Extreme 93 {3/13/06}

[Daddy Mack]

March 13th, 2006

We open up in the Cobo Arena once again for Extreme and we find the crowd especially pumped up and on fire for tonight's show. Our cameras roam around capturing them and we soon drop down to ringside and focus on the commentators table.

Jack Hines: Welcome to Extreme everyone, once again I'm Jack Hines with you all, next me of course is Frankie Malone and tonight we got a huge, kick ass show, the SEF Rumble is set to take place not to mention we have the World Title on the line in a House of Hardcore match.

Frankie Malone: Mack whipping the shit outta Blaze there, the rumble is huge, man, to be on Extreme is a huge move by SEF. We got that six man free for all to name a number one contender to the International Title, basically another victim for McMoney to squash!

Jack Hines: Don't be so sure, McMoney is good, but has only proven he has good friends who help him win.

Frankie Malone: Except Mack, but he is dealt with tonight, matter of fact, first match is the handicapped hardcore match, time to see Impact X, the real ones take the Tag gold.

Jack Hines: We'll see Frankie, we'll see. We also for a regular tag match between two men looking to make it big who faces two former World Champs and former Tag Champs. With the rumble tonight it should be an awesome show, so let's get on with it.





We soon hear the pa come to life and it sounds like the opening to Kid Rock's "Cocky" and sure enough it is cause we see Kid Rock come out on stage with a mic singing the song. he raps off the first few lines and soon we see Shane Mack come strutting out now in his ring gear putting arn arm around Kid and giving some back up on the chorus. The crowd is loving it and the roof sounds ready to blow off, collapse, just explode!

Jack Hines: Wow, a real special treat here tonight for the fans, Kid Rock, wonder if this is a sign of Mack going back to Cocky for his theme?

The fans are loving it and we see Mack and Kid heading down the ramp and both roll into the ring. Mack does his strutting and posing while Kid finishes singing Cocky. We soon see Mack disrobe his chaps and vest, Kid tosses it away the mic and hnags with mack in the ring as we await the first match of the night.

Jack Hines: Looks like Kid is in Mack's corner, our first match is next, the hardcor handicapped match for the Tag Titles.





We soon find Bubba down in the ring with Mack and across from them are Serial Thriller and Big Country with Sammy at ringside, no sign of McMoney and the match starts. Thriller charges behind Mack taking him down with a clothesline. Bubba and BC start brawling across the ring from them. Sammy throws in a trash can filled with some weapons, but Kid Rock comes over whipping her around. Sammy now smiles and starts to flirt with him. Thriller helps BC now hammer Bubba into a corner, but mack comes flying behind Thriller with a splash smashing him into BC and Bubba in the corner. Mack pulls Thriller away from the other two and runs him into another corner shoulder first. Bubba is hammering BC now and sends him to the ropes nailing a clothesline. He picks up a cheese grater from outta the trash can and starts raking it across BC's head slicing him open.

Jack Hines: First blood of the match.

Mack pounds on Thriller's back, then nails a suplex and goes up top nailing the Mack Attack. he pulls up Thriller and sends him to the ropes, looks for a back body drop, but Thriller is able to kick him in the head, then nails a clothesline. Bubba grabs the trash can and bashe sit over Thriller's head, then sends him out to the floor. BC comes behind Bubba hammering him into the ropes, Mack is up and readies himself. BC turns to him and gets the Shows Ova, then Bubba recovers and grabs BC before he falls hitting the Bubba Bomb as Mack rolls outside. Mack stops Thriller from going after Kid and the two brawl as Bubba pins BC, 1.......2........3!

Brittany Fox: Here are your winners by pinfall and the new SEF World Tag Team Champions, Bubba Ray Dudley and Shane Mack!

Bombshell hits as we see Thriller get away from Mack and grab BC running off to the back. Sammy follows them as Kid and Mack enter the ring and the three celebrate with the titles.

Jack Hines: Mack and Bubba did it, that was crazy with McMoney no showing, wonder where he is?

Frankie Malone: And Kid cheating, man, Impact X got screwed!

Jack Hines: Kid never did shit, but keep Sammy from getting involved and it was hardcore, anything goes!





We go to the back now where find Thriller kicking over boxes and trash cans, just flat out pissed. BC is with him looking pissed, but trying to keep Thriller calmed. Sammy just stays out of the way and they head down the hall as we cut to another area backstage showing Spike Dudley talking with Dean Estinhouse.

Spike: Yea man, no offense to you, ya seem like ya will do ok here, but me and Bubba got our own plans, and we don't wanna join ya.

Dean: Alright man, I guess I'll find someone else, later.

Spike nods in respect, then turns and walks off, but Dean suddenly snaps and charges sending Spike crashing to the floor. Dean stomps at him, then grabs a trash can bashing Spike with it and soon walks off as we cut to ringside.

Jack Hines: My god that was a horrible attack by Dean, Spike was respectful to him.

Frankie Malone: Forget respect, Dean just made an impact!





The hardcore free for all match begins with Orton, D-Von, Sandman, and Spyke in the ring. Neo is coming out, as he is attacked from behind by Matlock! Matlock beats on him as Orton and D-Von and Sandman and Spyke pair up in the ring. Back on stage, Matlock hits a modified BFA on Neo off the stage, sending him crashing through a couple tables below! Matlock looks down on him, with a sick smile, as he just up and leaves, saving his strength for the Rumble!

Jack Hines: Guess Matt really don't care about this match, pretty low of him.

Frankie Malone: Hey, he is smart, saving himself for the Rumble!

