Burnout 15 {9/8/12}

[NBD]

September 8th, 2012



A big pot leaf shows up on the SEFTron followed by bursts of pyro over the ring and "Tear Away" by Drowning Pool plays over the pa. The crowd packed in to the Crisler Arena in Ann Arbor Michigan and their buzzing loud as Nick Miller yells.

WELCOME TO BURNOUT!

He looks over to Black Bob who leans back in his chair with a blunt hanging from his mouth, eyes all glazed and he says.

What up niggas!?!

Nick saying.

Tonight we got-

But he gets cut off by "The Way I Am" playing over the pa bringing our crowd to a mixed reaction for the World Champion and General manager of Burnout. Dressed in his ring gear with a hazard to your health shirt on and his title over his left shoulder, Xanthus just saunters to the ring getting a mic and rolling in. He stands up raising the mic up to say.

From this moment on I am boycotting WAR and only performing here on Burnout, so Mack, come on over if ya dare, but I got Destruction here tonight booked in a match against the monster Axel and if they can take him down, Destruction will get a Tag Title shot.

Xanthus pausing and waving Mack on down as the crowd cheers for Mack. They boo as Xanthus laughs and the World Champ says.

He ain't here cause Mack ain't about to work a second show, Mack ain't good to be, he's too god for y-

But "Lowlife" plays over the pa bringing the crowd jumps up roaring loud. No one comes out and Xanthus looks for Mack around the ring and in the crowd when a sixty eight road runner comes from the back and down the aisle as there is no stage. The car is a plain purple with light blue stripes along the side and behind the wheel is Mack with his left arm hanging out the window. Fans slap his hand and Mack revving up a little, brings the car down killing the engine, then he lifts a bottle of Guinness Stout from between his legs taking a drink. He finishes the bottle dropping it out of the car as he gets out to huge cheers. Xanthus in the ring leaning in a corner with his shirt off while Mack in just blue jeans and sneakers hops to the apron stepping into a dance. He does his muscle pose, then pops up in a crotch chop. Mack getting his own mic lifts it up to say to Xanthus.

Actually, I happened to be in the neighberhood and heard what ya had to say and I got a deal for you my friend. Right here, right now, you and I for that strap on your shoulder and if you beat me, I walk my ass back overseas and no one ever hears of Mack again, least the real Mack and not dick named Norm!

A loud ooh and cheers for Mack who just smirks arrogantly at the World Champ. Xanthus nodding yea just says.

You got it Mack, let's do this right now and when I get done, your outta here, and to make sure, Thrash, Slash, get out here now, this match is hardcore rules!

Xanthus flying at mack with the belt high, but Mack ducking it whips around into a hard roundhouse kick to the World Champ's head. Mack stomping away at Xanthus sees Destruction rushing it, but Troy Storms and Nick Torres follow them clobbering down the monsters of mayhem. Viper coming out with Jack Hines and they help muscle Destruction to the back. Viper getting a mic as the other three handle the monsters says.

EVERYONE IS BANNED FROM RINGSIDE AND ANYONE WHO DARES WILL DEAL WITH ME!

He tosses the mic down and heads to the back as the crowd cheers on Mack who has Xanthus in a corner chopping away at his chest. Mack with an irish whip sends X to the opposite corner and rushes over leaping into a splash. Mack backing out dances around arrogantly while Xanthus staggers out into Da Shows Ova, no, the World Champ drops to the mat. Xanthus rolling out of the ring reaches under it, but gets a ladder shoved out into his face. The World Champ rolls back as Mack leaps out into a splash on him. Mack getting up grabs the ladder as Nick Miller asks.

Is there someone under the ring?

Bob shrugging and still smoking a blunt says.

Maybe its Shady Smack!

Nick saying.

Everyone is banned from ringside though.

Bob saying.

Technically ringside is around the ring, not under it!

