WAR 77 {8/8/12}

[NBD]

August 8th, 2012



Inside the Van Andel Arena in Grand Rapids Michigan its hot with all the fans packed in raising the roof in cheers as pyro blasts off over the ring. "Another Way To Die" by Disturbed plays over the pa and its time for WAR just four days before the big Homecoming pay per view.

Welcome to WAR everyone! Nick Miller here and we got a lineup of three title matches with two interactive and one US Tag Team Title Match with the champs defending against Arab Andy and The Psycho Nat. That was announce a couple days ago as well as the the fatal four way tag match at the pay per view is no more. Instead the newcomer who goes by Whisper and even goes so far as to rip off the real name of the original Whisper. She faces Taylor Andrews and if she can beat the Golden Gal, Whisper gets a title shot, that is if Taylor can keep her title against Shane Jeriko tonight!

Black Bob chiming in.

Shane is looking more and more the same, a bit insane from a very boring angle!

Nick says.

His brother Cody not into it either and has to contend with Xanthus to try and get the Iron Title, so if he could win, perhaps Cody would get a World Title shot!?

Bob laughing a little as he says.

Doubt it, but yea, he would I'd say!

Nick says.

Should be a good show leading up to the tag match which could quite good! We'll have to see how much Taylor's first match takes out of her!

Interactive Icon Championship No DQ Match
Shane Jeriko v. Taylor Andrews(c)

They enter a lock up and Shane gets a side headlock on Taylor who tries for a back suplex. Shane turns in mid air crashing down on Taylor and applies the side headlock back on her. Taylor getting to her knees forces Shane up and tries shoving him to the ropes. He hangs on tight and keeps the headlock on, then tries for a hip toss. Taylor slipping free grabs Shane in an arm drag taking him down, then she runs to the ropes springing off into a baseball slide dropkick. Taylor bouncing up into a facestomp pulls Shane up into a snap suplex. She rolls out on the apron heading to the top rope, stands straight up and leaps off into an elbow drop on Shane's chest. Taylor rolls up all cocky runs to the ropes springing off into another baseball slide dropkick to the head. Taylor gets up pulling Shane up into a rocker dropper, then turns him over and heads up to the top rope nailing a moonsault. She flips up and stomps on his face again, then Taylor pulls Shane up looking for an sto. Shane ducks and runs to the ropes as Whisper runs out. Taylor ducking a clothesline whips around for a chick kick catching Shane in the head. Whisper with a ballbat in hand slides in the ring running for Taylor who barely ducks the attack. Whisper turning with a swing and Taylor ducks that. Shane is getting up and takes a shot from the ballbat to his arm. Shane shoving Whisper who cracks him across the head dropping Shane, then turns and gets a superkick to the jaw from Taylor. The Golden Gal slapping Shane trying to wake him only to clamp on the T & A and he taps right away.

Here is your winner and still Icon Champion...........Taylor Andrews!

"Foxy, Foxy" plays as the crowd cheer for Taylor who gets up with her arms raised. The ref hands her the title and Taylor heads to the turnbuckles lifting it high. She hops down and exits the ring to the back slapping a few hands along the way as Nick says.

A damn good outing for Taylor who had to contend with two people after Whisper interfered with a ballbat no less! Taylor avoided her and Whisper ended up laying Shane out, then got laid out by the Icon Champ! Should be a good heated match between them this Sunday!



Interactive Iron Championship Ladder Match
Cody Jeriko v. Xanthus(c)

With the belt hanging above the ring and Xanthus arrogantly smirking, Cody makes a mad dash for a clothesline. Xanthus ducking it drops Cody with a neckbreaker, then flips backwards and sideways grabbing the right arms. Xanthus grapevines the arm into an armbar ripping hard on Cody's arm making him scream loud. The crowd cheering on as Xanthus tears at the arm, then suddenly lets go. He rolls up to his feet springing off the ropes into a dropkick to the left shoulder of Cody. Xanthus applying an armbar to the same arm kneels over Cody putting as much pressure as he can on the challenger. Xanthus let's him up, let's go and spins Cody around, then leaps up into a spinning back kick. Cody turning and falling down, so Xanthus leaps up stomping the back of his head, then lifts Cody into the Ghetto Busta. Xanthus rolling from the ring grabs a ladder sliding it in, then slides back in. He pulls the ladder up as Cody is getting up and Xanthus rests it on his shoulder, then charges ramming the ladder into Cody's left shoulder. Cody staggering to one knee and Xanthus body slamming the ladder across Cody's back. The challenger holding his back nearly falling gets a kick to the midsection from the World Champ. Xanthus pulling Cody up into the Asshole Cutta right on to the ladder scraping his shoulder a bit on the metal. Xanthus getting up pulls Cody off the ladder and into a vertebreaker, then he hits a moonsault followed by a double leg drop for XXX. X hopping up into a crotch chop gets huge cheers, then he grabs the ladder setting it up under the ladder. He climbs on up and grabs the Iron Title unsnapping it. The other hand falls down X's arm which stays straight up as the crowd cheer loud.