Orton and D-Von spill to the outside, as Spyke and Sandman pull out weapons in the ring. Out of nowhere, Thriller runs out and attacks Orton, as they start brawling into the stands, leaving just D-Von, Sandman, and Spyke! D-Von and Spyke double team the hell out of the Sandman and then turn on one another! D-Von hits Spyke with a trash can and the Sandman comes up with his cane! He nails D-Von with it, then Spyke, then d-Von, then spyke, then D-von as he finally falls down! He grabs Spyke and hits the White Russian leg sweep on a trash can! He gets up and gets clobbered by D-Von with a street sign as he jumps on Spyke for the pin...1...2...sandman knocks him off! After a few minutes of brawling, Sandman hits a double White Russian leg sweep on them and pins Spyke! 1.....2....3!

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by pinfall, The Sandman!

Enter Sandman hits the pa now as Sandman gets up and grabs his cane thrusting it into the air.

Jack Hines: Hell of a match even though three of the guys were taken out of it.

Frankie Malone: Lucky for Sandman that happened or he'd a never won.





We go out to the parking lot where we find Thriller and BC still in ring gear and their talking to someone who can't be seen due to being in the shadows.

???: Yea man, its all cool dude, were gonna flip the script on this shit tonight and no one will ever forget Impact X. Fuck Mack, we are Impact X!

Thriller: Hell yea bro, now lets go get ready.

But as the guy walks out of the shadows our view cuts to ringside.

Jack Hines: Was that McMoney, if not who was it?

Frankie Malone: Who knows, but Impact X is gonna make their mark tonight, you heard it.





'Pedal to the Medal' by Kazzar brings out Harry and Eddie Boombastic, who raise their hands to a respectable cheer from the crowd. They head down to the ring, decked out in their black leather pants and boots. 

Brittany Fox: The following Tag Team Contest is scheduled for one-fall. Making their way to the ring at a combined weight of 430lbs, Harry and Eddie....The Boombastic Brothers!

They raise their fists on the turnbuckles to more polite applause. Jumping down they face the entranceway, talking to each other while looking focused. They wanted to be known as serious players in the Tag Team Division now. Knocking off Whitney and Spike would be the perfect start for them. 'System' by Linkin Park plays as the multicoloured lights and pyro light up the arena. Out come the Dominant Extremists tagging a few fans' hands. 

Brittany Fox: And their Opponents....at a combined weight of 280lbs, Whitney Marret and Spike Dudley...The Dominant Extremists!

They get to the top of the ramp and stop, while Whitney poses and Spike puts his fist in the air. The Brothers step back to respectfully let them into ring. The bell rings to signal the start of the match, the two teams size each other up and have hushed discussions. All of them shake hands in the middle of the ring before Whitney and Eddie leave Spike and Harry to get things going. The men lock up and Harry ends up shoving Spike to the mat. He gets to a knee shrugging at Harry and tries again with the same result. On the third time he ducks pulling Harry's leg out from under him. Spike goes for a quick cover only getting a one count. They get up eyeing one another. They lock up again with Spike headlocking Harry who lifts him up to backsuplex him. The Dudley reverses momentum to take him down in the headlock. Harry nails some hard punches to get out of it. He sends Spike to the ropes and counters a headscissors attempt into a vicious looking powerbomb. Spike barely kicks out at two. Boombastic leans down getting nailed in the face while trying to grab him. He starts to get up only to get his head nearly taken off in reply by a big boot. Whitney manages to break this one up, however her Partner is out of it at the moment. Harry drags him to Eddie's corner tagging him into the match. They hold him up in a double suplex for about 15 seconds while he kicks to try and counter the blood rush to his head. He is brought down hard. Eddie goes to the top rope for a leg drop after only a two count. Unfortunately, he misses, Spike tries to crawl to Whitney though Eddie isn't weakened enough. He grabs Spike's leg and he tries to hit an enziguri, it is countered into a Boston Crab. The fans rally behind the Dominant Extremists which helps Spike make it to the ropes. The Ref keeps Eddie back while Spike gets to his feet. Spike armdrags him as Eddie charges, hitting a dropkick as he makes it to his feet again. Quickly, Eddie tags his brother back in. Harry charges to prevent Spike tagging Whitney. Spike hears his presence coming up fast behind him and drops down. Harry hops over him almost running into Whitney's corner. Putting his hands up to stop himself, he gets schoolboyed from behind for two. Spike tags Whitney. She clotheslines Harry down. Harry ducks another clothesline attempt. They come off the ropes and she hits a handspring elbow going up top. Eddie starts to run in and gets cut off with the Battering Ram. Spike hits the Dudley Dog while at the same time Whitney hits a picture perfect Moonsault. Harry manages to kick out and attempts a Piledriver reversed into a backdrop. Whitney hits Southern Pride while Eddie is kept at bay by her Partner for the win. The Extremists celebrate, helping their Opponents up to shake hands again.

Brittany Fox: Here are your winners by pinfall, Whitney Marret and Spike Dudley, the Dominant Extremists!

System hits the pa as Whitney and Spike exit the ring, their opponents ahead of them.

Jack Hines: A very good match between these two teams, lot of pride and respect.

Frankie Malone: Ugh, don't make me puke!





Were in the back where we see Sandman sitting in a medic room getting his shoulder looked at. Sly comes in now and apparently knows what is going on as he speaks to Sandman.

Sly: Nice victory tonight, but obviously ya can't wrestle next week, so your off of Extreme, but I am booking you for Burnout on Saturday night, the night before Wrestle X. On Burnout your gonna face Neo Monoxide in a Barbed Wire match, no, an Exploding Barbed Wire match. And hey, while were here, your match at Wrestle X, International Title, you and McMoney, a ladder match!

Sly walks out of the room now as Sandman just shrugs and we go back rto ringside.

Jack Hines: Whoa, huge match update there for Burnout and Wrestle X, damn.

Frankie Malone: Sandman may beta Neo, but McMoney is gonna kick his ass!





