Carnage 3 {3/25/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

March 25th, 2003

The scene opens up to pyro shooting off on stage and Sacramental Carnae by Sinister playing as Carnage kicks off live from the sold out Arco Arena in Sacramento California! The camera pans around the arena, showing the fans with their signs, cheering like crazy, then the view cuts over to Kid Rock and Eminem at ringside, ready to call the show!

Kid Rock: What cali?! Me and em up in here ready to kick off carnage!

Eminem: Yea we are and were just five days away from wrestlemania, should have have some pumped up sutff happening!

Kid Rock: Oh yea! Can't wait to see what my main man mack has up his sleeve, course, johnny and rapid as well!

Eminem: But hey man, how about that cage match with flair and andy challenging viper and victoria for the tag titles?

Kid Rock: Oh man, thats gonna be sweet! I gott apick viper and victoria just cause viper is da man, well next to mack of course!

Eminem: Yea, true there, but also a few guys look good tonight in some of the lower matches! This virus guy is good!

Kid Rock: Sure is, looking very good! Also though, jay and austin, both in seperate matches, but look like they can handle themselves as well!

Eminem: Man, the ic title look damn good, jamie and victoria are both good and worthy of the title!

Kid Rock: Yea, but victoria gotta win, thats vipers woman ya know! Anyways, lets get started people!





SEF Intercontinental Championship

Jamies music hits an dhe comes running out to the ring and slides in, poses, then waits! All the things she said hits and out walks victoria with her ic title around her waist and viper by her side! She gets in the ring and the match soon starts! Jamie runs at her and nails a dropkick, then jumps on vicky and slams her head into the mat! He then picks her up and whips her into the ropes, looks for a back body drop, but she kicks him in the head and clotheslines him! Vicky begins elbowing him in the head after backing him into the corner, then whips jamie to teh other corner and runs at him! He jumps up and flips over her, grabs her in a waistlock and gives her a german suplex, but rolls through to a mexican suplex and pin sher, 1......2.......kickout! Vicky jumps up enraged and starts pounding on jamie, then body slams him near the ropes and hits a leg drop over the top rope, then stands up and hits a standing moonsault, pinning, 1.......2.........kickout! Vicky gets up and argues with the ref as viper pulls jamie out and begins beating the hell out of him, but then virus comes running out and starts punching at viper! They trade punches for a while while jamie gets back in the ring and vicky looks for the widows peak, but jamie gets out and drops vicky across the second rope, then runs the ropes and nails the 619! He goes up top and hits a 450 splash into a pin, 1........2.........3!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall and new ic champ....................Jamie!

Jamies music hits has he get sthe title and poses with it and viper jumps in, clubs him in the back, then grabs vicky and heads b/s!

Kid Rock: What the hell? The kid pulled it off!

Eminem: Thats f'cked up! But hey, I guess we got a new champ now!





Triple Threat Match

Crack addict hits and jay makes his way out, then j-maxs music hits and he comes running out, slides in and goes right for jay! The two trade punches till jay knocks j-max backwards and clotheslines him! Then mnc hits the ring and begins beating down jay with some big right hands! J-max is back up, but gets suplexed by mnc, then throws to the outside! Jay dropkicks mnc in the back and gives him a bulldog, then goes up top and hits an elbow drop, pinning, 1......2......kickout! Jay stays on mnc and relentlessly punches him in teh head, then j-max jumps in, but get a drop toe hold by jay and locked in a headlock! Jay wrenches on him, but lets go and jumps up, trading punches with mnc who gets the better end of that and ddts jay! He then picks up j-max and hits the cvd, but jay gives him a german suplex, then locks j-max in the jay bird and he soon taps out!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by submission...............Jay!

Crack addict hits and jay poses a lil before heading b/s!

Kid Rock: Good win by jay! He definitely worked tonight!

Eminem: Yea he did! Nice victory for him!





Backstage

Viper and victoria are show looking upset over the ic title match! Victoria is seen screaming and pulling at her hair as viper is clearly mad, but more calm and thinking as well!

