Carnage 21 {9/16/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

September 16th, 2003

Smells Like Teen Spirit starts playing as some pyro shoots off starting tonight's show of SEF. The camera pans over the screaming crowd in The Carolina Center from Columbia South Carolina. It then moves down and focuses on Kid Rock and Eminem at ringside.

Kid: Yo, what up Carolina baby, ya all ready for tonight's kick ass show?

Em: I'd say they are man, fucking people be rowdy in here, but with the show we got, no wonder.

Kid: Oh yea, we start off with the Dudleyz defending their Tag straps against the big bad duo of Nash and Hall.

Em: That's gonna be a great match, D-Von and Bubba look to be on the same page as Nash and Hall have been preparing a while for this one.

Kid: Also we got some singles action with Angelus and a kid called Voltage or something, but even bigger than that, we got another tag match where Cassidy and Cassie team up against Lita and Patricia.

Em: Man, kinda weird one, none of these girls really like each other, so this one should be interesting. The fatal four way for the TV Title should be too.

Kid: Yea it should. Johnny X, Matt Matlock, and Crow fighting with Strife to take his title. All four men are great upcoming superstars, so we could see a new star shine tonight.

Em: New star shine, talk about corny.

Kid: Fuck you ok, I was just trying to use big words, damn ingrate.

Em: Whatever man, let's not forget about the main event, the World Title match where Velzian and Jackal step up to Viper.

Kid: Oh man, this one is gonna be good, but I gotta say Viper has it over these two, but hey, we'll see.





SEF World Tag Team Championship
Kevin Nash & Scott Hall w/Daddy Mack vs. Bubba Ray Dudley[c] & D-Von Dudley[c]
Referee: Uncle Cracker

Wolfpac hits as Nash and Hall come walking along with Mack and step into the ring. Then, a missile drops and Bombshell hits as the Dudleyz come out with their titles. Once at ringside, they look to charge in when Mack distracts Bubba who chases Mack allowing Nash and Hall to beat down D-Von in the ring. After circling the ring twice, Mack jumps in the ring and runs across it sliding out as Nash boots Bubba in the head. He then heads to his corner as Hall takes over on Bubba and pummels him in the corner. He soon whips Bubba across the ring to another corner and charges him, but Bubba moves out of the way and then nails a ddt on Hall. Bubba then crawls over and tags in D-Von who runs in and kicks Hall in the head, then provokes Nash which distracts the ref. Bubba scoop slams Hall as D-Von goes up and nails Whasssuppp on him. Bubba then goes to his corner as D-Von starts punching away at Hall before picking him up and giving him a piledriver. D-Von looks for the pin, but Nash run in and breaks it up on two and then Bubba jumps in and starts punching Nash. Bubba looks for an irish whip, but gets reversed and Nash charges with a boot, but Bubba ducks and Cracker gets nailed with it and is out. Bubba grabs Nash from behind and gives him a german suplex somehow. Hall gets to his feet and they look for the 3D, but Mack runs in and nails Bubba with Da Shows Ova. He then clubs D-Von in the back and Hall clotheslines D-Von down. Nash gets up and pulls Bubba out of the ring, walking him over to the commentators table. In the ring, Mack and Hall are beating D-Von to hell. Nash looks to powerbomb Bubba through the table, but out from the back runs Viper with a sledgehammer who heads straight for Nash and knocks him out to the floor. As he jumps in the ring, Mack looks at him and slides out heading to the back. Viper just goes for Hall and hammer shim in the gut, then uppercuts him with it in the head. Bubba gets in the ring as Viper gets out and soon, D-Von lifts up Hall and the Dudleyz do the 3D on him, then D-Von pins as Cracker groggily counts, 1....................2..................3!

J-Lo: Here are your winners and still the SEF World Tag Team Champions.................The Dudley Boyz!

Bombshell explodes over the pa as the Dudleyz grab their titles and celebrate together, both men doing the Dudley sign. Viper jumps in the ring and shakes both mens hands and raises their hands in the air.