The cages have been lowered down over the ring leaving enough space for the participants to enter the ring. The trash cans with weapons are in each corner and were about set for the House of Hardcore match. Blaze stands in the ring already as Cocky plays over the pa and we see Mack heading down the ramp now. he dances around some, steps into the ring and does the usual before disrobing and removing his title. The ref raises up the title, then hands it off and grabs a mic now as the cages lower down securely around the ring. Mack and Blaze are face to face now and the bell rings. They circle, then go into a lock up, Mack knees Blaze in the stomach, then tosses her into the cage and charges at her with a knee. Blaze moves and he hits the cage, then she kicks at the back of his leg. Mack holds his leg and she kicks again, but he grabs her leg and drops her down, then turns her over for a sharpshooter. Blaze struggle away from him and scurries into the ropes keeping out of it. Mack backs up, then suddenly slides at Blaze with a dropkick smashing her into the cage. He gets and goes over to a trash can digging down in it. Blaze gets up and looks to grab him, but Mack whips around with a toaster sending Blaze to the mat.

Frankie Malone: Looks like Blaze is toast, I knew it all along, Mack is gonna kill her!

Mack drops it and reache sback in grabbing a cheese grater, then drops down slicing open Blaze's head with it. He digs it in deep on her and Blaze screams loudly, the ref holding the mic out to her. She shoves it away and pushes Mack off her. Mack gets to his feet and kicks her in the head, then lifts up Blaze lifting her for a suplex. Blaze shifts in midair and comes down behind Mack, shoves him to the ropes and nails a dropkick smashing his head into it. She gets up and grabs a singapore cane from a trash can and swings it cracking Mack in the ribs. She then nails him over the head and grabs him nailing a ddt. Blaze floats over and locks Mack in a crossface now, the ref bringing the mic down to him, but Mack yells to shove it. Mack rocks his body and rolls over to the ropes, reache sup grabbing them and breaks out of the hold. Blaze gets up now and grabs the cheese grater, bashes it against Mack's head, then she starts raking it over his forehead. Mack kicks her in the leg, then drops her with a quick ddt. He gets up bleeding now and goes over to a trash can reaching and pulling out barbed wire bat. Blaze gets up Mack swings connecting with her head, grabs her quick and nails a brainbuster.

Frankie Malone: Her brains may be scrambled now, more so than before that is!

Jack Hines: Geez man, you and your cliche's.

Mack grabs a trash can now and smashes it over her back, then climbs up a corner and flies off with a leg drop to Blaze. He grabs her arm and looks to lock in the Show Strangla, but Blaze fights it and rolls away from him getting to her feet. Mack gets up and they come to blows now. Mack rocks her into a corner, but a trash can is there and Blaze pulls a singapore cane out and brings it up against Mack's head turning him around. She jumps up and brings it in front of Mack know, then pulls back choking him with it. Mack struggles around the ring, then backs up Blaze against the cage and bends forward now flipping her down to the mat. Mack grabs the cane andcracks Blaze in the ribs, then runs and jumps on the rope sleaping off with a lionsault to Blaze. He gets up and grabs a vcr out of a trash can, Blaze gets up, and Mack smashes her over the head with it. He pulls her to him and nails a piledriver. Mack gets to his feet and dumps out all the trash cans now, then sits up Blaze putting a trash can over her head. He pulls her up like this and lifts her gutwrench style into a powerbomb sending her on top of another trash can.

Frankie Malone: Now that's what I call taking out the trash!

Jack Hines: Stop it, damn you man!

Mack looks down at Blaze sliding out of the can and rolling on to her stomach in pain. He kciks her hard in the ribs, then lifts up Blaze looking for a piledriver or powerbomb. Blaze falls down and low blows Mack though, then pulls him down into a ddt. She gets to her feet and grabs a trash can smashing it over Mack, then grabs his legs looking for a sharpshooter. Mack twists around though and gets to the ropes pulling himself up them keeping out of the hold. Blaze runs the ropes now and comes at him with a splash, but mack ducks down and grabs Blaze in a flapjack dropping her facefirst against the cage. She flies backwards to the mat, then Mack heads to the top rope and leaps off with his shooting star leg drop he calls X.

Jack Hines: Damn good match so far, this is crazy hardcore.

Mack gets up now and leans in a corner as Blaze starts to get up, then he readies himself and looks for the Shows Ova. Blaze ducks it quickly and grabs him for an irish whip, but Mack reverses pulling her to him, leaps up and brings Blaze down to the mat hard locked in the Show Strangla. She struggles and twists around, but Mack grabs hold of her arm and locks in an armbar as well, sort of, but effective as hell. Blaze is grounded more and screaming like crazy now, the ref shoving the mic to her lips, but she refuses to give it up.

Jack Hines: I don't know, I think Blaze may be done, she is a fighter though.

Frankie Malone: She sucks, she'll give it up.

Blaze continues fighting it and the blood pours out her head, she starts to calm and looks to pass out when Mack seems to relase the hold, but suddenly tightens up to keep her awake. She screams loud and goes insane trying to break free, but it seems impossible. Blaze starts to slip again, but Mack slaps her face now and tightens up nearly turning Blaze purple when she finally mutters, "I Quit". The ref jumps up and calls for the bell now as Mack releases the hold and lays back.

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner by submission and still the SEF World Heavyweight Champion, Shane Mack!

Cocky hits the pa as Mack gets on his feet with his hand raised. The cages raise up now and he gets his title, EMT's come out to check on Blaze and Mack just looks down to her and soon makes his exit.

Jack Hines: Man, that was a brutal match, a hardcore as hell match, truly a house of hardcore, Blaze fought, but Mack won.

Frankie Malone: She fought maybe, but Mack still stole the show.