And back to the action where Mack has the ladder in the ring and Xanthus rolled in. He grabs a table out from under the ring sliding that in, then hops in kicking at the World Champ. Mack pulling him for a swinging neckbreaker, gets twisted around into the Ghetto Busta. Xanthus going for the pin hooks a leg, ONE.......................TWO...........kickout! Xanthus pulling Mack up for the Asshole Cutta, but The Showsteala spins off his shoulders leaping up into a dropkick to the back of the World Champ's head. Mack getting up stomps on X's head, then pulls him up into an inverted atomic drop and leaps up taking the World Champ down with a hurricanrana. Mack hopping up arrogantly sets the table up a few feet from the ladder, then pulls Xanthus up on it. Mack setting the ladder up heads up to the top looking X to Xanthus. The World Champ rolls off at the last second and Mack crashes through to the mat, then Xanthus crawls on him for the pin, ONE......................TWO..................kickout! He kneels up pounding away at Mack with punches to the head, then pulls him up delivering chops to the chest. Xanthus looking for a piledriver gets back dropped to the mat. Mack running to the ropes springs back into a low dropkick to the World Champ's head. Mack on his feet pulls Xanthus up into a piledriver, then heads up to the top turnbuckle deliver X to his chest. Mack hopping up stomps on X's head, then yanks him up into an irish whip to the ropes. Xanthus springing back into Da Shows Ova and Mack dancing arrogantly drops into the pin leaning back hooking a leg, ONE..........................TWO.........................kickout! Mack sitting up as the crowd shocked cheers a little, but still boo the World Champ. Mack rolling out of the ring grabs a chair tossing that in, then gets a ballbat wrapped in barbed wire from under the ring and slides in with it. Xanthus getting up and Mack rushing to his feet buries the barbed wire to the World Champ's head. Xanthus down and bleeding as Mack grinds the barbed wire into his skull, then gets up swinging the bat down to his ribs several times cutting him open some more. Mack tossing the bat down goes for the chair slamming it down over the World Champ's head. Mack dropping it pulls Xanthus up into the Mack Attack right on top of the chair. Mack heading back to the top rope nails the Detroit Drop on Xanthus, then hooks a leg for the pin, ONE...................TWO...................THREE!

Here is your winner and new World Heavyweight Champion...........Shane Mack!

The crowd erupts in cheers as Mack pulls himself up grinning big now. The ref raising his hand up hands Mack the title which he takes slinging it over his right shoulder like its where it should be. He just drops into a muscle pose holding his belt, then Mack heads up the turnbuckles raising the belt high. Xanthus rolling out just heads to the back makes it around the ring couple times celebrating with his people while Nick Miller says.

Wow, the return of Burnout and Mack is the new World Champion of SEF! We didn't even have a World Title match scheduled for tonight nor either of these two booked, but what a treat it was. A good match and Mack finally getting the best of Xanthus who has a few words for us in the back.

And to the back we go where Xanthus stands in front of a dressing room with the door open saying.

That was horseshit with Viper and the board getting involved on my show and I will get that World Title back. But tonight Axel has a partner and its me!

He walks into the room where we see Sly greet Xanthus, but the GM shutting the door.



Fatal 4 Way Elimination NO Rules Match
Steve Weigel v. Skylar Moon v. Shane Ewing v. John Carter
WINNER RECEIVES AN ICON TITLE SHOT IN THE MAIN EVENT

Skylar goes for Steve who ducks a clothesline and catches her with a german suplex to her stomach while John and Shane exchange punches. John ducking around to nail a High Kick on Shane. Steve with a tackle to John takes him out of the ring while Skylar crawls over pinning Shane, ONE....................TWO...................THREE! Steve tossing John back in the ring fishes under the ring as Skylar looks for a ddt. John twisting around nails a russian leg sweep on her and Steve comes with a singapore cane. John ducking a shot catches Steve with the High Kick, then pins him, ONE..................TWO.................THREE! Skylar up and nails the Moon Drop on John, then pins him, ONE................TWO...............THREE!

Here is your winner of the match............Skylar Moon!

"Say My Name Right" plays as Skylar gets motioning to a title around her waist yelling.

I'M GETTING THE GOLD TONIGHT!

The crowd booing a little as she pumps a fist in the air, then exits the ting and to the back we go where Just Joe is seen with his 24/7 Title walking out of a dressing room marked jWo. He shuts the door and is rushed by The Rockstar with a lead pipe to the skull downing Joe quick. The Rockstar with the pin, ONE..............TWO.............THREE! He jumps up running off down the hall as the door flies open and out comes Robbie and Willy to check on Joe.

The Hardcore Championship
Salman Van Dam v. The Rockstar

SVD in the ring and "Lounge Act" plays over the pa bringing the new 24/7 Champ out to mostly boos. Rockstar gets to the ring entering it when "The Way I Am" plays and Xanthus walks out to boos with a mic saying.

Hey Rockstar, that belt is no longer 24/7, it is The Hardcore Championship or the THC Title and its on the line tonight in what is now a hardcore match and from now on, on Burnout, every match is contested under hardcore rules, no rules, throw them the fuck out the window!

