Carnage 41 {9/17/15}

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9 PM EST on September 17th, 2015 Click Here To Check Your Time zone Venue Oakland Coliseum in Oakland, California Theme Music Eat The Rich by Aerosmith Opening Contest Battle Royal Tina v. Chris Orton v. Ruemash v. Bill Roberts v. Steve Weigel v. Hank v. Johnny Rebel v. Michael McMoney v. Zilus Zion v. Kristin Fox v. Alexandra Callaway v. Christine Nash v. Destiny Cena v. Skull v. Cool Jay Lou(c) SEF Ti Tanium Championship Mid Card Bout "You're Fired" Tornado Team Gauntlet Match Simon Lee Nash & Jordan Cut v. Trent Flash & Red Flowers, Phoenix Winterborn & Kasey Fox-Winterborn, Drew Stevenson & Christian Vane, Jordan Brooks & Hiroku Shinobi, and the West Coast Connection Simon Lee & Jordan must beat all 5 teams to keep their spots on Carnage Main Event Steel Cage Match Jake Voss v. Hick Janes(c) The Network World Heavyweight Championship Card Is Subject To Change

Staff SEF Office Commentator/Timekeeper Nick Miller Interviewer Greg Boone Ring Announcer Samantha Winters Head Referee Smokey McWeed Referee Doug Melvin Referee Tom Walker Referee Earl

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September 17th, 2015

"Welcome back to another edition of Carnage here on Thursday night and we got a interesting lineup tonight headlined with a steel cage match up between new Network World Heavyweight Champion, Hick Janes, defending the strap against Jake Voss, a man who seems to have Viper's support. That should make this main event a bit edgier, but kicking things off is a battle royal for the Ti Tanium Championship and following that we see if Jordan Cut and Simon Lee Nash can keep their spots on Carnage or if they are fired from this brand. Chris Orton is in the ring ready to begin this opening match, so let's get to the action."

The sound of Eat The Rich plays over the pa of the Oakland Coliseum as the crowd is rowdy and roaring for more. We hear No One Like You play over the pa now and here comes Ruemash in his shorts and boots ready to fight with the THC Title around his waist. A microphone is in his left hand which he holds up to yell.

"CUT THE MUSIC!"

Ruemash walking to the ring as he says.

"I got something to say and Chris Orton, you better be listening there sonny boy. You think this is all about you coming back to take the Ti Tanium Title when you have been nowhere for the past five years."

Ruemash entering the ring now stays across the ring from Chris who is listening to what the steel city warrior has to say, although he may not like it.

"You are right though, you do have a target on your back and not just because of your accolades, which are impressive, but you are a marked man because you think you can just waltz in and take over something you dropped five years ago. You left when things were getting good and we carried the ball while you hid like a scared lil boy."

Chris Orton not liking this and takes a few steps to meet Ruemash in the middle of the ring as the steel city warrior meets him there. Ruemash holding the mic up, but Chris snatches it, then The Infection plays over the pa bringing out Bill Roberts who wears his II Title around his waist. Bill in his shorts and boots ready for action as well, but comes down to the ring and around it to get his own microphone before stepping inside to approach the other two men and say.

"Ok guys, we get it, you both want the Ti Tanium Title, but you are not the only ones in this match nor are you the only champions, Ruemash."

Bill eyeballing Ruemash now as these two go way back as rivals in SEF, but the eye contact is kept with Chris as they know he is there. Raise Your Glass plays over the pa now and here comes Tina skipping down the aisle twirling her hair like she don't care who thinks what of her cause it really don't matter. The golden gal skipping around the ring to get her own microphone and hops up on the ring apron in her ring shorts and top to climb up the turnbuckles where she sits perched with legs crossed and says.

"Boys, boys, boys, don't you dare forget about lil ol' me because if you think for one second that this golden haired foxy woman is going to go over this top rope and lose to any of you, you are sadly mistaken, boys!!!"

The arrogance exuding from Tina as Breaking The Habit plays over the pa to bring out Cool Jay Lou, the Ti Tanium Champion. He wears his title proudly around his waist and carries his own microphone with him to the ring doing the thumb pose while the crowd chants.

COOL...JAY...LOU

The Ti Tanium Champ rolling in the ring to pop up and do the splits with a calm smirk on his face, then he unstraps the title to hold over his shoulder while stepping closer to the men in the ring. Jay lifting his mic to say.