Jack Hines: Maybe so, but she tried.





Once the EMT's have helped Blaze out of the ring and the crew currently cleans up the ring we soon see Bill McLane, Sly come out on stage now and he has a mic.

Sly: Alright, I got a lil announcement before we get on with the rumble. As you all know we have Burnout scheduled to return the night before Wrestle X and we have one match booked, Neo and Sandman, but also on that night we will crown a new champion. SEF will see a new title, the King of the Cage Title, only allowed to be defended, to be fought for inside of a steel cage, any caged structure like hell in a cell, even an elimination chamber, a DOGG fight, a prison yard! Next week on Extreme we will hold a small tournament, 2 matches only with the winners facing off on Burnout to determine the new King of the Cage. I am making another match for Burnout as well, the Tag Titles on the line, Bubba and Mack defend against Adam Smith and his wife Christine and should the couple lose, they lose their jobs and no influence will change this match, so you two, step the f' up!

Sly lowers his mic and turns walking to the back now.

Jack Hines: Wow, a new title, brand new title coming to SEF and one to see who is who in cage matches, plus a Tag Titles match.

Frankie Malone: Man, that's low making Adam and Christine fight for their jobs, Christine already had to.





And its now time for the rumble, the ring is still clear, bloodstains from our last match and others as well, but a calmness in the air as we await out first entrant. The pa comes to life now and Cocky by Kid Rock hits as Mack makes his way out wearing a t-shirt and his tights, both titles on his shoulder. The crowd is deafening as Mack makes his way down the ramp and around the ring to the commentators table. He takes a seat next to Frankie, puts on a headset and lays his titles on the table.

Jack Hines: Mack, out here to get an eye on who wins?

Mack: Oh yea, plus I like the Rumble!

Frankie Malone: Alright, well lets see who's first.

And so we wait now for who is first and soon Perfect Dream by Trapt hits as The First comes ou tlooking pissed about being first.

Jack Hines: What, this guy is still in SEF?

Frankie Malone: I guess so.

Mack: Damn kid is gonna go out quickly I bet.

As First enters the ring we hear Image of the Invisible hit and out runs Future to the ring. he slides in and immediately gets hammered with punches from First.

Jack Hines: And this one is underway already.

First whips Future to the ropes and runs at him, but Future ducks backdropping him over the ropes. First lands on the apron, almost slips, but holds on and Future turns looking to punch him off the apron. First ducks between the ropes and shoulder blocks the gut of Future, then gets in the ring and sends him into a corner. First charges for a clothesline, but Future gets an elbow to his face and starts rocking him into the ropes with some crazy punches. Its been over a minute now, Future backs up and looks for a clothesline, but First bolts off the ropes spearing him to the mat and rolls to his back.

Mack: Kid may not be known, but he bought some time there.

Jack Hines: Very true, almost time to for a new entrant too.

Future is getting up as First make shis way up and a clock on the tron counts down now. First kicks Future in the ribs, then pulls him up to the ropes now and tries shoving him out almost desperate like.

Jack Hines: Kid is looking like he is panicing.

The clock gets to zero and we soon hear Welcome To Dudleyville, then Spike comes charging out, slides in the ring and nails a battering ram headbutt to First's gut. Spike gets up and kicks him low, then nails a ddt. Spike flies over with a forearm to Future knocking him into a corner, then starts hammering him hard. First is getting up and Spike charges at him leaping up and front dropkicking him nearly head over heels, well, heels over head, whatever. Spike gets up now and Future comes at him, but Spike lifts him nailing a flapjack.

Jack Hines: Damn, Spike is on fire tonight.

Mack: Hell yea, Spike is on every night.

Spike pulls up Future and rocks him into the ropes with punches, then tries lifting him over top when First gets up and comes charging at them. Spike sees and moves out of the way now. First clotheslines Future, but goes over as well and Future manages to stay on the apron while First crashes to the floor. Spike though runs the ropes and baseball slides right into Future sending him to the floor.

Jack Hines: Good god, the first two entrants and their the first two eliminations, Spike is all alone now.

Frankie Malone: he got lucky, First eliminated himself and Future was nearly out anyways.

We see the clock count down, but from the crowd comes our 4th entrant, Spyke and he has with him a trash can and kendo stick. He tosses the can in and slides in now. Spike turns and gets cracked in the ribs with the stick, then Spyke clotheslines him to the mat.

Frankie Malone: Yea, hell of a way to come in!

Mack: It was smart I'll say.

Spyke lifts up Spike and whips him to the ropes, catches him and nails a powerslam on the trash can. He grabs the stick and starts nailing Spike in the ribs with it, then sits him up and chokes him out with it. Spyke yanks up Spike and runs him to the ropes looking to toss him out, but Spike jumps up and kicks at the ropes sending himself backward over Spyke. Spike rolls to his feet and jumps on the ropes, then leaps off with a stomp to Spyke's chest.

Jack Hines: Some good action here, Spike is fighting like hell.

Spike grabs the stick now and smiles, then nails Spyke over the head and starts laying into his ribs as we see the clock appear and countdown. Spike continues beating on SPyke as we soon hear Don't Tread On Me by Metallica and Adam Smith comes running out now. He enters the ring and Spike tosses him the stick, then dropkicks him in the chest sending him into the ropes. Spike grabs the trash can and charges Adam, but he recovers and swings the stick against the can sending Spike down. Spyke is up now and Adam catches him in the head with the stick, then whips him to the ropes and runs them himself nailing a yakuza kick flattening Spyke. Adam lifts him up now and into a press slam, then walks to the ropes when Spike gets up and dropkciks Adam in the back sending Spyke falling to the floor and Adam over the top rope on the apron. Spike hits the ropes and looks for a baseball slide dropkick, but Adam swings into the ring and Spike slides out on the floor. Adam is up and Spike reaches in grabbing his legs pulling back down on the mat, then slides in and starts nailing him with punches.