Kid: Well, it seems to me that the Dudleyz are back together like they should be.

Em: Yea and no screwjob either, Viper evened the odds and look who won.





Singles Match
Sean Voltage vs. Angelus
Referee: Uncle Cracker

Both men are already in the ring and the bell soon rings. Sean runs at Angelus who ducks him and comes off the ropes with a spinning kick. Soon though, SEF's Janitors, Skull and Cobra come out from the back and hit the ring. Skull charges with all his force and knocks Angelus out with a big boot, then Cobra picks up Sean and whips him into the ropes nailing a hard clothesline. They then leave the ring as Cracker declares the match a no contest.

Kid: Shit man, I guess that's what Sean and Angelus get huh.

Em: Yea, boys should have done something god.





Singles Match
Cassidy Michaels vs. Lita
Special Referee: Cassie Michaels

I Still Don't Give A Fuck hits as Cassidy comes walking out and gets in the ring, then is followed by LovePassionFuryEnergy and Lita runs out to the ring. After that, Don't Let Me Get Me hits and Cassie comes out with her title and wearing a ref shirt, then gets in the ring. Cassie soon starts the match and the bell rings with Cassidy running at Lita who ducks a clothesline, then grabs Cassidy in a sleeper and drops down in a neckbreaker like move. Lita then kicks away at Cassidy before picking her up and whipping her into a corner, then runs at her, but gets kicked in the face. Cassidy comes flying out and tackles Lita, the two roll around on the mat punching and tearing away at each other. They both get to their feet and starts trading elbow shots before Lita backs Cassidy into a corner and starts punching her. She then places Cassidy up on the top rope and steps up there and looks for a tornado ddt, but Cassidy punches her in the stomach and shoves Lita down to the mat. She then stands up, turns around and leaps off with a twisting moonsault to Lita and pins as Cassie counts, 1.......2.......kickout! Cassidy jumps looking mad and gets in Cassie's face. Cassie just shoves Cassidy backwards and right into Lita who whips Cassidy around and gives her the Twist Of Fate. Lita then picks her up and scoop slams Cassidy near the ropes and goes up top looking for a moonsault and as she comes down, Cassidy rolls away. Both women slowly recover and get to their feet. Lita is near the ropes and Cassidy runs at her with a clothesline taking both of them over the top rope to the outside. Out there, Cassidy grabs Lita by the hair and looks to slam her head off the steel steps, but Lita blocks it and whips Cassidy into the guard rail, then runs at her and clotheslines her over the rail and soon follows her. Cassidy starts fighting back and the two women tear into each other with fists of rage throughout the crowd. In the ring though, Cassie is initiating her ten count and is now on 6...............7..............8...............9....................10!

J-Lo: This match as a result of a double countout has ended in a draw.

Cassidy and Lita pay no mind to the announcement and just keep fighting in the crowd, both trying to maime the other one. Security tries getting them apart and to the back.

Kid: Damn man, them chicks hate each other, they didn't even care about winning.

Em: I know, fucking crazy broads, they sure got a rivalry going.





Backstage

The Corporate Rebellion locker room is shown where Mack is talking with Strife while Nash and Hall are sitting on a sofa looking mad over their match.

Mack: Man, this is bullshit, Viper has to fucking pay for his actions tonight, he cost us the Tag Titles. Damn it, the Dudleyz suck, I need better Tag champs, but hey Strife, you gotta pull through tonight and make up for this ok, go out there and beat some ass and I will be there to keep it fair as always.

Mack and Strife just slap hands thug style while Nash and Hall talk amongst themselves.

Kid: Well, looks like the Rebellion ain't liking the tag match earlier.

Em: Of course not man, they lost, but Strife may not.