"Well I guess the champion actually needs to be out here to make this championship match happen and since you are all stating your piece to how this is all going to play out, let me let you all in on a secret. Only one of us is cool enough to make this title on my shoulder shine like a titanium plate of gold and you are all looking at your current and future SEF Ti Tanium Heavyweight Champion..."

Jay doing the thumb pose and the crowd chants.

COOL...JAY...LOU

Then Rebel Yell plays over the pa bringing Johnny Rebel out in his trenchcoat he let's fly open to drop at ringside before the big guy climbs in the ring. He throws a fist in the air and shouts.

"REBEL YELL!!!"

Everyone just looks at him and Tina flies off the turnbuckles with a missile dropkick staggering Johnny into the ropes.

Opening Contest
Battle Royal
Tina v. Chris Orton v. Ruemash v. Bill Roberts v. Steve Weigel v. Hank v. Johnny Rebel v. Michael McMoney v. Zilus Zion v. Kristin Fox v. Alexandra Callaway v. Christine Nash v. Destiny Cena v. Skull v. Cool Jay Lou(c)
SEF Ti Tanium Championship

Steve Weigel, Hank, Michael McMoney, Zilus Zion, Kristin Fox, Alexandra Callaway, Christine Nash, Destiny Cena, and Skull all no showed, but will still get a loss because they suck. And Johnny Rebel was first to get eliminated after that dropkick from Tina put him on the ropes which allowed Cool Jay Lou to hit a spinning back kick sending the big man out over the top rope. From there it was a hard fought match between the five wrestlers left and probably more exciting than what the other ten could have brought by a longshot.

Winner and NEW SEF Ti Tanium Champion: Tina @ 23 Minutes 41 Seconds

With no time to celebrate Tina is trying to fight off Ruemash who was last to be eliminated before the golden gal caught him with a hurricanrana. The steel city warrior managing to keep the upperhand and buries Tina into a corner slamming knees to her midsection and engulfing her whole body with a splash. Ruemash dragging her into the R & R to crumple Tina to the mat and then grabs his THC Title and the Ti Tanium Title Tina just won to hold both high. Push It To The Limit plays over the pa and here comes Mr Bear in a black and white tuxedo with a indifferent expression as usual. He holds a microphone and remains on stage to say.

"Ruemash, since you want that title so bad, then that gives me a idea, so for tonight only the Ti Tanium Title is defended twenty four seven anywhere in the building until Carnage goes off the air."

Mr Bear turning to leave now and Ruemash shocked, but smiling now as he drops the titles to drop into a pin on Tina while yelling at the ref.

"GET IN HERE!"

But only a two count for Ruemash who pops up to drop a knee into Tina's head, then waits for her to get up before hitting the Rogue Kick. Dead Dawg and Josh Diabolical come running out and send Ruemash out of the ring courtesy of a double clothesline, then deliver a double powerbomb to Tina. Dawg goes flying through the ropes into Ruemash with a headbutt as Josh delivers Violent Impact to Tina and pins her to win the Ti Tanium Title. Bill Roberts comes flying in the ring with a dropkick to Josh's chest sending him backwards, then rips the Diabolical one up into a scoop slam near the turnbuckles. Bill goes up to comes down with Heartbreak Heaven and make the pin to win the title for himself. He too has no time to celebrate as we see Cool Jay Lou come in to yank Bill up into a suplex, then hop up into a spinning leg drop. Jay pulling Bill up into a double underhook backbreaker, then heads up to deliver the West Coast Splash and make the pin winning the title. Mesa dragging him from the ring and tosses Jay into the ringpost and delivers a side Russian leg sweep. He climbs up to hit his Arabian Aerial Assault to Jay on the floor to make the pin and win the title. The Arabian knight slipping out of there with the title as Nick Miller says.

"What a five person battle royal that was with the majority of those booked no showing, but who needed them anyways!? And then after Tina wins that crazy match we see Ruemash attack her and Mr Bear reward his behavior by making the Ti Tanium Title defended twenty four seven tonight anywhere in the building, so no telling who will walk out with that title tonight!? Mesa has the belt now, so I wonder what that means for their match next when they are supposed to team up in the gauntlet that Jordan Cut and Simon Lee Nash will run. Although I believe Jordan Cut isn't here as are a few others booked in that match, so let's find out who shows up to fight on Carnage, now!?!"