Frankie Malone: No fair, Spike left the ring.

Jack Hines: Under the ropes, this over the top elimination only, geez.

Mack: Heh!

We soon see the clock countdown again and Spike continues to pound away at Adam not paying attention. We reach zero and soon hear System hit the pa as Whitney Marret comes walking out, then she runs down and slides in the ring. She looks to Mack with a smile though, then Spike suddenly charges her and goes behind taking her down by the legs and floats over her getting up on his feet. Whitney gets up and Spike motions to keep her eyes on the match and stay focused. She noda and motions to double team Adam, Spike turns and Whitney charges up behind him taking him down in a wasitlock and floats over to her feet now motioning to Spike to keep his eyes on her. He gets up and smiles, but Adam jumps up and clubs Whitney in the back, Spike nails him with punches now and Whitney recovers helping him.

Jack Hines: A lil fun and games by Spike and Whitney it seems, but Adam stopped that.

Frankie Malone: Horrible sight to see, neither one.....

Frankie looks over at Mack and decides not to finish. Whitney and Spike whip Adam to the ropes, then catch him for a double flapjack. Spike lifts Adam and nails the Dudley Dog, then we see Whitney come off the ropes with a moonsault to him. They lift up Adam and run him over the top rope now eliminating him.

Jack Hines: Down to the two tag team partners, best friends, this is gonna be interesting.

Mack: But damn good for ratings!

Whitney right away turned to Spike and started hammering him with elbows, then she whips him into a corner and picks up the kendo stick still in the ring. She steos closer to Spike, then throws the stick at him and charges in with a shoulder to his gut. Whitney rams him in the gut a few times, then she lifts him up on to the top rope now and starts hitting some elbows. She climbs up and suddenly leaps up grabbing his head with her legs nailing a hurricanrana.

Jack Hines: An awesome move and one that could pay off.

Whitney pulls up Spike and looks to send him to the ropes, but he reverses her and right into a clotheslines, but he goes down too. The clock counts down now and we see Whitney and Spike stirring up. Zero is reached and Forgiven by Disturbed hits as we see Eric Michaels run out and slide in the ring. Eric jumps on Spike and starts pounding him with punches, then rips him up and sends Spike to a corner. He turns to Whitney and rips her up against the ropes, then whips her across the ring and looks to follow up, but Spike comes charging at him with a clothesline sending him out to the floor.

Jack Hines: And just like that Eric is outta here!

Mack: Heh, kid lasted like what, thirty seconds, not the shortest I suppose.

Frankie Malone: Yea, that'll be saved for Sandman!

Whitney charges at Spike now who turns and ducks her clothesline, the lifts her her over the top rope in a backdrop, but she holds on and lands on her feet on the apron. Whitney shoves Spike away from the ropes, then she leaps on to the top rope and flies at him with a cross body rolling through to her feet. She pulls herself together and pulls up Spike whipping him to a corner. Whitney charges him with a clothesline, then grabs him in a side headlock and runs out nailing a bulldog on Spike. She lifts him up and runs Spike to the ropes, then suddenly drops down and grabs his legs trying to heave him over the top. We see the clock appear now and Whitney has Spike off the mat and teetering now. In a few seconds we hit zero and hear X Gonna Give It To ya hit the pa, westside Wanksta comes running out now. He slides in the ring and runs at Whitney, but she lets go of Spike and spins around with a spinning kick dropping Wanksta. Spike gets to his feet and clotheslines Whitney from behind, then he lifts up Wanksta and whips him to the ropes and catches him with a hip toss. Whitney gets up and kicks at Wanksta, then pulls him up and delivers a ddt. Spike rips up Whitney and sends her to the ropes, then follows up with a clothesline sending her out to the floor.

Jack Hines: Whoa, Spike just took out Whitney, damn.

Frankie Malone: Yea, the, uh, never mind.

Whitney gets up looking bummed, but Mack yells to her to come over which she does and sits on his lap now. Spike has Wanksta up now and hammers him into a corner just pounding the hell out of him, then he whips Wanksta across the ring and charges for a splash. Wanksta moves outta the way and hits the ropes coming at Spike with his Whack Off. Spike elbows him in the back, then nails a german suplex.

Mack: Hell of a fight, too bad for you Whitney.

She just shrugs and keeps her amrs around his neck.

Jack Hines: Yea, Spike is fighting like crazy in there.

Spike pulls up Wanksta and we see the clock appear. Spike whips him to the rope and catches him in a sleeper, but falls out in a reverse neckbreaker move, like Y2J's flashback. Spike pulls up Wanksta and runs him to the ropes, then looks for a dropkick, but Wanksta grabs his legs and tries for a catapult. We reach zero and hear Torn hit the pa as D-Von comes charging out. Wanksta does a catapult, but stays vertical against the ropes and Spike gets his feet on the second rope, then pulls Wanksta down in a ddt. D-Von slides in the ring and rips up Spike hammering with some hard punches, then whips him to the ropes and nails a hard powerslam. D-Von rips up Spike again and delivers a powerbomb to him, then he lifts up Wanksta and sends him to the ropes following up looking to clothesline him out, but Wanksta holds on to the top rope. D-Von lifts him up and tries shoving him over the ropes now.

Frankie Malone: Yea, D-Von put the boots to Spike, hope he throws him out.

Jack Hines: D-Von is fired up, but then so was Spike when he came in.

Mack: All the Dudleyz no matter what they do have passion.

Spike gets up on his feet, shaky, but he charges D-Von now and tries lifting him up to go over the top with Wanksta who continues to hold on for dear life.

Jack Hines: All three in the ropes now, this is crazy.