The camera then cuts to jamies l/r where he and virus are celebrating jamies ic title win who has the title over his shoulder!





Singles Match

As mat and chris get underway in their match, the lights dim and sing without me by eminem hits! Both men turn to the stage, but no one comes out! Then johnny xcomes running from the crowd, jumps the rail, slides in the ring and soon spears matt, then hits chris with the x-ecution and gets much approval from the crowd, poses a lil befor eheading b/s!

Kid Rock: Damn, f'ck yea, johnny is back!

Eminem: Oh yea! The champ is back!





Fatal Four Way

Just drop dead hits and out comes virus who gets in the ring! Then risktakers music hits and he runs out an dis met with right hands by virus, then hits with ddt! Virus then nails a guillotin leg drop before hitting risktaker with the infection! Chris is running to the ring as virus pins risktaker, 1..........2............3!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall...........Virus!

Just drop dead hits and virus jumps out, posing and heads b/s!

Kid Rock: Man, that one was pretty quick!

Eminem: Yea, virus is pretty good!





Backstage

David flair and andy styles are shown in their l/r getting ready for their tag match with viper and victoria! Cassidy is talking to andy, psyching him up as flair is talking with his father on the phone!





Singles Match

Neither man come sout, so the ref declares the match a no contest!

Kid Rock: Man, what a couple of pathetic losers!

Eminem: I know, they are disgraces to this business!





Singles Match

Glass shatters hits and out comes austin to a rousing ovation! He hits the ring and poses on all the t/b's, then adams music hits and he makes his way out! Austin wastes no time and lays into adam with right hands, backs him into the corner and stomps a mudhole in him, then walks it dry! Austin then whips adam into the ropes, comes off the otehr side, and hits the lou thesz press, some right hands and a big elbow drop! Austin then pick sup adam, flips him off before kicking him in the gut and hitting him with the stunner, then pins, 1........2.........3!

Lillian Garcia: Here is your winner by pinfall..........Stone Cold Steve Austin!

Glass shatters hits and austin does his usual pose while drinking some beer!

Kid Rock: Man, austin came, saw, and whipped some ass!

Eminem: Yea he did! Adam never had a chance!





Cage Match
SEF World Tag Team Championship

Not enough hits and out comes david flair with andy styles cassidy dawn mcpherson! Flair and andy climb into the cage, then the unforgiven hits and out comes viper and victoria with their tag titles! They hand the titles off at ringside, then climb in the cage as well! Flair immediately jumps on victoria who gets in first! Viper goes after flair, but andy stops him! He gets viper back into the ropes before viper unleashes on andy, pounding him in the head, then ramming his head into the steel cage, raking his face across it, making him bleed! Viper then presses andy aboves his head and throws his headfirst into the cage and leaves him lay! Flair has vicky down on the mat and soon hits a moonsault on her, then viper grabs him from behind and hits a huge release german suplex! He then pick sup flair and looks for a powerslam, but rams flairs back into the steel, then lets him drop in the ropes! He motions vicky to leave the cage, which she seems confused at first, but does so! Once outisde, the ref shuts the door again and viper grabs andy, suplexes him, then tosses him headfirst into the cage yet again! He is now bleeding profuously and unable to move a lot! Flair dropkicks viper in the back, then grabs his head and runs, ramming it into the cage! Flair looks to walk out of the cage, but victoria grabs the door and bashes it into flair! Cassidy runs over and starts trading punches with her as viper gest up, hits flair with the unforgiven, then picks up andy and gives him sinful before getting out of the cage and winning the match!

Lillian Garcia: Here are your winners and still tag team champions...............Viper and Victoria!

The unforgiven hits as viper pulls cassidy off vicky and piefaces her to the floor, then they grab their titles and head b/s!

Kid Rock: Man, damn, viper whipped some ass tonight!

Eminem: Yea, I guess he was right for making victoria leave the cage! He didn't need help beating down flair and andy!

Kid Rock: Yea I know, vipers a big man and a great athlete, but hey know peeps, shows ova, so adios and see ya later, peace!