Anarchy of WAR 288

[NBD]

Date: Wednesday, May 19th, 2021 @ 8 pm EST

Venue: WAR Arena in Flint, MI

Theme: Welcome To The Jungle by Guns 'N Roses

CARD SUBJECT TO CHANGE

Opening Contest
PBR v. Simon Lee Nash(c)
SEF WAR Championship

Mid Card Bout
Triple Threat Match
Johnny Rotten v. Hal Havoc v. Bongman(c)
SEF TV Championship

Main Event
Steel Cage Match
Phoenix v. Hick Janes

[NBD]

Wednesday, May 19th, 2021

Welcome To The Jungle by Guns 'n Roses plays over the pa of the WAR Arena in Flint Michigan overlooking the river named for this long abandoned city of motors. From ringside comes the voice of the SEF Owner.

"Welcome to Anarchy of WAR! Tonight's steel cage match I promise will be one to not forget, but we have the TV Title on the line in a triple threat match and the WAR Title is also defended tonight when Simon Lee Nash battles PBR, the current World Champion. That match is going to kick off the night for action, but I promised an announcement and because we are closing with that steel cage match between Hick Janes and Phoenix, I will make the announcement now."

ANA stands removing his headset and grabs a microphone to lift up and announce to the live crowd as well as everyone at home.

"Ok, so last Sunday I said I had an announcement to make and I making it now and that is that Anarchy of WAR is over. WAR is dead. SEF won the war and SEF TV presents Friday night Fame with the debut episode happening June Eighteenth, two days before Golden Glory which will feature Rick Reynolds challenging J X C for the Universal Championship."

ANA pausing for a reaction which is one of approval from the hardcore fans.

"Now, we will still use the WAR Arena, although a renaming may be in order, so maybe we will call it the Flint River Arena and the Anarchy Dome out in LA will be the West Coast Center. Now, Friday night Fame will be taking place from the Underground Arena in Detroit, but we may go on the road by the end of the summer and come up here to Flint, go out west, or who knows where!?"

ANA sits back down putting is headset on and gets ready for the last Anarchy of WAR.

Fortunate Son by CCR plays over the pa and the crowd loving the song anyways, but here comes the World Champion of SEF, PBR, with his Ultimate Sandman fan shirt on and the title belt strapped around his waist with a old pair of blue jeans. The champ pushing a shopping cart with canes, street signs, couple chairs, and a trash can with a eighteen pack of PBR stuck up on the little cart at the handle. PBR cracking a can open and guzzles it down as he heads to the ring where the ref informs this is not hardcore and no weapons will be allowed to be used, so the champ drinks another beer and tosses the belt in the cart before rolling in the ring. We Own It by Whiz Khalifa plays over the pa bringing Simon Lee Nash out in his shorts and a black t-shirt ripped open down the sides. The WAR Title around his waist and he marches down the ramp eyeballing the cart of weapons and gets closer to fix his gaze on the SEF World Championship laying half out of the trash can and draped over a chair. Simon slides in the ring ripping his title off to thrust it up and yell as he points to PBR drinking a beer in the corner.

"AFTER I BEAT YOU TO KEEP THIS I WILL BE COMING FOR THAT WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!"

Simon tosses the WAR Title to the ref who holds it up and PBR finishes his beer tossing the empty out to the floor.

Opening Contest
PBR v. Simon Lee Nash(c)
SEF WAR Championship

Simon rushing at PBR who drops down to tackle the WAR Champion taking him down and hammering the son of Nash with punches. PBR rolling off after a count from the ref gets to four and springs off the ropes dropping his elbow to the head of Simon. The World Champ staying on Simon with more punches before getting up and stomping him on the head. PBR heading over to the side of the ring where his cart is parked on the floor and reaches through the ropes to grab a singapore cane. The ref taking it away though and tosses it out infuriating PBR, but Simon charging into the World Champ with a spear and makes the pin for a two count. Simon pulling PBR up for a suplex taking him over and floats into another pin getting another two count. The son of Nash clamping a sleeper hold on PBR who fights his way up to his feet running into a corner to break the hold. Simon backing up and charges forward with a forearm to the back of the World Champ's head, then takes him out of the corner with a release german suplex. Simon stalking PBR until het stands up and rushes in to hoist up the World Champ looking for the F-5. PBR scrambling off Simon's shoulders dropping down and the ref too close and turns away to avoid getting knocked down. SImon takes advantage with a kick to PBR's nuts, then hoists him back up to nail the F-5 and make the pin to win.

Winner: Simon Lee Nash

We Own It by Whiz Khalifa plays over the pa and Simon stands up getting awarded the WAR Title. He takes it with authority and holds it up high for all to see who is champ, then drops down to roll from the ring and stops to star at the World Title laying in the shopping cart. He nods to it and walks to the back as PBR rolls out grabbing his title and heads backstage while A Native Americano says.