D-Von lets go of Wanksta and gets an elbow to the top of Spike's head, then shoves him back and looks for a clothesline. Spike ducks it and drops his brother with a neckbreaker. Spike gets up and grabs Wanksta sending him to a corner, then catches him coming out with a drop toe hold causing him land a headbutt to D-Von's lower region. Spike turns Wanksta over and catapults him into the corner now, then lifts up D-Von and hammers him against the ropes with punches as we see the clock show up and count down. Spike knees D-Von in the gut, then ddt's him. He turns to Wanksta and they trade punches as Annialation hits and we see Pung Loa come running down and slide in the ring. he jumps up and looks to charge both men when our lights suddenly go completely out.

Jack Hines: What the hell is this.

Frankie Malone: Whitney, stop touching me there.

Mack: Actually that was the fat slut behind ya in the crowd, Whitney's hands are preoccupied with me now.

Frankie Malone: Ugh...





And so after a couple minutes of darkness the lights suddenly light back up, we see in the ring all four guys are laid out. At ringside we see Whitney and Mack kissing, Whitney's hands down his shirt and pants, but they quickly stop as frankie stares and Jack watches the ring and stage as our count down reaches zero. Soul Survivor hits the pa and we see Serial Thriller come running out and slide in the ring confused as to what happened, but smirking at the easy task before him. He lifts up Wanksta and tosses him over the top rope, then pulls up Pung and looks to do the same, but Pung pulls away and nails a kick to his leg, then gets a flurry of them in and sends Thriller into a corner. D-Von gets up near the ropes and Spike bolts up at him clotheslining his brother out to the floor.

Jack Hines: Whoa, Spike just eliminated D-Von, damn.

Frankie Malone: No fair, D-Von wasn't ready.

Mack: Ha, anything goes and in the ring ya always gotta be ready.

Spike charges over clotheslining Pung in the back sending him into Thriller, then pulls him back into a reverse ddt. Thriller kicks at Spike, then rips him up and whips him into the ropes and charges hard at him turning Spike inside out with a clothesline. Pung gets up and comes up behind Thriller, taps him on the shoulder, then spits red mist into his face blinding him. Pung starts nailing him with a buncg of kicks and soon whips him to the ropes nailing a spinning kick on him. Spike is up and staggering, Pung charges at him, but Spike leapfrogs him, then catches him coming back with a hip toss. The clock appears soon and count downs, Spike lifts up Pung and sends him to the ropes, then charges with a clothesline, but Pung backdrops him and Spike lands on the apron. he grabs Pung's hair dropping to the mat, then Spike leaps over the ropes landing a leg drop to Pung's neck. We reach zero now and hear Stricken over the pa and here comes Punisher.

Frankie Malone: Wait, I change my mind, this guy will have the shortest time in the ring, Sandman will be second.

Mack: Um, heh, ok.

Jack Hines: ....

Punisher hits the ring and goes for Thriller who has gotten his eyes cleared now. Punisher hammers him with punches and sends him into a corner, then climbs up on the ropes over him raining down punches to Thriller's face. Spike has Pung up and sends him him to the ropes and drops him with a dropkick. Thriller manages to get out of the corner and nail a reverse atomic drop on Punisher, then clotheslines him to the mat. Spike charges Thriller now hammering back into the corner, then grabs him by the head and looks for the Dudley Dog, but Thriller sorta blocks it and keeps him in the air. Punisher gets up and charges over helping to toss Spike over the top rope now, then Thriller bends down and lifts up Punisher in a scoop slam tossing him out on top of Spike.

Frankie Malone: The runt is gone, yea!

Whitney glares at Frankie and Mack keeps her calm, hehe.

Jack Hines: A hard fought match by him so far, but he got taken out, Punisher followed him too.

Pung comes over now and catches Thriller with a hard kick to his head as we see the clock appear again. Pung whips Thriller into the ropes and slides under his legs, then kicks the back of his legs bringing him to one knee. Pung hits the ropes and nails Thriller with front dropkick. Zero hits and we hear Pedal to the Medal hit and see Eddie Boombastic come running out now and hit the ring. He lifts up Thriller and sends him into a corner, then he and Pung try and eliminate him. And so they try until our next entrant comes out, Bob the Bruiser who charges over to help, but Thriller hangs on as bets he can. This continues and we see our next entrant, Axel Tate, enter the ring and the big man yells for them to clear out and they do. Axel charges over to thriller now who slips down on the apron and slides in under the bottom rope. Axel hits the turnbuckles and Thriller jumps up clubbing him in the back. Bob, Eddie, and Pung all jump on Thriller now.

Frankie Malone: Damn, attack of the jobbers!

Axel turns out of the corner and looks for a big boot, but Thriller ducks and Bob gets hit. Thriller hammers Eddie to the mat, but Pung drops him to his knees after a hard kick. Axel headbutts Pung down now, then pulls up Thriller and sends him into a corner and charges him nailing a hard clothesline, then our clock appears and counts down to zero. We hear The Way I Am and everyone still expects Xavier, but no, we get Chris Orton, oh well. Chris runs out and hits the ring charging right for Thriller hammering him into a corner. Pung and Eddie fight near the ropes now and Bob is beating Axel down with his nightstick.These pairs of the guys in the ring keep tangling with one another all the way till our next entrant comes out, Neo Monoxide. He gets on the apron and leaps on to the top tope flying off at Pung and Eddie with a cross body. Bob has Axel in the ropes trying to shove him out and Chris is pounding away on Thriller in a corner trying to get him up over the ropes.

Jack Hines: Quite a build up of guys in the ring now, getting full.

Frankie Malone: Full of mainly jobbers, except Thriller of course.

Mack: Ya don't know him very well then!