Mid Card Bout
"You're Fired" Gauntlet Match
Simon Lee Nash
v.
Trent Flash,
Red Flowers,
Hiroku Shinobi,
& Jordan Brooks
Simon Lee must beat all 4 men to keep his spot on Carnage

So Jordan Cut no shows meaning he ain't working Carnage no more, but also absent and probably in a circle jerk with the Cut are Phoenix Winterborn, Kasey Fox-Winterborn, Drew Stevenson, and Christian Vane. Mesa and Cool Jay Lou are too busy fighting over the Ti Tanium Title somewhere backstage which is twenty four seven for tonight only, so Simon Lee Nash comes out to run a gauntlet against Trent Flash who he takes out in a couple minutes with a F-5. Then Red Flowers runs out trying to get crazy and instead gets a F-5 as well and disposed of. Hiroku Shinobi proves to be a much better challenge and nearly takes Simon Lee off of Carnage with a devastating kick to his head, however the son of Nash hangs in there to spin off another F-5 to move past Hiroku. Jordan Brooks comes out to play with Simon and seems cocky, but dominates his opponent making us believe Simon is done. Jake Voss making an appearance on the stage to distract Jordan is all Simon needs to roll up the IXF member and end this match keeping his spot secure on Carnage.

Winner: Simon Lee Nash @ 19 Minutes 24 Seconds

Jake Voss is gone as We Own It plays over the pa, then Jordan looking at Simon who shrugs and offers a handshake. Jordan looking to accept it, but pulls Simon in and turns quick hitting BAD before sliding out of the ring to head up the aisle leaving Nick Miller to say.

"Simon Lee Nash did what he had to do to keep his job and had a little help from Jake Voss who has a bit of a bad history with Jordan Brooks. Jake in tonight's main event with a World Heavyweight Title match against Hick Janes inside that steel cage hanging over the ring, but I got word we just had the Ti Tanium Title change hands and may see more, so let's check that out first."

Back near the loading dock we see Cool Jay Lou standing over Mesa with the Ti Tanium Title held up after winning it, but Tina from behind with a Singapore cane to the back and moves into a white Russian leg sweep for the pin to win the title and here comes Josh Diabolical and Dead Dawg attacking the golden gal leading to Josh winning the title. From there we see Chris Orton get in on the fun and win the title, but it is short lived when Ruemash Rogue Kick's him down to take the strap and try to run off. Dead Dawg takes the title though and soon after Simon Lee Nash inserts himself to win the title. Tina is the next to win it, but loses it to Jordan Brooks who tries to fight everyone off. Bill Roberts stops him from keeping it by taking it for his own and Mesa takes the gold back instead to become champ again. Josh Diabolical is able to hit Violent Impact on Mesa and win the title, but Tina is all over him to win it back to her golden ass. Ruemash is hot on the champs tail through all this chaos and trying to get the title, but Simon Lee Nash gets it only to get the Put Down allowing Chris Orton to win it. Mesa still in this with a pin over Chris to win the title and Josh Diabolical comes back to win it from the Arabian knight. Bill Roberts still in the hunt and now becomes the hunted with Jordan Brooks dropping him to take the title. Tina cuts him off from running with it and wins the title looking to run, but Ruemash nails a Rogue Kick on her. Cool Jay Lou is the one who is able to capitalize and win the title, but Dead Dawg taking down Jay and taking the title now. Mesa still hungry to take the gold home and wins it, but Bill Roberts takes it just as quick and loses it right to Tina. Jordan Brooks takes the title from Tina only to have her win it back after a bit of a brawl between the two showing a little back and forth in a one on one fashion. Josh Diabolical is the one to take it from Tina and tries to flee the scene, but Mesa too alive to let that happen and wins the title yet again. Cool Jay Lou there to take it from his own partner and gets a F-5 from Simon Lee Nash who wins the title this time. Tina taking it from the son of Nash and Jordan Brooks stopping the golden gal to become Ti Tanium Champion. Mesa back in it again winning the title, but Bill Roberts takes it away only to have Josh Diabolical take it from the hardcore heartbreaker. Mesa swoops back in to win the title showing how bad he wants to walk out of here as Ti Tanium Champion. But Josh keeps fighting and chasing the champ along with Ruemash and several others who still rage on to be the one. Josh Diabolical winning the title and is stopped by Cool Jay Lou who in return gets his tag team partner going over him to win the title. Mesa trying to just hold the title like a football at this point and run for freedom, but Tina stops him with a superkick to win the title. Bill Roberts taking the title from her and Mesa still with another wind left to take the title back. Cool Jay Lou stops him with a spinning kick and takes the title, but Josh Diabolical enters again to win the title. Ruemash the last one left standing in the fight finally gets another crack at the champ and wins the title, then runs off with the Ti Tanium Championship leaving bodies laying all over the floor while back at ringside Nick Miller says.