And X throws the mic away as he turns heading to the back getting a pop for that announcement. Rockstar protesting turns to get an Icon Kick from SVD. Rockstar down and SVD picking him up for the Icon Bomb now hooks a leg for the pin, ONE....................TWO...................THREE!

Here is your winner and new Hardcore Champion.........Salman Van Dam!

"Save Your Life" plays as SVD gets up raising his new title in the air to some cheers while Nick Miller says.

Interesting development here as Rockstar wins the 24/7 Title from Joe earlier and loses it to SVD just now, but its no longer 24/7, just The Hardcore Championship!

Bob chiming in still smoking.

THC Title, its like the originator of The Hardcore Championship was a pothead!



Destruction v. Axel & Xanthus
WINNERS RECEIVE A SHOT AT THE US TAG TEAM TITLES

Axel begins the match with Thrash and the two monsters lock up struggling to see who has more power. Axel slipping a side headlock on to Thrash gets shoved to the ropes and they meet in a shoulderblock stand off. Axel enraged runs back to the ropes and really charges, but Thrash standing his ground strong and its like two brick walls colliding. Axel back to the ropes and Thrash sidestepping him tags Slash and both men send Axel down with a double shoulderblock. They stomp him until the ref forces Thrash out leaving Slash to stomp Axel in the nuts, then rips him up into a double under hook suplex. Slash pulling Axel up tags Thrash and they double chokeslam Axel to the mat, then Thrash hoisting Axel up into a bearhug violently slams him to the mat with a bit of authority eyeing Xanthus. The GM just raises his hands up and motions to continue beating Axel. Thrash with a kick to Axel's head lifts him up only to ram into Destruction's corner. Slash tagging and climbing to the top rope as Thrash holds Axel across his knee and they deliver Total Destruction! Xanthus heading to the back as Slash makes the pin, ONE.....................TWO......................THREE!

Here are your winners................Thrash and Slash!

"Indestructible" plays over the pa pumping the crowd up more as they rally on for Destruction who stand tall in the middle of the ring.

Main Event
Interactive Icon Championship No DQ Match
Skylar Moon v. Taylor Andrews(c)

Skyler pointing at Taylor motioning its all over gets her hand slapped away. Skyler with a chop, but Taylor ducking it nails a roundhouse kick to her challengers head. Taylor with an elbow to her back applies a crippler crossface on Skyler making her scream. The challenger crawling for the ropes gets a hold of them and starts pulling herself out of the ring. Taylor up and running to the ropes springs back with a baseball slide dropkick sending Skylar all the way out. Taylor sliding out stomps all over Skylar, then lifts her up kicking her in the cunt and nails a ddt. Taylor pulling a singapore cane from under the ring starts smacking Skylar across her back, then straddles her back choking her with the cane. Taylor slapping Skylar's ass steps off her swing the cane into her ass, then across her back some more. The Icon Champ kicks Skylar in her head, then yanks her up and into the ring. Taylor grabbing a metal chair slides into the ring getting to her feet. Skylar on her knees as Taylor comes over with the chair up and slams it down over the challengers head. Taylor pulling Skylar up for an sto, but gets an elbow to her head. Skylar grabbing Taylor in an armbar runs up the turnbuckles springing off the ropes into an arm drag. She heads up to the top rope diving off for a leg drop, but Taylor rolling out of the way. The Icon Champ up with a kick to Skylar's back runs to the ropes springing back for a shining wizard. Taylor lifting Skylar up whips her to the ropes and hits an sto into the T & A in the middle of the ring, Skylar screaming as Taylor holds on tight getting her legs locked for the body scissors. Skylar trying to get free and power out ends up tapping out.

Here is your winner and still Icon Champion.........Taylor Andrews!

"Foxy, Foxy" plays and Taylor let's go rolling up to her feet as Skylar rolls out of the ring sitting on the floor. Taylor getting her title just grins arrogantly and poses on the turnbuckles as Nick Miller says.

A good main event with Skylar trying to win her first gold in SEF, but Taylor still not letting go of the Icon Title. The Golden Gal is on the quite the roll defending against all comers on two different shows and standing tall in the end.

Bob saying.

The chick is hot and on fire and not bad looking either!

Nick saying.

And she has a chance to earn the Iron Title when her and Rick Reynolds meet on WAR next week. And that is when we'll see you again, so until then, have a goodnight!