Here is your winner and still Iron Champion............Xanthus!

"The Way I Am" plays and down the ladder Xanthus goes shaking his head in shame at Cody, then exits the ring slapping a few hands on his way to the back. And elsewhere in the back inside a small dressing room is Bill McLane in the usual black casual suit. With him is Axel who is in his ring gear looking all in whatever world he is in. Sly talking to Axel.

The jWo said that you were a weak link and they had to take you out, but it is you who ran them all off. It is you who will destroy them all this Sunday and whoever else gets in your way!

Axel turning to Sly who holds his arms up backing away saying.

Your way is that way, to your ring where you will show the world that its time for a new monster to emerge, but one not afraid to take out anyone, anytime, at any cost!

Axel snarling and turning towards the door starts shadow boxing, practices uppercuts and a few kick too. Sly continuing.

Harold said that you couldn't last five seconds in the ring with him-

He's cut off by Michael Mazzarone peeking in the door to say.

Axel couldn't last five seconds with me and won't even make it that far come Sunday!

Then he ducks out to run, but Axel out the door and sends a kick into the spine of Mazzarone. Mike crumpling to his face and Axel lifting him up slamming Mazz to the wall headfirst. He then lifts Mazz into a firemans carry to nail a death valley driver on the floor. Mazz out of it and Axel ripping him back up runs Mazzarone down the hall and into a plastic bin, then pushes that towards the load dock shoving it off to the pavement below. Axel staring down at Mazzarone who is spilled out of the bin with his neck looking really out of place. Axel just walks away as an EMT comes out, then we hear Nick Miller say.

Looks like Mazzarone may not make it to Sunday's pay per view, or even outta this town!

Bob chiming in.

Dat boy got fucked up!



Main Event
US Tag Team Championship Match
The Taliban v. Taylor Andrews(c) & John Carter(c)

The Psycho Nat and John start the match with a lock up and John in a side headlock shoves the Nat to the ropes. He flies back into a forearm smash, but John ducking it looks for the High Kick already. The Psycho Nat coming off the ropes is able to duck under the kick, then leap into back heel kick sending John down. The Psycho Nat heading to the top rope flies off into a senton bomb, then rolls up tagging Andy and runs to the ropes springing off into a baseball slide dropkick to John's head. Andy with a kick to John's head pulls him up into a scoop slam, then runs to the ropes springing off into a leg drop. Andy getting up drops a knee over's John's head, then pulls him into a russian leg sweep. John with an elbow to his head leaps to his corner making the tag. Taylor flying in over the top rope takes Andy down with a clothesline, then she gets up and pulls him into a ddt. Andy running Taylor into a corner slams a shoulder to her ribs a few times. He lifts Taylor to the top rope, then hammers her with elbows and climbs up for a superplex. Taylor hooking her feet on the top rope holds herself down, then she gets her arms free clubbing Andy in his ribs. Andy with a headbutt to Taylor, then another and she almost tips, Andy with a third headbutt, and a fourth, then he hooks her back up nailing the superplex. Taylor curled up facing her corner where John reaches for a tag. Andy getting up pulls Taylor into a russian leg sweep, then he tags out and The Psycho Nat heads to the top for his Somersault Senton Splash. Taylor with her knees up in time rolls to her corner making the tag. In comes John clotheslining The Psycho Nat, then hoists him up for a scoop slam and heads to the top for an elbow drop. John on his feet and Andy trying to come in distracts the ref and John as well. The Psycho Nat trying to get up and Whisper runs out yanking Taylor off the apron smacking her face off the ring. Taylor staggering around and Whisper backing off when the ref gets things in order. Taylor recovering chases after Whisper to the back and The Psycho Nat with an irish whip sends John to the ropes. John springs back ducking a flying roundhouse, then nails his High Kick knocking The Psycho Nat down. Andy tries coming in again and John turns his way going for him. Andy dropping off the apron pulls John's arms down slingshotting off the top rope. John spinning around to his knees holds his throat as Andy gets on the apron yelling for The Psycho Nat to get over here. The Nat still out and John crawling over for the pin, ONE.................TWO....kickout! John getting up pulls The Psycho Nat into a bulldog, but gets shoved into a corner, then Andy is tagged in. John staggers out of the corner into a spinning heel kick from Andy who heads to the top rope nailing a moonsault. He pulls John up nailing a reverse russian leg sweep, then gets up tagging The Psycho Nat in. Andy pulls up John nailing a piledriver, then rolls away as The Nat flies off with the Somersault Senton Splash, then makes the pin, ONE......................TWO.........................THREE!

