win his chaos title. The Callaway heading to the back with her title, but gets attacked by Heather Jackson who beats Alexandra down with a Singapore cane before pinning her to win the title. Heather off to skip down the hall with her new title, but the action continues as Spaydz flies into her with a tackle to the floor and makes the pin to become champ. Acetaker hot on his little buddies ass to kick him in the head and nail the Westsidaz Edge, then makes the pin to win the title. Ace gets tackled by Jeremy Ward and then Matt follows up with a clothesline helping to take down the new champ. Jeremy pounding away on Acetaker as Matt checks on Heather, so Jeremy drags up Ace to hit a ddt and make the pin winning the title. The Sandman running down the hall with a Singapore cane up and swinging at Jeremy's head while yelling.

"CAN'T HAVE A HARDCORE PARTY WITHOUT THE SANDMAN!!!"

Jeremy getting smacked down with the cane and Sandman cracks Matt in his head as well as Heather, then drops Jeremy with the white Russian leg sweep making the pin to win the title. Sandman up and not done as he pulls up Matt into a ddt, then grabs the cane to catch Acetaker with a shot across the back, but finds himself surrounded by all three Dudley Boyz. Spike running first to sacrifice himself eating the cane, but allows D-Von to tackle Sandman as Bubba clobbers him across the back. Bubba into a full nelson and D-Von with a few body shots before Sandman gets ripped up into the Bubba Bomb. Spike rolling Sandman into the pin though and wins the title only to get pulled up by Bubba and dropped with a cutter. Bubba makes the pin to win the title, but D-Von catching him with clubs to the back and pulls up his brother for Saving Grace, then makes the pin to win the title. Acetaker getting up to nail D-Von with the Westsidaz Kick, but gets tackled by Sandman bringing the two into a brawl on the floor. Spike crawling into the pin over D-Von, but Brady Henderson runs with a dropkick to Spike's head and pins D-Von to win the title. Steve Weigel shows up to hit Brady with My Suicide and pins him to win the title only to have Bubba catch him with the Bubba Bomb. Drew Stevenson runs down the hall flying into a forearm slamming Bubba backwards, then Spike jumps up to kick Drew in the midsection. Spike grabbing Drew and runs up Bubba to perform the Dudley Dog on Drew, then tries to pin Weigel, but is too late. Weigel fighting up to shove Spike away and gets clobbered from behind by Jordan Cut who nails a german suplex to Steve releasing him on the back of his head. Spike running into a low dropkick to Jordan's head as Bubba and D-Von get up. Skull shows up to lift Steve up, but gets attacked by Bubba and D-Von. Tim Stone comes into the brawl helping Skull even the odds while Spike looks to try and nail the Dudley Dog on Jordan. The so called cool cutter shoves Spike away and drops him with a spear while Zilus Zion runs into Steve Weigel with a kick to the head. Zilus makes the pin to win the title and gets up to try and make a run for it, but Drew Stevenson hits him with a spear and goes for the pin. Brady Henderson with a kick to Drew's head breaks the fall and lifts Drew up into the Vampire Black Out. Brady into a rocker dropper on Zilus and makes the pin to win the title, then jumps up and gets hit with The Cutter from Jordan who makes the pin to win the title. Bubba and D-Von give a 3-D to Skull after having left Tim Stone down from the same move and now they turn their attention to Jordan while Sandman has his cane and closes in on the new champ. Jordan trying to duck around Sandman, but gets caught with the cane and beat down. Bubba and D-Von clobber Sandman down while Spike drives his head into Jordan's gut, then nails the Dudley Dog on him after kicking himself up the wall to nail it. Spike into the pin, but Bubba yanking him off and into D-Von who catches their brother to raise him up and turn around letting Bubba catch him for the 3-D. Jordan crawling away when Mack shows up helping the champ to his feet and says.

"Congratulations Jordan Cut, the double Chaos Champ making you the unified Total Chaos Champion, but its still twenty four seven rules, boy."