Neo is on his feet and he pulls up Pung sending him to the ropes, Eddie jumps up flooring Neo with a clothesline, then charges Pung clotheslining him and out to the floor at that. Neo is up quick and dropkicks Eddie over the top now sending him out to the floor. Neo runs over now to help Bob now and we see Thriller sends Chris backwards, then gets out of the ropes and clothesline him. Thriller runs over grabbing Axel's foot and with Bob and Neo still shoving Axel goes out to the floor. Thriller turns to Neo punching him hard now, then Bob clubs Thriller in the back and whips him to the ropes and nails a side slam. Neo runs over dropkicking Chris into a corner, then tries shoving over them. Bob comes over and helps him now as Thriller comes to and shrugs, then helps try and eliminate Chris. We see the clock appear and counts down to zero soon and we hear Open Eyes hit the pa and out runs Sammy to the ring. She comes in and gets near Thriller helping to eliminate Orton now. Bob suddenly turns and clotheslines Thriller down, then Sammy jumps on him raking his eyes. Orton kicks Neo away, then gets on his feet and starts hammering him with punches. Bob ends up flipping Sammy to her back and Thriller is up now and hammers Bob against the ropes. Orton beats Neo down quickly and Sammy gets up helping Thriller to dispose of Bob to the floor, but Orton runs over clotheslining Thriller from behind over the top rope. Sammy quickly grabs Orton's legs and lifts him over the ropes. Thriller gets up and grabs Orton's arm pulling him to the floor and the two brawl like dogs and end up off through the crowd.

Jack Hines: Them two are not nearly done with each other.

Frankie Malone: Chris needs to relize he can't contend with true greatness that is Thriller.

Sammy looks around the ring and sees Neo sitting in a corner, so she charges over at him and looks to do a bronco buster, but she instead jumps brings her legs together and comes down stomping against Neo's chest. The clock counts down now and Sammy pulls up Neo hammering him with elbows. We hit zero and Alive hits, then Tara Rayge runs out and slides in the ring. She runs for Sammy who turns seeing her and hip tosses Tara out over the top rope, then goes back to elbowing Neo.

Jack Hines: Whoa, Sammy made short work of Tara.

Mack: She is better than McMoney in the ring!

Sammy tries to get Neo up over the ropes, but it seems too hard for her though she struggles away at it till we get another entrant, our 20th, Nicolas Slater, who in the hell?

Frankie Malone: Who's this kid?

Jack Hines: Beats me.

Mack and Whitney shrug. Nicolas runs at Sammy who lets go of Neo and drops him in a toe hold, then floats over and gets to her feet. Neo comes out of the ropes and clotheslines her, then lifts up Nic and hammers him into the ropes. Sammy stays away from them and kneels down in a corner now as Neo and Nic brawl till we hear Bombfall hit the pa and our next entrant makes his way out, that being Bubba Ray Dudley. he comes charging out and enters the ring on fire and starts hammering both Neo and Nic. Neo gets dropped to the mat and Bubba lifts Nic in a press slam tossing him out to the floor. He grabs Neo now and starts laying hard chops to his chest, slaps is more like it, but Sammy runs over now and drops down low blowing Bubba, then tries shoving him over the top rope. Neo recovers and helps her and they keep trying till your clock counts down again and we soon reach zero and hear Money Talks hit the pa.

Frankie Malone: Oh yea, the money man is coming out to win it all, the man who can kick your ass Mack!

Mack: Heh, if you say so Frankie, but why was he away from SEF while I stayed here four years carrying it everyday?

Jack Hines: Ok guys, lets get on with the rumble.

And so we await mcMoney, but no one comes out, several minutes pass by and his music fades.

Jack Hines: Where the hell is he?





And so no McMoney, but we suddenly see Johnny Rebel come running out and fast for as big as he is. He slides in the ring and pops up, grabs Sammy and tosses her to the other side of the ring. Rebel grabs Neo and whips into the ropes nailing a big boot on him, then he rushes over grabbing Sammy lifting her high in the air and sends over the top rope with a huge chokeslam to the floor.

Jack Hines: Oh god, he just did that to Sammy. I know she is willing to get in there with anyone, but damn.

Neo clubs Rebel in the back, but Rebel just turns to him and lifts him up, then throws him into a corner and starts hammering him with gut punches. Bubba comes charging over now and like a train he just smashes against Rebel, then delivers a german suplex to him. Our next entrant comes out now, probably shoulda came out befroe Rebel since it was several minutes before McMoney's music stopped, hehe. Anyways, Harry Boombastic comes into the ring and runs into the corner at Neo with a splash, then pulls him down to the mat in a front facelock. Bubba has Rebel up against the ropes and is hammering him hard, but Rebel soon fires back at him. Harry and Neo get up in a corner and start tradimng chops and punches, and after a couple minutes we see our next entrant when we hear Enter Sandman hit.

Mack: Oh yea, just so ya all know, I do look forward to seeing this man in action.

Frankie Malone: What? Sandman sucks, he'll last like a second, maybe.

Jack Hines: We'll see!

And Sandman is entering through the crowd weilding his singapore cane and drinking a beer, plus a cigarette in his mouth. He gets through the crowd and comes out by the commentators table, nods to Mack, then chugs his beer and throws down his cig. Sandman enters the ring and goes charging over cracking Harry in the back, then shoves the cane to Neo's throat and pulls himdown in a ddt. Rebel plants Bubba with a hard right and comes off the ropes with a leg drop, then he turns and looks for a boot to Sandman, but Sandman ducks down and swings around catching Rebel in the back with his cane. Sandman goes to work on Rebel's back now. Bubba gets up and charges over clotheslining Sandman, then runs over to Harry smashing him into a corner and dumps him over the top rope. Rebel pulls up Sandman and whips him to a corner, then charges in at him with a massive clothesline crumpling Sandman to the mat. Neo gets up and runs over kicking at Sandman now and we soon see a clock counting down. Rebel grabs Neo by the neck and throws him backwards, then kicks at Sandman as we reach zero and hear Ministry come over the pa and Flamez makes his way out now.

