Carnage 27 {11/4/03}

[Taylor Andrews]

November 4th, 2003

Smells Like Teen Spirit begins playing as some pyro shoots off from the Gund Arena in Cleveland Ohio. The camera pans over the arena and captures all the fans before dropping down to Kid Rock and Eminem.

Kid: Yo people, here we be up in Cleveland and ready to roll on with a kick ass night.

Em: Uh huh man, looking nice it is, Tag Titles on the line, plus IC and World Titles in the same match.

Kid: Oh yea, Viper, Red Static and Xanthus, sounds like a hell of a match and looks it too.

Em: True, Mack and Xanthus against Matt and Jackal looks good as well. But hey, can't forget that number one contender match for the IC Title, Spike and Mickey look goos, but Angelus as always sucks.

Kid: Yea he does. We also got a fatal four way with some bitches in it, then also Mr Hyde makes his debut against Brandon, ok then.

Em: Yea, no doubt, Mr Hyde and his wife Mrs Jekyll, sound familair?

Kid: Haha, anyways, thats about all, so lets roll on with it.





SEF World Tag Team Championship
The New Diamonds vs. Da Impact Playas[c]
Referee: Dr. Dre

Matt and Jackal are in the ring when The Way I Am hits and Xanthus comes walking out with both Tag Titles and his Xtreme Title. He gets in the ring and whispers something to Dre who soon starts the match. Jackal starts off against Xanthus and soon backs him into a corner and looks for some punches, but Xanthus ducks and nails a back kick to Jackal's head. Xanthus picks up Jackal and whips him into the ropes nailing a spinning kick on him. He quickly jumps up top, but Matt runs down the apron and shoves Xanthus off to the floor. Jackal recovers in the ring, then grabs Dre and turns him around breaking the ten count. Matt heads over to Xanthus and sends him into the guard rail, then grabs a steel chair and bashes him in the head. Matt rolls Xanthus in the ring and goes to his corner as Jackal lifts up Xanthus and press slams him. He looks for a pin as Dre counts, 1..................2...................kickout! Jackal looks a lil surprised, but stands up and tags in Matt who jumps off the top rope and nails an elbow drop on Xanthus. Matt then stands up, picks up Xanthus and looks for a ddt, but Xanthus counters into a northerm lights suplex in which Dre counts, 1..............2..............kickout! Matt quickly gets up and clotheslines Xanthus, then picks him up and nails the Matlock Go Round. He picks Xanthus back up, tags Jackal who goes up top and they soon give Xanthus Drop & Pounce. Jackal pins as Dre counts, 1....................2.......................3!

J-Lo: Here are your winners and new SEF World Tag Team Champions......................The New Diamonds!

Raise Up hits as Matt and Jackal get their titles and celebrate, but then fire shoots up on the stage getting their attention. Mack runs from the crowd and jumps in the ring, yells and nails Jackal with Da Shows Ova. Matt trades punches with him, but Mack overturns him and sends him into the ropes, then nails him with Da Shows Ova. Mack just smiles and leaves.

Kid: Well fuck man, Matt and Jackal won the rematch, but Mack didn't even wrestle yet laid them both out.

Em: Yea, kinda weird, but Mack ain't normal, so hey.





Singles Match
Brandon Guthrie vs. Mr. Hyde w/Mrs. Jekyll
Referee: Dr. Dre

Both men are in the ring and Brandon charges at Hyde who sidesteps him. Brandon comes back to him off the ropes and Hyde nails him with a clothesline, then lifts up Bandon and hits a hard ddt. Hyde stands up and walks around looking confident, tyhen picks up Brandon, but gets punched in the gut and shoved into a corner, then clotheslined. Brandon picks up Hyde and looks for a suplex, but Hyde slips down and nails Brandon with a Jackhammer, then pins as Dre counts, 1.....................2.......................3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner..........................Mr. Hyde!

Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde hit as Hyde celebrates his win with his wife.

Kid: Nice win for his debut man, Hyde did ok despite his name.

Em: Yea, even though he copied it off a movie, his ring skill is pretty good.





Fatal Four Way
Charisma vs. Mia Dream vs. Christy vs. Courtney Michaels
Referee: Johnny Depp

Once all four women are in the ring, the bell sounds and Courtney charges Charisma spearing to the outside of the ring. Mia and Christy roll around a bit while Courtney takes out Charisma, throwing her facefirst into the rigpost. She then slides in the ring and nails a double clothesline on Mia and Christy. Courtney then gives Mia a powerbomb and soon does a moonsault to Christy and pins her as Johnny counts, 1.................2.................3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner.........................Courtney Michaels!

Tourniquet hits as Courtney raises her hand up looking happy and crazy.

Kid: Well, Courtney won, she is crazy but good.