Mack yanking Jordan past him and around, then The Showsteala flying back into a roundhouse kick to the champs head and makes the pin to win the title himself. Mack getting up and does a crotch, then runs off with the belts while laughing. Out of a locker room comes Rapid into Exterminator flattening Mack to the floor and he makes the pin on him to win the new Total Chaos Title. Rapid getting up to see the action still happening down the hall and quickly gets out of there before he suffers the same fate as everyone else while we hear from Nick Miller at ringside.

"Well that was a interesting hardcore brawl spreading from right here and damn near involving yours truly to ending up backstage with about a dozen or so wrestlers all fighting for the 24/7 title. Plus we saw the two titles unified right here tonight making the belt McMoney introduced legit and my partner is still recovering, but here with me. How you feel Michael?"

McMoney scowling and pissed off still showing signs of pain from the brawl.

"I'll get my belt back and something more, something better!"

Nick says.

Well the newly unified Total Chaos title is still twenty four seven, so anytime you are ready, go for it. But I think were all ready to see a epic ladder match between two of SEF's finest females to ever grace the ring, so let's get to it."

Match 2: Ladder
SEF Women's World X Diva Championship
Cassie Michaels v. Elizabeth Marret(c) w/Mack
Referee: Smokey McWeed

These two threw more than just the ladder at each other, although that was used quite well by both highflying ladies. Elizabeth showed us how high she can spring off the ropes keeping a fast pace with Cassie who flew around the ring looking for her chance to end it. A close match with both women on the ladder fighting it out only to see a neckbreaker to Elizabeth at one point, but she wouldn't let it stop her. Later on we saw the CEO with Cassie on the top of the ladder and Liz hooked her up for Southern Pride driving the Light Heavyweight Champ down to the mat. Then we saw Fall Of A Kingdom from Liz who scaled the ladder to grab her title and end the match.

Winner and still Women's World X Diva Champion: Elizabeth Marret @ 37 Minutes 56 Seconds



Elizabeth standing on the ladder holding her title high, then climbs down to the shoulder of Mack who parades his wife around the ring before pulling her into his arms cradling the CEO. The couple kissing and Liz gets to her feet to exit the ring as Mack holds the ropes, then hops out escorting her to the back while Nick Miller says.

"Wow, what a ladder match that was between two of the toughest women I have ever known. They displayed an exciting match tonight utilizing that ladder like it was part of themselves. What do you think McMoney, as exciting as the hardcore brawl you started?!"

McMoney scoffing.

"I didn't start no brawl! Mack did when he stole my title and made it worthless! I'll make his ass worthless if he ever has the balls to put that SEF Title up against me!"

Nick says.

"So is that a challenge?"

McMoney laughs.

"Yea its a challenge, its a statement, its the money man declaring the showsteala will be stopped!"

Nick says.

"Well you heard it here, a challenge to Mack from my partner, Michael McMoney, so will the SEF World Heavyweight Champion accept or does he have bigger issues like the main event he is in, next!?!"

And in the back we see Greg Boone approach Mack and Elizabeth.

"Congratulations Elizabeth, a hell of a ladder match from you. But coming up we got your husband Mack in a Elimination Chamber with a chance to win the WAR World Title. But Mack, not sure if you heard, Michael McMoney just challenged you to a match for the SEF World Title and declared that he would basically make you his bitch, that you would be worthless to SEF."

Mack and Liz laughing at this.

"My husband is above that lowly peon and doesn't need to step in the ring with him, ever."

Mack shrugging and smirks a bit.

"But I just may have to school McMoney one more time. Thing is, it don't really matter what happens to him for McMoney's time is coming and I won't have to lift a finger, or a leg, none of us will. Outside authorities will catch up to him in due time, so a message to Mikey McMoney, enjoy the job you were lucky to get in SEF cause soon enough I feel we will be hiring a new color commentator!?!"