"Wow what a hardcore brawl that was with Ruemash snaring the Ti Tanium Title making him a double champ now with this THC Title, but the show isn't over yet folks. We got the steel cage match in our main event for the Network World Heavyweight Championship. Standing by now is the World Champ now, Hick Janes, so let's hear what he has to say about his upcoming battle."

Backstage in a promo spot with the SEF backdrop up and a faint light showcasing the champ in his ring gear with The Network World Heavyweight Title belt slung over his right shoulder. Hick Janes smiling bright and stroking his beard a bit arrogant before lowering his hand to hang casually as he says.

"Last week was an awesome match made even greater by winning this title, The Network World Heavyweight Championship. But Jake Voss had an ace up his sleeve last week and does as well this week, so maybe I am going into a no win situation!?"

Hick just shrugs and keeps smiling like he knows what he has to do and will do it to the highest degree possible.

"I didn't come here because I wanted a easy road to the top, or to have a easy path along the top of this huge mountain that SEF has become. I wanted to scratch and claw my up top from day one and I did just that, so Jake Voss, you can keep Viper in your back pocket and use him whenever you want, but the Dominant Player is no match for the Extreme Effect. Viper had his day and can live through you, but will have to learn to accept that he will lose through you and I will prosper as World Heavyweight Champion."

Hick Janes raising the title off his shoulder high in the air, then slaps it down to his shoulder and walks off smiling big as he can as THE World Champ of this network. And now over the arena pa we hear Rock You Like A Hurricane playing to bring out Jake Voss who swaggers out in his ring gear like he owns the place. Jake bantering with fans at ringside who insult him and just walks over to grab a microphone before entering the ring to say.

"Hick Janes, are you kidding me!? You honestly expect to make Viper a loser? Viper is so over you, that you need not even speak of the dominant player because you have much bigger problems to deal with! Like losing that World Championship over your shoulder to the next number one man, me."

A loud chorus of boos ring out now and Jake just shakes his head now with a cheap grin to say.

"You know its true, you all know and Hick Janes knows, but most of all, Viper knows, which is why he made sure justice was served and I was given my rightful World Title shot I was screwed out of last week in that stupid fatal four way. I owned Hick Janes last week and tonight I make sure he never makes it out of that steel cage let alone this crappy coliseum in Oakland. I on the-"

The crowd cuts him off with loud boos, so Jake yells.

"I ON THE OTHER HAND WILL WALK OUT THE NETWORK WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!"

Loud boos continue to pour out as Jake tosses the mic away and gets ready for his main event match. Shedding Skin plays over the pa bringing The Network World Heavyweight Champion, Hick Janes, out to the ring slapping a few hands along the way.

Main Event
Steel Cage Match
Jake Voss v. Hick Janes(c)
The Network World Heavyweight Championship

A classic steel cage that saw Hick Janes nail his Extreme Effect to Jake Voss on the top of the cage to send the challenger down in the ring while Hick hung on to the cage and dropped down on the outside to the floor.

Winner and still Network World Heavyweight Champion: Hick Janes @ 31 Minutes 58 Seconds

Shedding Skin plays over the pa as Hick Janes gets awarded his title and the ref raises his arm in the air while Nick Miller says.

"What a finale to a excellent cage match with Jake Voss getting cut open earlier during this hardcore battle. Speaking of hardcore battles, Ruemash left the building earlier when the main event was just beginning and is apparently going to reign as Ti Tanium Champion as well as THC Champion. I have word that in two weeks on the next edition of Carnage he will be presented a new title belt that represents both the Ti Tanium and Total Hardcore Chaos Titles he now holds as the Total Ti Tanium Championship. That is all for tonight though, so until next time SEF comes to a town near you, have a goodnight folks."