Here are your winners and new US Tag Team Champions...............The Psycho Nat and Arab Andy!

"Breaking The Habit" plays over the pa and Andy grabs the belts handing one to his partner. They raise the belts up to a bit of a rowdy crowd. Andy praying to his god in the name of alah as The Psycho Nat heads to the back slapping a few hands. And in the back we find Taylor Andrews chasing Whisper still and down a hallway. Whisper entering a dressing room and Taylor cautiously looks in, but from behind comes the GM with a Brogue Kick to the back of her head. Taylor crashing to the floor and the GM straightening his suit out says to Whisper.

C'mon, we got business to attend to!

And the two walk off with Whisper smirking down at Taylor while Nick Miller says.

We got new Tag Champs and Taylor just got assaulted by the General Manager who said he and Whisper had business to attend to. Wonder if their coming out here for the contract signing?



So a table is set up in the ring with a contract and two microphones, then "The Way I Am" plays and out walks Xanthus flanked by the GM and Whisper. The crowd torn a bit with cheers and boos as Xanthus flaunts the World Title and Iron Title around his waist. His ring gear still on and he heads down getting into the ring. X taking the chair with the view of the aisle as the GM picks up the mic for his opponent. Whisper leans back in a corner as the GM speaks.

Ok, so to find out who the lucky opponent will be this Sunday to face Xanthus for the World Heavyweight Championship!?! Well its real simple, Xanthus will tell you because I am allowing him to choose his own opponent!

Xanthus smirking and the crowd unsure of this boo a bit. "Back In Black" plays and Bill McLane is seen on the tron saying.

Whoa, hold on, Thomas, no, that is not how it is going to happen for an opponent has been chosen and this man will introduce him!

The tron fades as "Mouth for War" plays and out walks Frankie in a leather trenchcoat and Detroit ballcap. A cellphone in his left hand and mic in his right which he raises up to speak. The crowd cheering loud for him and Frankie just says.

Yea, I'm back and this time I have a client that will become World Champion this Sunday because this client is a man who made SEF what it is today! This guy better than you Xanthus and when SEF comes home he'll be home as well and right back where should be. The Showsteala is back once again, so ladies and gents, here he is, Shane Mack!

And the crowd comes unglued at the sound of the name, then even louder when Mack steps out in a cocky swagger to Kid Rock's "Lowlife" playing over the pa. He wears blue khakis and no shirt with his blonde hair down and swaying a bit. Mack grinning big and Shady Smack in blue jeans and an IC shirt runs out and around Mack slapping fans hands and going nuts. Frankie following Mack to the ring heads up the steps while Mack hops to the apron. He steps in and circles around to a muscle pose, then pops up to a crotch chop and spins around all intense. Mack cracking a cocky smirk just plops down into the chair across from Xanthus who is nodding his head yea at the sight of the original Daddy Mack! Shady running around the ring with a super soaker spraying the crowd while Frankie checks out the contract, then hands it to Mack who signs the last page. He leans back all relaxed with a smug smirk while Xanthus just sets the mic down and signs the contract, He stands up now and pulls the World Title off his waist lifting it up over the table. Mack stands up eyeing xanthus with Frankie and the GM in the background watching on while Nick Miller says.

My god, Shane Mack, the real deal, is back in SEF for the first time since Wrestle X which was a one night only appearance. This looks like Mack is back for good as he gets a World Title shot in his return match at the Homecoming pay per view and Xanthus looking ready as ever to face his old friend. This is truly set to be a classic match in Detroit with both home town boys looking to tear it up in the Joe Louis Arena this Sunday, so don't miss it!