Greg interested and confused a little.

"I'm qualified for that job and can carry Nick any night!"

Elizabeth laughing as Mack just shrugs again.

"Don't really care Greg cause you see, I don't care about McMoney. I care about this hot piece of ass next to me I call my wife and I care about stepping in that ring with real competitors who are capable of beating me tonight or any other. Thing is, I am more than capable of beating them, so in this chamber coming up, you are all going to see The Showsteala, accept no substitutes, cause there is none who can replace Mack."

Mack shoving Greg away and walks off with his arm around Elizabeth, but their path is blocked by Rapid who is flanked by Johnny X and Acetaker with Spaydz behind them there, but off in his own world as well. Mack just keeps smirking and Elizabeth holds tight to him while glaring out at the Impact Facta. Rapid stepping forward to get a little closer to Mack and sort of smirks a little.

"What if you don't make it into the chamber Mack, what if we eliminate you right now?"

Mack still smirking and waves him on, but says.

"I thought of this, or something of this nature which is why I talked to a few ol' dawgs who were up to kick some ass and maybe take that twenty four seven strap off ya, plus I got an ol' friend and his son, the latter of which is in the chamber with us."

The Dudley Boyz coming up behind Impact Facta and Rapid backing up when he sees Kevin & Simon Lee Nash come up behind Mack. The Sandman marches his way past the Dudleyz with a Singapore cane shouting at Rapid.

"YOU GO THROUGH ME TO GET MACK CAUSE HIS ASS IS MINE FIRST!"

Sandman swinging his cane to catch Acetaker in the ribs and Johnny on the arm, then swings at Rapid who gets caught with a big boot from Kevin Nash. Simon Lee tackling Johnny to the floor while Bubba and D-Von double up on Acetaker and Spike brawls with Spaydz getting the upperhand over the jobber. Kevin pulling Rapid up and Sandman nails the white Russian leg sweep on him. Sandman getting up to go after Mack who waves him off to enjoy a minute or two with his wife, alone, before the main event. Kevin helping Simon take care of Johnny while the Dudleyz leave Acetaker laying. Sandman turning to the remaining men waving them over for a fight, but Kevin backs off motioning Simon with him. Spike disposing of Spaydz to run at Sandman like a kamikaze and gets slammed in the head with the Singapore cane. Bubba and D-Von all over Sandman end up laying him out with the 3-D. Bubba and D-Von just pick up their brother and clear out of there as we get ready for the main event with Nick Miller saying a few words from ringside.

"Another bit of a brawl and Mack escaping the fight, but not without first letting us know he is ready to take on anyone. But also he led us to believe we may have a new color commentator. You planning to leave soon Michael?"

McMoney smugly scoffs.

Mack will be leaving after I cripple him and take the SEF World Title, and then you will need a new color man cause I'll be busy representing SEF better than anyone else can!"

Nick says.

"Oh, ok, well, we'll see what happens with that next week, maybe, or in the coming weeks I am sure, but tonight we see who walks out of the Elimination Chamber with the WAR World Heavyweight Championship."

Main Event Match: Elimination Chamber
WAR World Heavyweight Championship
The Sandman v. Rapid v. Simon Lee Nash v. Johnny X v. Mack w/Elizabeth Marret v. CM Punk(c)
Referee: Smokey McWeed