Em: Yea she is, but hey, we all get weird.





Triple Threat Match
#1 Contender To SEF IC Title
Mickey Dragon vs. Angelus vs. Spike Dudley  w/Patricia Stratigias
Referee: Uncle Cracker

The three men are in the ring and Angelus starts it by running at Spike who drop toeholds him to the canvas. Mickey captalizes and drops on elbow on Spikes back, then lifts him up in on his shoulder and tosses him to the outside. Angelus is back up, but Mickey charges him and nails a spear. He then lifts up Angelus and suplexes him before going up top ad nailing a missile dropkick on him. Mickey sets up fpr the Dragonizer and hits it, but before he can pin, Spike comes flying in off the top rope with a dropkick right to the head of Mickey, then grabs him and lays him out with the Dudley Dog. Spike pins Angelus as Cracker counts, 1...................2...................3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner and number one contender.......................Spike Dudley!

Welcome To Dudleyville hits as Spike jumps up in joy and Patricia celebrates with him.

Kid: Fuck yea, Spike did it, now he gets shot at Red Static.

Em: Hell of an award, but hey, Spike can do it, he's overcame odds before.





Singles Match
Kayleia Manson vs. Emily
Referee: Uncle Cracker

Both women fail to show for the match. Kayleia was busy working out while Emily was giving Daddy Mack a nude lap dance.





Triple Threat Two Falls Match
1st Fall: SEF Intercontinental Championship
2nd Fall: SEF World heavyweight Championship
Red Static vs. Xanthus vs. Viper[c] w/Desiree Jones
Referee: Johnny Depp

Red and Xanthus are in the ring as Viper is walking out eyeing them both. Desiree is with him and soon takes his title as Viper slides in the ring and charges Red, taking him back into a corner and pounding on him with hard punches. Xanthus runs over and looks to nail Viper, but he turns around and knocks Xanthus to the canvas, then jumps on him and starts punching away. Red recovers after a moment and drops down with a double axe handle smash on Viper, then picks him up and whips Viper across the ring, runs at him and nails a hard clothesline, then picks him up and powerslams him. Xanthus is up and goes rght for Viper, lifts him up and nails a spinning back kick sending him into the ropes, then Red clotheslines Viper to the outside. Red turns around and locks eyes with Xanthus, they step close, then Xanthus pokes Red in the chest and he falls down. Xanthus pins him as Johnny counts, 1..............2...............3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner of the first fall and new SEF Intercontinental Champion.....................Xanthus!

Xanthus gets up as does Red and they both just smile to each other as the crowd is booing in hatred. Viper gets to his feet and grabs Red by his feet, then pulls him to the outside and slams his head into the ringpost. Xanthus flies out of the ring with a somersault plancha taking down Viper. Red recovers and picks up Viper rolling him in the ring, then slides in and starts pounding on him before picksing him up and choking him. Xanthus gets back in the ring and helps Red keep Viper down, the two men beating on him, hitting him with all they got. At one point though, they go for a double clothesline, but Viper ducks it and comes back to them with a spear on Xanthus. He jumps up and trades punches with Red who sends Viper reeling, but when Red tries for a clothesline, Viper ducks and Johnny gets laid out. Red turns around and his kicked in the gut, then given The Unforgiven by Viper who looks for the pin, but sees Johnny down, so he tries to revive him. Xanthus jumps up, but Viper spots him and soon lays him out with Sinful. Viper goes back to helping Johnny when Mack comes from the crowd and jumps in the ring, yells to Viper and nails him with Da Shows Ova, then heads to the back. Red gets to his feet and lifts up Viper chokeslamming him, then Xanthus comes off the top rope with a Gangsta Splash to Viper and Red pins Viper as a recovering Johnny pins, 1...................2.....................3!

J-Lo: Here is your winner of the second fall and new SEF World Heavyweight Champion..........................Red Static!

Bloodline hits as Red is handed his World Title and Xanthus is handed his IC Title, the two standing together. But they are not done, Red picks up Viper and gives him the Agony Crush while Xanthus gets a chair and starts laying into Viper. He then puts the chair on Viper's leg, right on his knee to be specific and lays him in the middle of the ring, then climbs to the top rope. Xanthus looks around the arena, then jumps off to Viper, landing right on the chair and you can hear a popping sound as well as Viper scream. Red just smiles sickly and the two raise the titles up again before heading to the back leaving Viper in a mess with Desiree helping him and medics on their way.

Kid: Fuck me, Viper just lost the World Title and also looks to have his career in jeporday, this ain't good.

Em: I know, Red and X had an alliance all along, damn them and now Viper may be out for a while or for good.

Kid: He should be back, but what a statement I guess, even Mack got invloved, but hey, what can ya do? Anyways, thats all for tonight, later people.