Fatal Four Way
XCW Television Championship
Johnny X vs. Matt Matlock vs. The Crow vs. Strife[c]  w/Daddy Mack
Referee: Dr. Dre

Johnny and Crow are in the ring while Matt is not here due to his flight being delayed and soon, Minerva hits as Strife comes out with his title along with Mack and the two get to ringside. Mack takes the title as Strife jumps in the ring and the match starts. Johnny and Crow run at him, but Strife ducks and comes back off the ropes with a double dropkick taking down both men. Strife then picks up Johnny and knees him in the gut, then tosses him to the outside. Crow jumps up and clubs Strife in the back, then whips him across the ring and clotheslines him. He then grabs Strife by the throat and looks for a press slam, but Mack gets up on the apron. Crow drops Strife and walks over to Mack, but Dre keeps the two apart and Strife gets up and low blows Crow. He then gives Crow a hard ddt and goes to the top rope coming off with a leg drop on Crow, then pins as Dre counts, 1...........2............3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner and still XCW Television Champion..................Strife!

Minerva hits as Strife raises his title up and soon heads to the back with Mack.

Kid: Like Strife or not, he just beat a man nearly twice his size.

Em: True man, he beat Crow, don't matter how ya do it, just that ya do.





Triple Threat Match
SEF World Heavyweight Championship
Andrew Velzian w/Cassie Michaels vs. The Jackal vs. Viper[c]
Referee: Dr. Dre

Velzian is already in the ring with Cassie at ringside when Don't Tread On Me hits and Jackal comes walking out and gets in the ring. Then, Superman hits and Viper comes walking out with his title around his waist. He gets in the ring and holds up his title, then the match starts. All three men stare at each other and suddenly, Viper charges Velzian and nearly takes his head right off with a thunderous clothesline. Jackal takes his chance and clotheslines Viper in the back, then grabs him in a waistlock looking for a german suplex, but is blocked. Viper elbows Jackal in the head and turns around. The two start letting some heavy punches fly and Viper works jackal back into a corner, but gives a clean break. Velzian gets up though and runs up behind Viper with a forearm shot, but Viper just turns around and grins, then backs up Vezlina, punches him and whips him to Jackal who kicks Velzian in the gut and hits The Jackal Effect on him. Before Jackal can do anything more, Viper is on him in an instant and starts kicking him in the head, then lifts him up and powerslams him. He grabs jackal's leg and begins to weaken it up around the knee, twisting it and bending it, and elbow dropping him right on his knee. Jackal yells in pain and tries holding his knee and pushing Viper away. Viper does let up at one point when he picks up a recovering Velzian and gives him a powerbomb to the outside of the ring. Jackal gets up and looks to kick Viper as he turns around, but Viper grabs his foot and quickly goes down and whips around bringing Jackal down, twisting his leg. Jackal screams out in pain as Viper kicks him in the head, then grabs his legs and lock shim an Indian Deathlock, reefing back and cinching it in tight. Jackal just yells out in pain and pounds the mat with his fists trying to grab the ropes, but is too far. Jackal starts to fade, but Viper tightens up real fast causing Jackal to snap up. Jackal looks about ready to tap, but instead buckles down and starts crawling and after a few minutes, he gets closer to the ropes and strains just enough, grabbing a hold of the bottom rope. Dre tells Viper to break the hold which he does, but elbow drops Jackal in the back, then picks him up and whips across the ring. Jackal ends up falling to the mat when his knee buckles on him, so Viper kicks him in the ribs, then lifts him up and knees him in the head and gives him The Unforgiven. Viper then pins as Dre counts, 1...........2..........3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner and still SEF World Heavyweight Champion.........................Viper!

Superman hits as Viper grabs his title and raises it up in victory. He then looks down to Jackal and stares for a second before extending his hand down and helping him to his feet. Viper raises up Jackal's hand as the two stand tall together. Then, out from the crowd runs Chris Cyrien who jumps in the ring with a chair and slams Viper in the back, then whacks Jackal's knee and soon slides out of the ring leaving to a chorus of boos.

Kid: Holy shit, that kids got some guts man, attacking the World Champ of SEF.

Em: Yea he does man, something tells me Viper ain't gonna forget about what just happened.

Kid: I don't think he will either, but we'll have to wait and see what happens, til then, peace people.