"A win is a win. PBR ain't done though. Seems Simon may have earned a World Title shot though? I may have to do something about that!?"

Deal With The Devil by Pop Evil plays over the pa bringing Johnny Rotten to the ring in a cocky manner flipping his hair and making some rude gestures. Johnny eyes the shopping cart and grabs a singapore cane rolling in the ring with it. The ref not saying a word since this next match is triple threat rules, so no dq. Black Diamond by KISS plays over the pa bringing Hal Havoc out with a no nonsense demeanor. He walks on down and kicks the shopping cart over, then picks up the now empty cart and throws it in the ring. Hal slides in to stand up tearing his shirt off to throw it out and stare down Johnny who clutches his cane ready to swing. Hits From The Bong by Cypress Hill plays over the pa bringing Bongman out in his chesap superhero suit with the TV Title around his waist and bong in hand firing it up right there on the stage. He walks to the ring smoking it up and sets the bong and lighter on the ring steps, then leaps to the top rope diving at Hal.

Mid Card Bout
Triple Threat Match
Johnny Rotten v. Hal Havoc v. Bongman(c)
SEF TV Championship

Hal catching Bongman to turn him into a powerslam on the shopping cart crushing it with the TV Champ's body. Johnny swinging the cane across Hal's back and hooks him up to deliver a white russian leg sweep. Johnny rolling out of the ring to grab a chair and slides back in to slam it over Hal's back, then drops it and pulls Hal up for a piledriver. Hal with a back body drop and picks up the chair to turn and wait for Johnny to get up, then swings it. Johnny leaping into a spinning back kick driving the chair into Hal's head knocking him down and out. Bongman getting up and Johnny nails Rotten Revenge on the TV Champ, then heads up top to deliver AAA and make the pin to win.

Winner and NEW TV Champion: Johnny Rotten

Deal With The Devil by Pop Evil plays over the pa as Johnny gets up and his awarded the TV Title while Hal rolls from the ring bleeding from his head and gets checked on by the ref. Bongman rolling out to grab his bong and head to the back leaving Johnny in the ring posing with his new title while A Native Americano says.

"Hal showed up to fight tonight, but so did Johnny who took full advantage of that no dq rule and put the bigger man down, then kept the champ down who took a nasty powerslam to a shopping cart. Not a bad match at all and Johnny captured his first major title I believe."

Rock You Like A Hurricane by the Scorpions hits the pa and the lights go out, then turn red and a dark figure lowers to the ring from the rafters. The lights come back once he is in the ring and its Phoenix in a leather trenchcoat carrying his black ballbat. The cage surrounding the ring with Phoenix in the middle standing motionless. Shedding Skin by Pantera plays over the pa bringing Hick Janes out to the ring discarding his hooded sweatshirt before heading the steps to go through the cage door and enter the ring.

Main Event
Steel Cage Match
Phoenix v. Hick Janes

Hick walks up to Phoenix who extends the bat towards his opponent. Hick grabs a hold and Phoenix lets go and walks by his opponent to the door demanding the ref open it. The door opens and Hick with his back to Phoenix who steps out to the floor promptly ending this match.

Winner: Phoenix

A Native Americano up on his feet with a microphone as Hick Janes exits the cage to hand Phoenix his bat back. ANA coming over to say.

"Yes. My man is back and now we wait for Friday Night Fame on June eitheenth from the Underground Arena where I will be doing commentary from up on the main floor at the bar overlooking the arena and who knows, maybe a guest will drop on by, maybe Phoenix will stop on by and let us know what he has planned for SEF?"

ANA extending the mic to his old friend and Phoenix says.

"Success."

And with that the lights go out, then cast a red light and Phoenix lifts back to the rafters. The lights flash back on and ANA shrugs and says.

"Well that was it for Anarchy of WAR which is over, my friends, I am sorry, but Anarchy of WAR is not something I can continue to do because WAR was special and Anarchy was not even mine. Friday night Fame will be a true restart of sorts, a new beginning for SEF, for SEFWUN. I have been leaning towards this for a while, we have the Universal Champion, J X C, who will defend his title two days after Friday night Fame, at Golden Glory against the Scorpion Rick Reynolds, June twentieth for our big Sunday night supershow. But speaking of champions, we have the World Champion, PBR, the Tag Team Champions are Rob Ruckus and Mark Jackson and the TV Champion is Johnny Rotten as of earlier tonight. Now, the WAR Champion is Simon Lee Nash and the Anarchy Champion is Bill Roberts and both are good champions, they don't deserve to have their titles taken away. I will be addressing them on Friday night Fame about this, so Simon Lee Nash and Bill Roberts, show up on June eighteenth cause we need to talk. As for tonight, have a good night everyone, hope ya enjoyed the show."