Jack Hines: Oh no, this is not good, a four hundred pound, near seven foot man and this close to thirty.

Mack: Flamez is big, but enough guys can get him out, Rebel as well is no small dude.

Flamez gets up on the apron and headbutts Neo who charges him, then steps over the top rope and Bubba comes at him with punches. Flamez reels, but knees Bubba in the gut and sends him into a corner. Flamez charges to Rebel, but he moves and Sandman gets squashed in the corner. Rebel pulls Flamez around and starts hammering him now, but Flamez sends them right back to him. Rebel kicks Flamez and looks for a whip, but Flamez reverses and soon catches him with a samoan drop.

Jack Hines: Flamez is dominating so far.

Neo runs over to Sandman now and lifts up tryimng to get him out of the ring while Bubba comes out of a corner and charges full speed at Flamez with a shoulder block just teetering the big man. Rebel gets up behind Flamez and Bubba runs the ropes trying again while Rebel gets down behind Flamez. Bubba hits Flamez who staggers against Rebel's body and trips backwards to the mat. Rebel gets up, but Bubba hammers him in the back and sends him into a corner, then runs over clubbing Neo in the back and sends him across the ring into Rebel. Bubba whips Sandman over into Neo now, then goes charging at them all, but Rebel shoves Neo and Sandman away and comes out with a big boot to Bubba's head laying him out.

Frankie Malone: Ow, that looked liked a fifty yard punt!

Mack: Rebel got power behind that boot.

Sandman suddenly runs over clotheslining Neo over the top rope, but Flamez is up and lifts Sandman over as well dumping him on top of Neo. The two end up brawling to the back and Flamez turns to Rebel trading punches with him as the clock counts down now and soon reaches zero. Beautiful But Deadly hits and out comes Christine looking not too happy considering who is in the ring. She makes her way to ringside as Rebel and Flamez ignore her and continue pounding the hell out of each other. She gets in the ring and stays in a corner as Bubba gets up and and runs over helping Rebel beat Flamez against the ropes.

Jack Hines: Christine is in trouble here, outweighed by over a hundred fifty pounds at least from each guy.

Mack: A tough shot, but hey, Whitney has overcome these odds before.

Christine looks like she may get involved when we see Matlock come running out and get into the ring charging at Flamez and helping to try and get him out of the ring.

Jack Hines: What is he doing out here?

Frankie Malone: He's in the rumble, maybe is up next and came out early.

All three guys try lifting Flamez over the ropes now and Christine comes over to try and help, they get him teetering, but Flamez kicks at Christine, then headbutts Rebel and gets on his feet. Flamez hammers Matt down, then grabs Christine and just flings her over the top rope. Bubba pounds on Flamez back, then Rebel hammers him with body shots and Matt grabs the singapre cane Sandman left and starts cracking Flamez with it over his head and well Matt's clock ended we now have another and soon we see Dean Estinhouse come running out and enter the ring. He goes charging over at Flamez nailing a shoulder block teetering the big man. Rebel and Bubba each grab an arm and try pulling Flamez over while Matt and Dean grab a leg and lift him up, but the man is still so huge they can't heave him higher.

Jack Hines: They need a-, what the hell?

We see McMoney comes from the crowd and slide in the ring. He charges over lifting up under Flamez and the big man goes out to the floor now. McMoney starts punching Matt back to the ropes as Bubba and Dean brawl into a corner. Rebel runs over nailing a double clothesline on Matt and McMoney, then we hear a buzzer and see Ambika Renton run out and Rebel boots her head off, then lifts her up and sends her out to the floor.

Frankie Malone: like a true bitch, in and out in seconds.

Jack Hines: Geez man.

Mack: It was funny sorta.

Whitney slap Mack playfully now. Bubba rocks Dean with punches, but we see McMoney run over and bury a knee to Bubba's back. Matt gets up and trades some punches with Rebel now. Dean and McMoney try and toss out Bubba now and a clock appears, but before it counts down we see Big Country run out and get in the ring.

Jack Hines: Guess BC couldn't wait to get in and he's the last, number thirty.

BC runs over and helps lift up Bubba sending him out to the floor. BC and McMoney team up on Dean now, but he fights them off. Rebel sends Matt into a corner, then charges over knocking BC down and sends Dean into a corner, then kicks McMoney in the gut and lifts him into a press slam throwing him out to the floor. BC comes from behind and hurls Rebel over the ropes, Matlock lifts BC up and dumps him out too. Matt turns now and sees Dean charging him, but Matt is able to duck. Dean stops and kicks Matt in the face, then rips him up and nails a suplex. He lifts up Matt tries for a powerbomb, but Matt backdrops him and runs of fthe ropes nailing a leg drop. He lifts up Dean for Animal Instincts it seems, but Dean twists out and whips Matt to the ropes. He follows with a clothesline, but Matt elbows him in the head, then lfits him for a brainbuster and turns sending him over the top rope to the floor and falls to his knees now.

Brittany Fox: Here is your winner of the 2006 SEF Rumble, Matt Matlock!

Getting Away With Murder hits the pa now as Matlock gets up with his hand raised.

Frankie Malone: Yes, get ready Mack cause your title reign is up come Wrestle X!

Jack Hines: A great match, rematch it will be, but Matt better step up more.

Mack stands up now grabs his World Title raising it high in the air after Matt went to the top rope staring at him. Mack returns it and the crowd is behind Mack, their going crazy as we fade to black.