Mack kicks off the match against CM Punk and its fast paced chaos with these two trying to outdo each other. Before anyone else can get in we see Mack and Punk pulling off some of their signature moves and slamming each other into the chains, the steel grated floor, and just out to make sure they are number one. Simon Lee Nash comes in to join them after five minutes and goes for both men trying to fight a two on one match it would seem for a minute or so. Simon sending both to opposite corners with irish whips, then charges into Punk with a clothesline, whips him to Mack who ducks out into a spinning wheel kick taking down the son of Nash. Punk comes back with a kick to Simon's head almost stomping him down, then takes Mack over the top rope and turns back to the son of Nash. Simon not staying down, but Punk all over him, that is until Mack comes back in off the top rope with a double clothesline to both. Mack rolling up to take on both men now and it turns into a triple threat going round and round with all three men vying for that WAR World Title. After another five minutes we see Rapid come in and go right after Mack tackling him through the ropes to the floor and look like a wild animal trying to tear apart The Showsteala anyway he can with a ugly beating. Punk getting the upperhand on Simon with some kicks and begins wearing him down with some holds keeping the son of Nash grounded. Mack gaining control of Rapid with a flapjack into the wall of the chamber, nails some chops and flies off the ropes with kicks, flips, and twists. Mack fighting back while Simon counters Punk a few times to try and put down the WAR Champion. Fifteen minutes go by and the third chamber opens to let The Sandman come out and has his Singapore cane swinging for anyone's head not moving out of his way. Mack feeling the sting of cracking wood as do the others, but Sandman targeting The Showsteala almost as much as Rapid who gets the hardcore icon's attention soon enough and feels that cane. Sandman lighting up Rapid and Mack as Punk tries to wear Simon out and soon we see Johnny X make the final entrance into the match. Johnny going after Sandman avoiding the cane to wrestle the hardcore icon down to the mat. Rapid and Mack picking themselves up to try and knock each other down while Punk nails the GTS on Simon to pin him and make the first elimination.

Punk trying to hang back for a bit while the other four beat on each other, but Johnny gets dumped over the ropes to the steel floor of the chamber. Sandman charging Punk and makes him fight and those two go back and forth a bit. Mack with the upperhand on Rapid to send him down and here comes Johnny with X-Cution on The Showsteala and goes for the pin only to get a two count. Johnny livid, but Rapid getting up to give Mack the RX Explosion only to be countered. Mack trying for a ddt, but Johnny with a neckbreaker to The Showsteala who gets double teamed by Rapid and his Impact Facta ally. Sandman in control of Punk across the ring after a Heinekenrana, then goes up top for a senton bomb and searches for his cane to try for the white Russian leg sweep. Punk with a low kick on Sandman, then hoists him up to nail the GTS and pin him for the second elimination.

Johnny and Rapid sending Mack to the ropes and look for the Impact Driva, a double spear, but Mack leaping into a somersault rolling over both men. Mack up to his feet and Punk catching Mack with a roundhouse kick setting up Johnny to hit X-Cution and leap up to brawl with Punk. Rapid hitting Mack with the RX Explosion to pin him for the third elimination.

Rapid driving into Punk with a shoulder tackle taking him to a corner and buries his shoulder into the midsection a couple times. Punk getting irish whipped out and Johnny looking for a spinning wheel kick, but Punk ducking. Rapid charging for the Exterminator, but gets a kick to the chest snapping him back. Punk with a clothesline to Rapid and catches Johnny with a roundhouse kick to the head, then pulls Rapid up into the GTS. Punk into the pin for the fourth elimination and gets up taking the X-Cution from Johnny who makes the pin to end the match.

Winner and NEW WAR World Champion: Johnny X @ 34 Minutes 28 Seconds



Johnny holding the title close to him looking quite happy to be WAR World Champ while Nick Miller says.

"My god what a victory for Johnny X who just pinned CM Punk inside a Elimination Chamber to make the final elimination and become the new WAR World Heavyweight Champion. This has been a historic night already and for Johnny to get this win is going to make him a name to remember for even longer. We saw my partner introduce a new title into SEF only to have Mack take it and create a huge brawl leading to a unification of titles which Mack would take again, but Rapid has it now. Rapid with a elimination of Mack in the chamber making this the second time he pinned Mack, the SEF World Heavyweight Champion. Perhaps a match between the two, one on one, should be in order, and maybe even for the title!?! We'll see next week on October first when WAR returns, so until then, have a goodnight."